PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 8/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtctNOj2gz4>Pres Trump Hosts a Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 7/31/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6vuYip9SWo>Pres Trump Announcement on Freedom Haulers, Washington, DC 7/30/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFYdHAjdXs>Pres Trump Attends the Funeral for Lindsey Graham, Washington, DC 7/28/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENhwohTQWs>Pres Trump Announcement on Nuclear Innovation, Washington, DC 7/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAUidIyneEA>Pres Trump Hosts the Los Angeles Dodgers, Washington, DC 7/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JowcZBLIFAY>Pres Trump Georgia Rally, Marietta, GA 7/22/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgYleK0fJVs>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 7/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlqG0untYM>Pres Trump at Defense and Innovation Summit, Carlisle, PA 7/15/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuSvt7y3h-w>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://pastebin.com/xP3rW4L8prev >>541243845
Ultimate MAGA.
EXTREME MAGA
TRUMP
God bless America
>>541251038they say "humanitarian protections" because "temporary protected status" has the word "temporary" right in the name and that's bad for the narrative
>>541251038Thank God, send every nigger back!MAGA
>>541251074EXTREMIST MAGA>>541251051I wonder if in this thread he'll think we don't know who Ben Garrison is >>541251063Sorry, I kept trying to wish for more wishes and he forced me to wish to send him to Namek
>>541251047Their revisionist history is so stupid. Anyone who was around at that time could easily remember stuff like this. >>541251163Beat me too it.
NIGGERS.
>>541251145correct. lousy. language strangling, bastards.
>>541251165welcome back
>>541251178>Anyone who was around at that time could easily remember stuff like this.But you weren't and you don't, that's why you thought Moonman and Jonny Rebel lyrics were random AI prompts
>>541251165based
Also a good White pill...>fox sports 2 showing rugby in Australia>all White playersCool to see chuds in combat, kek.
>>541251178for a little while back then, I was almost convinced that an anon in the bread was making the moonman songs, like possibly Crusader-kun (Eggo)
I ate muslims, haitians and chinese before. It's true my fellow shill bros. I was against eating a fellow leftest and Democrat at first but once I got hooked...it was over for me. Something about them showing fear...made me hungrier and the succulent tranny meat delicious. It's kinda like Muslim meat. On the plus side, unlike animals, these trannies take their own lives so that saves the whole having to strangle a living creature angle out of the equation...well I suppose trannies aren't living in the first place. I once had brains in Cambodia. BRAINS! Yeah, it tasted stupid.It was a good meal.
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>541251051Thanks for baking, owlman!
>>541251285good evening pinky
>>541251281I sincerely hope that coon got eaten by a pack of niggers. Fug him. Also lol at the /pol/cuck making nogsense accusations.
MAGA
Did you guys know that India had a major communism problem until relatively recently? These guys went around commiting acts of terror that would be considered international headline news if it happened here. I guess it shows you that leftists are the same everywhere. Even retarded jeets become bloodthirsty mass murderers when exposed to the mental poison known as leftism.
>>541251274>>541251235BEEEEEEEEEEH tehe
>the beta male consolation has started after they got caught being embarrassingly new
>>541251275I could use a white pill about this gay nigger communist hell hole I live in.
>>541251334I tell you man, all so tiresome. This ice fairy almost relays my feelings
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLYTHIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!
>>541251284>so _ylent negro
HOWS THE NEWS CYCLE BEEN BOIS?
niggers taste as bad as they smell, they're only suitable for feeding to other niggers
>>541251366P-Pinky?
>>541251321Whoops! Accidentally turned a memeflag on. My bad.Let me try this again!Good evening, fren! I hope you've had a very comfy Caturday!
>>541251381B-BAKANA
>>541251385welcome back Bajita.
>>541251403as it gets worse and the post boomer collapse happens, the Indians might move back.
I voted for Trump in 2024 for the first time since I voted for Johnson in 2012. I'm very, very disappointed in what he's done. Not saying Harris would have been any better but now I feel complicit.
