What are your first orders, Mr. President?
>>541170450publicly execute Erika kirk to send the thots a message
>>541170450Retribution.
>>541170450Nuke israel.
Release the T Virus...on india
>>541170450>your first orderBeer and peanuts.
>>541170450Get me a fucking cheeseburger and a cola
Step 1: Confiscate the wealth of every jew in americaStep 2: Deport them all to IsraelStep 3: >>541170578
>>541170450Arrest the entire previous cabinet.
>>541170450Hold a presidential press briefing with me worshipping the feet of various gorgeous females in my cabinet.
>>541170450Designate Israel as a foreign agent.End all foreign aid End all immigration to America End all H1BsEnd all welfare programs for everyone that's not elderly or disabled.Hire as many ice agents as possible and get to work.And end duel citizenship in government... almost forgot that
>>541170450declare a national emergency, revoke women's rights, put all registered democrats into mandatory labor camps, and deport everyone who's darker than a light beige
>>541170450No more for-profit medicine. The moment Jews see sickness as "value generators" no one actually gets any help that they need.
Cocaine will be legal and cheap nationwide choking out criminal dealers.Drone strike Ilhan Omar, Mamdani and many other criminals.Drone strike all governors who cheated in 2020 and beyond.Public hanging of barak obama for Treason. Week 1
>>541170450make prostitution legal
>>541170450Free hotdogs (cooked on a grill with a wide array of topping selections. Menus to be provided with ordering cards with preprinted return address and postage paid) handed out by USPS directly to your mailbox every 2nd Tuesday and 3rd Thursday of each month.
>>541170450Kill every nigger on the planet
>>541170702Pink nipsPink nips!
>>541170450Admiral, have an Ohio class boomer position itself by the Azores and prepare to send a few Tridents eastward on my order
>>541170698can we vote for this guy
>>541170450Send a trillion dollars to Israel
>>541170817>order 2 cut navy funding in half and bring back privateering
>>541170888DigitsKEK arriveI kneel
>>541170450remigration of muslims, jews, indians and mexicans, the restoration of the original American identity, manifest destiny 2.0
>>541170450More Holocaust museumsMore Holocaust in educationMore Holocaust in mediaMore Holocaust in literatureMore Holocaust in general
>>541170450All jewish blood and sympathizers be deported
>>541170450Execute the president of every college pushing left wing propaganda (so every college) and seize their endowments. Distribute the money to chuds.
>>541170888Checked and based
>>541170450Launch all nukes.
>>541170450Nuke Israel. Make English a mandatory Language qualification for US citizenship. Bring back segregation based off White/Black/Hispanic demographics. Nuke Israel again. Maintain a national population of under 200M. Outlaw single parenting. Citizenship can only be granted to whites, blacks, and Hispanics. Nuke Israel one more time.
>>541170450Formal apology to Europe for Trump. Formal apology to South Korea. Tell KJU to die of a heart attack and that he's a fat fuck. Tell Xi Jinping that America plays by America's rules. Subsequent treaty to open up actual no holds barred free trade with countries that can participate in economic realignment. I want raw materials and supply chains free from Chinese influence. I want South American coastal countries on my side to refuse refueling to Chinese fishing ships. I will order the waters of the Pacific east of Hawaii to be completely off limits to Chinese fishing. We will board, seize, and impound their bunkering and reefer ships. No country that engages in slavery will be permitted to do business with the west. Western friendshoring alliance made up of the EU, NA, Japan, Korea, Australia/NZ, The UK, and any global South country that wants to align with the USA in place of China. We will work to reorder supply chains from raw material procurement and production all the way up to finished products. Investment in diverse industry in areas lost to Chinese oversupply.
