>Teen blinded by firework wants ban on public saleshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg724e10rwo>The full scale of illegal 'family voting' at the Birmingham polls - as election watchdog is urged to investigatehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16071065/The-scale-illegal-family-voting-Birmingham-polls-election-watchdog-urged-investigate.html>The blood-stained UK city where ‘crackheads poo and die outside homes’ - 'please help us'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2239023/blood-stained-uk-city-crackheads-cardiff>Mandelson police investigation at risk of collapsehttps://archive.ph/Rg1T7>Battery fires at recycling centres are costing UK £1bn a year, figures showhttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/22/lithium-battery-fires-waste-recycling-centres-vapes-uk>Councillor couple lose their jobs after failing to go to a meeting for over six monthshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/pontypool-labour-councillors-jules-bob-rogers-b3036313.html>London borough 'plotting Britain's highest ever council tax rise with bills soaring by up to 160%'https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/london-wandsworth-highest-council-tax-rise-b1293721.html>UK has 100,000 more men living with prostate cancer since 2020 as cases surgehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-21/uk-has-100000-more-men-living-with-prostate-cancer-since-2020-as-cases-surge>Jim O’Neill declines job in Andy Burnham’s governmenthttps://archive.ph/rTxeZ
For England, Kemi?
>>541226320>Battery fires at recycling centres are costing UK £1bn a year, figures showwhat am i supposed to do with them like old vapes and stuff
>>541226320>buy fireworks>blind yourself>"society did this"
WTF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlm55fXep9A
>>541226517Put lead acid batteries in binbags and out them in someone's black bin before they are collected.
>>541226529That part of the reason why you're not allowed those mini mortar shells anymore. People put them on the floor upside down and ended up getting bambarklarted in the face when the plastic base flew off.
>>541226646cash them in, you get 20 quid at the scrapper, that's a lot of lead
>>541226517There's battery bins at the tip.
>>541226851Which are catching fire. Keep up.
https://xcancel.com/AryJeayBackup/status/2090814398268923905#m>Yemen’s AnsarAllah published footage showing its attacks against Saudi-backed mercenary forces.>It shows explosives being dropped from drones right above the forces, such as Abrams tanks. >What’s interesting is the accuracy despite the high altitude drop.I'm sure the British military top brass are planning on how to counter this haha...
>>541226908That's still where you're supposed to take them. The fires are the governments problem.If you feel like disposing of them independently, I've heard throwing them in the sea is common.
>>541226922AI assisted bombardment?
>>541226922>I'm sure the British military top brass are planning on how to counter this haha...Yes, they've been training with Ukraine who have been doing this for a number of years now. Where have you been? In a coma?
>>541226922I actually applied to work a Distl specifically on drones years before this started happening and got immediately turned down.Guess the old beans at the top must already have some fiendishly clever plan to counter such things.
>>541226908That's because people are chucking their batteries/vapes in bins where they don't belong, which end up at recycling centre, which then catch fire.Recycling centres have their own bins for batteries. Most supermarkets I go to have a bin for batteries.
>>541227167ID has cum in it.
>>541226922I guess if the drone has a visual on the target then you could guide the bomb using that. Even simpler than laser guided missiles.
is driving the wrong way on a motorway a zoomie thing
>>541227209>ID has Pp in it
>epstein kill baby - baaaaadd>random woman kill baby - good>woman abort 25,000,000 babies - good>epstein eat and kill 300 babies - bad
>>541227260A pikey thing judging from the pictures of the Irish funerals. Classy white horse drawn carriages all round.
>>541227344surprised they haven't picked up on the racial injustice of him not being into blacks
>>541227147they don't
Perhaps the canals are the last stand of the Anglo-Saxon race...
>>541227624Retvrn to swamp
>>541227446It's actually worse than that, because they not only don't but as one MP was pointing out (a conservative female MP from memory), it's one area where it's not only be useful for UK defence but given how badly developed the current generation of it is it's an area the UK could have massively capitalised on pushing forwards with.There have been numerous examples over the last decades of the UK categorically failing to do so however so I'm kind of used to it now; e.g. advanced manufacturing, computers, chips, the internet, AI etc.
>we don't mess around down here in the south, buttercup. this right here texas barbeque steak sauce is the best sauce in the country. if you little sissy boys can't handle a teensy weensy bit of spice, you couldn't even survive a day down here. Hell, the boys might have to run yall over yonder hehehe yehaw!
>>541227678Hiding from ZOG on an incredibly narrow linear stretch of water that is basically a railway, covering my boat in camo netting like a Maoist guerilla. Fleeing the glownigger task force (CRT license enforcement) at walking pace.
>the ethnics are arguing in the street againDinched.
>>541227813>gets defeated by a nigger damaged sluice gateDinched.
>>541227790>The Lone Sar state
Heard they got up to some nasty shit.
>>541227624>>541227813Miami Vice at 3 knotshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8
>>541226517I just chuck old batteries in my black bin bags
>>541228150I overcharge mine first
>>541226517Put them in a little clear bag on top of your bin.
