I thought this looked small even for a ready meal.Honest to god shrinkflation is actually murdering me.
>>541132449400g includes the box
>>541132449It's 400g before cooking
>>541132449just buy boneless skinless chicken breast and rice and grab a premade sauce and make it yourself. If you're in a situation where you can use a kitchen scale to weigh your premade goyslop in a box you can surely cook some fucking chicken and boil some rice
>>541132449Scales are antisemitic.
>>541132533Am I meant to eat the box?
>>541132449That says serving suggestion. So they suggest you buy 2 boxes.Maga!
>>541132533
>>541132656This, rice cooker, instant pot, air fryer are the unholy Trinity of lazy motherfucker cooking. Instant pot even more so if you can master dump meals.
>>541132731and the tray
>>541132731No, but you can make a funny hat out of it, or give it to your cat to play with if you have one.
>>541132833Look, I dont want to be one of those retards who has every NINJA gadget on 48 month finance perpetually because they invent something new every 5 minutes.
What kind of retard cant cook chicken and rice? Wtf
>>541132833I can't really hate on people who use a rice cooker too much but really cooking it yourself is already so easy.
>>541133076you're buying THE cheapest protein on the entire planet that some kike at "british chicken" devised into a money making strategy. chicken, rice, bell peppers. you could have had an entire thanksgiving banquet sized meal for the same price of that tiny shitbox.
>British chicken
>>541133076You should keep eating shitty boxed meals from Kike corporations and beg them to be nicer to you - THE BONG MIND IS THE WEAK MIND
>>541133209As opposed to buying every ninja gadget?
>>541133327brother you don't even need gadgets to cook rice or chicken, a pot and a pan are more than enough.
>>541132656>boneless skinless chicken breastToo expensive, buy a rotisserie chicken
>>541132449Why is writing like pic related not considered a racism.If I did slitty eyes with my fingers, or walked around saying "ah so, ching chong" i'd get the police knocking on my door.
>>541133203>British chickenLOL on the contrary"American chicken is banned in the UK and European Union primarily because U.S. poultry processing relies on antimicrobial chemical washes—such as chlorine dioxide or peracetic acid—to disinfect carcasses after slaughter. The UK and EU ban this practice because they view it as a way to mask lower hygiene and animal welfare standards earlier in the farm-to-fork chain."
>>541133076I get you, rice cooker is cheap and is fool proof and air fryer is nice for crispyness. But if I had to have one I'd go with the instantpot, it can do rice, beans, grains, hell I can even do baby back ribs in it. Suppose the only major draw back is the 15 minute warm up and cool down times. But something I can push the button and then go do something else is pretty nice.
>>541133327idk about the other 2 gadgets but I find a rice cooker to be handyyou could just cook the rice on the stove but I find the cooker convenient and I use it a lotall you really need is a pot and a pan but it's preferencelook up any recipe with ground beef and rice and you got food for 3-4 days in about 20m
>>541132449Just boil rice yourself in multicooker, retarded goy. Btw, by buying this shitfood, you support jews producing it with your money. You could have saved this money to become workfree and then participate in psyops instead or start business, which is replacing jews, where possible.
>>541132449modern humans eat too much anyways, just take ozempic if you're weakmind and control your urges
>>541133548I have an air fryer, just not a NINJA one. I hate cleaning it though.
>>541133636In an additional note, It says dishwasher safe. It isnt. There remains a layer of crust that I have to scrub off.
>>541132449Have you tried cooking your own chicken and fried rice in sugar and vinegar sauce at home?
>>541132449>400G>serving suggestionthat's clever.
>>541133713>>541133636If you're comfortable with using silicone these things are great.
>>541134000Why not just wrap a condom around the flange of the basket?
>>541133543>doesn't wash his chicken>or use spice
>>541134000those things are impossible to clean and quickly get grossthe entire air frier also gets filthy quickI hate air fries so much it's unreal, for me it's small convection ovens
>>541132873missing out on some of that good quality fiber
>>541133327You think you need to buy every ninja gadget to cook at home? We really need to withdraw all sort of military and financial support from the United Kingdom this is fucking worthless
>>541134135Condoms are a sin, life begins at convention.>>541134228That's where the flavor comes from.
>>541134439God nigger fucking damnit, *convection you stupid nigger phone
>>541134492I still misread it as convection and loled anyway.
>>541132731the box provides essential inks and roughage
>>541134228i never use mine because it's such a pain in the dick to clean. i'm about to throw it away. air fryers fucking suck
>>541134704Perhaps I could feed it to my printer.
>>541132449nigger just buy some chicken, eggs and rice
>>541132731With the coming new economic realities? You'll need the fiber.
>>541133076buy used or discount or previous generations and it barely costs anything
>>541132731eat the box. lick the snizz. become ungovernable.
>>541133451>you can't use an asian font for asian food>that is le racist
>>541134191
>>541132449400ge is the SERVING SUGGESTION nigga
>>541132449wait so the bowl is 845 kg and then the bowl with food is 286 kg? so how did it remove weight by adding food? is this some kind of magic food that is a negative weight?
>>541132449coop mainly does convenience shitlocal contracts for fresh shit that sort of thingif you want decent ready meals go to a place that specializes in it like farmfoods or somethingas a connoisseur of shit that can stay in storage forever and remain edible i highly recommend farmfoods and iceland
>>541133203>t. chlorinated chicken enjoyer
>>541134228i hate that it's called air fryer when it doesn't fry it's a tiny oven with an extra aggressive fanit bakes >:( this is not a fryer
>>541132449Invest in a rice cooker OP. Or a decent insta pot (they do way more than just rice). Take the 20 minutes and actually make dinner. If you put in the small amount of planning and effort the results are a massive improvement over microwave slop and cheaper. Plus you know what you are actually eating.
