>Wives furious after renaming to old Ardy tales https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg15x0yeeyo>Braverman:We will make no deals with Restore or Tories https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/08/20/suella-braverman-no-deals-reform-uk-restore-conservatives/>Banned driver who stole Maserati and killed pensioner in horror crash jailedhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2241211/banned-driver-stolen-car-killed-john-bell>Met Police officer sacked after liking ‘disgusting’ antisemitic postshttps://www.thejc.com/news/uk/met-police-officer-sacked-disgusting-antisemitic-posts-jo78cwge>Man calls 999 demanding Tesco refund for alcohol-free gin as police release bizarre audiohttps://www.gbnews.com/news/hertfordshire-news-police-tesco-gin-audio
first for
Cauldron gave me a failing grade in social work.
>>541185020Does anyone here live in Rutland?
>Black DEI hire and Cambridge professor gets exposed for plagiarism and having a made up life story, sics the police on critics and claims that white supremacists came to his house and left a pig’s head on his doorstep>Jewish race scientist calls him out and exposes his lies until he’s forced to commit suicide in disgrace>transgender gynecologist and Green Party leader suspends Jewish race scientists professorship in responseWhat in God’s name is happening in the UK?
>>541185052What’s the best lubricant to fuck goats? Saliva?
Weather is improving.
>>541185246really nice bit of consistent short showers, perfect
>>541185104I failed him in archeological ancient history way back when and he's had it in for his students ever since.
>>541185246No need for AC anymore?
>>541185020Do bongs really?
>>541185173we don't know, they won't tell uswould be nice to have a factual breakdown of his claims vs reality, but everyone is happy to go along with mythical social media nonsense. I'm out. I don't even care any more
>>541185387We survived without it.
>>541185387Jews invented AC to control global temperatures
>>541185173>What in God’s name is happening in the UK?Your perfectly tailored reality is crumbling. It turns out it’s not “da joooz”, but your Epstein class (pic) who are raping you mercilessly.
>>541185173>transgender gynecologist and Green Party leader suspends Jewish race scientists professorship in responseI think that was in Belgium.
>>541185559>>541185435Kek. I'll have new memes ready for next summer.
i also straight up did gfs mastersdidn't attend any lecturesdidn't know the course contentjust fucking spat straight bullshit for 12k words and qualified
>>541185559remember the 'hole i the ozone layer'? Those 'forever chemicals' that would take 500 years to break down? Yeah, a psyop to dethrone DuPont. Thanks for playing kids.
>>541185411White people don't use disposable BBQs.
>>541185173Cofnas is a yank at a belgian uni
>>541185689shut the fuck up you cunt
>>541185573sum finna Epsteinocracy or sum sheeit? sheeeeeeit
I'm 100% gay and im just wondering like why would you fuck a woman who probably has bpd and will stab you in your sleep...unless your making babies you might as well fuck a trans guy, and some of them are good looking let me tell you.... plus anal is better!
>>541185721you sound jeakous
>>541185653Keep an eye on winter. We'll likely see fuel shortages and power cuts, and the government running campaigns telling people to light candles to stay warm.
>>541185703There's fuck all to burn here. We don't have wild fires like they do in Canada and the States, just a couple of fields and a bit of shrubs go up
>>541185769>>541185789you sound glowniggerlicious
>Hobbit postingcringe and gay
>>541185804My point still stands.
>>541185697>psyop to dethrone DuPontI thought it’s other way around, a psyop to keep dupont on the throne.
>>541185804and the odd hindu wedding
>>541185828atleast a nigga can question my doughnut but wid you your doughnut aint even within the realm of question cos u a fat ass nigga
>>541185828-licious suffix man wtf? you a fag or something?
>>541185867one or the other, point is it was some made up bullshit, just like all the other bullshit
>>541185867It is the other way around. Dupont was about to lose their patent so they had to switch to a new refrigerant (which had a fresh patent) while ensuring no one could use the last one.
>>541185792>candles You’ll be praying for Schrödinger’s ayatollah that he’s alive. That’ll heat you up. Kek
>>541185935Jamaalicious Johnson?
