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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
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producers did em dirty
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>First Shift Updates
Dan, Tom and Rizzo are joined by Sgt. Lawson and Ali the K9

>Richland SC, wrong way driver at end of last Saturday
Admitted to having 2 Four Lokos, got a black eye from falling down while trying to pee on the side of the road
No word on charges, unless I missed it
>Toledo guy drinking in the hallway and told the cops to fuck off
People asked Dan to identify what was in the bottles, it was Crystal Palace Gin, and grapefruit juice and soda
He'd mix the two inside his mouth
>K9
Ali is retired, his replacement is Frazier
During the live show they will have Robbie the Robo-Dog, who was at craft services for dinner
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Sup niggers. Beach anon checking in. Reminder, the best pizza is pepperoni salami sausage red onions jalapeños and cashews
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
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>>541191219
Stupid upside down pic wtf
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>>541191219
Heyyyy, wait a minute
Your flag is the US but that photo was clearly taken in Australia
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>>541191357
You busted me fuck
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>>541190908
>Robbie the Robo-Dog, who was at craft services for dinner
Also, looks like they had BBQ catered for tonight
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>>541190619
Hell yeah bros! Whipped up a feast for the big show!
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>>541191978
Shamefru dispray
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Are there cameramen out in the field tonight or is it all previously shown scenes?
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>>541192097
This is First Shift, where they basically do a broadcast check for the studio and show old footage for an hour
The live show starts in 20 minutes
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morning gents
forgot cashews again last night
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>>541192162
I mean the live show. I'm thinking it may be only replays of past canine scenes
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>>541190619

Hello all! Tyb! I was on the road last week and was serving a ban the week before that! Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?
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>>541192253
fuck i hope not
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>>541192253
I think most past clip shows didn't have anybody in the studio.
Plus Dan said on First Shift that they'd be with eight K9 officers tonight, so I'm assuming it's live.
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i hate trivago so goddam much bros
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>>541192553

Maybe you should check eet
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>>541192190
Bloody benchod you don’t know what you’re missing
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What liquid jew are we enjoying tonight sirs?
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this gone be good
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THATS LITTERING
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>>541192762
diet coke
fatass shabbos goy trump's fav garbage
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>>541192762

Water with benefiber
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>SLEAZE
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>start the show with a cop driving in the dark for several minutes
Top tier content you got here, Dan
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is he missing teeth or is that just a massive gap between two of them?
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What the fuck is up, chumps? Who's ready for some Daniel Abramovich slop?
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startin black tonight, bold move dan
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i assume that dude is a pimp
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>>541192876
>>541192822
I gotta stop drinking
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this is why i always wear a nice short when i got some wife beating to do
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>>541193150
me too
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TOM "ROIDS" RIZZO
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Tom morris jr just wants to get through the show so he can drink
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>Unnaturally red hair
>Wearing all black
>Tattoos
We got a liberal
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>suspicious food pickup in progress
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>>541193150

