>college degree in accounting>car>home>friends>girlfriend>eventually 3 children>being good at bouldering>being good at playing piano>being good at cookingI am 26 and have none of these, I was a depressed NEET for most of my life. I am hitting college this fall. I just want a normal life. Is this still doable at my age?
>>541162835>college degree in accounting Yes>car Yes>home In western nations? No>friends Yes>girlfriend Yes>eventually 3 children Yes>being good at bouldering I don't know>being good at playing piano I don't know >being good at cookingIt's subjective. You can't be good. Michelin chefs cook disgustingly bad food, your cornerstore kebab is a million times better than gayssion de faggotion avec cumme
Begin today. Every journey begins with a first step. Why does your life have to match other people's schedule? You can do all of these if you want to do them. It will take your time and your energy to do them. But they are doable. What are you doing today that is getting you closer to your goal? And always remember, if it was easy everyone would do it.
Saying it isn't the same as doing it What are you doing today
>>541162958Fpbp
Lil nigger is only in his 20s and already gave up.
>>541162958>all yes to debt and idk to hobbiesYes, OP you can DEFINITELY get good at an instrument at any time
>>541162835Yes to everything except bouldering, that shit is hard and if you haven't trained for it when young then it's pretty much game over.Oh and also 3 children, that depends on GF and it gets harder every year.
>>541162835>Is this still doable at my age?No. There is literally nothing you can do to improve yourself or your situation. You're a helpless victim of circumstances completely beyond your control. Everything is hopeless, the world is rigged against you, you should just give up on life and get angry on social media until you finally can't take any more than just off yourself. And whatever you do, don't talk to women IRL.
>>541162835You have plenty of time. Build up your shit, do 50 pushups a day, and learn useful skills. Then when you are 33ish go impregnate a 20 year old and have fun. Good luck
>>541162835Nigger im 36 and i dont have any of those.You have plenty of time
>>541163546This board is so fucked, your answers basically the only one that wasn't sarcasm or spam.Got to love how these dumb asses act as if where you live plays no impact on any of this.
>>541162835They dont give degrees to retards. Cars come and go. Bought my forever home. Still have friends from childhood. Married a homeschooled Christian virgin. Have 2 kids. I waged and saved for ten years before I have what I have now. Theres stil time bub
>>541162835I’m 32I have >home (will get a better one in a few years)>friends>good at cookingI am mostly looking for a girl who isn’t crazy or stupid to wife up eventually. The quest continues, and I am invisible as fuck lmao
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>>541162835>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ytshZQo2Uwatch this fren
All of them. I don’t know why you guys do this to yourselves. In what universe were you going to be successful at all these things? Was your dad an emerald mining magnate in South Africa who paid your way into an Ivy? No? Then you had to wander the desert for a while until you got some direction. That’s just how it is. At 26, you’re young enough for your entire adult legacy to still be wide open. My advice is to pick a career, take it seriously NOW, and try to establish yourself in it by 30. If you can be in a good career at 30 you can be highly accomplished in it by 40 or 50, spend some free time networking, cultivate a hobby or two, and all the other stuff will come as a consequence. For 99.99% of people alive that is literally as good as it’s going to get. The tricky part is deciding and getting moving. And if you genuinely have no fucking clue then just join the military or something because that service will never be held against you and they will always pay for your retraining into another career. Hell, at 26 it’s still possible for you to climb the ranks to be a general ffs. By the time you’re 30 that door has closed if you’re not in already because that’s a career with very rigid hierarchy. So if that’s still open to you almost everything still is. So just get moving and all of this stuff is still realistic.
>>541164084>everything you said is correct and actually goid advice Dont waste your breath on the retards here they want everything given to them and have no concept of sacrifice, hard work or discipline
>>541163744I don't think the romanian was being sarcastic or spammy, also yeah a place can heavily affect things but right now in most places you can do most everything OP wants to do, particularly him that lives in a decent western euro country.>>541163900Same except i only have friends and skills at cooking
>>541162835Once you make your first post on 4ch nothing of that is achievable anymore.
>>541164351What we both have is peace imoEven though I want kids, women in general are really unstable, cause lots of drama. Even the good onesI feel like it’s really a lot worse than prior generations since the internet and culture enables them more…yet I’m still seeking that out, so who’s the real crazy here?
>>54116283526 only seems old when you're 26. You got your whole life ahead of you. Get your shit together and you'll be fine>t. 36 yo oldfag
>>54116468336 is almost identical to 26 if you're not subhuman.
