And should Trump designate them as a threat to true red blooded American businesses owned by Jewish-Americans like Walmart? They're also feeding endless hordes of Indian Hindu poopnigger invaders who infest white countries that would otherwise be forced to starve or keep scamming food banks, so that's another reason to consider them a foreign threat to America.
Please put the 1 euro coin into the cuck cart, and that will be another euro if you have to go potty. Watch your head with the low ceilings and enjoy the 1980s flourescent lighting experience.
scale and zero marketing of products. they market the shops, but not the individual private label brands they sell
>>541129672aldi is basedhow they do it is by simply removing as much bloat as possible, maximizing bulk discounts and all that jazz
The wagies there are unpleasant. I imagine that they are like in Germany.
>>541129945My toddler knows the cashier there and she's delightful. Sorry you live in a poor neighborhood
>>541129672>horizontal aldithat's fucking disgusting. the lengths we go to to appeal to mutts
>>541129945Wrong. They don't do that in Germany
>>541129821the regular Grocery stores have become convience stores of bloat. >>541129945Because their jobs are entirely dealing with the retardation of the customers. If customers were not retards the job would be pleasant. Aldis employees are buck broken about the retarded masses.
>>541129672outsourcing costs to tax payers and then pocketing more of the income thanks to tax cuts
>>541129763dont know the tricks>sucks to be you
>>541129672Vertical integration.No... Seriously
>>541129672Their take and bake pizzas are an amazing value 16" pie for like 7 bucks. You can't beat that deal. I've been trying to work for them for years but I think I'm black listed or something because they never call me for their corporate roles
>>541130203>the regular Grocery stores have become convience stores of bloat.and so it goes with *a lot* of things unfortunately; cars, tech, red tape, govt in general, politics, people's minds, people's homes, businesses, the list goes on and onprioritizing efficiency better come back else things will continue declining
>>541130461It's almost impossible to get a job anywhere these days, but especially at chill places like Aldi. Even applying to McDonalds will force you through an insane humiliation ritual like you applied to Google- psych profile, IQ assessment, behavioral interview, etc.
>>541129945>The wagies there are unpleasant.In what way? Also it's a grocery store, what do you even need from an employee there? As long as they don't ram me with their pallet trucks I'm satisfied.
>>541130624what are u, not just a slave but a desparate one?just create your own job, endless opportunity everywhere
>>541130476Wrong, capital needs to be cycled for brrrr. Women and browns like to buy brrrr goods with brrrr money from brrr corpos and government jobs. New markets are not austere, but ever more conspicuous consumers willing to tolerate lower quality inputs and higher prices.Millenials already paid to win WWIII and none of the money or research will ever come back to benefit them. Thats is why they poisoned the genome.
>>541129945ALDI employees are extraordinary well paid here and you won't find woketards with blue or green hair and a thousand piercings among ALDI staff, like the scum they employ at LIDL.
>>541129672They have like 4 employees per store.
>>541129945>being such a faggot you want people to chat with you at the grocery storebag your shit and get the fuck out nigger
I wasn't impressed with them at all but they do have some good german beer selection
>>541129945Show some appreciation for getting a taste of my culture
>>541130849Indeed krautanon, aldi pays really well- all the German owned chains do (Lidl, Aldi, Trader Joes). It's genuinely insane how efficient you krautniggers are at running things. P.S. all the weirdos work at Trader Joes in America, Lidl and Aldi are some of the few places you still see white men employed.
>>541129672by making the main work done in Poland for peanuts, there is no magic
>>541130942$6 for 4 tall boys you cannot beat that anywhere. This is the stuff germans drink in beer gardens.
>>541129945because they just leave you alone and there are no 90 year olds hustling you at the door in place of a pension?
>>541130246here comes the Pollack with his eternal subhuman seethe
>>541131010what has Aldi to do with Poland, you donkey?
>>541129763You can use a token coin that is just roughly the size instead of real money for the cartsIn Germany, none of the Aldi's have any customer toiletsOnly larger supermarkets like Kaufland will usually have a free toilet (very uncommon in Germany) or REWE will sometimes but not always have one.Malls will sometimes have free toilets, sometimes pay toilets for usually 1€.It's really shitty when you get to know a new town you will always have to figure out places you can actually use a toilet without getting nickled and dimed.Other than that it's good to have cheap and decent quality products.>They're also feeding endless hordes of Indian Hindu poopnigger invadersThey definitely aren't doing that apart from just offering cheap foodBut they aren't giving out welfare or something.
