>Now make all his childhood friends become liberal off-screen during college.
>he didn't grow out of his "sjw owned" phase
>And then fill his favorite website with far right propaganda.
>>541190810>have a hippy tree hugger come screw his wife while he’s golfing
>>541190810>have him drift apart from his best friend in high school>okay now have him run into his best friend many years later>have him find out they're an MTF trans
>have all his friends move several hours by car or in some cases by plane away, still meaning he technically has friends but in practice he has zero friends.
>>541190810Jeez do you zoomers not understand that you don’t keep your friends after high school or college? You’re supposed to move on. They love you, but they love their family more and have other priorities. I love my high school friends but I’d never bother them even just to say hello. Their parents now and that’s what is important!
>Thread's active? Now kill all activity after he posts
>>541190816I was the best man for a dude I met in freshman year of highschool.Sucks to suck you friendless retard.
>>541190810>He hasn't contacted any of his friends for a while, make sure they don't contact him themselves. Let's see how long before he gets depressed.
>its a Truman accidently cums in his own mouth episodeThis is just getting sad
>>541190810>now have his best friend from High-school start a long term relationship with a FtM tranny
>>541190816Im 37 and Im still close friends with my highschool friends. We all have kids around the same age also.
>>541190816I still have friends from 40 years ago.
Hahaha when did they start moving posts from /tv/ to /pol/?
>>541190811and i never will
Who pissed in the mods cheerios? What the fuck?
>jannies move good threads to /bant/>move shitty gay fuck ass threads to /pol/hmmm.
>give the children phones which they will use for sex and put sex apps on them and infinite porn and gambling and micro transactions but say its for their safety
>>541190899/tv/ used to be good once, it's been unusable for many years now due to the indian and south american invasion.
>>541190811>browsing an image board based off an ancient Japanese forum in 2026 and thinking he’s one of the normalfags
>>541190986Thats pretty much all of America not just here, but I havent ever seen a thread get moved to any place other than /bant/ and /trash/ bet OP gets banned of being off topic in to boards now.
>>541190810>now modify his pornography so that he can only get aroused by cat girls with dicks
Moved to /pol/? The Truman Show is a film about television, though.
>>541190810>send him an article about the war in Ukraine starting and have all the actors remove their face masks on the same day
>Make a Fox News episode where the President calls in and says he's winning the war even though everyone knows he's losing the war.
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>>541190818My best friend didn't invite me to his wedding because every girlfriend he ever had would obsess over me and then they'd break up. I hear has kids now, I miss him, hope he's doing well.
>>541193166You broke the bro code, huh?
>>541193658Never.
>>541193658My ID keeps changing but I'm that anon.
>>541190810>He's trying to go to a church today>Direct the mass to send him hostile energy, send an usher to treat him like he could be a threat to everyone else>He's leaving already sir he never even sat down>Good now send a car to park outside this church and stay there every time he walks past it from now on>He's noticing the double cubic child sacrificial artwork that's in all the stained glass now sir>Call him a schizo
>>541190899its weird to seem them do the right thing for once, move a /pol/ shitpost thread to /pol/. bizarre.