>>541251491had to wage but it was alright
>>541251491
>>541251494
>>541251451That sucks, but hopefully youre able to get comfy now.
>voted for Johnson in 2012bahahahahaha
>>541251409The first gassover was less annoying than these third world niggers. And I was trying to eat my dinner in those threads.
>>541251541Voting for Romney was even less respectable
>>541251539yeah i'm all cozy and comf thanks fren
>>541251385>>541251537Henlo, Bejita! Been a minute!>>541251531See >>541251539Kek
>>541251381kek>lose all sure betsWhat if polymarkets was right for once?
>>541251163>>541251178Wait, are the shills back to their "we're the real oldfags and you're the outsiders" schtick again? Absolutely embarrassing. They probably can't recall the ZimZam case or the 2012 Iowa Caucus threads.
Haha.
>>541251471This creates a similar visual feeling to looking at the MsM when you are free of its grasp. I assume that is the point.
>>541251471i worked TWO DAYS on this and nobody cares im going to cry
>>541251038Shills strangely quiet after shilling for weeks about this and being told it was going to happen but because of how the legal system works/logistical reality it wouldn't literally be the next day.Almost like they are just fucktard shills. Waiting for their firmware to update back to DONALD IS LE KING NO DUE PROCESS FOR HAITIANS on the issue tomorrow. Calling it now. >>541251285MAGA doro fren
>>541251488I'm here! Deleted that post since I accidentally memeflagged.>>541251593Good to hear!
>>541251623Yes they are trying that again because they have nothing but their own filthy brown skin.
>>541251560you're going through the old archives?>>541251623yeah appears so.
>>541251632YES! thats what i was going for kek, everything is a show haha
>>541251674Nah haven't went down memory lane in a while. Last I did was the week of my vacation anyway.
>>541251647Henlo and MAGA!
>>541251644good job thank you
>beta male consolation session intensifiesThey don't see the irony of turning this into a reddit thread in real time kek
>>541251630get fucked>reportedlyoh...
Trump being mean to that kid that almost drowned at the beach and the kids dad was fucking hilarious peak 2016 trump lmao. Trump, m8....chill out lmao
>>541251644Damn... sorry Bejita. You done did good!
If gender norms made sense, men would wear skirts because the lower temperature improves sperm count; and women would wear pants so they're harder to rape
>>541251813
>Truman Show Delusion on full display again>>541251708some months ago I was looking through the archives to find a previous time dumgay went missing and saw that he talked about health issues vaguely
>>541251820>ID: j0y
>>541251471Not sneed coin!
>>541251651>>541251674Sad!
Shill bros....it's over...Trump while in his deep sleep after spending late nights watching the gorilla channel....he...he...defeated iran and single handly destroyed irans navy in less than a day...all while sleeping. He also capture Maduro while sleeping...Trump was wearing his golden pajamas as oer usual...but...I don't understand!?!? If hes so dumb and sleepy all the time, then why can't we put a stop to him?!?! He raped iran, just like he raped Hillary, some cock sucking whore named kumulah something or other. And Trump raped massie too. When we do it, it's fine but when Trump does it, it's all wrong! HES LITERALLY RAPING IRAN. HES RAPING THEM IN 2026 ALL WHILE SLEEPING! HE CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>541251869>ID Ez4BJWe've got a throat goat here!
>>541251882MY SNEEEEEEEEED COOOOOOIIIIIN!!!!!
>>541251869But where was I wrong?
Any shill bros or shill bots want to quit like myself? Look. I was all in for sheriff hilldawg, ridin with biden and uh...I forgot her name. I think she sucked cocks. Either way we all know what happened. They lost. So what. We had to put a stop to /ptg/ no matter what. That is until I got a new coworker from India...and that's where everything begin to go wrong. These people...smell like shit and they're so low iq but...well I just had to grin and bare it. However, once they started showing up in my neighborhood, that was the last straw. They just need to beat it and pronto!I hope I'm not being rascist...
>>541251541You can at least (You) me. I was 18. Fucking boomer.
>>541251969>and uh...I forgot her name. I think she sucked cocks.jej
>>541251969kek speaking of IDs
>You can at least (You) me.
