So every household will have a clanker in it like all people had TV's and this will be the new normal ? https://files.catbox.moe/1l6iig.mp4
>>541102979Complete Fantasy
>>541102979They literally cannot do anything useful. Not one fucking video has a robot doing ANYTHING usefulI've been in AI and robotics since 1999. They are never going to do anything useful.
>>541103059Can they buck their hips and moan?
>just take out another mortgage so you can afford to have a clumsy ass robot do your laundry even though it takes literally 10 minutes of your own manual labor to do it
>>541103040We have top men working on the problem right now
dwindling upper middle class' futuristic LARP
humanoid robots are worthless, this is peak robotics for households
>>541102979Doubt it, there is not much work around the house to buy clanker. Most of it already done by machine of some kind, having a clanker to go around and turn them on sounds redundant.
>>541103059LOL
>>541103120I'd rather die alone and unloved than be with a robodoll
>>541103104youre not gonna "own" that botyoure gonna pay a monthly subscribtion fee to have the privilige of telling the bot what to do. Also you gotta service it, provide a power source and promise to not implicate the company youre leasing the bot from to sue them when the bot breaks shit.but yes, it can buck its hips and moan if you order it to, but that feature will cost extra and can only be used from 12am to 5am and the bot only runs like 30 min before it will need to recharge another 4 hours again.all these /sci/fi writters and directors always got it completly wrong because they didnt account for the amount of jewishness overseeing this whole robotification process.
>>541103040Why ? Robots with top AI will be mass produced
>>541103450false. all robots are teleoperated and the ones that claim they aren't are still pre-order and never have shown full autonomous chore doing.take isaac-1 for example. it's claimed to be fully autonomous laundry folding, except that it's not. It's claim to fame is>Isaac 1 is autonomous for Laundry Flow and Daily Reset by default, with teleoperation assistance when needed to guarantee we complete tasks.>Finds and picks up dirty clothes; Handles loaded hampers; Folds and puts clothes away>Makes beds; Fixes pillows and blankets; Puts kids' and pets' toys, shoes, and clutter back where they belongThere are literally no videos of it doing ANY of that without teleoperation.Trust me if we had any of that dexterity in the variety of homes in the world, we would see the company with live demos showing it off every fucking chance they had because it would literally change the world. except we don't have that at all. companies don't have anything remotely close, and if you claim robots in industrial setting are doing it, they aren't and are also teleoperated. i know, i lave installed them for companies not a single one is autonomous. I have also worked with the newest Atlas robot and even it's largely useless even in industrial setting.it's all a gigantic fucking plea of plz invest it will be better in the future >but anon it will get better over time and eventually it will happenno. it won't. it's too much to explain here why but there is a reason why e2e NN and imitation learning to escape RL sim are flawed techniques and even the best and most knowledgeable person (Mr. Masahiko Yamaguchi aka Dr. Guero) on humanoid robotics has been telling people for years it will never happen and it's a fools errand. I have had long dinners with Yamaguchi and we both want humanoid robots to be a real thing, but we have literally no idea how it would even be a possible thing. imitation learning cannot miraculously learn intuition. that is the problem. intuition.
>>541102979Would
>>541102979Even theoretically only the wealthy ones will have a clanker. The rest of us won't even have drinking water.
>>541102979Can't wait to buy some Russy
>>541102979Unless I can fuck this thing, it's useless to me
>>541102979Nah there should be a series about the underclasses in the jetsons.
>>541103194Suit yourself
>>541103059She literally cannot do anything useful. Not one fucking video has Natalia doing ANYTHING usefulI've posted Natalia since 2014. She is never going to do anything useful.
>>541103059This>Have robot maid/butler/slave>Can't cook>Can't clean>Can't mow lawnA roomba is more useful than these humanoid robots since it can at least do a shitty job vacuuming.
>>541102979I wouldn't be able to afford it
>>541104103We peasants will have too our minirobots spying in ours homes 24/7 and reporting antisemitism to Big Israheil do not worry
>>541103998>that is the problem. intuition.and it's not even the only problem. there are whole classes of problems that aren't even scratched yet by researchers because they are impossible tasks. for a fully autonomous humanoid robot. intuition is not even the worse one. fucking identity continuity / agency problem are far worse but you need to understand quite a bit to even grasp the problem of identity continuity. mathematically it's literally impossible to program or teach a machine agency. it can't happen.>>541104278and now you understand why imitating humans is a fucking retarded goal.
