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>>541136563There is a guy running around tjere who has evaded NZ special forces so hard that they had to call in US marines to help them. They still havent found him
>>541136563Its not yours cunt
>>541136657No that was Tom Philips and that was North Island and they killed him.
>>541136657Nah they got him fren, shot him. He had a good run. Ended up getting his young daughter pregnant though so that ended his mythical status a bit
>>541136758It's all mine actually!
>>541136878Kill yourself autistic ugly faggot
>>541136905No.
>>541136819I don't think he was quite right in the head by the looks of it.
>>541136982He was definitely high IQ. And he was forced into that life to protect his kids. But somewhere along the line he started fucking his daughter approx 12yo, she's said to have a baby with him and was pregnant again at the time of their capture. It's all quite heavily suppressed as you may expect
>>541137102What was the Mother's role in all of this? Reminds me of that clan of Goonies in the Boonies of Australia (Heavily inbred).
>>541137102>fucking his daughterdisgusting.why don't he fuck a sheep like the rest of you?
>>541137252She was a total fuckwit who lost full custody. Even after he was shot she only gets rare supervised visits. Said to be a meth head although she passed drug tests
>>541137267that's what we don't understand, something went wrong, his mind broke out there
>>541137102>And he was forced into that life to protect his kidsno he wasnt you schizo
>>541137385You forget they taken his kids after the first time he went camping for like a week. Checked them all over for any excuse to make him lose custody. They found nothing, kids were perfectly fine mentally and physically. Then they charged him with wasting police time to save face and that's how it all started
>>541136563It's fucking cold.
>>541137315More than anyone I feel sorry for the kids.>>541137348Here's a theory, brain tumor or some form of inter-cranial pressure causing him to completely lose it and develop unnatural desires afterwards he ordinarily wouldn't have done.
>>541137267>why don't he fuck a sheep like the rest of you?His ex wife was a whore (or possibly still is). Part of why she didn't get custody but it kind of demonstrates by his tatse in women that his mind is fucked.
>>541137595Good, it keeps the Forget-Me-Nots safe!
>>541137609My theory is sleep deprivation and starvation for several years, and the stress of raising 3 (then 4) kids in the bush
Hokitika status?
>>541137716That's awful but plausible.
>>541137771Jeeted for sure
Are you guys an Australian state or an Australian external territory ?
>>541138411Yes, give us Nuclear submarines plz.
>>541136563That joke about taking a sheep up the edge of a cliff because thats the only place it will push back is pretty funny.
>>541138474did you guys also pay the yanks pay $368 billion for 9 new nuculer subs? They just downgraded ours to 'slightly used good condition'. We're never going to get them after spending billions to upgrade their sub manufactoring pens as well :(
>>541138810That is funny and rather true. I wouldn't want to wrestle with a Sheep on a cliff though just to shear it though.
>>541139234Nah we're pretty strongly antinuclear here across the political spectrum and generations. But honestly it serves you cunts right because you had a good agreement with France and went back on it
>>541139331FYI it's not a shearing joke
>>541139592Yeah I grew up there and remember the Rainbow Warrior and Nuke Free Pacfic movement under David Lange. Aus also had a good contract with the Japs and abandoned that lol
>>541136563go back to posting about limes, you autistic cunt
I miss Wanaka. Such a cozy, pretty place.
>>541140180I love hearing Aussies try and pronounce Kiwi names like Whangarei and Whakapapa. No fuckin hope
>>541140023At this point we're nuclear free because we're nuclear free and fuck USA. Subs are shit now anyway, look at Ukraine and Iran, drones are the way to go. NZ is making good drones now, flying and sea ones. Makers said only Australia will get any because they're our only ally
>>541140180awful place full of the worst people
Those kiwis made this animal extinct. Kys
>>541141399Oh God are you still going on about the Moas? That was the maori not us
>>541140699Yeah our politicians are 20 years behind. Imagine how many millions of drones Aus could pump out
>>541140505I hate hearing Kiwis speak because they without a doubt have the worst accent of any Anglo nation
>>541142250Old brass never want change but it's undeniable now. Apparently these NZ ones are really good. We are the best at carbon fiber and also just generally good at this kind of thing. Only really prototypes at the moment though
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>>541140180going there next month with the middy.Also whats with all these schools giving out 'social promotion' marks for delinquent students?
>>541142615Well when the maoris stay home, classes are less disruptive and other kids get better marks. That deserves some credit don't you think? Your kids would be a lot worse off if the maoris turned up every day
>>541140505I got a kiwi wife to teach me all thisYou kiwis have a funny accent
>>541142326Aussie girls have the most unsexy accents in the fucken world mateT. Aussie
>>541138411Australia is a New Zealand external territory.
>>541142802Kek, fair call, also Mowdy as the savages here say...
Do any kiwis ITT have that fucking flu going around?I do and worked all day in the wind yesterday not giving a fuck and got pretty sick last night, took the dogs for a 90 min walk in the wind again and it's killing me. I thought it was just vaxxies getting this shit
>>541143596Are you that pink batts guy from stokes?
>>541143596I caught two viruses just this monthBetter to go home the moment you feel a fever coming on otherwise you'll be sicker and out of work longer
>>541143763Nah man but fucking everyone has it, at least here in Invercargill and I've heard it's bad everywhere. There is a client who was rude to me and I was going to go infect her today but I was too sick to even do that
>>541144255I should have but it wasn't that bad and I thought I was over it but 9 hours in the wind rekt me. Kind of scary waking up in the night choking and I'm not even a boomer or a smoker or vaxxed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRigITBswR4so you're tourism ad is 'look we have niggers?' I fucking hate maoris so much
>>541144614tourists fukken love them
>>541144626because they don't have to live with them. are tinnies still $25 over there?
>>541145335Dunno, I think weed is pretty inflation proof. Meth is like half or a quarter of the price it was 20 years ago so that's something
>>541144470Oof rough, have some lemon ginger and honey in the morning.
>>541145417Cheers man I had a lemsip with extra lemon and that helped. It's not major it's just something to watch for, fairly mild but if you go out in the wind too long the trachea dries out and the virus attacks that and it's kind of sensitive
all the kiwis in this thread are sick? what's going on
I spent 7 months in ChCh once upon a time, lovely placegood weed down there too
>>541145634russian or iranian bioweapons, we have some shit going around up here too
>>541146239>russian or iranian bioweaponsso american or jew bioweapons? why are you people like this
