What's your definition of a traditional girlfriend?
>>541173253A girl with a feminine penis
>>541173253>girlfriend>traditional
>>541173253Didn't fuck niggers (yet). But I guess that's already too much to ask for in 2k26.
>>541173253a girl with a vagina
>>541173253OPOwO
>>541173333
Goes to synagogue on saturdays, lights sabbath candles, wears dress longer than her knees, doesnt have sex with gentiles
>>541173253How's israel doing?
>>541173253A girlfriend with a kid from a previous relationship who has fucked 50+ guys and has face piercings but she has a bible verse tattoo on the bottom of her wrists where she can never really get a good view of it to actually read it to herself so I know she's serious about wanting to settle down and leave her life of sin behind for good.
>>54117325316
>>541173253The prerequisite to the track "remember when" by Alan Jackson, of course.
>>541173253Shut the fuck up bitch
>>541173253A realistic definition nowadays would be:>less than 10 sexual partners (includes blowjobs and handjobs). >no children>no history of cheatingYou cannot find a girl of legal age more "trad" than this. If you think you did, you are being lied to.
The girl reading this
>>541173253I had one until she ran off with a lesbian true story.
>>541173253a debt-free virgin
>>541173253>What's your definition of a traditional girlfriend?one that dies during childbirth.
>>541173692I know. you think "She's the one". But things just don't take off, you know? Then you find out she's Jewish and into witchcraft. or then you found out she married a cockold to pay th bills and has sex parties. or Then you find out she has a wife now. Should have gone with the italian catholic girl. But that didn't take off either, she was just angry with me for some reason. I think the "catholic" slut I knew lied and said I was gay
>>541173253A girl who can give birth to youngling's and who loves me a very but much.I know it's asking too much....
>>541173605A realistic definition nowadays would be: >>1. less than 10 sexual partners> (includes blowjobs and handjobs).>>2. no children>>3. no history of cheating or multiple divorces.Adding to this list. >4. Not brainwashed by Feminism, or has enough brains to not believe feminists and their misandry crap >5. Doesn't believe in Feminist brainwashing of western women, "I don't cook and don't clean".>6. Understands that being a whore is not a phase, it's permanent>7. Understands that she needs to worship her man / husbandAbsolute majority of western women aren't fit
>>541173253>your definition of a traditional girlfriend
>>541173253>virgin>under 25 bmi>no tattoos>capable of at least cooking meat and potatoes >doesnt leave random shit everywhere
>>541173253One that doesn’t actually want to whore herself to the entire neighborhood and likes you
>>541173253step 1: never use social media, never have
>>541173253the opposite of your mom
>>541173728oh oh slow down with the antisemcitc slurs here!
>>541173253Stone age traditional. I bop her on the head with a club and drag her smiling back to the cave for ooga booga. Retvrn.
>>541173253Small uncut pp, cute little cup cake titties.
>>541173358Gross