I would also be drinking a beer but I was too tired and lazy to stop at the store after work.
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>>541193154
You want to look your best when doing what you’re passionate about
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dude sounds like a liberal faggot
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Let's go to Tempe. Kate is on patrol tonight
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why are they putting this nigger in the front seat
never seen that
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>what kinda question is that
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USE THE TASER
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>>541193414
Small town police do that sometimes if the perp is chill but it clearly backfired here
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Sure wish they'd train the camera guys to not film the showing lights so much, this shits annoying on the TV
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This guy seems kinda slow
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>>541193464
Agreed. My neighbors must think I'm hosting a silent disco.
>>541191219
>pizza
>cashews
Anon, c'mon.
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im thinking bacon, avocado, halloumi burgers for breakfast
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>>541193598
Like this scene reflecting off the chief is no big deal, it's when they zoom in to the LEDs and my 80" TV is flashing is absurd.
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>>541191910
Jeeze, everyone is so fat and poorly dressed. I'm raging especially after that other thread showing old Americana scenes from the 1930's.
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That's a big doggo
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>>541193746
4u
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>>541193735
Someone needs to remind him he’s 50 not 22
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>>541193703
There was an episode where the cop pulled over some guy and the perp was saying something like:
>I can't see a thing!
>You're blinding me with your lights!
Then the cop went back to his patrol car to give the cameraman a little pep talk
>They're not even that bright
>I'm not even using the highbeam setting
>If I was, you'd know
>solarFlare.png
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>using that fat Australian cunt to sell ozempic
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did that one bad guy just take a poop in those people;s yard?
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We were in Fullerton just so Dan could show that fucking dog. Makes one wonder what else we miss out on during an average weekend.
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>>541193852
>We were in Fullerton just so Dan could show that fucking dog.
there's gonna be so many dogs this weekend
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Why is the dog cam so red?
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>>541193975
dog is anti narcotics dog in submarine
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Come on pussy, just let it sniff your hand and give it a rub and it'll come out
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You can't trust that dog, it won't even obey it's owned when he calls him to get out.
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>now that the fucking dog is awake
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>>541193975
so we can see the dog without fucking up the cops night vision and distract him while driving
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Come on, bite Dan
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INCREDIBLE
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Greetings anons I was here last week but too drunk to remember… I told you guys two weeks ago now that I was leaving Colombia SC (Richland County) and the chase they had going up I-26 leaving Richland County and the /opl/ crew passed me going up I-26 leaving Richland right before they got to Newberry exit and I actually saw them pass me with the deputy bitch who was chasing the black dude in the black truck and they lost him again on the country roads and ended up on a dead end road. I passed the newberry exit while they had it blocked off and can confirm they operate on a 10 min delay. I watched the replay of the bitch who was driving the suburban with the mustang following her. Ahead of her there was 1 cop suburban following the black truck on I-26… It was pretty hilarious to get home and watch the replay and could know exactly the time when the chased happened
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The fuck did rizzo drop?
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UNBELIEVABLE
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Wow, Dan, that's amazing
I've never seen a dog respond to commands before
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>>541193975
Red light is good for dogs
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>>541194213

>dog mails Dan
>Dan, bloodied and struggling to speak, gurgles out a few raspy words:
>"Let's get in a quick break!"
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Least exciting demonstration possible.
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>Ok, now I'm going to instruct the dog to give a fake positive for narcotics.
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nice show, stupid. at least put on the bite suit and get taken down.
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>>541194218
Dude, they're still chasing after that truck. Didn't catch him that night. Nice that you got to see it happen live, like actually live.
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this guy's named is Cooter?
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>>541194218
We have known for a while there's like a 15 minute delay for every segment and some are delayed by over an hour
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>>541194322

>Sergeant, we all know know the bill of rights is a bunch of antiqued nonsense. How can these dogs help circumvent some, heh, "inalienable" rights?
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>Black male, no shirt, black shorts, gun
How the hell did they pick him out in August in Toledo?
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>>541194218

Can I have Bryce's number?
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>>541194426
they're trained to look for the teeth
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>>541194400
I'm all for fucking with perps if it leads to weapons or drugs or warrants or whatever.
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>>541194400
They won't need the dogs soon thanks to flock spying on everyone and telling the cops when it detects drug trades or profiles people it thinks will have drugs on them
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>>541194383
>this guy's named is Cooter?
That's just his nickname
His real name is Vagina McPussy
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>>541194426
He's well known to them so they were probably looking for him anyway.
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>>541194338
Yeah it was pretty crazy watching g the, pass me since I know how high speed chases work and when I saw the truck coming up I knew to move over into the right lane and then like 2-3 minutes latter both other cops came by and there was a suburban with a mustang following her and they actually said it with the deputy saying the mustang was behind her and they went into another county outside of Richland to the north and then I was like “oh shit I saw that”
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>one robodog
>sounds like an entire platoon of storm troopers
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>>541194453
A light bulb with no light would've made more sense.
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Ok, that got a chuckle out of me
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>>541194535
You must be GenX
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>>541194535
The real k9 will get into a fight with the fake k9
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>The audience for OPL is the market for an arthritis medication for cats
Another reminder that most of the viewers are cat ladies and we're in the minority. I still don't get it except that those are the people who are at home on a Friday night.
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>>541194517
Bradbury is so underrated. I'm not even really into SF.
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>>541194580
But then they have chase for kids account and burger king.
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alright anons, what's your plan for defeating the robodog?
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>>541194580
did you miss the TOPDOGLAW.COM ad right before that??
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>>541194456
I suspect that flock cameras are going to start gathering data for people who stop at bars and drive after 11PM and flag their cars for DUI review
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British mommy milf is doing real estate now
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>>541194602
agreed. and with each passing day it looks more and more like he was right unfortunately.
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>>541194393
I’ve known that for over 10 years when it was livepd but to see it in person was something different
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>>541194658
>what's your plan for defeating the robodog?
Seems like it has a really horrible turning radius
Just stand behind it and slowly turn with it
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>>541194658
Kill the operator
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>>541194684
Great move considering the economy is about to crash
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>>541194668