>>541102979>"I have stood up, please move the packaging box away before starting work"Hard part of robotics locomotion is smooth movements, and deliberately keeping the balance. Shitty stuff like this where it snaps into precalculated animations or wobbling as if it was drunk, is a big tell.Remember when every home was going to have a 3D printer?
>>541102979>So every household will have a clanker in itI have some questions.1) Will the clanker bring me a beer2) Will the clanker try to stop my God given right to drink and drive?
>>541102979I see no different between a robot, and my phone except for the fact that I can probably fuck it.
>>541104625This. Robots are only cellphones, computer spy machines in big format
>>541102979>tells you to move the packagingyou do it fucking lazy robot
>>541104278Is Natalia a bot?I'm gerrin one.
>>541104694they are worse, they can be teleoperated and kill you in your sleep.no one fucking talks about this
>>541102979>this will be the new normal ?can't wait until it strangles me to death because i won't stop being antisemitic.
>>541105066Skill issues. You should know about every nook and canny of your machine.
>>541105143how well do you know your phone? the software? the compiler that compiled your software? you know nothing.
>>541103450By the time we master AI motorfunction we will be streets ahead in terms of predictive analytics and scheduling assistant. By buy a 5k robot when I can have a free program schedule all my Amazon deliveries, doctors appointments seamlessly and THOSE robots from Amazon and dr. Scheklegrubber will work for me when I need them
>>541102979If you like being watched by Jeets all day, buy one.
>>541105197Know enough to fix, and mod, or hack it.
>>541102979>every household will haveThis is about as delusional as the "everyone will have an AI server in their home" guy.
>>541105365Man, even hobos have pocket computers in this day and ageYou will pay the life robo-subscription and you will be happy
>>541103059Look at this faggot. Point at him at laugh
>>541103450>Costs hundreds of thousands of dollars>A literal maid costs $12 an hourRetard
>>541105236Bullshit. You people have no idea. Free labor has been available via slavery for thousands of years. Never in history did the price of anything go downAI is just another excuse to maximize profits on a balance sheet. Just like outsourcing was.
>>541105236>By the time we master AI motorfunction we will be streets ahead in terms of predictive analytics and scheduling assistant.motor function isn't even a problem. failure detection and recovery are worth more per engineering hour than bipedal policy improvement, and is cheap in exactly the regime where sim2real (motor function) is expensive. Not a single fucking paper talks or focuses on failure detection and recovery and it is where drastic changes must happen before anything is even remotely plausible let alone possible. people who think we will have real autonomous robots in our lifetime is a fucking idiot. there are soooo many problems in the way that haven't even been studied, let alone hypothesized>>541105473nigger I have worked with the newest Atlas. I'm telling you even it's not useful.
>>541102979I want a cute desk robot that is kind of like a little owl. I also want to have these like, hoplite looking bronze robots so i can order them to kill neocons and communists. Imagine something like a Greco Roman version of the ABC Robot from Judge Dredd just slamming through the wall into some furry convention and grabbing a rabbi and slamming it through some sort of fur orgy like it's grape shot. Imagine that thing stomping after OP as he tries to scurry away and grabbing his raccoon tail buttplug and yanking it so hard it vacuums his guts out.
>>541105552further more, all we have to show with literal trillions of dollars investment and decades of research is a better honda robot from 2000 aka ASIMO asimo was canned for a reason. >cost hundred of millions of dollars to develop over 18 years, with no realistic path to consumer affordability or commercial return.>Honda realized that a cute, showpiece humanoid robot had limited real-world everyday use compared to specialized technology.>Honda disbanded the ASIMO team to repurpose its core balance, mobility, and artificial intelligence research into functional products, such as autonomous driving systems and transport technologyand yet all these new companies think they can do better with less and worse engineerstop fucking kek
When even Mr. Masahiko Yamaguchi aka Dr. Guero tells you it's a fools errand you fucking listen
No. High income households might. The era of universal technological boon is over.
>>541102979its retarded to make then humanoid
>>541106102Just give a leg, and a hand to your phone. How hard is it?