>>541228123it's okay lad, because 2 million Britons abandoned ship, so really we're just talking the population of Wales
>>541228049Is that fucking real? Swear they've only been there for a couple of months
Business idea - Indian facemasks for white criminals
What's very funny about all the techtards seething about people blocking AI centre development, or just generally being unfavourable towards them, is that the disgusting, horrible, ignorant, backwards etc hoi polloi are making completely rational decisions while the whizz kid geniuses have engaged in awful PR (in part for their own rational financial interests) and are now shocked nobody wants to play ball. The only way regular residents could be more rational, but perhaps slightly overreaching, is to allow them to be built and then repeatedly sabotage them or the workforce as a racket.
i had a chippy today and it was delicious protect R chippies
>>541228456>What's very funny about all the techtards seethingassertion presented as fact
>>541228324They've been flooding into the Texas tech areas for years and years now. And there was some stat that something like 70% of motels in America are run by someone with the surnamed Patel or Singh. The country is filled with these anti productive, anti free market ethnic industry carveouts.
>>541228494how much is a plain old portion of chips these days
>>541228514>comedy is subjectiveCheers Aristotle
>>541228456>AI centre developmentThey're going to have to come up with some bizzare financial work arounds to even make that feasible energy wise.
>>541226851yeah i'll just drive there every day
New dream job - Beach plod.Just walk around confiscating fags and beer, talking to the ladies, the odd cornetto
>>541228593comedy is objective, the objective is to entertain
>>541228578Cost me £3 for large chips
>>541228653It's entertaining me. Objective met.
>>541228700yeah great post mate, right up there with all the other glownigger threads that start with "Why do.."
https://www.runcornandwidnesworld.co.uk/news/26485958.police-conduct-stop-checks-vehicles-driving-chester-road/
>>541228755Meds, now.
>>541227751We have a factory building drone interceptors with Ukraine. The technology moves so quickly though. The ones it was built to manufacture are already being replaced by faster, jet engines ones. It's a fast moving sector and we are at the forefront of it with Ukraine. Our Nyan drones currently being used to bomb Russia is a global leader. We are far from being on the back foot. There is no real defence against drones though if they are used in large numbers.
>>541228578About £130.
>>541228058gypsy phenotype
>>541228736Will Burnham Mugabe-maxx?
>>541228736white farmers in africa status?the audacity of this shitgolem
>>541228736>The black farmer.Hate these cunts.They're exactly the same as you brinnies who make your skin colour the most important part of your identity.
>>541228798I could do with some strong painkillers, ideally ones that make you drowsy
The tomatoes that I grew in my garden taste really nice but the tomatoes that I bought from the supermarket taste really bland
>>541228736>black farmersmore like black larpers amirite?
>>541228885no shit
>>541228632You must be drilling that dragon dildo to be going through batteries so quick you gave to dispose of them daily?
>>541228736>farming MUST changeLeave.
>>541228736>mo money fo dem programz, South Africa/Rhodesia land seizures NOW!Can't this zesty nigger cunt die from face GRIDS already? He's about to be in his 70s, guarantee he does zero work anymore (if he ever did do it at all) other than pose in fields and look for a handout.
>>541228736>mustDidn't work out too well in South Africa.
>>541228865I never gave clarkson's farm a chance because about 5 mins in clarkson makes some crack about farmers being old white men and thought "this shit isn't for me"
>>541228813>Our Nyan drones currently being used to bomb RussiaNot any more. They were used once until Russia politely asked you to don't do it.
>>541228980What's stopping them from buying or renting a farm?
Operation Sneaky Hitler is a go
>>541229035racism
>>541228736
>Emmanuel-Jones failed to win the Chippenham constituency in the 2010 general election for the Conservative Party.[1]Oh he was literally a Cameroon affirmative action A-lister lmaooo>Emmanuel-Jones has become involved in setting up the Black Farmer Scholarship, which aims to help and encourage ethnic minorities to work in the rural community, an area where to date they have been under-represented. This aim has been made into a Channel 4 TV series, Young Black Farmers, a series of three, which sees him take a group of nine inner-city school leavers from ethnic minorities on a scholarship on his Devon farm.There are Ardayesque two tier Stormzy scholarships everywhere for those with eyes to see them
>>541229020No. They are being used to bomb Russia. As are our storm shadows. It's great testing for us, Nyan is new and the data is invaluable.
>>541229042ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>541228980That's exactly what they'll all do. If they get a farm, they'll stand in the middle of the field filming themselves. Months will pass and they'll wonder why food isn't just growing. Then they'll demand more government money.
If the bankers, the bonuses, the bankers, the bonuses, it's disgusting. And secondly, if Labour are really serious about it they'd tax the bankers, the bonuses to 90%.
>>541228813>There is no real defence against dronesBomb the factory?
>>541229105Storm Shadows were used to strike targets on the former Ukrainian territory. Drones were used once to strike civilian targets inside Russia and Russia asked you politely to don't do it. Your drones are not used any more to bomb Russia.
>>541229042I pop a crafty roman when acknowledging other road users
>>541229241In a war situation you decentralise construction. As Ukraine has done. They'll never stop them being built. We don't need to do that because Russia wouldn't dare attack us.
CaturdAYhttps://youtu.be/NYeQhHKqSMshttps://youtu.be/NYeQhHKqSMs
>>541229290Mate of mine throws a roman for the bus.
>>541229289Storm shadows have attacked the russian mainland on a number of occasions. And no, we don't do what Russia asks because they are weak faggots engaged in killing innocent children. You're not even russian so you can fuck right off. I shan't be responding to your pish again. Go bother /uhg/.
