Many years ago the British had a simple relationship with food. Beans and vegetables were picked, boiled and eaten straight away. A piece of meat was butchered, cooked and eaten straight away. This was a meal and no other way was known. Then one day they heard from across the channel about this thing called cuisine. Their rivals were getting recognition for this thing called cuisine and they were jealous. Pierre tried to explain the mother sauces, but he was cut off quickly. We get it Frenchie, it’s mixing shit together. What a fucking great idea. So they took the meat and vegetables from their plate and mushed them together and called it a pudding. Take that France, we did cuisine too! The End.
The Sunday roast, and the English breakfast is god tier food.
>>541144921The meat pies are awesome to
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>>541144944The Sunday roast, and the English breakfast is goy tier food.
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>>541144807That was fun to read I decided upon completion
>>541144807It's the dumb food names>salad cream>toad in the hole>tonsil n' toast>wackadoodle johnson
>>541144807Brits eat the most disgusting things.>eel pie>organs>vegemiteI mean what the fuck bros. amd your teeth. Your teeth is disgusting.
>>541144807before romans arrived, english walked on all fours and ate grass
>>541146547lol
>>541146491>spotted dick
>>541144807people who don't need to immigrate don't bother with cuisine, they can keep their own shit squared away. the only reason brownmigrants weren't mass deported in the 80's is because of their food.
>>541144807spiced sausagescovering shit in flour paste and cooking it in screamingly hot oilsalmost every form of currybunch of different candiescan't think of much else and can't be fucked googling it
>>541149558Tired of hearing about curry and masala. This is a bubble of Hindustan and the commonwealth. No one in Italy, France, or USA gives a fuck about curry. We have had Indian restaurants for decades and it has yet to take off. We have other options. It’s not that special. It’s just your lack of options
>>541144944I prefer Surströmming