A safe bet! Gotta keep money moving through the economy in the form of impound fees, court fees, lawyer fees, fines, etc.
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>>541194658
i may need either lower ceilings or longer rubber dongs but i think the principal should still be effective.
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>doggo weekend
>don't have a bunch of dog related previously segments lined up from the past month
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>up into my rectum
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This guy called the cops for this?
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Tonight's perps were too dark for Dan, so naturally he queued up a previously segment featuring a completely harmless, friendly White guy. F U, Abrams.
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>>541194733
Real estate is the last option for people when they fuck up everything else
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>>541194837
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This particular seat post secures the saddle with ‘guts’ that have a 13 or 14 mm hex nut on either side. The inner flanges have radial notches that help index the saddle and secure it but, if the saddle is ridden too loose for too long, will wear and prevent holding a steady saddle angle.
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>>541194805
You will get a mentally ill white guy with a stuffed animal instead
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>>541194861
She's too hot to sell homes to a young couple
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>this guys married
It really is easy for some guys.
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>>541194837
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>little shocker
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>>541194910
There’s plenty of desperate fat girls or girls with small boobs and girls who are disgusting that are desperate for attention and companionship
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>>541194910

I have the same thought when I see some guys in certain jobs. They just seem to have a charm, charisma, gift-of-gab or something.
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>>541194961
>There’s plenty of desperate fat girls or girls with small boobs and girls who are disgusting that are desperate for attention and companionship
Are there really? I've never dated because of some hangups and fear of rejection, but it would be nice the I could encounter some symmetric desperation.
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>>541194684

I promise you she just badgers and shames prospective buyers into going well beyond their budget.
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cooter is a slippery mofo
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>humiliation ritual
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>>541195094

Ideally
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>>541195116
>meanwhile, in the mind of the robodog
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Tranny applying makeup. On brand for OPL
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That slave Dan bought has nice hair
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>>541195165
>Tranny
She's just a black woman.
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>looking for a babysitter
>"better find one with CPR training in case the kids kill each other/themselves again."
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Hopefully the robot malfunctions and we have a robocop moment
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why is dan greeting a robot
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They're like the raptors in Jurassic Park
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>moved the actual dog out of the studio when they brought the robot in
I guess there would be a good chance that the dog would bark at or attack the robot
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Fucking toe kinda hurts bros
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They had to keep the real dog away from the robot
Because, as we learned in Terminator, robots are easily sniffed out by dogs
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>>541195090
Oh of course
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>not even trying to run
>just an idiot
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has anyone has been watching the trial of linsay clancy- the lady in massachusetts who strangled her three kids, then jumped out a window
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>>541195392
Probably drunk or high
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>>541195392
My thoughts exactly, the guy is just incompetent
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>>541195410
not watching it, but i'm somewhat familiar with the details of the case, and all the crazy bitches saying she's being set up because of her starsign or what the fuck ever
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>>541195410
Yeah we need to take fucking women’s rights away stat
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>>541195410
Oh, you mean the innocent woman who was framed by her husband, who secretly was having an affair and hated children?

Just kidding, that bitch is insane and the fact roasties defend her is a signal that we need to abolish the 19th Amendment
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>>541195410
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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bruh
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Anyone got the stream link
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>>541195498
He had a wound vac at some point for some disgusting rotting infection
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>>541195524
niggers.on.nimp.org
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>>541195410
Dumb bitch paralyzed herself trying to frame an insanity case. Even if you are crazy you know that jumping out a 2nd story window won't kill you
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.....let's go to Tempe, Dan.
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>>541195443
the aurora theater shooter was literally insane and nobody gave a shit, he got 12 life sentences. but holes feel so sympathetic for lindsay clancy.
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no dan, not that kind of bitch