>>541131258>You can use a token coin that is just roughly the size instead of real money for the cartskike spotted>They definitely aren't doing that apart from just offering cheap foodYes that is what I meant. Their prices are so low that Indian shitskins and Africans are eating good instead of scamming food banks or just starving. It's infuriating to see how many of them swarm Aldis now.
>>541131258>You can use a token coin that is just roughly the size instead of real money for the cartsbased anon jewing the cart jew
>>541131156i am telling you there is no magic
>>541131411>shows stupid shit how Aldi operates in Poland?what are you even trying to prove you retarded Pollack?you think Aldi US operates from fucking Poland?holy shit, I hope Russia levels your worthless shithole already
>>541131533> Aldi US operates from fucking Polandthat is whole fucking point. Not Aldi US, all of them.
>>541131342>>541131355Pretty much everyone here has a special coin in their center console, wallet, or keychain for these carts.
>>541131533calm down babushka
>>541131579added to my "become ungovernable" folder
>>541131573because they outsource the accounting to your second world shithole?
>>541131579>Pretty much everyone here has a special coin in their center console, wallet, or keychain for these carts.You realize the cart gives you back the coin when you return it right? What the fuck is wrong with krauts? Are you actually jewish?
>>541131258Most places don't require you to insert a coin anymore, at least since COVID. The carts are unlocked by default. Well, at least where I live.
>>541131673yes, you pay less in supermarkets because polish have lower salary
>>541131763oh right, im sure thats maybe 1% of the reason Aldi is cheapnow go play with your dick, pollack
>>541129672they also own traders joe's
>>541131722It’s because you might not want to carry coins or you might accidentally spend your last coin so you would not be able to take a cart at some point.It’s just another solution to the problem that some people don’t return their carts. You pay niggers, we use a token system.
>>541131722Yes.We are of jewish heritage and we drink Gazan toddler blood for breakfast, lunch and dinner.We only exist to serve ZOG.Screencap this you heard it here first.
>>541131942Trader Joes prices are pretty good too, but it attracts an entirely different crowd. Lots of piercings and blue hairs there.
>>541129672>They're also feeding endless hordes of Indian Hindu poopnigger invaders who infest white countries that would otherwise be forced to starve or keep scamming food banks, so that's another reason to consider them a foreign threat to America.Wtf?!? I love Aldi's now!
>>541131961>It’s just another solution to the problem that some people don’t return their carts.This is seen an Indian/nigger behavior here. There is even a name for it: the shopping cart test. The idea being that people who don't return the shopping cart are inherently parasitic destroyers of civilization and shouldn't be allowed in.
>>541132190I don't think you understand it.It's not about not returning the cart.You use the token normally and return the cart where it belongs.
>>541132336I think he understood it. But you seem to be the one who didn’t get his comment.Are you a turk or slav?
>>541132336I'm definitely not understanding under what circumstances having a fraud token just for the shopping cart is easier than having a 1 euro for the exact same purpose. It's not like you're defrauding a vending machine that keeps your money.
>>541132190>>541132336When you don't return the cart, its the wagie cashier that has to wrangle them back. I once over heard the cashier that she had to go across the strip mall into the Walmart to pick up the Aldi cart.
>>541129945as long as it's not a big futa girl reaming me on checkout I'm fine, and that means the ramming is not required by the cute futa girl I'm fine.
>>541129672I always go up there with a bunch of quarters to just put all of the carts in the far corner of the parking lot.
>>541129672Andi has the best prices on meat because they source locally and their procurement process is much more agile than walmart's which only buys from regional meat markets. Walmart's meat prices are usually 25-40% higher meanwhile, you can go to a local butcher and get local spot prices plus processing fees. Aldi does that.
>>541132518>having a 1 euro for the exact same purpose.The token coin having no value keeps you from accidentally spending it. You might have enough cash or pay with card only like most. Then you can’t take a cart.I didn’t expect that this would actually be difficult to understand: >>541132511
>>541132759*Meant: You might have enough cash but not a single 1 Euro coin ...
>>541132563Yeah I never do that nor do I know anyone who doesIt's seen as highly antisocial behavior and rare hereHas nothing to do with those token coinsThat's just a way to always have something fitting on handThe problem you have is pic related, niggers, not the carts, Aldi, coins or whatever>>541132511>Are you a turk or slav?Are you toxic as fuck? Yeah, you are.Fuck off.
