never forget what they took from you
>>541089527Is that a onions green machine? It's pretty small. Is it made for babies or something?
They're going to replace coffee with matcha?
>>541089527>overpriced but well-built machine>overpriced fruit packs with extremely short shelf lives>machine refuses to squeeze "expired" fruit packsDOA
>>541089527Oh man, if only we had a 700 dollar juice machine that only pressed juice from proprietary juice packs!Everyone loves dealing with printer ink, right? Well now we applied the eame experience to juice!
Onions green?
Today in the afternoon I am going to make a giant smoothie.Strawberry, peach, banana, honey, greek plain yogurt and ice, blend. I am ot going to add condensed milk, because it has sugar... but it makes it so good if I were to.
>>541089527The jews took my pouch squeezing apparatus. I'll never be the same, hold me /pol/, it's getting dark..
>>541089639That is Starlink, juicer edition. lol
>>541089751tl;dw useless eaters get scooped up and turned into reconstituted food product called onions green
JuiceroChads were living the dream. We were on our way to flying cars and robot waifus, like they promised us…
The juice weasel?
>>541089527dis wat they rly took frm ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k
Get a Blendtec blender. You can blend any fruit/vegetable whole and you get all the fiber and better nutritional benefits. Every other blender other than a Vitamix is a piece of shit
>>541089527Acording to stoicism no one took anything from me cause I'm not owner of anything, things are simply under my posession.
>>541089987(don't breathe this)
>>541089987Fucking trash.Juice Tiger is real deal.
>>541089795Starlink is actually a great product though
>>541089527This thing was wildUp and including the natural cider formed in the badly sealed blueberry packs
>>541089527onoes not my juicerinoooo
>>541089709>you can squeeze out the shitgoyfood yourself>subscription model>400 dollars entry price or moreLOL the jewiest californication company in history
>>541095450right 700 dollars LOLOLOLthat's not a company, that's a moronic suckers trap
>>541089773that's rightthen i'm gonna cum deep into my sub's throatAMERICA!!!
>>541089527technology is overratedAmish have the right idea
>>541089958omfg
>>541089709>>541095450was this thing even real? it always seemed like it was intended to be a joke
>>541095450How does a juice have a subscription model?
I like the Bass-O-Matic 76 because it let's me use the whole bass
>>541089987>Vitamixthat's rightthey even have a legacy model without electronics that finally broke under 500 euros (400 bucks without eurotax) after decades of entry level at 700
>>541095568amazingyou would buy bagsthey would deliverthe bags contained some pulpthe machine would press it out of the bagsit was the jewiest shit imaginableeven the dumbest supalibtard cali jews saw through it
>>541095723Levels of heb even the hebs found revolving, that's pretty bad.
>>541095553So many "smart" products arent even jokes but really should be.Did you know about the smart salt shaker?
>>541095553Scams are only funny when you're mocking the scammer.
>>541095800Well you can certainly mock the people who take this seriously if it is a joke, because that's really the only way this would make sense.
>>541095674with antiwaste baskets giving plentiful virtually free organic food
>>541095887
>>541089527I mean we all laugh about all these retarded i-appliances, but that's how innovation works. For every hundread bad ideas, there eventually be one that's good and will see mass adoption.
>>541095906these antiwaste baskets are so amazing i take pics of them for my sweetiethere's two baskets for about ten bucks right theretbqh summer ones are bigger
>>541089987My ex used my food processor to make homemade dog treats that used peanut butter and then refused to clean it out. I wish I still had it.
>>541095553The Nespresso capsule trend was like ai for gen Xers and they all went fucking crazy and tried reinventing the wheel to find the new senseo/Nespresso machines
>>541089709>well-builtThat faggot logic can go to hell>we used premium componentsMeans fucking jack shit when the product can't fucking do its job.>look at our well-built train>it doesn't have wheels>yes but we only used the finest capacitors.Faggot
>>541095959yes that's a tramp in my kitchenmore cool baskets
>>541096093that was between 4 and 6 eurosyou dont buy the basket's food, you pay the fee to get the free food
>>541095887>>541095906>>541096122+ 50 vitamins+ 500 filthy bacteriasi think you'd be healthier cleaning your shit
the moment when sillicon valley became silly con valley
>>541096168lol i know, kitchen's a messi do clean right thoughi mean not the fridge, that one i do only bit by bitbut every food, every package even, and every ustensil/surfacebacteria's never an issuei remove nigger sweat from every piece of food i get yeahme at a leb friend's place
>>541096292at least my soaps are clean:) -ishauthentic Aleppos
>>541096338
>>541096348butcher shopantiwaste discount is only 40% there
>>541096411juicing
>>54109643840 minutes away on trusty bike
>>541096482what murrimutts cannot understand
>>541096338>>541096348
>>541096509pigeon in my local organic shopreported them to the fucking statefelt terriblebut it worked
>>541089709>well-builtWhat do you mean? Looks like it's for food use and it's made of plastic. Why don't you sweeten your drink with antifreeze while you're at it, snort some crushed up teflon, rub some gasoline on your armpits, and jam an infected syringe into your balls?
>>541095965>My ex used my food processor to make homemade dog treats that used peanut butter and then refused to clean it out. I wish I still had it.>a woman made a fucking mess doing something you probably shouldn't with an appliance then refused to deal with the consequencesAnon please I'm getting pissed off just thinking about that shit
>>541096438as we speak:cooking tomato juice from home grown "novosadski jabucar" and "st.pierre" tomatoes
>>541096772horrible texture, might as well make an enema out of it.
>>541096772I lived in FYROM for 6 months and survived on pic rel
>>541096879believe or not, when I was in army (JNA) I ate it 365 days every day!
