never forget what they took from you
>>541089527Is that a onions green machine? It's pretty small. Is it made for babies or something?
They're going to replace coffee with matcha?
>>541089527>overpriced but well-built machine>overpriced fruit packs with extremely short shelf lives>machine refuses to squeeze "expired" fruit packsDOA
>>541089527Oh man, if only we had a 700 dollar juice machine that only pressed juice from proprietary juice packs!Everyone loves dealing with printer ink, right? Well now we applied the eame experience to juice!
Onions green?
Today in the afternoon I am going to make a giant smoothie.Strawberry, peach, banana, honey, greek plain yogurt and ice, blend. I am ot going to add condensed milk, because it has sugar... but it makes it so good if I were to.
>>541089527The jews took my pouch squeezing apparatus. I'll never be the same, hold me /pol/, it's getting dark..
>>541089639That is Starlink, juicer edition. lol
>>541089751tl;dw useless eaters get scooped up and turned into reconstituted food product called onions green
JuiceroChads were living the dream. We were on our way to flying cars and robot waifus, like they promised us…
The juice weasel?
>>541089527dis wat they rly took frm ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k
Get a Blendtec blender. You can blend any fruit/vegetable whole and you get all the fiber and better nutritional benefits. Every other blender other than a Vitamix is a piece of shit
>>541089527Acording to stoicism no one took anything from me cause I'm not owner of anything, things are simply under my posession.
>>541089987(don't breathe this)
>>541089987Fucking trash.Juice Tiger is real deal.
>>541089795Starlink is actually a great product though
>>541089527This thing was wildUp and including the natural cider formed in the badly sealed blueberry packs
>>541089527onoes not my juicerinoooo
>>541089709>you can squeeze out the shitgoyfood yourself>subscription model>400 dollars entry price or moreLOL the jewiest californication company in history
>>541095450right 700 dollars LOLOLOLthat's not a company, that's a moronic suckers trap
>>541089773that's rightthen i'm gonna cum deep into my sub's throatAMERICA!!!
>>541089527technology is overratedAmish have the right idea
>>541089958omfg
>>541089709>>541095450was this thing even real? it always seemed like it was intended to be a joke
>>541095450How does a juice have a subscription model?
I like the Bass-O-Matic 76 because it let's me use the whole bass
