>NOO YOU CANT JOIN THE ARMY AND GET RICH NOOOwhy not?
>>541144703look man it's just......I'm just not dying for Israel okay? yeah i know iknow hahaha like I'm just not gonna do it
Do i get to bring my laptop and make techno beats in my free time? If not idgaf
40,000**terms and conditions apply
>>541144703Hey anon in life you can do whatever you want
>>541144703Lol the military will do everything it can to make sure you don't a cent of that money. Fuck off
>>54114470340,000 is nothing for that kind of sentence. You are going to be doing something ultra-shitty if you take that money. It's also a guaranteed 'stop-loss' when you try to leave the military, because no one else is going to be stupid enough to take that deal.
>>541144703why would you join after they just let 20 bases get blown up by towelheads?
>>541145086you will
>>541144703you also get excellent rates for loans. I know a few marines that took their bonuses and benefits and now own amazing homes and vehicles and got jobs with their military connections.
>>541144703>40k>richkek that buys an entry level Honda Civic...
>>541144703>40k is richBless your goyish heart
>>541144703$40k in trump's economy?! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahshahahhahahahahahaah *sharts* hahahahhhahahahhahahahshhaah. Thanks for the peanuts lil bro
>>541146320Someone will
>>541144703>getting rich from the armyPossible, but you will not be the one
>>541144703>40k won't even buy you a new car boomer
>>541144703Meckaneck?
>>541144703>5 year enlistment requirement>quickship>$8k a year bonus to be some front line grunt
>>541144703NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY ANONS.IT'S THE ULTIMATE FORM OF SLAVERY YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST DRONES ON THE MODERN BATTLEFIELD..NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY.
>#quickshipexpress shipping straight to israel
>>541146854Imagine that old timey brapper letting loose.
>40k>Not even enough for a mobile home or ADU>Not even close to enough actually>And this is after a certain amount of time served, and only applies to top-tier candidates for the full 40k, average is only 20k>>5411468548k a year lmao, literally less than a weekend side job to risk your knees and back for israel (the vast majority of veterans have knee and back problems)
>>541144703It’s like those 12 CD’s for a penny deals in the 90’s. Just join the army and get your $40,000 and quit. Then do it over and over until you’ve made $400,000+
>>541144703DAMN THAT'S A LOT OF NECK
>>541144703>selling your soul for a measly 40K
>>541144703>40 thousand>RichCan't even buy toilet paper with that shit no mo
>>541144703no cap?
>>541144703come to war bro
>>541144703Finally I get to repost this shit.Also, get fucked kike recruiter scum.
>>541144703everythhing youre looking for you will find in the military
>>541146408I remember these sick fucks and the govos on full damage control
>>541146854You're not even going to be in a front-line job. You're more likely to be a janitor or a cook in a profession nobody wants. That's why it's quickship. Because no one wants those jobs, and when you go to leave the military you're going to be stop-lossed because no one wants those jobs and they can't find replacements for them.
>>541148921yeah come to war bro
>>541145086Here's your daily reminderTotal Jew hater death
>>541144703>40k>richHow fucking poor are you?
>>541144703Is the brachiosaur neck included in the package?
>>541144703a Wendy's manager gets more money.
>>541144703After two years of trumpflation 40k is like 25k back in Biden's utopia.
>>541144703Advertise this to wagies. They're the ones that are going to work forever at below survival wage.
>>541149003settle down, heeb
Woah, hey guys, welcome to DieForIsraelStop
>>541146320I would have ate her hairy pussy and plapped her cheeks every night. Fuck ZOG.
>>541145086Millions were spilled. RIP Ms. Faye
>>54114470340k.Rich.Anon I…
>>541148666>risk your knees and back for israel (the vast majority of veterans have knee and back problems)This, the countless stories I hear about vets with physical issues is insane, you go work mcslop for a whole lot more and you don't have to deal with retards risking your life.
>>541148813This has to be satire no shot they are this out touch.
