>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E1k6yavPUDAit seems like a perfectly chill life. have a nice deep sleep, wake up, work outside with your family, then like roll a big wheel around or some shit for fun. the only thing is we can't have everyone rushing out to be amish though because then the US would be sitting ducks for an invasion. but you'd be sittin' pretty with a nice sturdy amish girl and a dang cornucopia of children. if one kid dies, fuck it, you probably didn't remember their name anyway. anyone else smoopin' what i'm poopin'? zippin' what i'm dippin'?
>>541196098>anyone else smoopin' what i'm poopin'? zippin' what i'm dippin'?Scarface - Now I Feel Ya
You can join the community but soft hands dont last
>>541196474I'm a Yankee city slicker so I probably wouldn't last 5 days in Amishland, I'd probably be dead.
>>541196474>You can join the community but soft hands dont lastwhat about a soft touch? a soft but firm and commanding touch? all over the amish buttocks' of every man, woman and child?
>>541196098post webm you faggot nobody cares about your podcast
>>541196098>the only thing is we can't have everyone rushing out to be amish though because then the US would be sitting ducks for an invasion.Yeah well there you go. You're going to need those HUSTLIN and BUSTLIN city slickers to man the nuclear silos, nuclear subs, satellite arrays, missile defense systems, and build all that shit, and maintain it, and run a modern economy, on and on and on, or any babies Linda makes will just grow up to serve Xi.
>>541196098its not easy to join their communities. they are exclusive, for good reason.
>>541196098Every Amish school I've seen had a ball diamond.
just air drop a couple of BVLLS into their community and watch how quickly men displaced and next gen of kids come out a bit toastier.
>>541198142amish girls haven't been poisoned by feminism or nigger worship. they are naturally averse to all the bullshit.
>>541196098You can't just join them, they don't exactly recruit members, and they work like dogs.
>>541196098Why would you lift your leg?
>>541201090>Why would you lift your leg?have you ever watched baseball? they all do it>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iehVCOkfNHIwatch the first two batters. their steps are just less dramatic than the amish chick's step. fuck i think everyone is even coached to step into their swings.
Nobody mentioned she's really pretty. Almost perfect really. Those are very elegant, charming uniforms too. I like her a lot.
>>541201791>Nobody mentioned she's really pretty. Almost perfect really.didn't think it even needed to be said. she's an angel.
>>541196098Yeah, I think about it a lot, actually.
>>541198332I don’t think there’s anything modern women would hate more than Amish women
>>541197404
https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyrebel_/video/7669470015325785377Here she is and she hit a triple, sliding into third head first.
At that point I'd rather just become a buddhist monk and meditate whenever I'm not doing chores and dealing with guests.
>>541197285You could join as a stress relief bumhole to fuck, but they have horses for that.
>>541196474thankfully the amish have a buffer of people like us so they dont have to worry about shit but havin a Good Time™
>>541196098Thing is in Amish land the first date is literally a dusk to dawn bang sesh
>>541203860>but they have horses for that.??? guessing you've never been around horses. literally the number one rule about horses is never stand behind them. you'll get blasted with a devastatingly swift back kick.
>>541203424>I don’t think there’s anything modern women would hate more than Amish womenand they would express their hatred for the amish women by trying to make the amish women more like them. like makeovers, skimpy underwear, skimpy outerwear, looking at pictures of semi-naked men. there's probably already a movie with a plot somewhere along those lines. actually if there's not a movie like that then one should be made to expose how toxicity of modern women.
>>541203731h-hayai!
>>541203731She's rolling over to shortstop every time against real pitching with that swing
>>541196474>You can join the communityIf you're White.
>>541198142Go fuck around in Amish country and you'll understand how stupid you sound.
>>541196098I want a nice menonite girl.
>>541205965>If you're White.boo hoo more
>>541206072>I want a nice menonite girl.no you don't. a girl like that is too perfect to be tainted by the hand of the modern man. i bet she cries if she has a mere thought that is anything other than blissful.
>>541203731unles you are gay or with a sub fetish, why would anyone want a manly strong woman?
>>541208443Do you want manly strong kids?
I hope amish people dont remove the foreskins of their childs and give them lifelong trauma which develops into them being psychopathic soulless retard MAGA niggers