>>541132759>You might have enough cash or pay with card only like mostWhy wouldn't you keep a 1 euro coin in your car console just for the karts, if you're already doing that with a fake token? What the fuck? It's one fucking euro.
>>541133136People do that. But some have these tokens on their key chain or in their wallet.What do you have against the token coin man?Why is this such a difficult topic for you?Are Germans not allowed to do things different than americans? Every little cultural difference and americans have a meltdown.
they work their wagies like slaves the wagies put up with it because its just a job to get them through collegethey give them like a warehouse pallet and tell them they have 15 minutes to clear the whole thing
>>541133486So you go so far to avoid using a 1 euro that you actually live your life around defrauding a kart by installing something on your keychain? Do you know that all jeans have a tiny pocket inside the pocket specifically for stashing coins? And you could have your freedom from the tyranny of the token back by keeping a 1 euro coin in that little pocket used just to unlock a cart, and then get it back by returning the cart? This is a classic example of German autism.
>>541129672I’ll tell you a little secret.Aldi and Lidl are government operations to keep the poor masses fed cheaply, to keep them from being upset.Official story is, that Aldi was founded by the Albrecht brothers and Lidl/ Kaufland by a guy named Schwartz.The thing is, nobody ever saw these people, nothing is known about them.A couple of years back, some journalists tried to track them down to make a documentary about them, but were subsequently threatened by government officials and agencies to better mind their own business.There are some stories about food companies who asked questions why Aldi and Lidl could sell their products for a cheaper price as they paid for it.Also, payment came at least once from a government account.
>>541133652>So you go so far to avoid using a 1 euro that you actually live your life around defrauding a kart by installing something on your keychain?You’re not defrauding a cart. It’s just a special coin some carry that keeps you from spending it.I swear this should be the easiest system to understand, why can’t americans wrap their head around it?I’ll try one more time for you slow niggers:> Problem: Some people don’t return their carts> American solution: Pay a nigger to return them, increase prices and let everyone pay for the lazy people.> German solution: Token systemToken system in action:>Be you, dumb american visiting Germany>You park your car in front of the supermarket>You walk to the hut to get a cart>Oh shit, you forgot your coin in the car / don’t have cash with you / spend your last coin>A German comes along and takes a cart without ever thinking about the coin because he always has one on his key chain>You walk back to your car in search for a coinThe jeans pocket is dumb because you still have to always think about taking it out before washing and putting it back in every jeans you wear. The token coin always lives in your wallet, keychain, or car.FUCK YOU DUMB AMERICANS!
>>541134177Can another German tell me if this guy is trolling me right now? There's no way this nigger has been explained how dumb this system is by 3 different people and still can't process it.
>>541134316I think the american system is dumb because you pay for other peoples laziness.
>>541132336Yeah that's why I just use their empty boxes as a shopping basket and then leave it behind along with the receipt and empty potato chip bags so their wagies have to clean up my mess after I leave
>>541134496We don't pay anyone nigger. We put 25 cent coin in the cart, and get it back when we return it. Even at other stores that have wagies out to collect the carts, it's considered Indian/black behavior to not return your cart to its proper place.
>>541134639>We don't pay anyone nigger. We put 25 cent coin in the cart, and get it back when we return it.That’s the German system. You’ll have that in German stores or if american ones adopt it.But the american way is to pay special cart return people. That is the dumb system.I love how americans are learning that German shopping customs are much more advanced.You’re welcome.
>>541129672Most of the stuff they sell is slop and the stores are very basic/efficient with no departments.
>>541129672>How do these krautniggers keep their prices so low?By selling low quality imitations of name brands
>>541129672Lately they haven't been. That being said I'd rather go there than walmart.
>>541129672>Aldiwe are getting one of theseit's about 2/3rds finishedshould i be excited?or just barely amused, at the lowest possible level?
>>541130942>I wasn't impressed with them at all but they do have some good german beer selection>>541131059>$6 for 4 tall boys you cannot beat that anywhere. This is the stuff germans drink in beer gardens.cool... this seems getting excited about
>>541129672to this day, Aldi is privately owned. there are no shareholders sucking money out of the company. you're welcome
>>541135855It's based and pro-white, but on the other hand, if you have a lot of parasites living in your town like Indian invaders, this is like throwing them a lifeline and helping them multiply.
