is this the solution to the affordable housing crisis? just buy a house next to a data center for a few hundred bucks plus tip?
>performs a Google AI search asking " why did an ai data center pop up in my backyard and how do I stop it?"
>>541108603>think at least you might get fast internet access being that close>actually, power company decides to price you out of electricity in favour of the datacenter>jews buy your homes for peanuts>nobody with a house full of guns does anythingOh'o say can you see...
>>541108603>gotta love the HUUMMMMMMMMM noise>be one with the HUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>541108603Why tf did they paint it black. Isn't heat already an issue? Aren't these nerds supposed to be smart?
>>541108603>Upscale housing near plentiful watersupply.>"y data-center here dough?"
>>541108603> for a few hundred bucksMaybe for a few handred bucks less.
>>541108944Electromagnetic shielding.They probably have a problem with sun particles. think of it like sunsceen for your hardrive.
>>541108603I bet zoning laws are super tight in that area too.
>>541108603only leftists and trannys wouldnt want to live there.
>>541108603>imagine buying a new house and they plop one of these things in your backyardThat would halve my property taxes. Where do I sign up to get one in my town?
>>541108603*Plop*Do they really make that sound?
>>541108881>>gotta love the HUUMMMMMMMMM noise>>be one with the HUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMguaranteed people living that close are going to start reporting health problems. something similar happened in the mid 2000s when there was a natural gas boom and all of a sudden people living near gas wells couldn't drink their water and could even light the water coming out of their faucet on fire.
>>541108603Be a shame if it caught fire.
>>541109281the market value of the home would go down but they would decouple the calculation from market value. this happens in many areas of the US, even before the advent of data centers. in my township the total property tax is 4.2% on tax appraisal, which is roughly equivalent to 1.25% of FMV.
>>541108944The entire building should have aluminum fins on it and gray water piped through it.
>>541109591It's not about the assessed value of my home, it's about the entire town is assessed at around 10M so dropping in a 10M data center in town would halve the mill rate.
>>541108944>Why tf did they paint it black. Isn't heat already an issue? Aren't these nerds supposed to be smart?the heat shields on the bottom of the space shuttle were black
>>541109374>Be a shame if it caught fire.yea then your next home can be a jail cell
>>541109812you didn't understand what i wrote. also many of these data centers are being given tax abatements for a considerable period of time. when have your property taxes ever gone down?
>>541108603Hear me out... Data pyramids that shoot red beams of light into the sky.
>>541108603https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum
>>541108603All so we can have webm
>>541108859>>nobody with a house full of guns does anythingThis part is scary as fuck to me, I was a kid when we had a home invasion and I had to pick up a shotgun to defend my mom while dad was at work, yet all I see is fucking sissies as a grown man now.
>>541108603free heating
>>541108603the speed and scale with which they're putting up data centers makes me think they already know these things are going to fuck up everything around them. but by the time everyone realizes the problem, most of the data centers will already have been built. we're basically in an unrestricted period before it becomes heavily regulated.
>>541109374>Be a shame if it caught fire.Reported to Skynet.
>>541108603Count yourself lucky, there are much worse neighbors that could have moved in
>>541110580imagine his disappointment when he still can't get laid.
>>541108603You can accomplish a lot with parafin wax firestarters taped to a plastic milk jug full of gasoline, in Minecraft. Hypothetically. This post is satire and I love Israel.
>>541110094>when have your property taxes ever gone down?This year. But guess how I know you've never seen or planned a municipal budget.
Why aren't they putting these in industrial areas? The power connections in these residential areas aren't even configured for these big things.
>>541108603I'm told NIMBYs would never allow anything like this to be built near them.How could this happen?
>>541112070what municipality? send me a copy of the comparative budget. it's publicly disseminated, i know this much.
>>541108603It would be real funny if someone decided to go minecraft on the data center. Tunnel from their house and start undermining the data centers foundation.
It's to remove your ability to use personal computing. Instead, everything will be done with cloud computing, every digital operation. And for that, data centers are required. So enjoy your PC while it lasts.
>>541108881you should hear my room.. old portable AC humming loud and vibrating like motherfucker, all my computer fans on 100% for maximum cooling... normie would go crazy from all that noise, but i feel weird if i turn it off and there is silence and you can see birds outside and cars it is weird af
>>541114145yea it would be funny if somebody other than me did it. a few threads on /pol/ and the guy is a hero for a day and nobody else picks up the torch.
I'm willing to sacrifice water and the quality of sleep of American people for this
>>541108603This is 2 times smaller than one they build on my way to work I do on bicycle everyday. You don't hear shit standing even close to it.
>>541108603FOR THE DARK GODS
>>541109666I know one farmer that used excess heat from the local data farm to dry firewood five times faster than normal.Maybe a greenhouse on top?
>>541115397the vance memes came too early
>>541108603
Dig a hole under your house and tunnel into the data center.You can take the floor hardware and not leave a visual footprint
>>541108859>if you’re under 18 you won’t be doing any time>hey hey!>come out and play!!!!
>>541108944It's psychological warfare. They want it to seem imposing.
>>541112198They are. OP image is ironically made by an AI operating from an industrial plot of land.
>>541108816>he doesn't use a custom search with -noai appendedGet a brain you fucking moran
this will 100% happen politicians are being bribed big time by rich immigrants to build datacenters
>>541108603Good job leftoids. This is what "tax the rich" does when you give the government unlimited money and power.
>>541108944The color black is good at absorbing heat but the other thing is that it is also good at emitting heat.
>>541108881Sell or rent those houses to mexicans or blacks since they don't mind the chirp of smoke detectors,I'm sure they can ignore a constant humm of a data center.
I thought mutts have zoning laws?
>>541110162KANE LIVES
>>541108603>imagine buying a new house andlol
>>541117649I'm so deep in your fucking ass its coming out of your fucking mouth and you're still smiling
>>541109280that's because they somehow have the idea that only MAGAts support data centers and AI even though nobody really does. they just assume that everything they hate must be loved by MAGAts, even Old Uncle Bubba who still watches a CRT and has car parts on his lawn.
>>541108603Who do I support if I hate anti ai faggots? The U.S. government? Got it.
>>541110162Yeah the neighborhood just hasn't been the same since NOD built a base nearby.The humming from the Obelisk of Light gets really loud sometimes.
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>>541108603Lmao that is a pathetically small DC