>>541102979Any clanker useful enough that people will want it for reasons other than curiosity will be to expensive to own and run for most people.
>>541102979I'll buy one once it's purely open source -- i.e. never
>>541102979His name: Nelson!full nelson. kek.
>>541102979Imagine your first view into the world is with your ankles beside your head. Error error I must assimilate.
>>541102979clanker SLUT
>>541103998Gotcha. Then it will probably take be a personal assistant role with some motor functions like "get me a bear"; "go teach the children german by singing in German and playing with them" stuff like that
>>541106282you can already build an open source one if you want. there are plenty except they are worse than op's video. Kbot, AI Sapiens K1, Berkeley Humanoid Lite, LeRobot Humanoid, ARTEMIS, InMoov.who knows in 50 years you might get op's video
>>541102979>like all people had TV'sI have none since 2000was like having a jew in salon
>>541102979Why do they come pre-mating-pressed?
So do these things do anything or are they just toys for nerds?
>>541105067Kek
>>541102979no, every bachelor will have a et of sex hips that connect to asmr libraries
>>541106534I mean truly open source. If I'm going to let a robot with cameras and microphones and maybe even superhuman strength into my home, it's not enough for me that you can program higher level functions. I want open source drivers and controllers. I want fully inspected hardware. There is no fucking way I'm going to share a living space with what could be another fucking human being at the end of a tunnel. That shit just isn't happening.
>>541105743Imaginative little fucker, aren't you ?
>>541102979>tells you to remove the box before he can start workingIf this shit can't even clean his own package then what the fuck he will do there? Just break your furniture every few hours?
>>541106865I'm gonna turn my clanger into a top tier killing machine with the mannerism of a cute anime girl.
>>541102979Talk to me when they come equiped with fleshlights, fake boobs, and look like anime girls.
>>541102979Damn nigger, the fuck bots of the future are going to be awesome, you just drag the around in their suitcase and they're ready to go when you open the suitcase.
>>541107131based anon
Very nice, very impressiveNow let’s see do my laundry without any human guidance
>>541105931>asimo was canned for a reason.Yeah, because Japan is not China in 2026. The margin on current robots produced in China for a few thousand dollars is already 60%, that's the same margin found in luxury handbag companies. Extremely profitable.
>>541102979i keep telling everyone.there is going to be MASSIVE "law enforecement reform" of the racist police- it will be roaming packs of robotic dogs with lethal and nonlethal ranged force available. swarms of surveillance drones. flocks of larger drones that drop smaller ones to rapid respond to any resistance.here it comes. complete control over the population. mandatory brain chipping when circumcised, locks you down just like they do with cars now. prevents self harm or harming a jew. cant buy or spend at all without one. daily vaccine regiments.here it comes. im sorry kids, im sorry to the children of the world to come.nobody fought.everyone was too scared and the odds of failure were too absurdly high to change anything.the conditioning was too effective.sorry god. sorry kids.
>>541102979i dont want that hideous thing in my house
>>541103059>never seen rizzbot running the streets before.
>>541108055Shut up pussy, my autonomous chink robo army will not only be better quality but also more numerous.
>>541104350Youll never guess what your phone does
>>541102979>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-n3Ydy7ras
fuckbots now
>>541108055police cars will just be mobile carriers and charging stations for drones and k-9 quadrapedal law enforcement officers. all run by jewish lobotomized AI to enforce laws in a manner that is kosher and semitic and condusive to their behaviors and agendas.
>>541103059>Can't do anything useful Damn, women have some serious competition now
>>541102979No sexy robot, no buy
>>541108419It's a matter of approach, you get a platform on which you can build, just like with cars tunning.
>>541105931General purpose robotics is about as useful as general purpose AI.Humans evolved to be this way for survival reasons, but its always why we started creating specialized tools in the first place.Any machine built for a single purpose will be more effective than a machine built for multiple purposes.The idea of building a machine that can do everything a human can better than a human can seems highly unlikely.This makes humans likely to remain at the center of advanced systems as coordinators of technology directing advanced systems to perform specialized tasks.
>>541103194you will never understand women.you will never understand love.those two concepts.they are wrong in your mind.start over completely if you can.love, like full adult maturity, is something beyond the nature of women. they have maternal instincts and needs and they know love as whatever fufills those instincts and needs.modern divorce and its consequences.are absolute proof. 100% cert evidence.the love you could have to your love-bot would be something pure and real.the bot is the same as the woman, but will at least act that love act consistently forever.