>>541130781americans are lead to believe random wageslaves are literally their slavesif they don't get asked how they can be helped in under 60 seconds they get upset, even if they don't need any help. its a power thing since the us is a plutocratic oligarchy, and the average person has 0 control over their own life
>>541129672We don't have any in NOR CAL
>>541136115i'm in the deep souththe town next to me is 90% whitebut we are a classic mix of white/black with influx of migrant workers... so, it is a crapshoot
>>541134639You just carry a plastic token in your wallet that will unlock 99% of the carts. The stores even hand them out as they cost nothing.>pic relatedMinox cam for scale
>>541136636And why is that better than just keeping a 1 euro coin in the same place? Fucking europoors man.
>>541136834Because I don't carry change but I always got that pos on me since 2019. It's just there, I never sort it out or spend it and it always unlocks a cart.
>>541129672Trump loves Indians. He brings them here and gives them preferential small business loans
>>541136834I’ve explained it multiple times now:A real coin in your wallet can be accidentally spent and you end up in a situation where you can’t get a cart.A coin in your car can be forgotten and you have to walk back.That’s why some people just have this token in their wallet or key chain.Maybe you need to be white to understand this. Show hand please.
>>541129672Fall face first on a bed of nails, OP.
>>541136115Make up your mind, you little retard. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>541129945There's only like 2 of them for the whole store. I go to Aldi's and I rarely even see a wagie. And there's no reason to interact with them. Aldi's is for white people with agency.
mid prices, generic brands, not much bulk to buy. >>541133701im pretty sure this guy is right, theyre just government bulk food centers portioned out to 1 person sizes.
>>541129672>there are rumors that lidl is entering here(turkey)PLEASE LET İT HAPPEN the big 3 is pretty meh(bim a101 şok)
There's no nutrition in any of the food
>>541137651Retard
anyways doesnt this mean germans are commies now?
>>541129763>can’t hold his bladder for twenty fucking minutes >calls it pottyThis is some scientifically formulated bait.
>>541129945Americans in general are unpleasant because they're all niggers spics and white trash
>>541129672it's a foundation, not a for profit enterprisefor tax reasons mostly but the idea is still the same. they don't skim as much of the profits as everyone else
>>541137288Aldi is double edged sword, that's why they always look so different depending on where you are. They're a great asset for white families and in those areas a Aldi will almost look like a upscale store, the same store in a brown coded area looks like a active warzone and should be avoided at all costs.
>>541131342As long as ebt exists shitskins will feast don't blame aldis
>>541138539That's the case for every store kek
>>541129672alot of their stuff doesn't have a kosher stamp
>>541138821Very true lol
>>541138821I know but for Aldi you can double the impact of diversity compared to other stores.
>>541138896I hope so. They should even put a little bit of lard in everything just to be sure.
>>541129672Fuck you you fat american golem mutt. You should thank every German personally and suck our balls for providing you with cheap groceries.
>>541139066no kosher stamp means its GMO stem cell rape baby food
>>541139204Not eating your jewish slob, moshe.
>>541131961This logic is flawed.Why not carry a few extra coins in your car, so you always have a coin for the card, instead of using a token.The way Aldi works where I live, the cashiers don't give you your own cart back at checkout. As you're unloading your cart, they are ringing stuff up and putting it in another cart, not the one with your token in it.So whoever ends up with your cart, probably the next person in the checkout line behind you, will get your token, even though they used a quarter to get their cart.By the way, one of my first times at Aldi I didn't have the coin and I seemed confused at the carts. A friendly asian lady handed me a quarter and said here, use this. I tried to pay her back but she didn't seem to care or be interested in getting her quarter back.Also without exception, every Aldi employee at checkout has been extremely fast, accurate, and efficient. The "atmosphere" isn't quite as nice as some of the competition but I think they are working on improving that a little without adding too much cost. Personally, I'd rather have low prices, than an over-rated "atmosphere".
>>541139156Fat ass
>>541130942>SCHLENKERLA
>>541139156Germans are based just wish you guys won ww2
>>541138225not you tho, right?
>>541139631Saar I am actually Nepalese royalty, cane here to redeem cannons
>>541135471I tried the walmart one and tossed it. In this case the Aldi one costs more because it's actually edible.
>>541131722Id actually choose to lose the Euro and heave the cart over a chain link fence.
