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>Being nostalgic for slop/ goyslopYou all deserve to be incels
>>541133527Everything sucks so bad now the only pleasant things are slop items reintroduced from 15 years ago.
>>541133527For me, it's the chili cheese burrito.
>>541133700America is Japans backwater slaughterhouse
>>541133527if only the 5 layer burrito wasnt 4.50 before taxes because i used to get 5 of those for 1.39 each
>>541133527now if only the prices were nostalgic too
>>541133527Before:>Why the FUCK is there ground sand in this?Now:>What. No. Fuck off.It all started with anti-caking agents in things that require sifting, then they put it in things that do not cake. Fucking adulteration scams.
For, me its the Doritos Locos Taco™ with extra cheese and couple packets of Diablo sauce. Then, i ALWAYS wash it down with a large Mountain Dew Baja Blast™ soda and leave a fat tip at the register. What are your favorite items at Taco Bell fellow anons?
>>541133527Can you get food that was never touched by a nigger or brown? That's what I'm nostalgic for.
>>541133527Really I can buy enough Taco Bell to eat for two days for $12
>>541134391When the volcano tacos first came out they were $1Now they are $3 and are smaller
a single cheesy gordita crunch has no reason being $6 and I’m still mad that verde sauce is gone
>>541133527 I wish they'd bring back the smothered burrito but I know it would be like 8 bucks now. I see the retards posting about $20 burritos but you can literally get a cheesy beauty rice one for 2 bucks. Also the Volcano sauce is just the cheddar cheese sauce mixed with the fire sauce. Bam.
>>541133527 Does anyone else remember when they used to have that slow roasted shredded chicken as a regular menu option for years... Then they took it away for a while, and then they brought it back semi recently as a premium menu attitude item that makes a basic taco including it cost 4 bucks? I member.
Make your own tacos. I make them European style, Balkan type that I can cope with.- Soft tortillas.- Ground beef fried with clarified butter salt and pepper only.- Diced tomatoes.- Shredded Real cheese.- Diced onions.- Mushrooms, onion and red peppers baked with salt and clarified butter. - Sour cream, minimum eighteen percent.All dishes served seperatly, buffet family style serve. I like to take my untoasted soft tortillas, dabble some sour cream first, then a bit of beef, the mushroom onion pepper, then some fresh tomatoes and onion. Only a teaspoon of each, and they taste fucking magical. Fuck pakijeet poison delivery and food made of "additives" and bugs. If you're eating delivery or fast food, come closer so I can bitch slap you.
I'm nostalgic for when a 5 layer beefy burrito only cost $1.99
>>541133764I miss the good 5 fart burritos. I remember when we could get 3 of them for about 5 bucks. They were also bigger than the tiny fucking burritos they sell now.
How much are those fucking taco bell boxes now?
>tfw Taco Bell will never bring back the Grilled Stuft Burrito
>>541134891Remember when $2 got you a beefy 5-layer burrito, a drink and a bag of Doritos?
>>541133654I bet the posters here can't even make a bean and chileese burrito. There are people so handicapped that they buy frozen meals.
>>541135892We have to go back.
>>5411337645 layer burrito chads representbring gorditas back
>>541135923I make my own burritos and tacos now. There us a family owned Mexican place near me that has good lunch deals that I often go to. Good food and they do cash discounts.
>>541135956I've been researching time travel, just give me some more time broalso several million dollars in funding to build a time machine
they brought the volcano burrito back a few years ago and it just wasnt the same
>>541133764>i used to get 5 of thoseFat hands typed this
>>541135892The bag of Doritos alone costs $2 now almost everywhere that isn't selling them in bulk. It's standard from a non-closed venue vending machine.
>>541133527For me, it’s the Beefy 5-Layer Burrito with extra lava sauce. Every time. Sometimes two if it’s been a rough day.I always ask for extra fire packets—minimum of six. One time I asked if they had any Volcano Sauce left over (I know it’s discontinued), and this guy behind the counter looked at me, smiled, and said: “You’re that guy who always asks for the pain, huh?”I laughed and said, “I like to feel something.” He goes, “We’re calling you Volcano Guy now.”Now it’s a thing. I walk in, someone shouts, “Yo! Volcano Guy’s here!” They start piling up the fire packets without me asking.I go at least 4 times a week. Sometimes more if the craving hits.Last Tuesday I ate three burritos and woke up at 3AM with what I can only describe as rectal glass. I had to crouch in the shower with the water on cold and grip the towel bar like a deathbed confessional.But the next day I went back.Why? Because they remembered me. Because they called me Volcano Guy.That kind of respect… that kind of identity… you don’t get that everywhere.Pain is temporary. Recognition is forever.I don’t eat Taco Bell for the food. I eat it to feel seen.
>>541134575The volcano sauce is actually mayonnaise based
>>541135956We can't go back, we lost the technology
The volcano items were great
They ruined everything
>>5411337647 layer was better. Only needed one.
>>541133527these are great for news>alsointernet search for taco explosive diarreha bugs
>>541136460dumb and gay pasta
Caramel apple empenada was the best item on taco bells menu. I haven't been back since they removed it.
>>541139908fat fucks that go to fast food places for dessert are a special type of fat retard. you insulin resistant pig. anyways, for me, its the Diablo Burger from hardees.
>>541136460worse and gayest thing ive read in some time. total rip of the 3 for free mcchicken man.
>>54113376415 layers of burrito
>>541141442>5 x 5 = 15Can't believe I made that mistake, well I guess I truly am retarded.
>>541135722$14
>>541141354For me it's the popcorn chicken from KFC and the shrimp from Popeye's
>>541141354Jalapeños taste like shit
>>541135956>BackWhat I told you where we're going, we need no back
>>541133527more like illuminati is on the menu did you see that triangle?