no not those ones either
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>>541195688
the jury sort of gave a shit. they should have given him the death penalty. it was on the table.
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Guys, how does MIEBO work?
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great episode tonight so far does anyone know if its a new ep?
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>>541195410
FYI, women on both sides are crazy - the "she's innocent and the husband did it" side are certifiable and her haters hate her for being White, Christian, pretty, and middle to upper middle class. It's bleak out there.
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Think kikes are afraid of the robot dog? Kind of looks like the masturbation machine that killed 6 gorrilion
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>>541195901
please be joking. it's another in a long series of boring episodes and Dan knows it hence he plays recorded incidents and has dogs on the set.
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>>541195436
there were a lot of people outside the courthouse today in a show of support for her. l dont know how a neonatal nurse lets herself get caught up taking all kinds of pills, many at the same time. she definitely had mental issues. l dont think thats enough to keep her out of prison for life
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Forgot it was Friday, just tuning in. Episode been any good?
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Someone would
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>>541196012
Tit to gut ratio passes inspection
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>>541196007
Dan said the nigger word, been great
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>>541190619
Hey my dudes
Whatd I miss? Had shit to do. Good episode so far or no?
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>>541196012
Yeah I’m pretty desperate. I would. Those tits look pretty good
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hello
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>>541196007
it's precisely what every ep has been for months. if you enjoy that, watch the replay. if not, you missed nothing.
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>>541196007
It's been pretty boring
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>>541196007
It's Saturday.
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One they catch you on Busch hill it’s over
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>>541196088
sound like my last girlfriend
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>>541194509
theres your mustang again, yo
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>>541196087
>>541196102
Thanks guys.
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If this was Arkansas, they would've already pitted him
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>your incident has been updated
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>>541196007
top 5 worst opl episodes OH SHIT WE GOT A CHASE
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FUCKIN GET HIM
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That was a clean pit
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>>541195989
the breakdown of complex systems in america into technolohiv too esoteric for you tonight?
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YEA LETS GET HIM
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>immediately calls his mom
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Dudes hammered
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samuel l jackson lookin rough
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Yet another retard who is glued to his phone and brings it out with him
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>why the hell you wet, man
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>>541193150
>I gotta stop drinking
yeah, i stopped
i was using it to help me sleep
but now i have sleeping pills, which i only used once
so far, so good
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>>541196232
That's cause he's TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!
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>>541196289
nigger just exercise
it makes you tired
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>>541193372
>Let's go to Tempe. Kate is on patrol tonight
has she even been on?
i just got back from a dbl bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's
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Dan compliments the Black perp as chill, then the Black cop says the perp is full of shit. Conclusion: Black cops are more based than New York City media types.
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>drive robodog over and pinch rizzos nuts
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>>541196262
santa nogs
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you know i could see trying to outrun the cops if you have a corvette or something but a fucking U-haul?? like you know you're not outrunning them, just why?
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Georgia state police will not play with you
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he's fuckin rippin that uhaul, kinda jealous
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>>541194861
>Real estate is the last option for people when they fuck up everything else
i hate every time i look up an old retired baseball player, they've since got into real estate with their wife
shit just gives me a bad feeling
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>>541196356
>New York City media types
ayo for real where at? I ain't never seen no dan book a hotel
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BUSH BOND BUSH BOND
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>>541195410
>has anyone has been watching the trial of linsay clancy- the lady in massachusetts who strangled her three kids, then jumped out a window
kek, who fuckin cares about this shit?
leftists and rightoids are so easily manipulated golems
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Oh, and now Dan compares the White perp to Charles Manson after saying nothing ever negative about a Black perp. Abrams, you slug.
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looks like Curtis is black and missing again
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>>541196423
It’s pretty sad. It’s the ultimate leach industry. They don’t do anything other than open the door and show you around and then they take thousands of dollars from you. It’s total bullshit.
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Dan has holocaust generational trauma from the masturbation machine
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>>541195410

I saw some clips and hear a lot about it because I listen to Boston radio at night. I don’t know why it seems to have just blown up with women coming to her defense; this has been going on for some time.
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>>541196309
>nigger just exercise
i do
>it makes you tired
only if u do a lot
i used to exercise like a freak, so it's hard for me to get tired from regular levels...my body gets tolerant almost instantly.. it's hard to raise my heart rate
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>>541196466
ZeroHedge did a funny article on this case. About the dumb true crime bitches and retards who are supporting her.
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>>541196535
>It’s the ultimate leach industry.
i put car salesmen way below real estate agents. a good real estate agent is actually valuable, car salesmen are true fucking parasites
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>>541196582
>it's hard to raise my heart rate
start professional cycling then you'll be winning the tour in no time
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>>541196535
yeah...makes me lose whatever respect i might've had...also sad to see former chads turn into shells and controlled by their wives...athletes are like supernormies
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>>541196007