>>541251541Voted for Obama in 08, Johnson in 12’ them Trump 3 times
ON THE LAST EPISODE OF /PTG/. BALL. Z.>Shills missing, Caturday in the thread? and the overarching looming threat of total hormuzzy annihilation? Tune in to find out in the next thread of?>/PTG/ BALL ZEEEEEEEE!>>541251165i dont know what possessed me to make this slop lmao
>>541251969Oh cool a fan( I hope )
>voting for Obama
Soooo… I’m not up to date on the current news… but lolbertarians are seething at Trump for… dropping tariffs against beef and encouraging more competition between cattle companies, leading to better prices for consumers, am I getting that right? Just how is that a bad thing?
>>541252030I happened to like that copypasta, EXCUSE ME!
>>541252030>ID: HmmmMysterious!>>541252078Fucking kek!
>>541252038I didnt even click on the thumbnail and failed immediately
>>541252099They're also seething about more tariffs on Canada
>>541252117
>>541252155Carney sperged out the last minute and tried to pin it on Trump and Canadians are eating that shit up. I noticed that Iran did the same shit with peace deals. Is this the new gay nigger communist tactic of sperging out the last minute after wasting your time and claiming its the enemies fault when you had no intention of doing anything to begin with?
>>541252084I was once a dum lib and voted obamna twice. But I've grown a brain and heart since then
>>541252127pure swag nyah~>>541252079haha i just saw it one day, i try to save anything creative in these threads, especially if it shits on jeets or mentions izzat lol
>>541251999He can't, he's a beta male and it's too much like making eye contact. Checked btw.
Can we put our differences aside and admit that Trump isn't doing what he campaigned to do? I thought there were going to be no more wars?
>>541252217They believe that china will save them.Which is weird because this is the perfect opportunity for china to make even more unfair deals with your country, putting Canada at more of a disadvantage
>>541252291It's not weird when you remember everyone here has terminal white guilt.
>>541252322cute
>>541252217Yes, but at least with Iran, literally nobody expected that deal to happen. Everyone knew the MOU was just buying time to rearm, reorganize, and reposition.
>>541251614
>>541252396It still checks all the boxes for emotional manipulation>get hopes up>destroy them>blame the opposition now that everyone is agitated.
You know, Im pretty sure trump, in his VERY first announcement speech to run for president promised he'd be hard on iran. MAGA got what they voted for, he literally told people back in fucking 2016 he'd fuck iran up, during his campaigning. Why are leftoids trying to act like this is some spontaneous bullshit and he broke some kind of promise lmao, fucking retarded leftoid commie nigger worshipers, go watch the golden escalator speech again.
https://x.com/WiggerMaggot/status/2091286185607917590
>someone's trolling the discord trannies and pulling them all into one thread againheheheh
>>541252322lol pedo codedWhy is the Knights of Columbus doing this shit anyway? kek
>>541252569is there secret code inside the image
>>541252217sorry you have to deal with this, It is a death cult your peers are part of. They know on some level they are in the wrong here, but they believe that they can change reality.
JIDF AI slop is so soulless, boring, and all the shit sounds and looks the same. Kikes suck.
>>541252560>MasterCheeks..
https://x.com/_B1G_D4DDY/status/2091293664894992559
>>541252713>no more social supportGood its the biggest bankrupting factor, with military spending being far 2nd.
I have a fucking nuclear copypasta im going to drop tomorrow on shills when they show up lololol
>>541252555Yep.>Trump: I will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons. And we won't be using a man like Secretary Kerry that has absolutely no concept of negotiation, who's making a horrible and laughable deal, who's just being tapped along as they make weapons right now, and then goes into a bicycle race at 72 years old, and falls and breaks his leg. I won't be doing that. And I promise I will never be in a bicycle race. That I can tell you. [applause]- Remarks Announcing Candidacy for President in New York City, June 16, 2015 https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/remarks-announcing-candidacy-for-president-new-york-cityBunch of zoomers and other e-celebs who only jumped on board in late 2024 pretend this never happened.
