Going to jail for two weeks now. Bye fuckers.
>>541087636What did you do?
Of course a norwegian posted this lol, giwtwm…
>>541087656Antisemitism
>>541087656He said the N word in his sleep.
>>54108769867 billion year long prison sentence should suffice
>oh no! not the Norwegian jail cells! How will you survive?
>>541087757Bro is getting a vacation lmfao. In all seriousness, have a nice vacation Norwayanon.
>>541087636What kind of minor offense even gets you 2 weeks?
>>541087656>>541087825Stealing a sweet roll.
Bye.
>>541087757>>541087777Maybe op committed his crime to get a Norwegian vacation?
>>541087825In Norway? Probably homicide.
>>541087825Probably first time drunk driving, smoking pot or slapping someone
>>541087988And yet, he will still be a virgin when he gets out! lolI mean, it's Norway.
>>541087978I need to do this…perhaps overstaying my visa or doing the roman salute (idk it thats illegal)
>>541087636enjoy your ps2/gta vice city, air conditioned 800 sqrft, 2 week vacation jail cell Olaf
OP here. I'm Russian. I decided to rape a dog in public to avoid deportation. Russia nr 1!
>>541088588Noice. I bet if you go to russia in prison its literally just rape
>>541087636>drinks negitive 2.1 billion value fortify destruction potion>casts flame cloak>clears thought>clearly say "i am too rich for my blood (redist arrest)" in the argonian voicetype>nuclear bombs go off at the feet of all nearby guards due to the potion + flame cloak>laugh and mutter "you have no power here!"