No, Bond, it hasn’t. It’s been unusually dull, no butthole has been shown, and, most offensively, Dan is gleefully exhibiting new technology and techniques to trounce on constitutional rights.
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>>541196684

Punished Jonas; a man denied his legacy by a drugged up Slovenian.
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>>541196684
i wish... i live in a bumfuck nowhere town, so nothing like this is remotely possible... too late for me to relocate...small towns are overrated as shit
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>>541196676
Real estate agents and car salesmen are practically obsolete at this point and they know it. Your average doctor is too; they just gatekeep antibiotics from you because they're on a power trip. Most are dumb women and shitskins because they're easily controlled since they have no independent thought or natural curiosity. So they follow the party line to a T. They could and should be replaced by robots.
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>>541196709
Athletes just throw balls good. They’re idiots and expendable
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>>541196600
i'm beyond tired of caring about these wedge issue bullshits...god i hate amerigolems
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>>541195443
Who cares. She's is literally paralyzed completely from the waist down she can't even shit or piss without assistance and will never walk again she isn't even in court to be freed it's just whether she wants prison walls or psycho hospital walls.
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>>541196793
Other than complicated advanced surgery, that’s pretty much exactly what they’re doing. They just gate keep antibiotics from us
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$275,000 robodog
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>>541196887
Would be funny if she got the firing squad in her wheel chair desu
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>>541196927
An exceptional doctor or surgeon is hard to find but they do exist, and they are the only ones who deserve all the accolades that all doctors get. God bless them. But the majority of doctors are scum.
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>i forgot my baby oil, i ain't fittin through there
officer diddy
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You could probably take out the robot dog with a .45. The armor probably isn’t very thick to save battery life.
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>>541195622
Nah she definitely tried to murder suicide she head first jumped but they revived her. Her spine is completely shattered. That wasn't a weak attempt at it.
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>>541196793

I don’t know if I’m just becoming old and grouchy but every experience I have with the medical industry is worse than the last. I had to be treated for a few things when I was younger and the doctors, nurses, and techs were just so much more pleasant, clear, and professional. My last appointment was less than 45 minutes, not including blood work, and it was mostly just dismissing everything I said. It cost 2 grand, including a four hundred ‘psychiatric services’ charge because it was suggested from a survey they gave me I gave depression and anxiety,
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>>541197001
Yeah I’ve been dealing with one recently And he has been a total dick. I think he’s actively trying to harm me sometimes. Sociopaths are attracted to the medicine field
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>>541197001
yeah i'm pretty sure i coulda taken anon's toenail off as long as i was 2 beers in
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>>541196830
yeah....i hate how corporate they all are
it seems about right that their salaries were about double the average working wage
a lot more blue collar guys used to play sports
now they're all trained in media relations
fuckin disgusting
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Sounds like a nice thunderstorm is rolling into the area
I love watching storms, as long as I'm dry and safe
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>>541197047

My toenails just fall off when my weekly mileage is high.
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>>541197035
You sound like a leech on the healthcare system. Fuck you.
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>>541197056
I love a good storm too.
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>>541197056
you ever go storm chasing?
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is this show really gonna devolve into endless gimmicks
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>medicine has a side effect of suicide
Yea. I'm going to chinatown to visit a chinese herbalist next time I'm sick. It can't be any worse than the indian doctor and black nurse I'm assigned at the hospital.
And it'll be orders of magnitude cheaper as well.
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>>541197261
yes he's compensating for lack of action and also desperate b/c the ratings have fallen off since show debut
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>>541197229
>you ever go storm chasing?
Never anything serious
A couple times I've been driving and drove towards where the clouds were darker, but nothing serious or tornadic
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>>541197261
The show should really lean harder on shit that happens during the week instead of all these boring live segments where nothing interesting happens
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>>541197016
Good point
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>>541197164