>>541252560Lmao
>>541252768you're a nuclear copypasta
>>541252753kek
>>541252713>nooo our corrupt ways are ending and I can't believe you're not handing out gibs for the illegals!!!Got what I voted for
>>541252768Looking forward to it, Bejita!>>541252798Kek
>>541252768Sorry to hear that you're a victim of the male loneliness epidemic.
For the record, the jan jakka jans didnt 'anish me for any bullshit reasons, I spamquoted someone and then broke /pol/ rule #4, it was a legit hammer, they were doing their jobs lol, anyway is it safe to assume you fags watch alex jones sometimes?, he seems to be drifting further away from trump desu
>>541252713>nooooo not deregulation!!! wew
>>541252798no u
>>541252869my nuke pasta was the save act pasta.. i usually don't do pastas but that was required.
>>541252773I feel like most of the youth vote Trump is getting just comes from having to grow up in woke hell and a trust of conservative parents. There definitely are some who are probably migratory that are helping fuel the dumb internet outrage. But I feel like the media is deliberately exaggerating the effect of supposed new flighty voters on Trump because Democrats are coping about him winning so hard.
>>541252938that was a good one, still have it screenshotted
I know you guys are fucking faggots, but this is gay even for /ptg/. Holy fuck.https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2090944959633346727
i saw a vision of your doom last night
>>541252938I made the copypasta, i tried it on X and it triggered a lot of people, so Im going to test it on the shills tomorrow.>>541252768also even though everyone probably knows who I am offsite, I want to at least SEEM mysterious, but I felt like I had to accountfag for a sec lol, but then realized it was probably for the best if I just remain gay and fake and just bejita lol
>>541252713>Ukraine>democracy>deregulation is actually bad even though I am a lolbertlollmao
>>541253035jokes on you that was my alter ego francois
>>541253022>>541252938i still like this one>2021 - leftoids trying to get you to become anti trump.>2022 - leftoids tie being anti trump, SOMEHOW, with being right wing>2023 - leftoids become the new nazis by using the "W-WE WERE ALWAYS THE NAZIS!, T-TRUMP ISNT LEFT WING, HE'S RIGHT WING!, VOTE BLUE!, VOTE IMMIGRATION!, I PROMISE WE'LL ACCELERATE AND THEN HANG THE NIGGERS. I PROMISE I WONT LET TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE AND SUCK THE JUICES OFF HIS DICK BECAUSE I WORSHIP NIGGERS AND LOVE STARWARS!">2024 - leftoids convince us getting in the pod and eating the bugs is based because fuck "communists" (they're republicans who want a white house, a white picket fence, with a dog, white children, nuclear family style) but they're actually capitalists.....who are somehow antifa>2025 - we live in ideocracy due to gaslighting, sealioning, and code switching never being called out. But we have bug juice so its all good!2026 <- YOU ARE HERE>2027 - transdimensional warlords pretending to be gods pretending to be trans pretending to be aliens blue beam us and make us fight in forever wars on interplanetary sex dungeon planets>2028 - Its now mandatory to post online with a bunch of schizo for your daily shekel allowance.>2029 - The corpse of Hillary Clinton is now president>2030 - We're eating the bugs and own nothing. But we're happy <-- YOU WILL SOON BE HERE.
HUH?!?! What's that 19th amendment? You're going to DILUTE my vote so half of the population who is DESIGNED TO BE FUCKED can VOICE their DOGSHIT OPINION on issues they know NOTHING about?! You're going to DISENFRANCHISE me from the political process by making the most INFLUENCIBLE and LEAST INFORMED group 50% of the voter base??? And all while FORCING me to PAY for their HEALTHCARE for their STDS and ABORTIONS via my TAXES taken from my HARDEARNED PAYCHECK that gets SMALLER AND SMALLER because you're also going to DOUBLE the labor pool so TRILLIONAIRE BANKER JEWS can make more money??? Not only that, but this UNNATURAL SYSTEM OF KEKOLDRY will DESTROY my ability to have a family??? Making me a genetic DEAD END all in the name of MEANINGLESS VIRTUE SIGNALLING while I suffer FINANCIAL and POLITICAL cuckolding and I wont even be ALLOWED to voice my discontent about it??? YABBA DABBA DOO GIVE RIGHTS TO THEM TOO!