What you should understand OP is that in any field, workplace, or whatever, there will be a high percentage of people who are just coasting. By having a depressing backstory, and the need to "catch up", you already have the motivation to work fast and focused, which is an advantage. Planning ahead is a good strategy, and again sets you apart. If you really want something, and are moving in that direction, really the sky is the limit. By 29 you could have a gf, be a newly-graduated guy with a solid degree, and the rest can figure itself out. Having direction, purpose and will are pretty much the cheat codes to getting a life sorted.
>>541162835This genre of vids is so lame and gay. >I'm so le deep and above it all>everyone else is a retarded npcBlogpost sulkers are all the rage with the parasocial nigger cattle (most of /pol/)
>>54116479026 and 36 are miles apart if you've been touching grass for 10 years
>>541162835I'm 36 and just finished school again.Meh.Dropped out of college two times previously.Just decided to grind it out and finished my program with a 4.0It's not that bad, really.
>>541162835If you're willing to put in the work, you can achieve if at any age.Most old people can't adapt to new tech because it takes a little bit of work to learn it and they don't want to do the work.My grandmother was completely technophobic, she was scared to touch smartphones and computers because they're so ungodly expensive for her and she'll ruin them if she hits the wrong key.Then one day my uncle tells her that instead of spending a fortune on SMS every month, she can text for free with WhatsApp and wifi.She had a smartphone within the week and mastered it another week later.
>>541162835Add>Speaking 5 languagesRemove>being good at bouldering
>>541164875mentally, yes, but not physically unless you're subhuman. If you're 36 and you're a fat, bald, wrinkly faggot with joint pain, then yeah you might as well just kill yourself at that point.
>>541162835 >being good at cooking >being good at bouldering >being good at playing piano What do you mean by "good"? Not sure about cooking and bouldering, probably takes you a few hundred hours each. But it takes at least 6000-8000 hours to truly master a musical instrument, especially the piano. 6000 hours means one hour of practice every single day of your life for the next 16 years. >friends You've missed the boat. You can make feeble "acquaintances" after age 25, but you can no longer form a real, long lasting friendship, possibly the cut-off age is even lower, maybe even 20. And it only gets harder to make new connections as you get older. For true bonding you need proximity, repeated unplanned interactions, and a setting that encourages people to let their guard down and confide in each other. This is why people meet their lifelong friends in elementary, high school or college. Research found that starting at age 25, we lose more friends than we make each year. In the professional world, "proximity" is hard to maintain, as work colleagues are reassigned or move on to new jobs. The workplace is a rather anonymous, superficial and competitive environment, so people usually hide personal details, vulnerabilities and quirks from colleagues. Once people start getting into serious long-term relationships in their 20s, the challenges only increase. Making friends with couples is like matchmaking for two. Children complicate things much more. Suddenly, you are surrounded by a new circle of parent "friends", but the emotional ties can be tenuous at best. You meet them because both of your children are friends, not you adults. Even when parent friends develop a bond, the resulting "friendships" can be fleeting and subject to the whims of the children themselves. And good luck if you remain childless, you have a good chance of losing your parent friend over the years as your daily routines grow to be vastly different.
>>541162835You cant do anything but you can do more than you think you are capable of but you cant be lazy. Just think.about life as solving problems. Solving othe people's problems will help you solve your own
>>541164426Yeah i can say i am at relative peace but i got burned really really bad from a crush i had/have that i finally put away this year after more than a decade of waiting, now that is lunacy.It is really worse than before because there's no way for corrective domestic violence and being permanently nurturing is null when girls can feel bored anyways and look on the internet for dick. Also some good ones get culture trapped and becomes lesbos.What oldfags mentioned about 30yos becoming wizards i think is related to mental clarity and just working on yourself, i got that, but i still don't get how they overcame this biological anguish of trying to find a partner to knock up and raise little clones of both.Lurking in their old places i think the "sane" ones could never overcome that feeling, they are forever frustrated with most of society being banal about relationships, and those who aren't already found a partner very early on, i got friends who married their elementary school girlfriends, it is not that rare here.
>>541162835is this the guy that day drinks and smokes in random places? i've been doing that for like 20 years. can't believe that's all it takes to have a successful youtube channel. god damnit.