>>541229200You can't do squat about the bankers until you abolish Section IX in the Magna Carta. Its what protects them as it effectively runs like a principality.
brit/pol/ was talking about Cool Britannia the other nightdid you know RDay wrote a whole (80 page) book about it?
>>541229380suck globohomo penis you little vermin
>>541229369lmao
>>541229200But then all the good bankers would leave and only the bad ones would stay o algo
>>541229399There's a very strange smell and i don't think it's me
>>541229456I think this is a bad slogan because it implies Rupo is the opposite of 'high'
white working class people are just as bad as bames. nothing british will die out with them. they are now indistinguishable from pikeys. violent, retarded, antisocial troglodyte cunts who love attacking innocent people, destroying other people’s property, thieving, speakerphone, fly tipping, speeding, drugs, alcoholism, deliverpoo slop, turkish haircuts, feral kids, drill music, knives, e-bikes, domestic violence, rape, paedophilia and everything else this board thinks is unique to the imported biomass. the white working class have embraced yookay and are fully part of itthe only people i have any affinity with are the decent, civilised people in the middle who will be the basis of enclaves in the future where actual british culture and our cultural memory will be passed on. i’d take a culturally british, fully assimilated bame over council estate scum any day
>>541229315>We don't need to do that because Russia wouldn't dare attack us.Wouldn't put it past them to nuke some MOD boat miles off the coast 2bh, or at least set one off near it. I've been pioneering this concept for year whilst normies babble on about mutually assured destruction. I also pioneered the coal calculations, but as an aside.
>>541229315I'm really dreading the future of war. Imagine lots of automated drone factories all over countries, just pumping them out to fly at the enemy.Would you even bother trying to target the factories anymore? Would you even bother trying to stop the drones? Or would you just try to outproduce your enemy and send every drone into civilian population centres to massacre as many people as possible and make the war not worth winning?But will that even matter when we have elites who think they can just replace their populations from the infinite spawning pits of Africa. Where do you even send your drones, then?
>>541229399>Cool Britannia and Multi-Ethnic Britain: Uncorking the Champagne Supernova attempts to move away from the melancholia of Cool Britannia and the discourse which often encases the period by repositioning this phenomenon through an ethnic minority perspective.>Although history proffers a period of utopia, inclusion, and cultural integration, the narrative alters considerably when exploring this euphoric period through a discriminatory and racialised lens. This book repositions the ethnic minority–lived experience during the 1990s from the societal and political margins to the centre. The lexicon explored attempts to provide an altogether different discourse that allows us to reflect on seminal and racially discriminatory episodes during the 1990s that subsequently illuminated the systemic racism sustained by the state. The Cool Britannia years become a metaphoric reference point for presenting a Britain that was culturally splintered in many ways. This book utilises storytelling and autoethnography as an instrument to unpack the historical amnesia that ensues when unpacking the racialised plights of the time.
>>541229389Section IX (1297) preserves historic municipal liberties of the City of London and similar places. It does not create or maintain a special “principality” shield for bankers, and abolishing it is neither necessary nor sufficient.
>>541229380You do what Russia says, even the USA under Biden did what Russia said when it comes to using your weapons to strike inside Russia because there're plenty of ways for exported/aided Russian weapons to reach your citizens deployed around the world.Moreover. Since you let Ukraine bomb civilian targets in Russia, it also raises the question if it is legal for Russia to support united Ireland for example or your Islamic fiends, asylum seekers. You're boastful, you love virtue signalling but you're not that stupid.
>>541229644Ignore the conspiritards
>>541229549War is drying out. Putin is the last old world dictator who has designs on expansion and once he is gone there won't be anymore wars. So yeah, don't worry about it.
What do you guys grow in your garden? I managed to grow some corn this year
>>541229717Ask who a politician fears more: the [current enemy] or the jews.
>>541229549>The operational range of standard fiber-optic drones typically falls between 10 km and 20 km (6.2 to 12.4 miles)English channel to the rescue once again
>>541229741Amuses me when people bang on about the magna carta.
>>541229797Nice
>>541229834>Magna Farta
>>541229644>It does not create or maintain a special “principality” shield for bankers, and abolishing it is neither necessary nor sufficientYou post glows like a motherfucker. If abolishing it wouldn't do anything, then why does it still exist? BTW, that's a rhetorical question.
>>541226378>Na>Fo di clan
Another sad loss of British culture at the hands of landlords.
>>541227219That was pretty nice of him, desu.
>>541229753>the last old world dictator who has designs on expansion
>>541229938I had no idea what this post meant, until I saw the context. Weird how that works
>>541229399>did you know RDay wrote a whole (80 page) book about it?Well, someone wrote a book about it...
How did we do it?
>>541228865Not for long. Soon it will be the joint most important part of my identity along with owning a narrowboat, which I will name the SS Himmler.
I'm voting nige
>>541229978god damn that forehead
Just add chicken....
>>541229399Yes, he said he loved it till he realised it all be raycis an shit
>>541229896>h-he knows laaaaw>must be a glowniggerThere are three clauses of the magna carta that are still in effect. Clauses 1, 9 and 29. Go read them.