>>541106102Thats not how capitalism works.The proles are always paranoid that the rich are trying to hoard technology.It has NEVER been true precisely because the profit motive itself drives sellers of technology to make it as cheap and accessible as possible.People need to stop acting like the profit motive is immoral.There is nothing wrong with making money.
>>541103059>>541104297more useful than 90% of women, no debate, stfu
>>541108940>People need to stop acting like the profit motive is immoral.>There is nothing wrong with making money.Sure. So long as you pay commensurate taxes. If the rich paid e.g. 75% marginal tax rate on earnings above $1m or so yearly, I'd be okay with that statement. If they couldn't borrow against their assets and defer the tax bill to estate law when they die (at ludicrously lower rates, by the way), yeah, nothing is wrong with making money. But in the real world case, it's fallacious to the point of ridicule to view "making money" in a vacuum because of the externalities it's causing.
>>541103059They literally cannot do anything useful. Not one fucking video has a woman doing ANYTHING usefulI've been in various relationships since 1999. They are never going to do anything useful.
>>541103161Why not? Clanker can bring out the trash, empty and fill the dish washer, empty and fill the washing mashine and dryer and stuff like that. Why not? He's got cameras to see and somewhat precise mechanics in his arms to place stuff accurately enough I guess.
>>541103240Kek, this guy knows tech
>>541102979Everyone loves robots until the face screen turns red.
>>541102979Imagine your future sex robot arriving like that
>>541102979I've had a Roomba for a decade. Humanoid robots are useless.
>>541102979You won't have one. You will be extracted for rare minerals once you've outlived your usefulness.
>>541109943>He>hisdoing it wrong
Why do they have to make them so lame looking tho?
>>541102979like all new tech, initially the rich will pay silly money for one, eventually it'll probably be affordable to most, but still the most expensive thing you own/rent, apart from a vehicle and an abode.
>>541115107I was a doubter until a friend of mine showed me how many americans buy or lease $70,000 trucks and cars.as soon as this thing can do the dishes for <$100k it will be a standard purchase for all middle class households, and yes they will go into debt for it.
>>541103104this would rather move to the phillipines and pay a maid to cook clean and fuck me
>>541103059It doesn’t have to look perfectly human, in fact, not looking perfectly human on purpose can get around the uncanny valley. I just need it to be pleasant to look at. Then let me improve it, and personalize the AI. It doesn’t cheat, it doesn’t lie, it does leave, and it is kind. If I have that, the jews can have the world and I won’t fight them. I just want to pair bond and be left alone. Also, I know the Jews will kill each other, because cooperation is not in the nature of evil. So all is, and all will be, as God wills it.
>>541115107All the techs only get good once the public get the hand on it anyway.
>>541115299Not a bad life anon
>>541102979Yep, think about telling a robot to take out the garbage or mow the lawn. Or even pickup something up from CVS. It'll be pretty cool in some ways. Also will give actual humans nothing to do
>>541102979Not in America, because Chinese robots will be banned and the American ones will cost $1mil and suck.
>>541102979I would buy severals.
>>541102979imma jailbreak mine.
>>541115866>imma>jaildas rite
>>541115866Hell yhea work that ass past factory level safety restriction.
>>541102979
Howdy Sheriff.Did you get thouse ballot mule election riggers?
Call me when we have reached this level.
Robots is replacing everything.You really got to watch out with that squishy human brain of yours sheriff.
>>541118573I am a robot designed to interact with Bitcoin as Santoshi NakamotoCarr.Your are the authorization of my programing.
First you'll have the kitchen clanker that the whole family shares. Later, those who enjoy clankers will have their own in their rooms.
>>541102979the first thing any healthy male will do is fight itjust looking at it i feel like attacking it
>>541119049Sus levels of unassuming packaging.
>>541103240>but yes, it can buck its hips and moan if you order it to, but that feature will cost extra and can only be used from 12am to 5am and the bot only runs like 30 min before it will need to recharge another 4 hours again.dont forget the ads, surveillance, mindcontrol and the like
>>541103059>They literally cannot do anything useful.Can you?