>>541162835>Which of these are still achievable at 26?literally all of them>college degree in accountingyou can even do this while still working, easy>cara normal, used family car is not that expensive easy>homeoptimize for CoL vs Job Opportunities, if you're not bound to one place easy>friendsuntil you're like 40 and incredible weird, easy>girlfriendstop believing the 18yo /pol/ "incels", easy>eventually 3 children26 is plenty time, easy>being good at boulderingdepends on your definitions of good, getting decent at it is easy>being good at playing pianodepends on your definitions of good, likely the hardest on your list because training the needed coordination takes a long time>being good at cookingeveryone can learn how to cook well, easythe problem is (You)if you're asking these question with 26you probably never bothered to put in the work or even make a minimal effortbest example off this list is cooking, is so fucking easy to learn and takes minimum effort, plenty of free online resourcesbut if you can't even do this... you won't put in the evening and weekend to do a accounting degreeand much less deal with the plenty failures of dating
Life is over after 25. If you don't have your shit together by 25 lyou may as well fucking kill yourself or accept your fate and bummaxx ie drink booze and smoke weed all day
>>541162835for me at 26>college degree in accountinghad a degree, fully paid off>carhad a car, fully paid off>homewas living in an apartment, but I own a home now (no mortgage)>friendshad friends>girlfriendno gf>eventually 3 childrenmy wife is currently pregnant>being good at boulderingno>being good at playing pianono>being good at cookingyes
I don’t know what bouldering is. Do I need to do that to feel fulfilled?
>>541162958>It's subjective. You can't be good. Michelin chefs cook disgustingly bad food, your cornerstore kebab is a million times better than gayssion de faggotion avec cummeMost retarded take I have seen all day. You think michelin chefs aren't good at cooking because their current job makes them cook something (You) don't like? I doubt you ever went to culinary school, let alone even open a cook book once in your life. Pathetic fat disgusting smelly pig.
>>541162835> Gay> Yes> Yes, be prepared to always depend on yourself though.> Ofc, prime age>Yes, if you get a good girl. You could go Niggerstrat and have 3 children>Easy>Sure, if you're dedicated> Nigga, please. Ofc.I was a drugdealer and fraudster up until 27, now I get paid prime cash to consult. Ofc you can do this.
>>541165007>nooo im not old my body isnt falling apart yetyikes
>>541165012 After 25, people also often experience internal shifts in how they approach friendship. Self-discovery gives way to self-knowledge, so you become pickier about whom you surround yourself with. Good luck if you or your friend moves to another place - Studies showed that if friends live more than 10 km apart, maintaining the relationship relies heavily on digital communication and physical separation can contribute to weakening or dissolving the relationship over time. I think also a big hurdle is that after age 30 people concentrate more on maintaining their existing friendships than forming new ones. So even for childhood friends, the potential for detachment after age 25 grows, that means you have to work for the friendship to stay intact. You can intentionally force yourselve into the other's life, or you will slowly fade out of it.
>>541162835>normalmost people don't have normal lives. the bullshit you see on social media is fake.>>541165114look at this larping fag lol. want a cookie?
>>541165115You haven't been boulder-pilled anon?
>>541162835>college degree in accountingits literally free, but why acounting? its literally more honorable to be a neet than a scammer>caryou can get a small used one for 2k>homelive with roomates if you cant get social housing >girlfriendgoing to college will make it easy>bouldering based>pianofaggot>cookingthis is also based, you can start by doing easy shit you see on tiktok
>>541165007Ok, maybe not physically. Someone might look at me and think I'm late 20s. But mentally, financially, emotionally, etc. I am vastly different than I was 10 years ago>>541164875Yeah, touching grass is an important caveat. It would be totally possible to be sitting at my parents' house in my HS bedroom playing vidya from 2004, but what kind of shitty life would that be?
>>541164797>26>newly-graduated guy with a solid degree at 29You guys have 3-year degrees?>>541165012>but you can no longer form a real, long lasting friendship>26I've made good friends at 31, granted one of them was 19 but come on now.But a good friend depends on the guy's education and reciprocity, and it's almost all about the latter. If you morally/intellectually reward his intends and always draw a line where the respect is you can make long-lasting bonds, which under my definition is a friend.A friend will literally kill or do things for you that are only reserved for family members (or not even them), now that if you want someone who will caress your balls as a joke or share a room to bang women, let alone share the same woman, then yeah pretty much only people known since kids will do that.