>>541185988Yeah, exactly. That’s what I heard too.
>>541185792Crackin'.
whats the incentive for being sober in the westif i was chinese i could see being sober as something that might hold weightbut in the west it's like there's nothing
>>541186161there are commercial incentives to *not* be sober in fact. I perform my tasks optimally off my face on coke
>>541186076>>541185988>>541185867some yankoloid jew bots start muddying the waters, bit sus really
>>541186161shut the fuck up you cunt
>>541186161I thought most chinks cant metabolise alcohol
>>541186269doesn't really answer the question at all though does it
>>541186161>whats the incentive for being sober in the westStay sober to savor good vidya.
>>541186310shut the fuck up you fucking cunt
>>541186301they get red cheeks and it's cutegf is allergic to booze and cigs which is quite poeticalso get thismy g shock watch i recently lost the start buttonso i'm walking around with a watch with no start buttonhow delicious is that
>>541186372>what'll it be geez?
>>541186161You are extremely boring.
>>541185177
>>541186364>neet>no start buttonyou dont say
>>541186442i find him really funny
>6 years 9 months
>>541186510>beach toiletthe sea?
>>541186330>>541186349https://youtu.be/0fshwGqwFik?t=446
cauyldy's one of the most interesting posters desu most of you are so generic
>>541186247>muddying the waters,Nigel you good? You’re seeing things.
>>541186537Builders bog
>>541186537Any beach can be a toilet if you let enough brown people into your country
>>541185020> Met Police officer sacked after liking ‘disgusting’ antisemitic postsCan I get a QRD on this please?I don’t give the lugenpresse any clicks. Thanks
>>541186453>kill a farm animal in ways that are cruelnot even a fucking meme at this point
>>541186364serenade us with an epic poem about rorke's drift
>>541186612so when was the last time you heard the media talk about the 'hole in the ozone layer'?
>>541186646i'm too drunk to be honest let me think about it
>>541186620the QRD is that being antisemitic isn't actually a crime, but they will do all they can to convince you otherwise
>>541186453Lmao, is this real? Do they really hand out leaflets like these?
grok give me a serenading poem about rogers drift
>>541186679do what that other lad said, 3 days soberim done for tonight, losing it>>541186705yeah
>>541185573> it’s not “da joooz”>it’s just Epstein, the jew, and his jewish mossad handlers Brilliant. And only filthy fucking jews — like you — write it out as “joooz.” It’s jews, as in you and your parasitic kind
>>541186759i'll probably be sober tomorrow and on sunday to get my small amount of moneywell maybe not tomorrowbut deffo atleast part of sunday
>>541186659I don’t know, maybe a couple decades ago.
>>541186621Apparently 70% of the lamb is this country is halal.Seems a little overrepresented, dunnit.
>>541185792should buy some deens while you still can lad fr
>>541186828champion, don't forget Sunday is funday, I'll not hear a word of this "part" of Sunday malarky.
>>541186759>it’s realKek. Do they have any leaflets targeting jeets, saying it’s not healthy to eat cow shit or something?
>>541186620
tokyo drift and rorke drift would be the premiseit would be like i was speaking about racing subarus and mitsubishis but it was shooting africans
https://youtu.be/SIJ2VStbSBI
>>541185435>i lived in a very hot country with high humdity and didn't die therefore i don't need ACNiggers don't need AC either
>>541186813You’re right. It’s da joooz.
>>541186916i need to go to work sunday morning
>>541186858I've got some tins of tuna.
>>541186004This is the gayest “meme” I’ve ever seen. Congrats
>>541187004All right, mate, no need to brag on an anonymous messageboard ffs
>>541185870How Dare You!
>>541186989i'm.....so sorry
>>541186364>gshockPatrician
>>541187052>I love iTrannies Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5aF9hmnTxs&li am a real person
>>541186310He's right tho
>>541186947eating/drinking cow poop and cow piss is the past time of fringe weirdos. The vast majority of jeets don't, but india is the current wave of /pol/ zoomies' special interest so they hyperfocus on it.I don't know about other people in this thread but I've always had jeet friends and they're pretty sound. As the meme goes, pakis on the other hand.... well.