>>541133527Unless KFC brings back The Twister, no dice.
>>541133527I never go to Taco Bell. One time I put my order in and while I waited literally everyone in the kitchen went out front and smoked. I could see my order finished on the counter but not the pickup counter the inkitchen counter but I left I wasn't going to eat that shit. Then requested a refund in the app and will never go back
The mayan calandar and the volcano taco burrito menu ended at roughly the same time. They knew.
>>541135923bitch, you reslly do not know who this board is for huh? Im the incel that did. Also, I can fook any of you all inder the table. Trust me, my steak and food is good. Now normies, hit or miss, i mean mu mom used to drain the water from ramen growing up. and to this day, they still cant cook. They gotta add a ton pf seasoning. Bitch buy a pice of good meat, out salt and pepper on it, let it sit on counter for 45-60 mins. Pre-heat oven to 425. Get cast iron hot on stove, med Hi. When ready, 2 min sear on each side, throw cast iron into oven for 3-4 mins and you have perfection. Fuck you bitch, I can cook.
>>541143420i dont use auto correct so my phone can fuck off
>>541135722Which boxes? The *5 buck boxes that rox and roxes* or the big one with like 12 tacos?The luxe boxes are the current version, taco/5layerburro/chalupa/drink/twists for 7$ in most markets and then theres a "new item" rotating version for 9$The big ones are 25 to 30 bux tho
>>541141354I remember when they had those loaded omelette breakfast sandwiches. So sad they dropped them.
>>541133700checked>>541133764these two faggots knowt. worked Taco Hell early '90s
>>541142650you are vaxxed.>>541142446yeah i could go for that too
>>541143420>no hollandaise sauce>plastic pepper shaker>eating off an old cobblestone road>overcooked steak with nothing but gristle, zero marbling
>>541136190>bring gorditas backIf only
>>541133764>1.39go fuck yourself. Bring back the .89 cent menu
>>541133527everyone of those images looks like shiti bet you are one of those gelatinous creatures that likes anything on the breakfast menus
>>541143420>bragging about how well he can cook a dogshit tier deluxe grade steakWhy do this
>>541143420>>541143443Based asparagus-enjoyer and autocorrect-loather
>>541144561You can still make a cope one. I get a baja chicken gordita someone. Just get the cheesy chicken roll up/melt/ whatever its called, add avocado ranch lettuce and cheese. Costs like $5 which is bullshit but better than nothing.
>Taco Bell>Nostalgia>NO MEXI NUGGETS
>>541133527
>>541133527The pinnacle of fast food engineering needs to make a comeback.
>>541144686why is wet and mushy considered a plus for steakwhy are my only options pissing squigy sadness or flavorless keratin blocki was promised a meaty meal and they gave me babyfoodfucking hate steak, no where can cook it righti mean how the fuck hard is it, well done not burntno free moisture not dessicatedit's not some big ask for anyone with an oven and a pan, i'm a lazy jackass i can do it, these so called specialist chefs can't manage a recipe with one fucking ingredient lol
One thing I really like was pre covid McDonalds late at night.>be 18>broke as fuck>3am chatting and shitposting>hungry>see how much money I had>find some change behind my desk>got 2 bills in my wallet>"oh shit I got $3">go get 3 McChickens>get 4 cents in change back>more then fills me up, don't even finish the third>recently get my "poor mans fill up" after work for novelty sake >same meal is $7.68>in 2012 that would have got you a big mac, large fries, 6 nuggets and a drink.
>>541145040>weight before cooking 4ozThats not hardly a fucking slider.
>>541145040throw everything in the cool section away burger bread and cheese, the rest can fuck off to the bin
>>541145088>in 2012Don't remind me. My usual back then was a mcdouble, mcchicken, daily double with mac sauce and a large dr pepper. I think it came out to $5.45 and I was stuffed.
>>541145154Sliders are available in quarter pound size?
>>541133527I was gonna say something positive but >>541133654 is right. Americans need to be better
>>541133700I puked up one of these in my friends car and he never talked to me again lol
>>541133827Taco Bell's slop and overpriced, but I'd still get it occasionally if every location wasn't operated by the grimiest, laziest, dirty slobs of any fast food joint. It wasn't this bad in the 2000's, but every one around me is a fucking shitshow and it shows when your order's fucked up 2/3 of the time and dumb shit happens like you show up to pick up your order and they have to explain the location doesn't have any tortilla shells.They're like the polar opposite of Chick Fil A in terms of staff.
>>541134479Yeah, I remember the basic tacos being 89¢ for the longest time. Now they're like $2.50.
>>541133654Stfu fagWe get it you hate straight people and want more slut friends Disgusting fagget
>>541145270McDonald's was in its peak (at least out of my lifetime) circa 2008-2012.Their coffee got drastically better. Awesome selection of breakfast burritos. They had different wraps for a while that we solid. Their premium chicken sandwiches were great.Now their whole menu is like the ultra basics at 3x the expected cost.
>>541133527who remembers the bacon soft taco? Zoomers will never experience this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iPGKOpmiWg
>>541135892Meanwhile official inflation numbers say similar $3 meal deals should exist today. Yet you can't even get the burrito alone for $3 now. Fuck the jews.
>>541145875>They're like the polar opposite of Chick Fil A in terms of staff.Chickfila and covid was like a one two punch for fast food joints in much of the country. Chickfila would move into town, immediately poach the top 20% best workers in the town with their significantly higher pay and better scheduling availability then years later when covid hit and employment requirements for parole disappeared, they lost their reliable bottom 30% of workers who wouldn't do the job well but would show up every single day because they had to to not end up back in prison. I don't envy the management at a lot of these fast food joints.