>>541165007>life is pointless as soon as you experience a little pain Kek don't ever grow old
>>541163869>They dont give degrees to retardskek, reality check but getting a degree means nothing other than showing up and putting the time needed for the assignments for around 5 yearsa huge chunk of students and even professors are mouthbreathers
>>541162835>college degree in accountingeasy>careasy>homelol>friendslol>girlfriendlol>eventually 3 childrenlol!>being good at boulderingwhat?>being good at playing pianotakes practice>being good at cookingeasy af
>>541165465>You guys have 3-year degrees?its the bologna processthe idea is 3 years of undergrad and 2 years of masters, but everyone does mastersalso varies, for example doctors do 10 or so
>>541165545I know. That's why I never wasted time or money on it
>>541162835>26a little boy still.
>>541162835>>college degree in accountingEasy>>carYes>>homeYou have to sign your life away for 30 years but yes>>friendsNo>>girlfriendNO>>eventually 3 childrenAdopted maybe>>being good at bouldering7% or less bodyfat and elite tier grip, forearm, and back strenght are required>>being good at playing pianoGood at just playing? YesGood at composing your own pieces? Absolutely not>>being good at cookingYes
>>541165608retard detected.
>>541165635>That's why I never wasted time or money on itthats also stupid because unless you are a neet homeless man or a minimum wage slave or rich nepotist you are never getting an office job without going to uni
>>541162835You're in Austria, so probably not. The system there is less forgiving to untraditional students.In the USA, I>Worked as a QC lab tech at age 18 in a pharmaceutical factory>Started college at 24, company paid for community college>left job at 26, transferred to state flagship to fleet degree>research internships in Germany during the summer. >Absolutely destroyed Turkish, Polish, and German pussy in the student dorms>Began PhD at MIT at age 29>absolutely destroyed 22-year old grad student pussy >dicked around, graduating after switching labs!at age 36. >got married to a French spinner with a PhD>Did postdoc for three years>took prestigious r&d industry job at age 39>five years in now, 44-year old boomer with kids>recruited as national technology expert in a federal agency in a low cost of living location at GS-15So yeah you can do it, but you need to apply yourself.
>>541165087>you can even do this while still working, easyNot always, college here is adult daycare and attendance roll calls literally have more value than exams and assignments. Virtual/remote classes require video call attendance too, you cannot do stuff on your own time and those virtual classes were only an exception in the pandemic, before that they were prohibited by vast majority of schools.Doesn't help that due to the daycare and professor scam doctrine of it all most colleges will bloat degrees, back in my day i had 7 subjects a week, nowadays it's 9 and if you study a language then it's 10, if you do social service it's 11 subjects. If you work then it's game over sooner or later or you will take 7-8 years to finish. I was appalled to read that in the US sometimes they only have 1 subject for a month or so, that shit is easy, i had to juggle 5 to 6 different homeworks. A cousin went to Germany for a master and fucker only had 2 subjects at a certain time, he always says it was a cake walk compared to engineering school here.>girlfriend>easyTroll post, fell for it hook, line, and sinker
>>541162835at 40, my advice to you is to make hay while the sun still shines. whatever you can do to set yourself up for a better future. its fun to lick your wounds as a child, but you will run out of youthful vitality, and be on your own. you can suffer in misery or suffer in comfort.
>>541162835>girlfriendgf as goal is why you fail. you should want a harem until the girl who likes you the most proves herself to be worthy of being the main girl
>>541165534I didn't say that. But there is an epidemic of 30 year olds talking and acting like they're 80.>wait til you hit 30!is what I used to hear ALL THE TIME regarding the inability to be fit, being in physical pain all the time etc. What I'm saying is that PHYSICALLY you should be virtually the exact same or even better at 36 than you were at 26. I am 34 with a 28 inch waist, year round 6-pack, 0 joint pain ever, never have a stomach ache or a headache, hardly ever get sick. I have 0 wrinkles, 0 hair loss or recession. And its EASY (some stuff like hair is entirely genetic, I get that). Its not even hard. A disheveled, broken physical appearance is the fastest way to communicate to others that you're either retarded or just scum with mental issues.