>>541170698I'd go visit again if you were president. When I was there years ago with my brother, we rented a car and drove from CA to FL. Only in the tiny towns we wouldn't see "the other people", and the locals were super cool with us. We went to a bar that had a sign "No weapons allowed in the premises" and thought that was the coolest thing in the world. That is what we thought the whole of america would be, but were severely dissappointed, as there is literally more browns there than our town here. We also have more blondes than lots of cities we visited in the US. I wanna go visit a white america, make it happen Mr.Timmothy
>>541170450tax policy that looks like an inverted pyramidsome kind of dead money prevention, like crushing capitol gains tax or slashing income tax in favor of higher transaction taxesuse vat to cripple the parasite marketsmaybe dismantle some of that dystopian shit like patriot or the propaganda actand if i'm not dead from overwork or assassination at that point? suppose i'll give healthcare a go, maybe obama was a pussy and it's not actually that hard? lol
>>541170888check'dalso>only a trillion dollarsfilthy moderate
>>541170450Nuke Israel
I would legalize anime.
>>541171110Why is this child wearing a military hat?Some sort of a school play?
>>541171110Looks like a member of the Hitler Youth
>>541171051wait whathow the fuck is that not a requirementdon't you have a history and culture exam?naturalization testwhatever it's called
>>541170450mass deportations, securing the usd, reindustrialization, massive cuts to social benefits/welfare/snap/etc, redirecting funding to infrastructure
>>541170450Pull out of Iran.
>>541170450>Deport all spics to Mexico>Done, Mr. President>Deport all niggers to Africa>Done, Mr. President>So you mean to tell me that all the niggers and spics are out of America?>Yes, Mr. President>I’ll have a Coke, then
>>541170450Giving Trans more rights
Change nothingLet nobody know I am rulerEnjoy knowing I am
>>541170450Complete, total and irreversible disengagement from all things israel, effective immediately. Executive orders banning forced male genital mutilation
NI
>>541170698Anon 2028!!!
>>541171233If you want to immigrate "the right way" then yes there's all these tests and shit. If you just wanna live in Murrica, simply get knocked up and shit your goblin out in a US hospital and BAM! Instant anchor baby.
>>541170698I would also add things like:>Void the national debt>Withdraw troops and shutter all bases in the Middle East>Set up a no fly zone around western bordering countries, with shoot to kill orders.>Establish a naval blockade around all the Middle East with shoot to kill orders.>Release a statement that the U.S. will only act in a defensive capacity to prevent Middle Eastern brother wars from spilling over into neighboring western nations.>Let the Middle East have their king of the desert battle Royale.>Set up trade agreements with the winner.
>>541170450Ban usury.
>>541170450Point all nukes to Israel, the five eyes and USA.Launch them.Destroy the demonic angloyid, save the world.
>>5411704501) End dual citizenship 2) Declare Israel a rogue nuclear state 3) Prosecute AIPAC under RICO4) Implement Georgism 5) End income tax 6) Legalize home distillation 7) Begin dismantling the NFA8) Legalize weed, MDMA & psychedelics9) Direct DARPA to create a low-cost drone program.10) Start a small modular reactor & geothermal commission to encourage research, give Grants and award contracts to cheap and mass market friendly solutions 11) Create an agency tasked with evaluating the safety and cleanliness of game animals in a speedy manner so wild pork & lionfish can make it onto plates fast nationwide 12) Nationalize OpenAI and Anthropic & release the full models
>>541170888Based
>>541171214>>541171223speaking of hitler youth, found this a few days ago in my dead grandpa's box of things. grandma said he took it back from an english guy (my grandpa was german), and it still has someone's dry blood on it. just thought you guys would appreciate some real piece of history i got
>>541170450send every federal agency to harass my dickbag neighbor that called the city on me for not mowing my lawn one week I was on overtime
>>541170450Mass deportations of all non-whites, confiscation of property from Jews, occupation of oil wells in Arabia.
>>541170450 Ask everyone the same two questions1. What socials are you on2. Whats the title of the last book you finished readingYou literally wont be able to build the please face the wall now walls fast enough
>>541170450Nuke Israel, nuke all muslims, segregate the US from the rest of the world, kill all the illegals.you know you're strong enough to do it, but you choose not to.