>>541186973you realise denial isn't working anymore right, like everybody knows
>>541187138shut the fuck up you cunt
>>541187141don't get wide
>>541187182i literally do not care i have posted tens of thousands of times and received comments like this tens of thousands of timesi literally do not care
>>541187143>im not like the othersyou just outed yourself you filthy jeet. Lmao
>>541186080once the Oil goes or China stops using their reserves the entire planet will heal
>>541187234Shall we try something you've never heard?Can you smell my willy for me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HgJIAUtICU
>>541187155Yeah dude. It’s da jooz.
>>541185697No ones playing anything you worthless gimp.The turn of phrase exists si slomosexuals like yourself can be performatively upset for attention seeking purposes but still very clear that youre actively supporting the reasons behind it.Embarassing.
>>541187234hmm what if I appeared as your most respected mentor and said "I am not angry, just disappointed..."
>>541187287why does your willy need smelling and why is it only me that can do it
>>541187265I'm only 7/8ths Indian bro that's basically white. I'm brahmin you benchod
>>541187334i don't have a mentor
Strange word choice
>>541187339>he’s not denying itLMAO
>>541187380>killedFucking far-right water.
>>541187192I'm a little bit uh, a bit ah, some of this, un peu de ça.Did you call my pint a slag?
>>541187338There are reasonshttps://youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM
>>541187364What about the people that pay you to shitpost here ... wouldnt that count as mentoring of sorts?
>>541187364well therein lies your problem. am i getting you mixed up with another poster aren't you a Christian? i'm probably getting you mixxed up (im drunk)
>>541187380>>541187408The water is Israeli
>>541187408need pamplets and emergency broadcasts telling nubrits that the water is racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5tQKM9qvkthe oppresive closeness of this video is how i feel
>>541187432We all is. I just woke up and my Mrs isn't mad at me - I haven't a clue what's going on
>>541187436Nah ... no one in our "far right" media is making a smirking, hand rubbing, 38IQ doublespeak defence for it.
>>541187432I was a catholic I still believe in godbut i want nothing to do with jesus or the jews and i don't think god has anything to do with the jewsand the fact that was even in question is disgusting to me
>>541187468i dont listen to chink slop - i believe your gf has indoctrinated you. heil mao and al that>>541187489dont be mean to him old man
>>541187388Are you retarded?
Sure are a lot of filtered posts
>>541187408It is water's inherent racist property to wash away black and brown stains.
>>541187535she's goneshe's gone the last 2 daysnot living with me at the moment
>>541187300yes jude it is the jews
>>541187572this is something you shouldn't discuss in public with your enemies lurking though I would love to talk with you about it
>>541187541You’re brown dude. Big yikes.
>>541187600Definitely, it’s da joooz.
>>541187654i feel more comfortable in environments where i'm hatedalso i know where she's gone because my dad texted me
>>541187436Think about itThe water freezesWhat does it become?An ice-BERG
>>541186973Yes. It is the jews. You jews are disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HnLRrQ3RS
>>541187733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HnLRrQ3RS4
>>541187572I didn't know, serious.I fell asleep must have been 2 hours.I got away with it.
>>541187701ok my friend, if that's your insistence, what's the situation give me a quick rundown?
>>541187715OYYYYYYYYREMEMBER THE SIX MILLION ICEBERGS GOYTHE ICE CAPS MELTING ARE ANUDDAH SHOAH
>>541187774my gf has gone back to my family home to get a break from me
>>541187130> I love iTranniesWho are you quoting, rabbi?
>>541187717Indeed. It has to be da joooz.
>>541187873Brutal bootmogging, Charles will never recover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_B_ItLJ-cc
>>541187701you're not hated anywhere btw, the love of me and my friends who know you, and you know them outweighs the infinitesimally small hate of your average nomark brincel
>>541187466make it laminated
>>541187866Your “influencer” Cucker Tarlson. Kek
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c629y0kx8gyo>A six-year-old girl has died in hospital after getting into difficulty in the sea off Shoreham in West Sussex, in an incident which also killed her father, mother and sister.Based English Channel.