>>541165885You are literally polish, yo go to your wrczczczclaw village at the annual bandera festival and get a wife simply because you are good at fileting carp
>>541165117Go put some salt on your boiled potatoes that you call national dish
>>541165007>mentally, yes, but not physically unless you're subhuman. If you're 36 and you're a fat, bald, wrinkly faggot with joint pain, then yeah you might as well just kill yourself at that point.i just entered the thread what the fuck did i do to you? :(
>>541162835Ah yeah, most people are doing those things in their 30s and 40s nowadays. I don't know wtf "bouldering" is though. You can pretty much do any of that shit until the day you die
>>541162835degree doesnt guarantee employment no matter how good your degree is. Networking does. Its a all a big scam.t. neet with a master
>>541166156its rock climbing, like in that movie "free solo"
>>541162835I was living in my car at 26 going to college, could only afford 2 yogurt cups a day, eventually got a tech degree, its possible but you have to refuse to be demoralized, its mind over matter
>>541165630>the idea is 3 years of undergrad Fuck, our undergrads are 5 years and consist of 72 subjects and 2 social courses of 240 and 480 hours respectively, also a final thesis paper project and the government's professional standards test>>541165879>Good at composing your own pieces? Absolutely notMany musicians learned and created their own stuff after their 30'sHaving good taste in music out of nowhere after 30 is the actual almost impossible thing
>>541162835>26Its OGRE. Might as well be 66. Sleep tight and go coffin shopping after your nap, grandps.
>>541165388>Ok, maybe not physically.thats what I was referring to, anon. Mentally I am leaps and bounds ahead of where I was at 26>It would be totally possible to be sitting at my parents' house in my HS bedroom playing vidya from 2004, but what kind of shitty life would that be?it all depends on what the individual wants out of life. I'm sure most people would be depressed with that lifestyle, but then there are monks who live a lifestyle that most would scoff at too, its all relative. Someone could see your life of spending 2hrs per day commuting to an office with barely any free time to yourself as hell on earth. Some people are just geared for leisure. Some people can lounge all day every day without any issues to explain as to why. Most people are shit, so its honestly preferable to stay to oneself most of the time anyway. For me, almost nothing outside is fun. I go to the gym 5x per week with a few friends and stop at the grocery store once per week. I have no desire to party or go to bars which I did as a teenager and early 20s, I have no desire to make new friends given everyone is so fucked up, I have no desire to go out and do anything. Its all so purposeless and retarded. I cannot socialize for the sake of it, for example. The idea of standing around somewhere with a beer in my hand just talking to other people with no central activity - I will lose my fucking mind.
Anything is possible
>>541166482This, some people are geared for certain things, for example going to the gym for me is one of the most slave-minded things one can do, it's literally paying to larp as a nigger in a galleon, it's wasting energy to do things to machines that have no benefit other than exercise.Then again i volunteer to make ditches and holes in small parks, picking hard ground is my exercise, except the effort at least goes to make holes so crazy lesbians can plant trees that dogs will pee on in 10 years and give shade to homos jogging at 6am.
>>541166746>i volunteer to make ditches and holes in small parksNigger slaves literally did this but you call the gym "slave minded" lmaooo
>>541166001Post this on Reddit for the upvotes
>>541162835The accounting will be done by AI in a few years bro don't bother
>>541166353this was also the case in most countries here before bolognawhat happened is they basically kept the old way of running it but after year 3 you get the undergrad and you just continue on the same uni if your grades are alright for another 2 years to reach the old total of 5
>>541165232It's not my fault you're a failure anon.
>>541162835I'm 26 in America. All of these are achievable. >college degree in accountingI have it in business admin>carYes>homeYes, Tiny house but its mine with no debt.>friendsYes>girlfriendWife>eventually 3 children2 kids but will have more>being good at boulderingI dont like rock climbing>being good at playing pianoYes>being good at cookingYes, but i only cook 1 pot meals. Wife cooks the rest. You just need to get off your ass and do something. Quit wallowing in self pity. These are hard but attainable.
>>541166842Yeah, that's why i said "then again", i realize my hypocrisy but at least i do something for the city rather than paying a membership to pull levers in a machine that does nothing.I might play as a slave but i certainly don't pay for it
>>541166965Would you trust your accounting to an AI? Even if you never used AI and saw all its "hallucinations" (unpredictable errors) you should know better.
Julius Caesar, in historical terms, was a nobody at 42 when he invaded Gaul, and within a few years became the legend of two thousand years.You can be whatever you want to be in this world.
