>tfw no BBQ license
pretty sure US states have temporary open burning laws too when wildfires are happening
>>541131949Whites don't use those things, other than for suicide.
>>541132506Really? I was gonna jump of a multi story parking lot.
>>541132506It looks like something a hobo would make to cook his pigeon on.
>>541132948Don't be daft. Wed have to clean you off the pavement and there's a hosepipe ban.Just take a bbq into the bathroom, close the door, put a towel along the gap, light the bbq and inhale the carbon monoxide. Bonus if you can cook some bangers while you're waiting to die.
>>541133042Pakis use them in the park then leave the mess behind.
>>541133110My bathroom has an extractor fan tho.
Do yuropoors smoke any meats? Ribs, brisket, pork butt, pork belly, etc etc. Do they know the joys and flavors (flavours, in yuropoid) that they are missing out on??? Slow smoked meats over post oak or hickory or hell even apple wood....
>>541133213They brag about their food but eat more goyslop than we do in the US. EU beats the US for processed cheese consumption per capita. Trails it for meat and even fish lol.
>>541133213No, we just eat the meat and smoke a cigarette separately.
>>541133318Definition of processed meat may be different for different countries though. Anything smoked, anything pre chopped or pre seasoned counts as processed. Even sausages fall within this category. The EU is a very picky regulator.
>>541133199just don't turn it on, nimrod
>>541133513Try pigeon instead.
>>541133693There's a pigeon nest in the tree outside.
>>541132051No, you can grill in your backyard whenever you want
>>541133798Yeah this is true. When I was in New York I fell on a fire nude at a party and burnet my ass cheeks.
>>541133908the jews raped you
>>541133987The burning coal that hit my ass crack more like. Not like I didn't have hemorrhoids before but that didn't help.
>>541134073You should stay away from new york, should have visited the south
>>541134160No I have also been to Tennessee and went to a crawfish boil. They also served alligator meat which was pretty good.
>>541133798Not in caliwali
>>541133798>noA cursory inspection of municipalities in the US will make it clear that these laws do exist, Mr. I've Never Heard of a Burn Ban.
>>541134490Grilling in a gas or charcoal grill is not violating a burn ban. Burn ban is for a brush pile, something a city slicker like you has no clue about. Also, in the good state of Missouri here, I can burn a brush pile during drought if I want and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
>>541134277yeah I don't eat crawfish, that's for cajuns and catholics
>>541135679jew
>>541136492says the cocksucker who has only visited Tennessee
>>541137108And new york. Also, what's wrong with Tennesse exactly? Everyone there is nice, and that's where Elvis is from.
>>541133110seems quite convenient really
>>541131949Good, we’re in drought and I don’t want my house burning down, now mind your own business you obsessed yank faggot.
>>541134490Propane is a clean burning gas and perfectly legal to burn during burn bans. Heathens using charcoal or wood do fall under the burn bans as they should. As Jesus intended.
>>541137399Nothing wrong with Tennessee I'm here to tell you crawfish is overrated by social media. I do eat bottom shitters in the ocean. Shrimp are so much better. Crabs and lobster are also better. Crawfish is the worst of them all. Something like catfish is much more universal in the south.
>>541137714yep
>>541133213>Do yuropoors smoke any meats?Germans are the best smokers, ironically they smoke everything except beef and pork ribs which is the US's specialty, and to be fair they probably were the ones who taught mutts considering their settling areas in the US are where the smoking customs are stronger (Texas, Tennessee) I've bought smoked cheese and smoked pork cheek from german charcuteries and nothing much to say, top notch, too strong for its own good at times, you can make a strong carbonara using very little
>>541134490you live in a shithole, sorry, nmp!
>>541135679What is there to even eat in a crawfish? Just the tail I would think?
>>541133318Their cheese is actually real cheese and not "cheese" shaped sneed oils and cornslop
>>541134490I burned a couch in a burn ban. I do what I want.
>>541133042OH WOW I LOVE GOVERNMENT PISSING ON MY FACE NOW
>>541139350I am specifically talking processed cheese consumption per capita, EU beats US on that one. And the US has been sweeping cheese, wine, even cured meat competitions for a long time.Better Euro-food is a meme, we have everything they do. Our beef is much better, chicken too. Even ducks! But there's a lot of goyslop here that's illegal there, you don't have to eat it though.
ITT: refusing to admit you are wrong because why would you ever do that lol
>>541131949That charcoal is not even ready. You see those fools put these on plastic tables.
>>541135628Funny how there's never any wildfires in Missouri, huh?
>>541131949No fun allowed.
>>541134073You need more fibre
>>541131949got a license to grill
>>541139223It is just the tail. Often times people do a second round of shrimp and crabs. Between the potatoes, corn, probably two crabs, some shrimp, and a couple pounds of crawfish, you’ll be done in.
>>541131949Disposable BBQ is the most dystopian consoomer Jewish trick I've ever seen. Use charcoal in a kettle grill you morons. Unless the coals remind you of your fake jew ancestors "deaths" in the "holocaust"Who'd buy a one time use "grill" when a basic eighteen inch charcoal kettle is like $89?????????
>>541133110When your sausages are so good the first rescue team succumbs to carbon monoxide after you