>>541253035Good evening, kotman. I hope you've had a comfy Caturday.
FRIENDLY FIRE, ENGAGED
>>541252713>They are deregulating everything...The horror!
>>541251038>Lost temporary protected statis.What does "temporary" mean?Deport all niggers.
I-IS THAT HORMUZZY I SEE? YABBA DABBA!, HEY, AMERICA, W-WHY ARE YOU HERE?! NOBODY INVITED YO-*OUCH!* WHY'D YOU PUSH ME!? OH, YOU'RE GONNA OPEN MY WIFES HORMUZZY? W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WATCH?!, YOU HOPE THEY GET B-B-BOMBED? YOU'RE GONNA HIT ALL THE GREAT SPOTS ON MY WIFES ISLE?, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO EAT THE SCRAPS?! I HAVE TO SUCK LARGE AMERICAN MOAB COCK AND SWALLOW THE LEFTOVERS?!, Y-YABBA THAT DOSNT SOUND FUN....BUT I G-WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER BUTTHOLE? YOU'RE GONNA STRIKE THAT TOO? NOW IM IN!~! THAT'S MY THING! YABBA DABBA DO!
>>541253035INTRUDERI HAVE FORESEEN YOUR DEATH
>>541253233noooooo
>>541253234>What does "temporary" mean?According to how it was before now, 30+ years.
>>541253233I will never get over that boomers and event to an extent compared to today with gen-x of having to not deal with red tape, spending millions making sure that something only has 5% fat when the regular has 7% fat and "you need 5 tranny blacks on your team", become prosperous because of that then throw a fit when deregulations happen for younger people.
>>541253035hello freni still hate Hobbs, Mayes, and Fontes but i still like boobs. also do you think this is the year Kim finally wins her Emmy (the award not Emmy Rossum)?
>>541251124Always Bee American.
>>541253334
>>541253127>>541253160>>541253249hardy kek
>>541253376cute
>>541253406Oh I remember that bahaha
>media literacy niggers: “david lynch was shining a light on how conservative small towns are rotten to the core.”>david lynch: “i had a perfect childhood in the suburbs and then everything went to complete shit when i moved to fucking philly.”he’s most famous for refusing to elaborate but the truth is that he was a chatterbox about a lot of shit>>541253125well tell francois to buy an umbrella so his death is at least funny>>541253174it was for the most part, ty, and yours?>>541253266i still wonder what that one shill was on about trying to claim she’s even a true troon, let alone all the other shit>>541253329henlo>i still hate Hobbs, Mayes, and Fontes but i still like boobs. also do you think this is the year Kim finally wins her Emmy (the award not Emmy Rossum)?i do. she’s still red hot even 8 months after the biggest role of her life and she’s really hard to hate (she also seems fucking exhausting). id keep my eye more on karolina for best supporting actor
there's only 1 explanation why republicans aren't treating election fraud and infinite immigration like it's a gun pointed at their heads
>>541252232Everyone is occasionally retarded
>>541253409
>>541253484Spent the day doing housework that needed doing, but I finished it all, so now I can be truly comf for the rest of the weekend. All in all a good day. Glad you had a good one as well, my dude.
>>541253499>Trump used to be a DemocratHoly shit, why did nobody tell me! Next you'll say he was a supporter of Hillary Clinton and her husband before ideological difference and national interests turned them into enemies!
>>541253501Um excuse me, this is a Christian website.>>541253484hmm, is that recent? I told the dweebposter this mornin that the best burds would be in his uncomfy state for a game, and he said he prefers filthadelphia teams
>>541252938>>541253406>>541253022>>541252938Btw, when I said here >>541253053 that "I made the pasta" i dont mean the SAVE ACT pasta, I mean I made the my own that I tested the other day on X.Ironically, it's a fucking rune-wall-of-text leftoid style meme, since those faggots seem to lose those so much, instead of just posting sneed or 'cado with the caption "fuck niggers", i'll try reasoning with them in the worst way possible
>>541251284It seems like, maybe they might want to leave now, before they become ground round.