>>541170450I declare Trump god emperor
>>541170502Immediately impeached for high crimes>>541170578Joint chiefs refuse, federal judge blocks the order>>541170653Federal judge blocks executive order, congress launches investigation into your DOJ and demands the AG's resignation>>541170667Same as above>>541170668Opposition uses this as ammunition for entire first term>>541170698>Designate Israel as a foreign agent.I think you meant AIPAC. AIPAC begins lobbying under a new name>End all foreign aid>End all immigration to AmericaEnd all H1Bs>End all welfare programs for everyone that's not elderly or disabled.>And end duel citizenship in government... almost forgot thatfederal judge blocks EO, foreign aid, immigration, welfare, dual citizenship in government and H1B continues during appeals to SCOTUS.
>>541170450>Resigns immediately
>>541170711>No more for-profit medicine.Endless negotiation with pharmaceutical companies and congress. Eventually your plan is manipulated into taxpayers giving big pharma even more profits. You're left with the choice of polishing this turd and selling it to the American public or not following through with the campaign promise.>>541170768>Cocaine will be legal and cheap nationwide choking out criminal dealers.States make acquiring state sanctioned cocaine impossible through regulations.>Drone strike Ilhan Omar, Mamdani and many other criminals.Drone strike all governors who cheated in 2020 and beyond.Public hanging of barak obama for Treason. Week 1Military blows the whistle on your plans and you are impeached.>>541170785States make access to prostitutes impossible, forces prostitutes to get licenses that are impossible to acquire. Arrests pimps and Johns and hookers for unlicensed prostitution.>>541170797Your opposition throws a fit over this being so fiscally irresponsible. These hot dogs aren't free! Approval rating drops among non-enjoyers of hot-dogs.>>541170813Military and police resign en masse and riots erupt around the country. Impeached to restore stability.
>coat all of our nukes with cobalt and blow Israel up with them
Free pussy for every male 18 and up
>>541172057I assassinate the federal judges and blame the killings on jewish extremism. You aren't getting out of this, and I'm better at this than you are.
>>541170450Secret underground death mat best between secret service members.The first rule of secret service fight club is: Protect the PresidentThe second rule of secret service fight club is: Don't talk about secret service fight club.
kill
>>541170450Legalize prostitution and cocaine on a federal level. after that? bang a fuck ton of hooker while im snortin kilos
>>541172203For much of this, it's how it's accomplished. In order for you to be successful it would need to happen slowly and clandestinely. Probably, by your DOJ framing the Jews which results in legal precedent for seizing their assets.
>>541170450eliminate juiceeliminate illegalsdeclare op is a fagmake cat girls real
>>541170450Raise the age of consent to 25 years old
>>541170450Nuke France
>>541170450make a list with all glowniggers, declare martian law and use the army to execute every single one of them
>>541172407>legal precedentNo need. The legal precedent is treason, and the evidence of treason will be determined by their digital footprints. Once Israel is declared a hostile rogue nuclear terrorist state - which it is - any and all support given to them by American jews on the internet will be used as grounds for the confiscation of their wealth, their imprisonment and subsequent deportation. They built a monster and I intend to use it against them.
>>541170450
>>541170450Marco, Hegseth, Vance, Miller and Trump up against the wall on national TV
>>541170450Demolish the ivy leagues
>>541170450Accepting money from superpacs that include contributions from foreign nationals as campaign funding now counts as being party to espionage. Acts to intentionally hide such money being sourced this way is also espionage. Super pacs that refuse to disclose their full and unredacted list of donors prior to the election are presumed to be in violation of this rule until proven otherwise. Starting with the next election cycle, any elected official found taking money from such sources WILL be removed from office by federal agents until such time as they can stand trial and a ruling can be made, immediately triggering a special election to fill their now vacant spot.