>>541162835depends on what you mean by "good" at cooking or piano, you'll be able to cook decent meals and play piano but you'll never be a michelin chef or playing in front of people
>>541166001> The system there is less forgiving to untraditional students.Very true, american uni's have way more freedombut also ours is free, so you dont have to have your job finance it
>>541165117>culinary schoolChef should be one of the dishonorable professions, like actor, executioner, or prostituteChefs are not artists. They are servants
>>541167251Ridiculous nonsense. He was born with an ancient and distinguished family name. He already had a distinguished military-political career, by the time he invaded Gaul he was a former Consul of Rome. By any terms he was a big deal.
>>541162835normal age to start caring
All except the bouldering and piano are easy. Even those you may still be able to get to a good amateur level.
>>541167387Big deal in Rome at the time (yes I’m aware of his accomplished consulship, the existence of the triumvirate, his prior career, etc.) but normal people don’t even know what the fuck a consul is. My point stands. The guy went from a nobody IN HISTORICAL TERMS (ie. I understand he was important in his time, but so were a lot of “nobodies” to normal people) to the legend of 2000 years in the course of a few years.
>>541167077At least you get a paper after 3 years, we don't as you need to specify and enlist in something called technical specialty. Many high schools give you one as part of the program but colleges will never give you one despite being qualified for it, that is unless you specifically enlist and pay for it (which is 2x the cost) and you don't have the option to continue after finishing. Also not all colleges, only certain private ones.Our upper-education culture is retarded, it values mindless attendance and yes-man culture rather than knowledge and execution of technique. That's why our academia is filled with perpetual office croonies and our best technicians on the field are dropouts.
>>541167553Yeah but if we're going on normal people they mostly known him for his salad dressing or his pizza joints.
>>541167316>but you'll never be a michelin chefYou need social networking and creativity to be a michelin chef, not kitchen skills or discipline.Poor analogy.
>>541162835Yeah bro I’m all over the place as well got no clue.But don’t give up.It may all fall over in a few years and you’ll be wondering why you even cared about that shit.
>>541164084Bro I’m 29 and still don’t have a career lol.
>>541162835You will not achieve any of that. You can thank jews and women for this.
>>541162835>being positiveGod, what a retard. Midwits can't wait to grunt at the grate of slavery. The best things in life don't come with permission slips, little zoomgroid.
>>541167615>Our upper-education culture is retarded, it values mindless attendance and yes-man culture rather than knowledge and execution of technique. i think its everywhere like this anon, you saw this this week with the world class Cambridge professor who turned out to be a fraudsteracademia is corrupt everywhere, you just have to make the best out of it and once you get a job then never look back
>>541167349Au contraire, chef is one of the most honorable professions, it's just that your country has little regard to them as it has no culture regarding cuisine as an art. Doesn't help nouvelle cuisine did a number on the medium just like modernism did to architecture, that's why many uncultured mutt swine think a chef is just a pretentious guy with a high hat giving orders angrily at servants.A chef, a good one at least, will do whatever it takes to give you good food but will not hear your opinion, an actor/prostitute and an executioner will just follow orders.
Actual advice.Focus on one thing at a time. If you're 26 and haven't done shit with your life, you have demonstrated that you aren't good following through with personal goals. You are setting yourself up for failure if you try to do all this at once.Your #1 priority should be getting a degree, getting a good job, and getting the fuck out of your parent's house. Everything else on your list will be MUCH easier when you have your own space and your own money.
>>541162835>college degree in accountingwho's gonna tell him
>>541165465 >I've made good friends at 31, granted one of them was 19 but come on now. 19 and 31, you guys have almost nothing in common. Those aren't friends and they'll be gone like dust in the wind at the slightest inconvenience. A true friend will visit you in jail, regardless of what you've done.
>>541168066>actual advice>get a degree>translation: kys faggot
>>541167991>little regard to them as it has no culture regarding cuisine as an artNigger, your country's "chefs" sell tacos out of unsensitized carts. How many Michelin stars does Mexico have compared to the US?
>>541168066>getting a good job, and getting the fuck out of your parent's housethis, hell even flipping burgers and having 3 roomates is far far better>>541168098not the case at all, in uni all ages blendin my friend group we had 19 year old and 25 year olds because the goal you are all there for in the same>A true friend will visit you in jail, regardless of what you've done.even for pedophilia and rape? lmao no
>>541162958Getting a gf now is pretty hard. I don’t remember the dating market being this hard 7 years ago. I can land a date time to time, but nothing sticks for whatever reason, just a few dates and they decide I am no good, and it’s on to the next disappointment.