>>541253484>id keep my eye more on karolina for best supporting actorwould be kino but>looking at the nominations>a billion nominations for The Pittnothing about that libtard garbage is organic (just like Katie Hobbs) and they'll probably give one to them since they have 4 of them nominated in this category (also noticed one of the women on this list on that shit is the daughter of the actor who voices Chucky kek).
>>541253590
>>541253611>i made the my ownI MADE MY OWN rather, ffs
>>541253651kek
>>541253484yeah, I seen to many faggy youtubers say that same shit about Blue Velvet. S3 of Twin Peaks is the real proof that he loves small towns.
>haha, man, it'd be terrible if election fraud wasn't actually as bad as people think and we put all these safeguards in place to protect the legitimacy of our elections for no reasont.democrats
democrats>haha, only 156 known illegals were confirmed on the voter rolls in <insert name here> county!also democrats>haha, we won <random county special election> by 80 votes!
>>541253611excited to see it friend!
X has some of the worst fucking headlines imaginable, im talking like abhorrent, mentally disabled, brainmantled dogshit imaginable lol. Its worse than fucking instagram, and that's a tough bar to clear. How do I cleanse my brain of that shit, /ptg/?
>>541251403>I could use a white pill about this gay nigger communist hell hole I live in.It looks like you might outlive Canada.
>>541251284LMAO
Yeesh DJT is really looking ragged these days
>>541253547housework offends me because im an aristokot at heart but it does feel good after>>541253590no this was back in like the 60’s>>541253649>nothing about that libtard garbage is organic (just like Katie Hobbs) and they'll probably give one to them since they have 4 of them nominated in this category its all about fucking box checking, not actual skill. but whats a bitch gotta do? she’s one of the best villains ive ever seen. vince, how do you keep finding these diamonds over and over?>(also noticed one of the women on this list on that shit is the daughter of the actor who voices Chucky kek).kektus, i hope some of brad’s talent rubbed off on her, he’s actually a very good actor>>541253719>S3 of Twin Peaks is the real proof that he loves small towns.i would say s1 and 2 moreso but s3 too
>NGOZizian trans death cult update: The Maryland state felony case against cult leader Jack "Ziz" LaSota and fellow members Michelle Zajko and Daniel Blank has been stopped in its tracks after the prosecution suspended the case for unknown reasons. The pre-trial monitoring release conditions for Blank have now ended. He is completely free. His group is linked to at least eight deaths.However, the DOJ has stepped in and placed a detainer hold on LaSota for his federal felony case. Zajko also hasn't been released due to an upcoming extradition hearing for double murder charges in Pennsylvania.
>>541253803>also democratsWell there's also picrel:>https://xcancel.com/KamalaHarris/status/1112410982607974400
>>541253804lol they're gonna be too busy screaming pedo, jew and hormuz to read it, its more for you guys than for those faggots lol.>*slllluurrrrrp *POP**
How was the race btw lads>>541253719the media literacy meme is the gift that keeps on giving>>541253884ah okay, I wasn't alive them
>>541251532
Tomorrow's a sunday funday. Hope everyones had a good weekend so far.
>>541253884It's the opposite of fun, but yeah, it definitely feels great once it's done. Don't blame you one bit for being offended by housework, aristokotman. It offends me as well since it cuts into my comfy time.
>>541253884>i would say s1 and 2 moreso but s3 tooYou aren't thinking like a gay nigger communist. The evil was portrayed only in small towns, which the left is scared of as every horror movie takes place in one (and now the suburbs). S3 confirms that the evil is also in the large cities, just J_dy targets small towns for how vulnerable they are.
>>541251532Kek, just noticed this
Good to see you fags again, also its kind of depressing how alex jones and his kid rex are becoming anti-trump more and more, at least I still have tim dillon's rants.