>>541229988As industry was dismantled, the state found they had to do something with all the people who would normally work real, productive jobs. So they shoved them in the civil service to keep them busy.You can't cut the civil service until you reindustrialise the country.
>>541229456You're wearing a tracksuit. Aren't you?Fucking loser.
>>541230059
>>541229988i agree with him but wonder how much more complex the state is today compared to back then. its not just the civil service it’s the mountains of red tape and procedure. it all needs to be put on a bonfire together
>>541229772Just strawberries these days. They are good as they shoot off runners and you end up getting loads of free plants. Don't need to do too much to them apart from keep the slugs away.
>>541229956Might have helped if I'd added the ss for reference ffs
>Russia bad because it's hit kids>Now let's all support America and Israel
>>541229988I don't understand the point of the xwatter post, or yours. Can you explain? We had a much smaller population in 1926, is that the point?
>>541228680pull the other one>>541228822is obviously correct
>>541229988>How did we do it?Ponzi scheme economics. Debt forever grows through fractional reserve banking, so the civil service, being a public body, forever grows to keep the economic ponzi scheme going. It doesn't care about efficiency, only cares about the increasing flow of currency.
>Magna Sharta
>>541230162>Double roman
>>541229399
>>541230162piccadilly gardens is like every deprived northern town centre in one
>>541230083I have read them. Why don't you tell me why a clause on the Magna Carta should remain if it doesn't serve anything. If anything, you seem to have a problem with someone noticing.
>>541230237>manga shartaI think I've seen that one desu
>>541229816Fpv drones are now launched from other carrier drones and the carrier has starlink which acts as a repeater. Essentially limited only by the carrier size. They are also launched by boat drones and ground robotic drones. Fibre optic are up to 50km now. The channel won't save us.
>>541230254twice the Hitlerstwice the fun
>>541227624Nope. As a Californian living in the prototype 2030, I can tell you with certainty that the rivers and canals will all be lost. The shit skins will seek shelter and seclusion so they can use drugs, rape and murder. They will be drawn to the canals. Take a look at those majestic canals. So old and timeless, built by me could not dream in even their worst nightmares what we're experiencing. The fusion of man and machine, the flood gates of the brown world being unleashed into the white lands. Enjoy the canals my friend. Fight for them. They are coming...
>Magna Car-taVrooom vrooom, watch out piggies!
>>541230304Mango burnham will fix it
>>541230332if the repeater drone is more than 20km away (which it would be) that wouldn't make any tactical difference.
>>541228049Pretty good way of avoiding the place I'd say. I wish more jeets would do this.
>>541229399he wrote all books
ah.. the ukrainesperg
>>541229816Nogger a £5k dji mavic could fly across the channel kek
>>541230487We haven't had Sky News nonce in a while
>>541230178Context is this retard mp saying the pubic sector isnt dependent on the private sector. We manually administered a global empire with less people than run the country now.https://xcancel.com/JonathanBrash/status/2090883265791959256
Do you really need those cans and chip butty this evening?
>>541230306You may have read them, but you haven't understood them. The City of London’s special status and customs are already governed by a dense body of later statutes, charters, and customary law. Abolishing this clause would just remove an archaic confirmation without altering the City’s actual powers, governance, or financial role.
>>541230512nigger a 200 quid petrol model aircraft could fly across the channel, you are missing the point though
>>541230512>fibre optic
>>541230549yes, but like I said, the population was much smaller, the entire structure of society was different
>>541228736What special benefit do minority farms extend over white farms?
>>541230558I bet the donator names are all ogopogo mbembu and matilda smythe-dicks
>>541230371They're even colonising the Anglo drink, drug and rape spots... can't have shit in Europe
>>541229988>550,000I'm surprised it's that low desu>>541230558>Nicola Denegri>nigger lady negro
>>541230586subhumans always want free handouts
>>541230586business idea : smuggle guns from calais on drones
Lovely.
>>541230633The population of the whole fucking british empire was smaller then the current uk pop?
>>541230770wood
>>541230733>winwhat the fuck does that mean? They should have capitulated years ago. Give half of Ukraine to Russia, the rest joins NATO, shrimple as
>>541230530just makes me laugh that he's so riled up about slavshits killing each other thousands of miles away meanwhile our own "innocent children" are being killed and worse but he doesnt seethe about that
>>541230770Looking good.
>Anon, what is your specialist subject?
>>541230772Yeah but most of it was Indians and you can just pay other Indians to hit them with a stick for compliance
>>541230772to run a colony of wogs you just need 20 good Englishmen
>>541230733That wasn't a hand out it was a loan package. It also benefits the EU to defeat Russia as Ukraine along with all of their natural resources will join the EU Bloc after the war. So any loan to Ukraine is actually an investment in a future EU state.
>>541230860ur mum
>>541230409The repeater drone flies to , say, London. Releases the fpv drones and then stays above. Using starlink to link back to base. The FPVs then have a 30-40km range from the repeater orbiting above. There is no range limit on starlink.
>>541230990>The repeater drone flies to , say, Londonyeah you see, no it doesn't
>>541231007Kek
>>541230840Is it a universal concern for all kids everywhere? Why isn't he screaming at Israel and America, or at one of the many bitchy little African bloodbath conflicts. If it's White kids then the Ukrainians have killed kids as well, especially during the 2014-2022 civil war period. And as you said, what about our own kids? I just assume that anyone still truly invested in the war is either a glow or a completely deranged nutcase and in both cases they can be thoroughly ignored.