>>541168076outsourcing, insourcing or ai?
>>541166044Kek just wait till you have kids and try to keep up with them when your 40. Ya millennials complaining about joint pain at 36 is cringe if they never did sports or dont raise kids. But this notion you'll be forever young and in good shape because you didn't smoke and you exercise everyday is the same delusion foids have when they're about to hit the wall
>>541168066waste another few years on degree? this nigger needs a certificate and a job
>>541162835Yes. I got my degree at like 25 no shame really. There were some older people and a lot around my age. At 26 youre brain is probably better developed than the fresh out of high school kids anyways so you should do fine. Im 31 now, 2 cars wife. No home yet but that one is easy if both you and your wife work for a few years and suffer a bit. Get to school and find yourself a good girl. Good luck dude.
>>541162835>. I am hitting college this fall. I just want a normal life. Is this still doable at my ageHow do you not view it as a blatant insecurity. Your life is your life. Nobody else gets to experience it. Live it the way you want.
>>541167961>and once you get a jobYou don't get a job, that's the quirkiness of college, you get paid by experience and perhaps a paper but not for the paper itself.That's our conundrum, firms will ask for degree but will pay according to experience, if you have no experience but a good degree you will get paid minimum wage, if you have tons of experience you will get hired as an outsource eventual, 3-month contract and then off you go because you don't have a degree.If you don't have a degree nor experience you might get employed as minimum wage, so what was the point of a degree.And that's why everyone between 18-35 is an Uber/DiDi driver or flipping smash burgers, if woman then putting nails or being a receptionist, or marrying some social networking master if she's cute.>i think its everywhere like this anonBut you need at least a couple of them to do work to justify the subsidies, our local college's physics and mathematics area has around 50 full-time investigators and they haven't released a single fucking paper in 9 years, and have only given support to other areas of the school 3 times since the 2015's report. Meaning they were given investigator status and wage raise but have only worked as part-time professors. I can make it make sense because i know they actually are unionized members affiliated with the federal government's party and are in charge of directing/redirecting union strikes and election processes but come on, sometimes i want to go full McVeight on them but i remember he was also a glowie and not an independent loonie so i settle down.
You can do all of that if you get your shit together.You wont' thou. You just want to be handed success. Like a nigger and women.
>>541168444its genetics, first and foremost, anon, then its your lifestyle. My longevity genetics are top tier and my lifestyle is as well. My father is 60 and and still works construction all day every day and loves it - hes leaner and more muscular than than the vast majority of 20 year olds let alone 30 year olds. Tom Brady was winning superbowls at 40+. You're also saying the exact same thing to me that 30 year olds used to say when I was 20. When I'm 40 someone else will move the goalpost>wait til your 50!
>>541168195>your country's "chefs" sell tacos out of unsensitized cartsAnd many other countries' chefs fold rice and flatbread with their bare hands on a single work table shack, your argument is irrelevant>How many Michelin stars does Mexico have compared to the US?That's the point, social networking and being a jew/golem is more important than knowing how to cook. Look at the popular food categories and prizes in the US, we and south asians always win over your people because you simply don't know how to cook, you don't respect the processes or ideas behind food, you are like abbos burning a bush and eating what falls down except with fancier tools and machines.
>>541162835you can get it all king just keep going
>>541163060Based and the world is vast. Don't fit the mold. It is your life. You are the mold.
>>541162835I had a NEET friend in his mid 30s go through this and find success.26 is no where near too late, you just need to buckle down and actually commit to it.
>>541163869ALL QUIET ON THE FRONTAL LOBE
>>541168098>you guys have almost nothing in commonWe watch the same football matches, drink and eat the same food, lived in the same neighborhood, worked in the same place and consume the same tv shows and games.All superficial but gives place to deeper conversations, i find odd how you cannot see this. That guy would def visit me in jail if i was there, and i would stake my liberty if he was in trouble.>>541168321>not pen-palling your serial rapist friendYou ain't a true one
>>541162835>26>in Austriaall of these are very possible. You're living in one of the top coddling states in the world (which is probably part of the problem)of course nothing of this will happen until you make a first step to everything. buy a keyboard, try following an online recipe, try getting low skill job and so onthey're all first steps to a million step journey. You can't skip it to the finish
>>541168742>compares himself to tom Brady Kek so where's your superb owl rings?
