The door is slowly closing, get in before it’s too late. Once IN, you are not allowed to leave:https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/australianz/australia-slows-backpacker-visa-process-as-migration-cuts-eyed
Using Cartman's theme park method of "nobody allowed in", i see.
>Cut down on options popular with Europeans and Japanese >Pajeets remain unaffectedNobody need a crystal ball to predict this future
>>541106120imagine want to live in another angloid, jeet filled nanny state, lmao.
>>541106120Bring back the thylacine you cunts.
>>541106120Sleepy cunts just like me
>>541106659This is the correct way to eat pasta by the way. My great grandfather is italian.
>>541106120 The immigration board said no White's allowed.
>>541106120White immigrants should move back to Europe
I like Australians but Australia genuinely sucks. The cities are boring as hell and overrun with non-whites. All the women are giga-whores. The outback is interesting but not exactly a place I’d want to call home.
>>541106120Hey! Don't sleep in the road!
>>541106120Too hot
Car spider would frighten me into a crash. I am too skittish to live there
>>541106120Because i'm not a jeet so i would not get a job
>>541107930i would so much rather deal with a frostbitten nose than a scorpion in my footwear.i'm a tough stronk man but god ordained that little pokey prickly boys have the ability to kill me without even knowing they did it and I am not cool with that shit
>>541106120I suspect that Australia wouldn't be an improvement in qt of life compared to Goymoney.I remember that your Covid politics were even more totalitarian than ours.
>>541108028>i'm a tough stronk mannah, you are a sissy boi and you knew it.Average Australian household activities look like this.
>>541106120how good is that roossy, bruce? is it tight?
>>541106120Voluntary Concentration Camps.
>>541107406>All the women are giga-whoreshow are they giga whores and how do you know this
>>541106974you sure he isn't just romanian?
>>541106120is he sleeping off some tinnies? whats going on here?
>>541106120I sunburn in Ohio. Why would I move somewhere with a minimum UV index of 12?
>>541108328>Average Australian household activities look like this.Fuck that shit.
>>541106120Fuck off, we're full and all that.
>>541106120I am not allowed to travel out of the country.
>>541108328If you take out the attic snakes who will eat the attic dropbears?
>>541106120Because its a shithole
>>541106974What a strange way to spell fat
>>541108608Roos sleep during the day then hop around when it's cooler. They look ridiculous when sleeping like they passed out drunk
>>541106120It would be expensive as fuck and with little gainI have an uncle who lives there and that’s pretty much the same reason why he doesn’t move to the US
>>541108328>not her first rodeojeez louise
>>541108328Fucking huntsman just staring at ya on the wall. Wold spiders are bretty cool too. They're both hunting spiders, they run down their prey. If you've got kids in Australia, you'll probably see them. Kids drop crumbs, crumbs attract detritivores like cockroaches, slaters, crickets, which attract the predators. They're awesome fun to watch because they move so fast from standing still.
I'll be able to get a work visa and come over there in 2031 as a kitesurfing instructor, see you Aussie bros soon
>>541106120That's a vizsla Bruce...
>>541106120These are 6 month working visas meant for 18-30 yo tourists. You have to go back after. Instead jeets and chinks flooded in to work who are just economic migrants not student backpackersOne way to move to Australia if from US or Canada is to join the military there if you already did service here. Their military pays like $80k for infantry plus you can live there after and get a pension, free school etc
>>541108272When Klaus calls your country a dystopian globohomo hellhole you know you're done for...
>>541109198How do you take a piss in the middle of the night knowing one of those is walking around on the ceiling?
>>541108328Wife material
>>541109430>jeets and chinks flooded in to workWhat stops you from doing the same?
>>541109198Japan is full of these too.The spider offers a free service of eating all the giant roaches then moves on to the next house
>>541106120I'm not a chink or jeet so I'd imagine I'd have some difficulty getting in
I'm white so I prefer cold and snow to a burning hell and sand
>>541108571Why did i subconsciously read that text with a heavy Indian accent?/pol/ fried my brain
Australia's plenitude is non-negotiable and irreversible.
>>541108714if it's not venemous what's the problem? don't tell me you're scared of spiders crawling on you too
>>541106120Are kangaroos more intelligent than abos? Seems like they might be. Anyway thanks but no thanks on moving to Australia.
>>541106120cute roo
>>541106120No, I would not like to go to Alice Springs.
>>541106120I thought you were full
>>541106120The WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE SLEEPY some what.
>>541106659>>541106974 he is american. i have the webum with sound where you can hear the cameraman and the fatty speaking
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>>541106568Exactly what I thought. They do it in America, too.
>>541106659Too much gravy.