>>541187660ok
>>541187941i know how to deal with people calling me a dickheadbut love i don't know it's an alien force
>>541187818all the way back to peking?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKY6w3Qcz-s
is paul joseph watson relevant on britpol
I'm meant to be going to the beach tomorrow - The Med is 2-ish hors away. Mrs just got her licence.I'm fucked.
>>541188084yes because he copied pubes patter so he obviously browsesi would like to know what he thinks about tate raping southern when he didn't
>>541188084he's a nonce that used to take up the scraps that alex jones used to throw him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDfrop3iGQ
>>541188084Hes the property of isreal who is very confident about explaining the problems in the country but also strangley unclear about what is causing them.In other words yes
>>541187300Yes. Everyone ITT and everyone on /pol/ knows it is the jews. Now just drop your things there and hurry up into the train.
>>541188144are you absolutely sure you dont want a little drunken lifeline where you can chat with eddie etal via a discord link you sound fucked up and in need of people is all/
>>541188267what does that even mean
>>541187388Checked 88s. HHHYou’re a bit slow, Mordacai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E7D1XpZxAg
>>541188225Absolutely. It’s da joooz.
>>541185020conservatives wouldnt have allowed sharkey in the first place.liberals would be the ones saying everyone should work at the mills.
>>541187600why does half the photo of the body look like it was taken by a children's toy spy camera from 1999?
>>541188310me, eddie, sussex and various others regularly chat every day about various topics >>541188310 idk if that what you;re after. we're all wholesome friends.
>>541188267Fat cunt Eddie, the journalist?Is he still mincing about?
>>541188428all of you should unironically burn in hell for not inviting meyou should all go to fucking hell
Can't the jannies ban him due to posting endlessly off topic?
If you had to live here for the rest of your life, would you just top yourself? I think I would.
>>541188364Rape babies have rights too.
>>541188480i have invited you many times! literally you are top of the list. we all love you!
>>541188538burn in hell all of you should burn
sucks that antidepressants only give you a couple of years to change your life before they crap out
>>541188343Oh right
>>541188520why's it so much nicer than 99% of british buildings?
>>541188573cauldy we would love you in our gentlemen's club,literally would make no change to you - you could still be doing...whatever it is you're doing
>>541188573Here we go again
>>541188523Satan’s rape babies?
>>541188663it pisses me off that you feel like inviting me wouldn't provoke rage when it's this late in the gamefuck youif it's real i hope you all die painful deaths
>>541188494The Jannies only seem to care about off topic when you're abusing certain posters.Brit/pol is literally just a friend simulator for losers to blog post now.
>>541188709you're the funniest (living) guy I know
Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
>>541188494which one. cauldron or the french nonce?
>>541188770i'm fuming
>>541188699This wimp? Can't see it
>GBNews talking about 4chan
>>541188494>Mawds, ban anyone interacting with Cauldron
>>541185020Just helped my nigger friends depart from Calais on a rubber dinghy. A jolly bunch of 35 Ghanians. Shabbat Shalom dear fellows, enjoy the new Britain and the new Britons inside it.
>>541188738We had a decent batting average recently for on topic conversation, guess it's going to trough to being shit for a while.>>541188782Dunno, both? I've filtered both so basically like 75% of the thread is gone. Not sure why anyone engages with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8r6H6_hunw
>>541188832Good lad. Every boat coon that leaves is less tax for us.
>>541188850>I've filtered bothits for the best.
My favourite poster here has to be the cat guy.
Comfy as
>>541188805norm and dangerfield are dead so...
>>541188738>Brit/pol is literally just a friend simulator for losersBrit/pol is a place where one can make fun of bongs uncensored. Kek
>>541189010where did pablo escabar get a jewish weather machine? haha xxx
>>541189009Which?
>>541189064You've not many friends I presume?