>>541134940Nigel, you are one dense motherfucker.
>>541134777Checked.
>>541134750>clown socks>clown posts>clown kingdomyup the circus is in town
>>541133773>serving suggestion
>>541132449My mom, ever the penny pinching retard, bought the discount meat that was on sale without checking the expiry date (it expired the day it was being sold)She then put it in the fridge for 2 days intending to eventually get around to freezing it, and what do you know, it expired and even seemed to have mold on it already.They must have pumped some kind of chemicals into it to make it look red, and I bet my ass it actually expired a week ago and they just kept adjusting the date until some retard bought it.If you're buying any kind of meat you have to not only check the expiry dates, but the weight. They're shorting everyone and regulatory bodies are shrugging and saying it's up to customers to catch it, rather than doing their job of regulating anything and fining stores.There is quite literally no accountability for anything anymore unless you can castrate a White guy without hurting anyone else.
>>541132449>shrinkflationI have 2 bottles of Head and Shoulders, both are the same variety.The bottles are the same size, one is 400ml, the other is 350ml...Cheeky cunts I tells ya.>serving suggestion.Anons either trolling or just plain retards pretending not knowing what that means legally.I would have taken it and the others you bought back to the supermarket and got some free shit for my time.I never would have before, but as I have become older, I'm less tolerant of bullshitery.
>>541132449How is that not illegal in the UK? Claims 400g but its only 286? Do they have a likocense to rip off consumers or something?
>>541132833Rice cooker meals are amazing. 30 sec of prep time unless you need to chop vegtables, and the meal is ready in 30 minutes. Uses the same electricity as an electric range and the rice cooker will swap to keep warm if you ignore it, meaning I can set a delay, have it start cooking while I am away and the food is ready when I return, and kept warm if I return late. It just works.A rice cooker is a programmable saucepan.
>>541133327Here are the "ninja gadgets" you need for cooking:>spoon>fork>knife>fridge>can opener (half of them come with fucking pull tabs anyway)>Big pot>frying pan>Heat sourceWith these "gadgets" you can cook/prepare 80% of recipes in existencemost kitchen tools are utter garbage for retarded women to waste money on
>>5411332023 pounds or like 4 dollars for a entire thanksgiving meal..
>>541136002>How is that not illegal in the UK?It would be illegal, most definitely.I'm not sure who the governing body in the UK is that handles complaints and disputes though.We have the Australian Consumer Commission here which has a fuck tonne of clout and makes even the bigger corps shit their panties.I've used their services before.
>>541132449>£4.25for that price you could make 8 times as much from scratch you lower class rodent
>>541136192It's probably just a mistake at the factory where it's packaged. OP could complain and they'd send him a coupon for a free meal. I've done it before. One time I got a can of Vienna sausages that only had three sausage in it. I've also gotten soda cans that were filled with air
>>541132533well it shouldn't.
>>541136138Baking sheets
>>541136192Correction: "Australian Competition and Consumer Commission">>541136002
>>541132656The pre-made sauce is not pre-made goyslop?
>>541136236yes but you need to have the will to live
>>541132449Need 2 boxes for a recommended serving. Hahahaha
>>541136247>It's probably just a mistake at the factory where it's packaged.I thought that also, the supermarkets would probably go that route also.I 'member the days when people would call the helpline on their packs of cigarettes and be sent vouchers for free packets lol.(I was way young back then btw and didn't smoke.)
>>541132449Well if you endure it you might doesn't get killed during ww3 but relax it's just a moment in time.
>>541136302kys
Cheap and simple one pot meal for you tight fucks:>inb4 "wtf? go back to /ck/">500g or 17oz Ground/Mince beef or pork (whatever)>2 medium sized onions (brown you racist cunts)>1 jar tomato pasata (don't care what size)>1 can diced tomatos>1 can condensed tomato soup (important)>1 can red kidney beans (or whatever the fuck alternative is)>1 pack french onion soup (powder) or chicken noodle (seriously)>A handfull of diced bacon or ham (optional, but the fattier the better)>1 pack of spaghetti (you'll end up using it in the future)>Parmesan cheese (shredded, not that powdered Kraft shit either)Method:Roughly chop the onions (your the only one eating it, so don't bother being precise. Admit it; you're alone)Throw them in a big pot, with some oil (doesn't matter what type), cook them until translucent.Add the bacon/ham, you want to render the fat out of it, but not over cook that shit.When done, place in a bowl. You should have that awesome bacon/ham fat left in the pot.Add the beef/pig, cook that shit WELL, uncooked mince will make you sick.When that's all cooked through, put the onion/bacon/ham back in.Add the soup/pasata/tomatos, stir. Add the beans/lentils with liquid, stir through. Add the soup powder, stir.Let simmer. Cook some pasta in a seperate pot, plate up, add cheese. ENJOY.If you added beans/lentils, let the pot cool down and then place that shit in THE FRIDGE!(The beans/lentils will ferment at room temperature real quick.)Makes your lonely arse around 7-8 meals.
>>541132449Buy full sized cow every year, buy 20kg bag of rice as needed, buy potatoes as needed, forage for apples and berries, get a milk goat for cheese and milk (easier to handle than cows for inexperienced farmers), get chickens for eggs garden.There that’s all you need to do to sustain yourself