>>541144703Would. If they accepted Russians and gave US citizenship.
>>541149215kek
>>541144703> 40k> RichWeren't Americans the wealthy ones?
>>541144703You cant enjoy your money if you are dead in iran. Anyone who enlists now is retarded
>>541149176OK fat white trash incel
>>541148813>call of duty t-shirtwhat is subtlty
>>541149293It's not even about MUH LIFE (anyone can look up the statistics for this kind of stuff and see the absolute numbers), let's be real, I'd never EVER do it because it's safer to work literally any hard labor job in terms of injuries - that some 5-year program can cause so many absolutely devastating lifelong injuries should scare everyone away, this kind of permanent knee / tendon damage from doing all those bullshit exercises with poor footing in heavy boots without adequate recovery, it's not seen in literally ANY other job including hard labor.Odds are you won't die, it's just that you won't be able to walk without pain in your ankles for the rest of your life. This isn't something that's unlikely to happen like dying or combat injuries, it's considered a minor "cosmetic" injury that doesn't even qualify you for partial disability and nearly every single person who has been in the military has some minor cosmetic injury, so you'll still have to work that mcjob after anyway while being in pain all day.
>>541144703Woah, instead of that, how about you give me 40k AND give me a public works project to make America great again?I'd rather pave pot holes than shoot at dune coons. I think a lot of people would prefer that to happen actually. (Jews aren't people, don't listen to them.)
>>541149426So it's jews who spread this term.
>>541149394Exactly, I’m really surprised, there should be an error.Joining the US army was a bonanza in the past!Even in Russia they offer more than that (pic related). And guess what: you can buy a government subsided apartment large enough for a family for exactly that sum.
>>541144703>can't spend money>if you are deadWe still aren't dying for israel faggot
>>541148567Is that Margaret Trudeau?
>>54114470340k over 4 years is 10k a year anon. You'll make an extra 23k per year for a grand total of 33k. Of which you'll get to keep 26k per year on average deductions.Basically you'll be poor and risking your life for it and also sacrificing most of your freedoms.Not a good deal with current cost of living. Better to be poor, free and safe then poor, shackled and in danger.
>>541144703Thats less money than i get every month and i am not rich. So no, you cannot get rich by signing away 4 years of your life for a $40,000 (25,000 after taxes) bonus.
Doesn't factor in how much of your time the military just steals.If you break it down to $/h you'd make more at McDonalds while having vastly more freetime and not being a zogslave.
>>541150051>Not a good deal with current cost of living. Better to be poor, free and safe then poor, shackled and in danger.and just imagine the vaccines they will do to you
>>541144703Not dying for Israel or it's gaggle of pedophile slaves.Kill yourself immediately Eglin kike.
>>541146408Both those faggots got busted for cp. Muh support the troops baby boomers bailed them out.
>>541144703
Not a good deal, should be a 6 figure number
>>541144703>the $40k is paid out in a lump sum at the end of a four year enlistment>subtract 20% or so for taxes>inflation is also a factor>can be and is often reduced or withheld for a multitude of absurd reasons>ends up being around $7k per year assuming you get all of itT. knower
>>541148567She braps hard as fuck and without care. She accidentally shits and it's not even a liquid shart, it's a hard nugget that doesn't even leave a residue. She grabs it and makes her way to a trash can to dispose of it. Do you A. Leave her to it, or B. Steal the shit nugget away and eat it?
>>541144703>$40 000>richPick one.
>>541151357Who are they?
>>541144703Ahh yes the old King's Bonus trick. Take the coin and sign up. Then they take the money and put it back into the Regimental fund, use it to pay for all your equipment and food until you "discharge".
>>541144703$40k is nothing now plus I don't think there is a single person who has ever gotten the full $40k when their enlistment is finished. That bonus is taxed so it is already lower then $40k right from the get go plus the military can unilaterally decide to give you less or in some cases not give you the bonus at all.