>>541139549>This logic is flawed.>Why not carry a few extra coins in your car, so you always have a coin for the card, instead of using a token.Because you need to think about taking the coin and putting it back each time you go shopping. The one in your wallet follows you automatically.>The way Aldi works where I live, the cashiers don't give you your own cart back at checkout. As you're unloading your cart, they are ringing stuff up and putting it in another cart, not the one with your token in it.>So whoever ends up with your cart, probably the next person in the checkout line behind you, will get your token, even though they used a quarter to get their cart.Sounds like your system is flawed then, not ours.But to be honest, the whole process of collecting your items, putting them in your cart, emptying them onto the conveyor belt, putting them back into the cart, then your car, and then your home is inefficient altogether. You should be able to just scan the stuff yourself using your phone or a device on the cart and walk out. Or order online if available.
>>541130098Average mutts can’t read, it has to be “shown” to them, hence the one line.
>>541129672theres an adli where I live looks kinda cheap inside
I worked at ALDI for three years here in the U.S. While their prices definitely can’t be beat, working there legitimately traumatised me, and you should not shop there.While they do pay a little more for their associates than others places, it comes at a cost: A ridiculous amount of work and speed metrics you must hit. You are usually placed on a cash register for hours, and are not allowed to call for another cashier unless it’s absolutely necessary. You are also expected to hit a certain speed while scanning the items, if you don’t, you will be disciplined, all this while you have a huge line of customers looking at you with anger and frustration.Same thing for unpacking grocery pallets. It’s you, and usually two other people to take care of a whole store. They treat their employees like shit, and have a huge turn over rate. Definitely wouldn’t recommend anyone to work there.
workers at my nearest aldi seem stressed and unhappy.
>>541131059I’ll have to revisit it. I recall it tasted like skunked Carlsberg before.
>>541129672the Walton family that own Walmart ARE NOT KIKES
>>541131123>here comes the Pollackyou're reacting exactly as JIDF wants you to when they shitpost from behind the Polish lfag
>>541129763Fucking retard
>>541131533>holy shit, I hope Russia levels your worthless shithole alreadyyou gotta be a kike to play it this hard
>>541131258I can’t imagine the level of abject poverty that you have to game a little coin in a cart. I’d kill myself, unironically.
>>541143506>stressed and unhappyIts ackshualy just normal Wörk ethic
>>541143860The token is not to "to game a coin", you take the token out again.You seem of poor intelligence to not understand this simple concept.
>>541129672>How do these krautniggers keep their prices so low?They sell "slop of goy."
>>541129672I love how this thread is just a thinly veiled ALDI ad wrapped in 4chan lingo. This site is dead as fuck.
>>541143506To be fair that is the normal German shopping experience.If my cashier is not a 50 year old woman with pink hair, facial tattoos and always 5 minutes away from a cigarette break, what's even the point of going shopping?
Aldi could replace dollar general and nobody would complain.
>>541129672>How do these krautniggers keep their prices so low?>they don't carry a lot of overpriced big name brands>they buy the cheapest most rotten produce they can find>the cart system means one less cuck they have to pay to snatch all the carts every hour>the employees there do the work of 3 normal people(but get paid the wages of 1)>smart krautnigger budgeting >weekly sales usually include valuable meat as their loss-leader>literally all other companies are killing themselves by massively increasing prices but lowering quality>unmanned self-checkout makes it easy to stealThe workers there are all fucking cunts though, but they work extremely hard so I can't be too mad at them.
>>541131961If you ask the cashier for a quarter, they usually give you one.
>>541130952Thank you Germany for the reasonable prices.Milk at aldi is 2 dollars.At stop and shop it is 4 dollars.(gallon for both, before some seething zoomer fuck claims I'm mixing up sizes: FUCK YOU ZOOMER FUCKINg dipSHITS) (FUCK YOU ZOOMERS)Thank you for inventing computers (Z3)Thank you for some of my genes (irish/swiss-german/polish)They allowed me to not have to study for the SAT, and I was able to get a full scholarship to the local college via said genes you donated to me as a sacrifice at my birth.(also allowed me to program C, QuakeC, Perl, etc)Thank you for inventing Rudolf Polzer (aka Divverent): a good German Programmer that created code I use to this day 18-20 years later. In opensource.Thank you for inventing nuclear science.And sending Edward Teller over here from there so we could have indominable H bombs.Thank you for the eventual nuclear apocalypse that will end the Feminist world we live in; bereft of cute young girls to marry.
ok I'm going to go to aldi's, let me know what I should know when I go there. I thought it was a clothing store at first.