>>541170785Can't be called the land of the free without this. And if the state is gonna subsidize businesses, start with strip clubs and the adult industry
>>541170450>Silicon ValleyNuked>Austin, TexasNuked>IsraelNuked and renuked>Wall StreetFirebombed>WomenAre property again>UsuryPunishable by death>OutsourcingPunishable with life in prison>IndiansDeported to Pakistan>SomaliansDeported to Pakistan>PakisDeported to India>H1B programCurrent rules actually enforced this time, no eligibility for any country south of the Himalayas, with an exception made for Vietnam because viets are funny and I like them.These are simply my day 1 orders.
>>541170450Stalin style great purge. A lot of powerful people and basically every single politician is getting purged.
i would nuke every american/israeli city and also russia, africa, india and pakistan all ordered by most population
>>541171707"End dual Citizenship" is the most gay thing ever.Only poorfags seethe about dual citizens
>>541173120A funnier answer would be nationalization rather than subsidy. Imagine brothels that are run by the states, like ABC stores or other state-level alcohol shops, where the government has to mandate that everything is up to code and the money paid into them mostly just feeds directly into taxes. Not simply licensed or endorsed, but outright run as a government service.
>>541170450My goal is to get people more independent, so they so they stop being exploited. The purpose of centralized power, in my mind, is to increase economic efficiency and also seperately to reduce dependence on centralized power . Exploitative businesses would naturally collapse, if people had enough leverage to simply walk away. Citizens should ideally know how to farm, cook, clean, pretty much do everything possible themselves, and simply choose not to, so that whatever they do for work is voluntary and extra. A universal basic income would not accomplish this long term. People would just become dependant on it and then get exploited by the government instead of corperations. Taxpayer money should be spent on rewarding people for learning basic electrical skills, basic plumbing skills, basic car skills, basic cooking skills, basic farming skills ect... and then it should be spent also on producing long lasting and reusable goods that otherwise wouldn't be able to compete. For example, if we had a single mass produced low tech car that is open to the public, cheap, and built to last and repair without any proprietary computer chips inside it, then cars would be much better right now since who tf wants to willingly buy a car that spies on you and breaks down if you don't pay for its subscription service?For all basic products that people need to live, there should be a single subsidized corperation outside of competeition that makes a "stock"/default product that is built to last and to reuse and gurentee the market is not exploiting the consumers.Good idea? Bad idea? I just pulled it out of my ass.
>>541170450Execute all who make 1 pbtid slop threads on /pol/
>>541172833Well done
>>541173278Arguably is a defensive measure for a modern democracy. If you allow dual citizens, it creates a vector for foreign powers to infiltrate and influence your institutions in ways that would be illegal for a foreign national to do. This restriction was baked into the country from the start, including stuff like a woman who was a US citizen marrying a foreigner losing her US citizenship as a result so that she may not be used as a tool of disloyalty by her husband. Indeed, Dual Citizenship was impossible in America until only fairly recently, becoming legally recognized in the 1970s. Getting rid of it would not be that difficult, just messy.
>>541170797>Twosday >ThirdsdaySmall "heh"
>>541172092Okay. I'll start with culling all Jews like you, then all these policy changes will work.
>>541170450shadowpresident.webm
>>541173520Thank you.
>>541170450$12 billion investment in Raising Cane's
>>541170450We're going to be testing who has the real authority to launch nukes by launching at some key targets.First is Israel.Then Brussels, then every major EU country.Then Saudis.And somewhere in between the chaos sneak a few nukes onto Washington, FBI and CIA HQs, Pentagon, and Silicon Valley.Open to other suggestions.
Offer a reward for each and every single thing that has anything to do with Donald Trump and burn it up so he's forgotten.
Samara Weaving needs to be deported to my bedroom wearing an Emma Frost Costume.