>>541169132are you retarded? How the FUCK was that your takeaway from what I wrote? The point is some people age like shit and some people age much more gracefully due to genetics and lifestyle. Tom Brady was just one well known example. Actually kill yourself
>>541170008You won't know how you will age until it happens. You mentioned your dad at 60 Mine worked as a contractor till he was 70. That life caught up with him at 80. You brought up tom Brady. For all we know hell be a drooling retard in a few years from concussions. You have a foids way of thinking that all you have to do is check off boxes and you'll always be healthy. Life doesnt work that way
>>541162835All of those things. >>541162958Home is still achievable IMO. But there is a question if you actually want to do this, real estate is not necessarily a good investment, it's a lifestyle choice. You could easily own a home out in the sticks, even in Western Europe a lot of these properties are affordable, they're just not near good jobs. >>541166965AI in its current form, based on large language models will never replace human decision making. All white collar fields will get more competitive to some degree, as AI tools may end up allowing individuals to be more productive/take on more clients but AI isn't even a net labor saving technology at this point in most specialized white collar work. It just allows people to run with lazier/sloppier workflows that most clients won't notice until it inevitably breaks something. Then there's a massive investigation that uncovers huge systemic issues across entire timespans of work generated by someone who doesn't even understand their outputs. Seen it play out several times now, both in codebases and in legal/regulatory contexts. It's better than retard/low skill workers but it's not better than an experienced specialist. But it allows low skill people to pretend to be higher skilled than they are, and by the time it's caught they may have years of 'experience'. >>541168342It's not hard, it's just random. I know incels who make six figures and broke ugly fucks who have a broad at all times.
>>541170426>That life caught up with him at 80of course, however when you DON'T work that type of job AND you have the longevity genetics. I said genetics and lifestyle combined. The overarching point is that there are loads of people who are prematurely aging like abject shit and those people are going to be in a world of pain because they already are. I would much rather live youthfully all my life until sudden disaster at 80 versus living in pain already at 30. Not even comparable.
>>541162835>college degree in accountingI started college at 24 (was a zogbot before)>carUsed car, yes>homeI dunno, maybe, I bought my house at 30, but that was like a decade ago. Depends where you live honestly.>friendsLol I am well liked and am active in my community and gym, I don't have any actual friends though and dislike spending time with most people>girlfriendHad SHIT tons at 26, could still pull 20 somethings as a 40 because I look young (often mistaken for 28/29) and stayed really fit.>eventually 3 childrenYes, you can do that still, kids are cheaper than people think, and a stay at home wife is honestly cheaper than a working wife early in the childs life>being good at boulderingI got really into MMA at 25, but was a HS athlete and wrestler, as well as combat arms SOF zogbot, so mileage may vary. Bouldering shouldn't be hard to get into.>being good at playing pianoProbably not super great starting at that age, but I learned guitar at 25ish, am not great and don't even play anymore.>being good at cookingCooking is easy af bro, yes, you can do it at any age.
>>541168621> our local college's physics and mathematics area has around 50 full-time investigators and they haven't released a single fucking paper in 9 years,anon i am sure that without their academic tenure and high paying salary in comparison to the rest of the society of mexico that one paper 9 years ago wouldnt have been possible>But you need at least a couple of them to do work to justify the subsidies,its weird, once you become a professor you are set, the ones doing most the work are the miserable slaves that hope to one day become themselves professors (which they wont because its a nepotism thing)
>>541171617Those retarded academic niggers just make up shit to get grants and never follow through on delivering anything useful anyways. They're all just scared, weak, midwits afraid of being found out.I fucking hate them all and want to adjustment day their asses.t. work in adjacent space
>>541171740>I fucking hate them all and want to adjustment day their asses.amen brothawe need to employ the british tabloid chuddies that wrote all those articles on the cambridge nigga to start uncovering the academic scum that are being state funded
>>541162835At 26 I did not have:>college degree>car>home>friends>eventually 3 children>being good at bouldering>being good at playing piano>being good at cookingI did have:>a gfAt 38 I currently have:>car>home>friends>wife>2 children. May have a 3rd>being good at cookingI do note have:>college degree>being good at bouldering>being good at playing pianoI am ok with not having those. Your most important asset in life is not time, its speed. Stop thinking about things and start doing things. If you don't have speed then you will lose time as a consequence. If you aren't thinking about your future, you will be thinking a lot about your past.
>>541162958>>home >In western nations? Noyou can if you go outside a major city. Probably not your dream home, but it's possible.
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