Give it to me straight french anons, any practical safety tips I need to not be robbed and knifed to death? More generally, discuss the politics of Paris.
all these places and you chose a city state shithole.enjoy your bad decision
>>541100962Buy a pepper spray, but police will arrest you if they catch you in self defense act because our negroes and arabs are sacred cows.So if you pepper spray a negro, then trow it somewhere if its empty and run. After the arrest say you dont speak french and you dont know about any pepper spraying...
>>541101068I am going to other countries and cities as well. However the thread had to be about something.
>>541101107Is this legitimate advice?
>>541100962If a gyppo woman asks you to signs a piece of paper you must sign it.If a gyppo girl runs and hugs you, you must hug her too.If a black or nafri is doing something illegal do not tell the police because you don't know their struggles also, it would make you a racist.
>>541100962If you chalk Elbereth on the floor the French can't touch you
>>541100962Why Paris? Why not go somewhere awesome like Normandy? You can go to some shitty, dirty city, swarmed with tourists all trying to see the same shit, or you can go to the beautiful pastoral countryside, hike like a man, check out some real history without a billion retards who have no idea what you’re looking at, dine in small local restaurants, etc etc etc.Land in Paris, fine, rent a car, drive around for an hour or two, and then leave and go somewhere far better.
>>541100962>paris is le bad but I am visiting anywayCringe perfomative ragebait. Kill yourself.
>>541100962Paris? Dude wtf you doing? You should be going to Atlantic City and Myrtle Beach
>>541100962must have for eurotrips
White in Paris here, my advice is most important than all other "french" posters here>>541101162I'd say yes... sadly use a small pepper spray tho.Also stack up on pickpocket videos. They have a lot of tactics to steal from tourists.Also, ALL ARABS ARE POTENTIAL STEALERS no matter the look.>restaurants:Should you want to eat at a REAL restaurant, if there's more than 10 main dishes on the menu, then you'll most likely eat slop. A real restaurant with a good cheff gives no more than 5 main dishes.>metroThis where you'll be most vulnerable. Watch your kids and your wife.Backpacks LOCKED.Phones IN A ZIPPED POCKET.ARROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX.STAY CLEAR OF THE HOMELESS.DON'T GIVE SHIT TO STRANGERS.Also avoid rush hours you fucking tourist, people are working too.If you get controlled and get fined, just send it to some random place with fake name. And if police ask for id, simply say you left your id at the hotel. They won't bother most of the time.>niggers selling shitOverpriced temu garbage and they will ask you 10 times the value of the shit they sell.Do not let a nigger approach you and give you a "gift" if you want souvenir-slop go inside a shop (preferably owned by chinese people)Don't buy that fucking disgusting corn.>car rentalYou better be ready to pay for ALL parking spots in Paris. Police will NOT have mercy. Radars every-fucking-where.If you rent a car: IT WILL BE DAMAGED, and you'll have to pay a penalty. DO NOT LEAVE THE CAR IF SOME ARABS TELL YOU TO>bikes, scooters, bicycle..Police will often control speed limits for these... make sure you don't go too fast, and be extra careful around car traffic.>uber drivers & taxisA taxi driver will NEVER come to you, you have to. Make sure you see a taximeter, preferably avoid shit looking cars.Uber drivers only 4.5 stars minimum, and no arabs.>public toiletsAt your own risk.This >>541101237DO NOT LET GYPSIES APPROACH YOU WHATSOEVER, THEY ARE ALL SCAMMERS/PICK-POCKETS.
Metro RER Tram danger level:(From most dangerous to least)DC4T3bB12752E138T3a1496103A1117bis3bisI've ommitted some other lines that you're unlikely to end up on if you're visiting Paris.
you are going to sufferfrench people are poorfaggots who cant afford ACenjoy smelling nigger armpits
>>541100962If a girl like this can enjoy Paris, you can too.Maybe you should go with a woman and let her carry you around Paris.
>>541105857>if you rent a car: IT WILL BE DAMAGEDI've been there in June and I've bever seen such a chaotic traffic within Europe. Indian tier chaos.
>>541105857>White in Paris heremy condolescens
>>541105857The automatic toilets are fine for pissing and you can just go into a fast food restaurant as well.If you're a based chad and ticket inspectors come in the metro stations without police or security agents just run rather than having them bullshit your tourist ass because you forgot to scan your goycard.You can buy a pepper spray canister but if you stay in nicer areas and outside of tourist traps you probably won't be attacked. French anon is 100% correct about ignoring any nigger, gypsy, homeless schizo or other undersiables trying to haggle you though. Don't sign any petitions or donate to street charity as well. This is the same as in any other western city.I'd avoid renting a car.Use maps and shit to find well priced bars and restaurants. Do not buy anything in stations or station vending machines, you can leave them and walk like a hundred meters to find a grocery store.Dress appropriately for the temperature because AC is rare and have zipped pockets. Contrary to what is said Paris does sleep at night and a shit ton of things close past 10pm and zombies start spawning. If you're alone, Paris will get boring quickly.
>>541100962My advice will be simpler compared to the other French in the thread (they are what we call "les pédés").My advice: ust BE RUDE.That's how you survive in this shit country, push people and cut lines. Cross the road randomly and don't even look at the car. If someone comes talk to you, ignore him, nothing good can come from random people talking to you, they either want to scam you or worse.
>>541100962Say you are Ukrainian refugee and you will have free pass in public transport and museums.
>>541105857I feel so sorry at how they destroyed your beautiful city and country, and it's on the same way over here as well.