>>541170450>What are your first orders, Mr. President?- Start doing a lot of business with Russia, lift all the sanctions.- Nuke Ukraine to erase that shit stain from the face of the Earth.- Make Canada, Europe, Australia submissive bitches of the USA.- Bring back Steve Rogers into MCU instead of that nigger.- Rebuild the ballroom in the White House.- Invade Iran.- Expand the legal power of ICE.- Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.- Defund USAID.
>>541172907MAGA storms the WH. Get in gun fight with SS. You are evacuated. Opposition ridicules you for being driven out of your own house. You become the president with most assassination attempts in history. Eventually, you're taken out by a MAGA loyalist within the federal government.
>>541174073Mr. Trump?
>>541173339The govt would fuck it up somehow, lets leave it to the people!
>>541170450pay reparations to all niggers so they can live like kangzgive absolute control over the military to israelremove all regulations and recategorize weekends as work days
>>541173689I'm just trying to get everyone to understand that the executive's power is limited. If your first step as president isn't a military coup of the federal government 95% of the actions suggested are outside of the scope of the president's power. There's also how the opposition reacts even when a president does something within his power. State governments can nullify federal power with clever legislation without violating the supremacy clause of the constitution.
>>541170502fpbp
>>541171110no jungle niggers, sorry. stay in your favela.
>>541170450>What are your first orders, Mr. President?Nuke israel.Don't stop until we're out of nukes.
>>541170888thats a time-honored american tradition, especially if youre republican
Pull out of any dealings with Israel or the Middle East in general and try to establish better relations with Russia and China and go from there. Let the towel heads and the Jews blow each other up. Start looking into mining and oil pumping possibilities in Alaska.
>>541170450>immediately issue national emergency and capital punishment forgoing military tribunal.>recall all military and take direct control>issue the first series of my future orders, first being to burn down the federal reserve and hang all involved>before finishing the sentence a random jewish government agent blows my brains out>50 years later I am in coloring books for the nu-american brown majority about freeing niggers and no one knows why I was assassinatedAh, such is the life
>>541174736oh, don't you worry Paco Johnson, i'm very comfortable here, not having to look at a nog or a mexican every time i'm outside my house lol
>>541170450No pussy, no work. Men that don't get pussy get $7000 a month checks to retire and play vidya. Chad and Kyle have to go to their stupid ass job and forklift drive lololol.
>>541170450Total purge of commies. Liquidate their assets. Slaughter them and encourage everyone to turn in their local tankie. After all is done. Give all that money to israel.
>>541170667They all have pardons fool.
Everyone start cranking me off.
>>541170450I WOULD ELIMINATE ALL MAGA FAGGOTS
>>541170450Nuke Tel Aviv
>>541170450immediately tax the jew 90% on everything they make.
Start the largest war possible then kill myself like Hitler
>>541170450Give me all of your daughters. Now.
>>541170450Black people are to be deported to Liberia, where we will install Barack Obama as president and do a Haavara-style agreement liquidating their US assets in exchange for goods to be sold in Liberia. Their citizenship will be revoked, including Mr. Obama’s, and no visa agreement is to be made with Liberia. Any existing agreements are void. Same bill creates an Illegal Immigration Enforcement Agency that either deports or summarily executes illegals found in the country. H1B and all related programs like OPT terminated and current holders deported. The Chinese Exclusion Act returns but also excludes India. CIA and FBI employees forced to give up citizenship and deported to Madagascar, where a Special Operations group just executes them; we’ll cover that up like they used to. Then on to regulating derivatives and driving down asset prices so we can smoke out the Jews and send them back to Israel. Then just allow the Arabs to invade Israel and massacre the Jews in exchange for the Al Aqsa mosque, which we then turn back into a Christian church. That’s just my first set of directives; you wish I was World Dictator!!!