I’ve paid well more into the system than the average person my age.
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>>541197035
They want us to all die at 60. When we aren’t useful slaves anymore
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Is this guy mixing up some lean? Lol
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>Be colored
>Drink purple drank
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>>541197035
>I don’t know if I’m just becoming old and grouchy but every experience I have with the medical industry is worse than the last
No; you're right. Medicine is just big business now. They rush you in and rush you out, overbook appointments, and don't give a single shit about their patients; only the almighty dollar. Medicine is a disgrace nowadays and you cannot trust most doctors to have your best interest at heart. They only care about money.
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nigga has sprite and melatonin
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>>541197495
melatonin sounds like a terrible drug to try and party on especially if you're driving
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>I AM DEHYDRATED
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>>541197597
absolute unit
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>>541197056
Nothing better than a good storm saar
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Just drank one light beer. Went down so quick I might as well have shotgunned it. Now I'm flying. That's how hard I party.
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>>541197656
prolly haven't seen puentes in a year
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>>541197690

Have you been in the woods?
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>you have to check trivago
those guys are such cunts
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>>541197047
Bro, honestly you could have as long as we had access to some kind of numbing agent. There was nothing complicated about it. He just shoved a metal spike under the toenail a couple times to separate from the bed and then just ripped it off. Put a big glob of antibiotic cream on the wound and then just bandage it up
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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how sensitive is that coochie if she says ow when it gets brushed against
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I bet she has like 4 kids
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>>541197849
Not much room for anything else in those booty shorts
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>>541197763
It is kind of amazing how much medicine is still "Yeah, just cut it out of him and keep it clean, you'll be fine"
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We've seen better searches on the show before
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>>541197653
Slow down fren
>t. Can’t get a buzz without doubles and a shot
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Homie ain't gonna take care of those tickets.
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idk i think that nigga seems wasted, how is he gonna let him get back on the interstate
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>maybe he won't go to sleep
>while he's driving
>maybe
>so we sent him on his way
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Did they say what breed K9 officer Ali is? He doesn't look full German Shepherd; his head/snout look a little too blocky.
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Imagine that guy coming out of the darkness walking toward you
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>pants falling down
wonder how many other stereotypes we'll see in this car
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>>541197951
It really is kind of bullshit. I could have easily done the entire procedure at home by myself
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BOOTY
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I'm sure one of you sick bastards wanted to see this again
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check out that beefy slut in the background
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>>541198151
>Tattoos
Not built for me, unfortunately
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>>541198093

I will never understand this. Beyond using it as a signal for homosexual readiness in prison, it seems horrible uncomfortable and grossly impractical. Most of these guys have their waist band below their fucking glutes.
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>>541198151
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>>541198145
More like a gunt. Someone should do a study to see why white chicks don't send fat cells to their ass
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>>541198200
i speculate that it may be natural selection desperately trying to do its job. like how dumb women gravitate towards men who will beat and kill them. imagine how many niggers having gotten themselves ventilated "reaching for their waistband" trying to pull up their fucking pants. it would also explain why they never wear their seatbelt and cannot swim.
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>it was all a shill for swag
of course it was
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>>541198200
because all niggers are faggots
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Dan is a Jewish genius
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holy shit this was all just a merch drop
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Holy shit I think the dog attacked Dan
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SHOW US THE TEEN ASS DAN YOU KIKE FAGGOT

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
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>my parents don't let me drive late because I'M FUCKING RETARDED
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cops are parasites with the character of traitors.
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>Be polite, courteous
>Get warning
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>>541198592
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took that shit out like a flock camera
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OH MY GOD THRILLING STUFF DAN

THE DOG CAN BARELY CONTAIN ITSELF

EVEN THE ROBOT LOOKS EXCITED
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Fucking Dan......
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dan literally cannot feel shame
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>>541198069
Looks like a long haired Malinois. That's mixed, IIRC, with either a bit of German Shepherd or the long haired Belgian/Dutch shepherd. These are dogs that are more intelligent than the crims they tackle.
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new bread >>541198853
>>541198853
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Dan once again goes into defense attorney mode for certain perps
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>>541197622
what storm is this?
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>>541197735
kek, she don't dew woods
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>>541197951
>It is kind of amazing how much medicine is still "Yeah, just cut it out of him and keep it clean, you'll be fine"
because that's really what's needed in certain cases
is he supposed to take a pill for a toe that will forever be infected till the nail is dealt with?



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