>>541230860>brit/pol/ tripfags, 2017-2022
>>541230840You know it's possible to seethe about many things simultaneously when your iq isn't 70?
>>541230076
>>541230988She's not a specialist topic, more general knowledge iykwim
>>541231106>What happened to SGA?
>>541230569>Abolishing this clause would just remove an archaic confirmation without altering the City’s actual powers, governance, or financial role.Rubbish. The way you frame your responses to me says everything. Not only that, but the Magna Carta had a lot of clauses that were all repealed, apart from the three that remain today. Again, if Clause IX is meaningless, then why does it still exist. I know that you know that I know I'm on to the money here.
>>541230990I think you are fundamentally misapprehending the nature of the war in Ukraine, it isn't a show of force, it is rattling sabres and meat grinding. It's just a pressure point.
>>541231007
>>541231199Erm... no, pass.
>>541231235in the same way as looking a stranger in they eye for more than 4 seconds, it's all they need to do to get people's backs up. That's all it is.
>>541230971>Provide them with loads of debt>Then absorb that debt into your out economy The EU, historically at least, has entry criteria that I think the Ukraine may struggle to meet for some time regarding things like that.
Proper job.
>>541231342>in dey eyeI've gone pigin on y'all
>>541231040Why doesn't it?
>>541230990>There is no range limit on starlink.They'll just AI them.
clews and thathttps://rumble.com/v7einyc-tate-brothers-manosphere-exposed-special-guest-charlie-brown-joins-the-show.html
Winters would be more comfy if I had a gf
>>541231452back of the net
>>541231452No leg?
>>541230860timothy james byrne, from rented flat in high wycombe to nursing home in burnham
Are you allowed to hit on girls who work in Tesco?
>>541231061I couldn't give a fuck about Muslim and Jewish kids. I hope they wipe each other out. I can't stand Americans. I hope they sort their shit out and become reasonable people but I doubt it.
>>541231061>deranged nutcaseI saw a chudditor in McDonald's shortly after the conflict started dressed in full camo gear with a slav Ukraine velcro patch and flag on. Had a sensible chuckle to myself while ordering a burger.
>>541231509global thermonuclear war for a startsecondly, you can't so much as chuck a beachball into the sea without it being detected.Thirdly it would go dark long before it reached London, because y'know the whole reason fibre optic drones are a thing
>>541231586>jeet in id
https://xcancel.com/FuturistPartyGB/status/2091101654850453595#m>Sea Legend a Chinese shipping company has begun the first regular northern sea route Ningbo-> Felixstowe >The new route Takes as little as 18 days compared with more than 40 days for the Suez Canal and avoids the risk of being struck by Houthi missile. >This new route is a huge opportunity for the UK if played successfully.Fortunately we haven't spent over a decade antagonising Russia...
>>541231636Ejeet. Electronic jeet.
>>541231452ayo were da seasonin yt boi?!
>>541231620Ah, I see you met Jason Arday just before his famous Ghost of Kyiv battles
>>541231635I mean, back in the 40's we had tech to detect incoming aircraft from 30 miles away. What they have now I don't even want to speculate.
>>541231586You want to hit on Middle aged Indians?
>>541231580>What happened to timothy's rented flat in high wycombe ?
>>541231743>I don't even want to speculate.The police nudging finally got through, smdh
>>541231675Why not just build a big railgun that launches cargo containers into a low orbit so they circle the earth a few times before landing neatly in the target country?
>>541231783This situation, is going to plan. If I have to explain that then we are on different pages.
>>541231452
>>541231600I can't stand you, tbqh
>>541231785Someone's plastic sex arse might get damaged.
>>541231834Gravy looks thin.
>>541231635Ok. So you don't understand. You could have just said so.
>>541231719Bet he was thinking to himself>Better make it a big one, could be me last
>>541231452Looks like, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, care home food
As-salaamu alaikum wa rahmetullahi wa barakatuhu, brit/pol/.I hope you're all doing well.Just wanted to leave a reminder that the gates of repentance, the gates of Jannah, are open.May Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala lead you to the right path and let the flower of imān grow in your hearts.Jabir ibn Abdullah reported: When the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, began his prayer, he would exalt Allah and then say, “Verily, my prayer, my rites, my life, and my death are for Allah the Lord of the worlds. He has no partner and with this I have been commanded and I am among the Muslims. O Allah, guide me to the best deeds and the best character, for no one guides to the best of them but you, and protect me from evil deeds and evil character, for no one protects from them but you.”عَنْ جَابِرِ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ قَالَ كَانَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ إِذَا اسْتَفْتَحَ الصَّلَاةَ كَبَّرَ ثُمَّ قَالَ إِنَّ صَلَاتِي وَنُسُكِي وَمَحْيَايَ وَمَمَاتِي لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ لَا شَرِيكَ لَهُ وَبِذَلِكَ أُمِرْتُ وَأَنَا مِنْ الْمُسْلِمِينَ اللَّهُمَّ اهْدِنِي لِأَحْسَنِ الْأَعْمَالِ وَأَحْسَنِ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَهْدِي لِأَحْسَنِهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ وَقِنِي سَيِّئَ الْأَعْمَالِ وَسَيِّئَ الْأَخْلَاقِ لَا يَقِي سَيِّئَهَا إِلَّا أَنْتَ
>>541231780pass. need to brush up on shopper bear and the tea corner. and the man from sainsbury’s. i’m not ready to go on>which foreign government did timothy appeal to rescue him from britain?