>>5411704501. Deport all jews to Israel 2. Firebomb Israel3. Deport all the other shitskins4. Build big ass border walls with machine guns and cannons on them
Pretend I have Alzheimer's
>>541170450America First, but without either sides fucking idiotic financial vampire bullshit.>Recall majority of non-essential bases in the eastern hemisphere and stop committing resources to their affairs as climate collapse wipes out the majority of the third world anyway>Recall ICE, National Guard, Volunteer Forces and reform them into an American Defense Force. These forces will then be tasked with administering and adjudicating the new Immigration process, which will result in a committed term of service under the ADF until Citizenship is earned.>This new Force will be tasked not just with Immigrants, but with new 2-Year Mandatory Training in order to teach all American Citizens the value of discipline, effort, working together to achieve mutual goals, and supporting the Nation as it rebuilds. These forces will also be tasked with the revitalization and construction of American Infrastructure in the wake of new disasters and limited resources.>We will Unify this hemisphere under our leadership and the new policy as a tool. We will finally integrate Nation States in a way that supports instead of oppresses them>We will then be tasked with purging the Financial class and those that lead us down this road. Every Politician, Board Member, CEO, Billionaire, and Financial better will be executed according to their faith along the Interstate, a lesson to the greedy that making the Americans they stand on suffer will never happen again>lol, carpet bomb israel and India in Nukes
>>541170888Insanely based
>>541170450Pardon Michael Cohen.
>>541170450THE DIET COKE BUTTON IS NOW A DR. PEPPER DELUGE
>>541172057>federal judgeWe just send that same death squad and whoops! Finger slipped! Looks like the incoming judge rescinded the order and now three nukes are dropping on Tel Aviv instead.
>>541170450Whatever the people in charge tell me to do, of course. It's a ceremonial position, nothing with real power.
My first executive order:'LET IT BURN'
>>541171336Forgot Poopjeets Saint
I pardon every nigger in federal prison, give them a gun then bus them to the gated communities where democrat senators live while ordering the military to surround them and let no one out. Let nature take it's course.
>>541170450Push the big red race war button
Declare a national emergency and crush the courts and congress. Then nothing will stand in my way.
>>541170450I want a harem of lolis from every corner of the earth except Africa cause black skin is ugly and big nose, lips are chimp looking
>>541170450declaration of enemies foreign and domestic, all nonwhite men, and any women who arent married to or slaves of white men.they will unilaterally have all rights taken and are cattle. anything can be done to them without persecution until the threat has been eliminated.
>>541170450TND
>>541170450Round up jews, confiscate their belongings, send them to israhell.Deport jeets.Repatriate niggers.End the federal reserve.Round up every legislator who voted for the patriot act or it's extensions; execute them.Disband, decharter, do away with the FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, and IRS.Declassify all documents related to aliens, alien tech, and UFOs.Pardon Luigi and put him in charge of the FDA.But, mostly, round up jews.
>>541170450First order is Let that “Sink” in
>>541170698>Hire as many ice agents as possible and get to work.Allow any patriotic American with a rifle and will to patrol the border and shoot anyone trying to cross. To our side. Anyone trying to cross into Mexico or Canada is welcome to do so.Allowing ICE to summarily execute illegals and put their heads on pikes would probably be good policy also.
>>541171233>don't you have a history and culture exam?Yes, but these days it's just knowing the McDonald's menu.
>>541174663Executive power WAS limited. All you need to do is bribe a pet nigger in the SCOTUS and you have 0 limitations and consequences.
>>541171261>securing the usdNESSARA/GESSARA
>>541170450I Nuke All of North America.
>>541170450Legalize weed and use the taxes to fund student debt relief.
>>541182981Also known as the NANA Option.I ensure that a NANA-NANA type vocal plays through-out
>>541172092Found the kike.
>>541170450Every woman must wear tiny miniskirts. Even the ugly, the fat, and the elderly ones.
>>541170502Like imagine being a ghost and watching your wife immediately move on.
>>541170450Nuke Israel, Liberate Europe, Deport all Brownoids to Madagascar.
>>541174073>Start doing a lot of business with RussiaCheap ammo again?