>>541189051you can be nice as you like but if what you're saying is true i've been left in dead space for years and i literally hate that
>>541189009the swede is truly dreadful even if the cat gifs are good
Got me dogs ashes back today. Gonna put her on the tree stump she used to sunbathe on, put a bench up, and trim the grass. Hope it's nice.
>>541189160i personally have invited you in the past, and continue to do so! , so dont get like that with me
>>541189237The Jack Russel from last week?
>>541189237she would love that im sure
>>541189353Aye, r Tink.>>541189362Yea man, its drying out a lot hut should still hold up for a while yet.
>>541189306i think this whole premise is bollocksbut if it is real i fucking hope you all die soon
>>541188832>they're your problem now NigelLmao.
>>541189118The one that posted the image I posted. What a guy. Love cats me.
>>541189421you seem like you're lost, you could be playing multiplayer games with me sussex and eddie rn.I think you deserve it too.I was unaware of your situation, yo u need friends.
>>541189397I'm sure it still feels raw. This will help.
>>541189064>27PBTID>jew on vpn Everyone hates you. Literally everyone
>>541189497Tis Caturday here - for you too now.
>>541189527>I think you deserve it too.no because i wouldn't say this to anyoneanyoneyou tsundere fake faggot blow your own head off and die soon please
>>541189120All my frens are here and I love making fun of my frens (you).
>>541189237What a stupid thing to do over a stupid fucking animal.You know the Chinese eat those thing's for dinner.
no more reptiles on this topic from me
>>541189619I'm indian btw
>>541189611ok you're uninvited because you dont know what tsundere means fucking fakecel
>>541189625You POS, it's like losing family
>>541189625Are you a paki?
>>541189584Shoo shoo retard.
>>541189625>You know the Chinese eat those thing's for dinner.What are you, a fucking Commie?
Cauldron is a total fraud
>>541189625On a scale of 1 to marrying your cousin, how brown and muslim are you?
>>541189560Its been a bit quiet, and I kept seeing a little White light in the corner of my eye and would keep turning to see her coming to sit down but it would be the sun in the floor or the curtain blowing lol but yea, its the first dog ive had cremated and felt a bit strange but the alternative was burying her. Nice that you remember, bro. Thanks, bro
>>541189625Nowt wrong wi owt wot mithrin clutterbucks dont barley grummit
>>541189677>im a jeetThat sucks.
>>541189611Take that back you little runt. You're permanently invited from the bumcord.
>>541189867Uninvited* fuck
>>541189497AI gens don't count for caturday. In fact, they insult it.
>>541189771Cauldron's tripcode got stole years ago. There's just some autistic psycho imitating him.
>>541189754Your 9gag and ifunny faceberg memes are pure faggotry cancer also. Sad. You’re objectively a fucking loser. Plus you’re jewish, which is disgusting. NGMI
hello everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlugvcnuSA&
>>541185020im not being funny here but center right dadjokers have ruined the lord of the rings for me
>>541189787I still miss Floyd, we had 5 dogs, but he was mine.Ignore the trolls. I know what you're feeling.
>>541189992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z02v-vX0Es&
>>541189973*smacks you in the head with a claw hammer*
>>541189899AI is the best thing to happen to caturday.
/brinpol/ thorouhgly mogged
>>541189931Who you talking to retard? Go find some joooz and tell them they suck or something. Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c&ice creamu a screamu
>>541190139Yerbs has fatter chebs than any of the lasses ffs
>>541189973Sup nigga
>>541190139corr, love these ones with the tits
Cauldron you just made a big mistake.
Thread status:SQUACKEDQUACKED
>>541190227Lovely barracks bunnies.
>>541190139>womenyeah cos that won't end badly
i'm going to prisonthere is no noble path that doesn't involve doing time
>>541190139Bunch of glowniggers.
>>541185760I'd rather suffer 3rd degree burns over my entire body, survive, and have extensive skin grafts that make me look like some wrinkled ball sack from head to foot and live in excruciating pain and suffering for decades rather than ever have (((anal sex))) with a man or woman. Shit comes from the anus you retard, it is not a sex organ.