>>541231785We need to team up with the EU and build a space elevator on Sao Tome
2012 was the last good year
>>541232066Wallahi cuzzie, you stay peng bruv, innit
>>541232066Getting bummed by jeets is holy.
Going to bed, too bored to stay awake
>>541232319It's only tinnies past eight.
>Now that it's raining more than ever>Know that we'll still have each other>You can stand under my suella>You can stand under my suella, -ella, -ella>Ayy, ayy, ayy>Under my suella, -ella, -ella>Ayy, ayy, ayy>Under my suella, -ella, -ella>Ayy, ayy, ayy>Under my suella, -ella, -ella>Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy
>>541232319Symptom of a dull mind.
>>541231717Salt, pepper and some chopped spring onions is all the seasoning chicken needs. I don't need to hide the taste of washing up liquid.I don gone wash ma chickin.
>>541231881I don't care.
flies and wasps have been getting a bit too brazen the last few daysthey've mainly kept their head down this summer, but in the last few days they instantly find an open window and come in to cause me hasslei'm not standing for it
>>541232319i'm going to stay up all night because i'm an adult
>>541231769I've never seen even one Indian working in Tesco
>>541232388Not enough syllables to work. The song pronounces it um-ber-ella. You need another.
>>541232487You've trained for this. You're a master at punching the air.
>>541232058You'd better temper your expectations then lad. Care home food doesn't look nearly as good as that these days. But it is a basic din dins to be fair. Only want the chicken for the carcass really.
>>541231945>just use starlink broThey would just cut straight to modern chemical warfare if shit cut lose you fucking idiot. >pissing about with dronesfuck's sake man, honestly
>>541232487Heat and lack of water probably kept them at bay for a bit. Saw a few wasps myself today finding any bit of water that they can. Now in late summer they become more aggressive too.
Triggered ponces, nowt wrong with an early night
>>541232632Someone in one of the earlier threads fed some wasps apparently. Didn't elaborate on itm
>>541232487I actually don't mind wasps so much, if they come into your house a quick wave of the tea towel and they fucking know where the door is. Flies on the other hand piss me right off.
>>541232573fwiw, that's probably skewed by the fact there are far more single mothers than single fathers. Mr Felonious D'Arkie can go out to get cigarettes and never come back before the kid's even born, let alone before he has the opportunity to 'git dey muhfuggin ass', as the saying goes
>>541232722you get your head down lad don’t listen to these
>>541232628You realise that's exactly what's happening daily in Russian held territories?They fly a carrier drone, drop FPVs and take out the logistics in the rear. Using starlink. Russia built a starlink jammer, it uses 9 truck sized containers and is static. It only works locally and Ukraine has blown up the first three deployed already. Starlink changes everything.
drones are the pen pushers weapon of choice, riding the thin line between legal and illegal war. i.e what international treaty will allow you to get away with. That's the only arena in which they are useful.
>>541231435The loans are serviced and repaid using windfall profits and revenues generated from frozen Russian sovereign assets held within the European Union.
>>541232796I've covered the situation between Russia and Ukraine already.>starling changes everythingso Russia is going to use starlink are they? We were talking bout the English channel remember?
>>541232783
>>541232767I had a gf that killed her kid. She's no longer my gf. Got called sids but it wasn't. She confessed to me one night when drunk.
>>541232749It's easy to think of them as bastards, they can be bastards, especially when compared to beebros, but they are still classed as pollinators and play their own role in gardens.
>>541232834Bring back 9th century warfare
>>541231586eejit
Am not a wasp promise
>>541232550Hey @grok you fucked it again
>>541232919bit of a night killer
>>541232834Nonsense. Drones have made most battlefield weapons obsolete. Artillery is outranged by drones and drones are precision weapons, unlike artillery. Tanks are obsolete, APCS. Everything. For the first time in history we can cross no man's land, look for a target using the weapon itself, loiter until finding one and then hit it precisely even if it's under cover, inside a building. Whatever. It's a giant leap forward in warfare.Anyone that thinks otherwise is deluded.
>>541226320Cofnas loves niggers and Israel -- soulful..
>>541231586It's actually a requirement to claim your Club Card rewards
>>541233063yes, men with guns are obsolete and yet they keep sending themreally gets the noggin jogginBut this isn't all out war, it's toeing the line. It's the equivalent of letting your dog shit on the neighbour's lawn.
>>541233063So what do you do when the enemy stops using troops and vehicles?
>>541232907Russia already has partial coverage with their own version of starlink. They've rushed it into service since Elon cut them off. At the moment they only have a few satellites limiting them to an hour or so coverage a day. They were on schedule to be up and running with complete coverage by mid 2027 but last month Ukraine took out their space program. They will rebuild but it's delayed them a while. I wasn't talking about Russia btw. Just drone capabilities in general. I could probably build a carrier drone with fpv capability in the shed already. That's the thing, this shit isn't complicated. Anyone can build it. The future is scary.
>>541233055The father had dumped her and was going for custody.