>>541175655The only anon that gets it, being president serves jack shit under zog>>541170450I'll start by being the most milquetoast boomer faggot possible doing what i'm told by the greatest ally... but secretly i will found an independent org by recruiting trusted individuals in keys positions in all institutions, if i manage to get to the end of my mandate unnoticed i will pull the rug, make a coup, start an order 66 to eliminate immediately all zog agents in one go, revoke citizenship to all jews on national soil, declare them enemies licensing everyone in killing them on sight and deploy the military on any underground/cave system known to clean them up. At that point alea iacta est, it's their head or mine, at worst i will get in the history book as the new austrian painter ultimate evil.
>>541170450Release the file-...*double headshot suicide noises*
Use special forces, missles, and in-country sabotage from troops deployed there to destroy all of Israel’s nukes and nuclear materials while still pretending to be their friends. Then completely politically and economically isolate them after deporting all Jews to Israel
>>541170450dig trench in the north and southern borders.let the trenches convert into moat/riversimport crocodiles to swim in the southern trench and fill the northern trench with piranahs.round up every american into the appalachia mountains, and seal them inhave them fight until the population is reduced into a quarter (or less)the survivors will then be taken out and given extra training, having survived the trial by fire.force the battle hardened survivors to live as nomads, patroling the borders of the US.from time to time being sent to canada or mexico to demand tribute and establish colonies, slowly expanding our empire.any country that resists will be fully purged, with no survivors.i will make the viltrumite world real
The easiest thing for the president to do is to stop protecting Israel at the UN with the security council veto
>>541170450Deport all non-white people and all DSA members.
>>541170450I'd just develop new cities on federal lands
>>541170578Tpbp
>>541170450If I'm president of America, let's see-start a pointless war-pledge 500 billion in arms to Israel-raise the debt ceiling-give my friends a tax break-fuck an intern-pardon my fuck up son-implode relations with europe
>>541185699never gonna happenthe masons already stole your inheritance and gave it to israel.you still have something left, which israel is unwilling and incapable of taking by force, but you dont know what it is (or have unwittingly rejected it)so until the day you grasp it, you will continue on this downward spiral.>>541185753this, but deport all whites and conservatives to israel instead
>>541170450Hang every redhat.
An execurive order to peepeepoopoo
>>541185918>If I'm president of America, let's see>-start a pointless war>-pledge 500 billion in arms to Israel>-raise the debt ceiling>-give my friends a tax break>-fuck an intern>-pardon my fuck up son>-implode relations with europei recognize these talking points, are you a jeet?but you forgot one crucial part to your plan, supporting Israel, you're not going to be president ranshjet
>>541170578>what is Samsung optionThough their nonexisting spicy kosher salamis can't reach US soil yet, so only euro LGTV countries are going to be btfo-d.
>>541170450kill all israelis and nuke israel
>>541170450Exhaust the entire US nuclear arsenal on Massachusetts
>>541170450I would replace the national anthem with "walk it out" by dj unc
>>541186157bass boosted version, i mean
>>541170450Uh expulsion of all kikes
>>541185981fedora users? why?i'm more of an Archlinux (btw) user myself, but that doesn't mean we should kill fedora users, that's not part of the ubuntu way, ubuntu means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
>>541186109Yep definitely a jeet. Good catch burger. You caught that street shitter I tell you what. There's no doubt about that American intelligence I've heard so lauded.
>>541173381I like it, but rather than nationalizing stuff, hold a national competition to, for example, produce the best, longest lasting car for working class people and reward the company that does the best, but in return for that major award, they must let the other companies use their innovations. Have the competition every 4 years for each industry but stagger them so one year is cars, the next year is electronics, the next year is guns and the next year is construction. Something like that.
>>541186483its talking to me
>>541185981>>541186215This is what identity politics does to open source projects.Bill Gates is sure laughing in his room while foss projects are getting dismantled or even integrated into Windows itself, one rustified project or troonified distro at a time.