>>541232845>windfall profits and revenues generated from frozen Russian sovereign assetsThat's about 7% of what it costs to support Ukraine currently.
>>541233152Doesn't the scanner give you cancer?
>>541233229cool, so they send drones, we send drones. Everyone dies by drones? At what point would you press the button? Learn how to think lad
retard
>>541233164Men are already being replaced by ground robotic systems at the front. Ground robots have defended positions, taken positions, taken prisoners and even invaded hostile territory with a fully robotic amphibious landing. The world is moving fast.
>>541233287Only testicular, she should be fine
>>541233351>The groomer becomes the groom'ed
>>541233287What doesn't?
>>541233287It's probably messed with her sense of depth enough I can confidently tell her it's a nine incher.
>>541233222You send drones to systematically destroy their economy and their ability to wage war, as Ukraine is doing. Or you target shipping malls and such to terrorise civilians into pressuring an end to the war, as Russia is doing.Jury is out on which is more effective.
>>541233404shut up jockmong
>>5412332780.7% of our annual gdp goes to supporting Ukraine.
>>541233480Or you engage in a 30+ year propaganda war to undermine national identity>who would win
>>541233404Kek done him >>541233507You've been done kek
Koyaanisqatsi.
>>541233297>At what point would you press the button?The person who presses the button gets annihilated by everyone else. Pressing the button isn't an option and it hasn't been for a long time.
>>541233480>terroriseBoth are doing this. Don't act like Ukraine isn't targeting civilians. In their own words, "they are bringing the war home to the russians".
I only post on /pol/ knowing that there are no bots.
>>541233598
>>541233535when you totally disregard the value of human life, a slow burn suppressive stance against Russia makes the most economic sense. Again, this isn't all-out war
>>541233063Bow and arrow beats drone every time.
>>541233554The ultimate strategy they are both doing is to fill their own countries with indians, presumably until there is no more difference and they can dissolve the border and become Greater India.
>>541233568He hasn't actually. That's not jockmong.
>>541233597They did it so much after 2014 that it was one of the Russian CBs used to intervene in the civil war
>>541233595that's how it works, yes
We cannot let another left-wing government in, chaps. If we do, it's over for the UK. Perfect cannot be the enemy of good. Kemi isn't perfect, but she's the best option to unite the right. I'll be voting Conservative in this year's snap election, and so should you.
>>541233654>when you totally disregard the value of human lifeyes
>>541233660He has been done, doesn't matter who it isn't
I've outplayed you all againespecially jockmong
This is the room full of lonely gays is it not?
I sometimes brush my teeth knowing that there are no bots on /pol/.
>>541233597>Don't act like Ukraine isn't targeting civilians.They aren't. They are targeting civilian dual use infrastructure but they've never targeted civilians. Not once.They can't afford to. All support would vanish. Anyway, I was talking about drone capabilities. I'm not interested in making Brit/pol/ about the Russia/Ukraine war. I've got other places for that.
Kek he's seething after getting done, probably going to throw a meltie now
What's really going to boil your noodle, considering camaraderie is the best thing in life, these boys getting chopped into dog meat probably lived more in their short lives than you or I ever will.
>they aren't ackshually killing civilians, they are just targeting civilian infrastructure, and if civilians die then it's just a side effect
>>541233639>Again, this isn't all-out warYes it is. It's just like ww1. Nobody knows what to do about the new technology yet. There will be a tech breakthrough just like the tank was back then. Until then it's a full on war but limited by instant death if you get seen.
Once my teeth are brushed... I take over to the toilet..
>>541233789fancy a bum?
>>541233654There are no Indians in Ukraine. It's bullshit.
>>541233818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHo3EbPrCcA
>>541233708So, Restore or civil war?>>541233746Does it count if you're playing by yourself?
Shift change
>>541233818Nah.Having your arse rimmed by a fit girl is the best thing in life.I choose that instead of getting chopped into dog meat tbqhwy.
>>541233854Their fault for not neetmaxxing and simply not turning up anymore.
>>541233746The day I'm outplayed is the day I hang up me lamps. t. Jockmong
>>541233876Remember to change brush.
>>541233795I don't think Ozon warehouses count as 'dual use'
>>541233918utterly grim
>>541233795>They can't afford to. All support would vanish.Smoking crack isn't good for your health
>>541233908Jnog just got done again lol
>>541233918Why does it matter if she's fit? You're not going to see her doing it
>>541233947I just wanted to see if you were ittspastic mong
I rub a bum and fub a fab...fanny make a
>>541229456Reform/Restore might sound good on paper, but they cannot win. Only the Conservatives can defeat Labour, and, unless the right unites behind Kemi, we're getting another 10 years of left-wing Labour government. Reform and Restore should stand down in the best interests of the Conservative Party and the country.
>>541233964Shut up Joe
>>541233795>They can't afford to>but it is definitely all out warstop posting mate
>>541233953They sell drones and fibre optic kits. It's tenuous, agreed. But it's enough. Compared to the other sides antics it's justified.
>>541234005imagine the nose hair problems your sons would have
>>541234043Kek done him >>541233964You've been done kek
>I don't want to talk about the Ukraine/Russia war on brit/pol/, I've got other places to do that, but now let's talk about the Ukraine/Russia war on brit/pol/
>>541234005I've been in this thread for years retard.
>>541234019you glub an mak tha no way ogf... I yjom ypi fghjd. Hitler.
>>541234072got no nose hair problems as it is tbfarse hairs thoughthats another story entirelyits like that mission impossible scene where he's going down the hole with the lasers except he's a poo and the lasers are me hairs
>>541234085Kek you're seething
>>541234096cant bring myself to give a single fuck about ukraine v russia
>>541234085>>541187237
I'm dominating this thread
>>541234098this thread's only been up for 2-3 hours retardfuck me you need putting in a home
>>541233854It's another one of those where "the enemy" isn't human so there are no civilians and all are legitimate targets.
>>541234044I was comfy cooking. I didn't start it. >>541226922It started there. I just happen to know a lot about drones.
>>541234144veet senstive lad, game changer.all your farts will be butt rattlers though, fair warning
>>541233854I think that's the Israeli rules of engagement
>>541234212
>>541234212This who jwog is banging? Perfect looksmatch
>>541234096I respond to people who respond to me. At the end of the day I know more about this than any of you and that's the end of it. Tbqhwy.
>>541234196>>541187596kek
Bit seethey in here
>>541234212Swall your soul material
>>541234223dr lass was gonna give me one of her laser hair removal thingies, might get one of them
>>541234243
>>541234148Total chad win! You ngdg!~ trump and hedseds are wintring. Poland black greasy cock.
>Breathed in shit particles from having a shit in the toilet and now my mouth tastes and smells of shitAnyone else?
>>541234272>I know more about this than any of you and that's the end of it. Tbqhwy.>>541232845>The loans are serviced and repaid using windfall profits and revenues generated from frozen Russian sovereign assets held within the European Union.>>541233278>That's about 7% of what it costs to support Ukraine currently.>>541233535>0.7% of our annual gdp goes to supporting Ukraine.7%. Do not try goal post shifting again.
>>541234375>seething on a VPN Kek done the twat
>>541234352don't even want to imagine thatalso kill yourself ;p
>>541234402Business idea: start buying Arday relics as they'll be destroyed out of shame and skyrocket in value
Got done so badly he's ragelarping on a nonceproxy kek
>>541234377the shit spores are on your toothbrush, bit of shit never killed anyone, apart from that 6yo afghani refugee
>>541234456
>>541234537I'll just rinse it off under the tap. The issue is breathing in shit but how can you avoid that?
wobbledan wibbletits on the verge of tears because everyone's ignoring him (just like irl)
>>541234402Everyone who read this book got done
>>541234402>woah so le heckin resilient>dignified AS FUCK>kills himself at the first sign of trouble
>>541234465>>541234465this businez sop sauy for whateeever. no way ednezx. Afrocam in mak so what you saq in no whett. Tum won.
>>541234408
>>541234652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6l6_fHeYNY
>>541234565Kek done him
>>541234589the shit is inside you, you made it, it's a part of you. There's a theory that we are mere vessels to carry our shit producing bacterial culture around and keep it fed. 50% of the shit you poop out is made up of cells that aren't yours, or the food you ate. I haven't fact checked any of this.
>>541234755fucking retardthats me and I made ityou've done yourself
>>541234679Wat gat mosa iz hg yu say? Epaewetien?
>>541234785I've done you, you've done yourself, you've been double done
>kek>done him>kek>done him
its from not having clean teeth, put your finger behind your furthest back teeth and smell it, probably smells like poo
Kek told you he'd have a meltdown
>>541234823you don't even know who's who so you can't say who's done whospastic mong
>>541234565>we will have retirement arc josh in 30 years
>>541234873I retired 15 years ago
>>541234865>seething Megameltie lel
>>541234829Filters are your fren
>>541234906I accept your cope session
>>541234873>Alri laaaa, reckon nurselass proper fancies me, she give me double helping of Werther's
Frog posters eat other mens cum
at so bet so win? better than wat cam for wat the the thing whatever, right?
>>541234947>still seething Oh my god your mental health is in tatters rn kek, cortisol spiking through the roof lmao
>>541234980
>>541234980Frogs or frogs?
>>541235032You eat your own cum as well kek
>>541235054Filtered
>>541235029>ragebait
>>541235103That's supper buggered then.
>>541235107>still still seething Kek I done you so bad
I've won
>>541235078I don't wank.
>>541235157>ESL momentOh dear.
>>541235193You cum hands free when mounted by dogs, then you eat it kek
>>541234980so fat no way is da ut germin. so wat no wa. I saw un yutuube. this hat wen say.
He's still still still seething hahaha
>>541235255Done you earlier pal
Fo hunnert less gooo
>>541235261su epiaz.. she edhr, but mak, but siz wattezs,,, jaja.
he's ramping upI suspect a gigamelty in the next threadcrynonce larp may even make an appearance
uh oh, the stiffs at gchq have detected a spike in good honest banter. Time to shut it down. Get a real job you pack of wankshafts
>>541232487they're getting low on sugar since nothing has been growing all summer so they're starting to get lairy
Jnonce got bodied this thread no cap
400
>>541235415>41 postsYou're melting down kek
>>541235284yu nioggar gomg get remigrated to israel gondrand no worr, but han. It's tam.
>>541235533>>541235533>>541235533new
>>541235539>nonce prattleYou're gay lmao
>>541235107alri mahmood la