>>541253550>ideological differencePoliticians always disagree over how to spend other people's money
>>541254069Something in him broke after he for Turbo-Raped post Sandy Hook, I think.
dont let me start a tower it will turn ugly lol
>>541254069Glad you're back. did you get the ol' ban hammer? Or did you just take a break?Alex has a lot of bills to pay.
>>541254140N
>>541254127*after he gotFUCK.
Good Caturday awoovening!
Good awoovening, classy awoo! I hope you had a comfy Caturday!
>>541254069the lawsuits fucked him hard and as a part of a backroom deal he had to turn on him.
>>541254147I got 'anished, I was planning on taking a break over the weekend anyway, but now? fuck it im in this bitch lmao>>541254127yeah probably, it feels like hes being swayed more by public opinion, like, you can kind of tell him AND rex both browse /pol/ for SURE because a lot of their talking points come straight off here>>541254147He got the amount he owed to the family dropped from 50 million to 5 million, I dont know what kinda fucking kike judges he knows but I DO know if upper management wants you screwed, something like that would NEVER happen unless someone owed you a favor or you're compromised nyah~
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>>541254188Also, check'd.Fuck I'm tired if I'm making rookie mistakes like this, kek>>541254245I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
>>541254218No one will ever admit it, but that's what I believe happened.
>>541254158ive been making typos all night, dont feel bad senpai
>>541254245well observed.
>>541254211Henlo, fren! It has been both busy and comfy, but I did make homade pidzer for dinner. It was delicious.
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carl’s at the dentist right now like >>541253977>Don't blame you one bit for being offended by housework, aristokotman. It offends me as well since it cuts into my comfy time.you and i are of a kind, fren>>541253988that’s fair reasoning actually, you just have to sustain brain damage to actually believe itnow i blur
Bunny day soon along with the racist fest.
>>541254292It do be like that, kek>>541254306Homemade pidzer is fucking amazing. My day was mostly busy, but now it's in full-on comfy territory now. Feeling much better even though I'm tired as hell, kek.>>541254356Damn right, my dude.>>541254334
vroom vroom tomorrow
>>541254287>>541254218You know, a lot of his fans will defend him, and his track record of hating corruption since the bush era definitely work wonders for his image, and its hard to believe all the people hes had on his team throughout the years wouldnt flip on him and expose him online if that was true, but I still sometimes think maybe he really is a fucking fed.His A.I. commercials / A.I. edits sure are fun to watch though lol
>>541254414look at er go
lol
>>541254414I feel the need for SPEED!
>>541254458lmao
>>541254414>>541254480
>>541254458kek, I'm surprised google hasn't lobotomized it yet.
Any of you guys watch Psyopanime youtube channel, they post some fun stuff>>541254458LMAO
>>541253900>2019>RUSSIA IS HACKING OUR ELECTIONS WITH THEIR SPACE SATELLITES>2025>ELON MUSK IS HACKING OUR ELECTIONS HIS SPACE SATELLITESthey all need to be committed
>>541254414I thought for sure it was today.>>541254458gottem
>>541254458Oh my god
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://files.catbox.moe/mroo26.txtMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/2m06xc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Aug 4, KS: YesAug 4, MO: No, No, Yes, YesAug 18, AK: NoAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AL: YESAK: NOAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESAZ: YesCA: NO 1-38+40+44, YES 39+41-43+45)CO: YES (NN: NO)FL: YesGA: YesHI: NOIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMA: Yes and noMD: NOME: YESMI: NoMO: YES, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNM: NONV: NO, YES OH: YesOK: YESRI: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVA: NOVT: NoWI: YESWV: YESWY: Yes >>541254458Animal cruelty? Wait, Muslims actually believe dogs are bad animals. This is actually a Muslim thing.
>>541254458
We're going to pass the Bigger Beautiful Bill and make sure all American men have the right to access our birthright: Marriage to beautiful women. Make sure you send the text to everyone involved in politics and demand thee Bigger Beautiful Bill! https://files.catbox.moe/2m06xc.txt
ITS TIME HOMER!!!!nn all frens, plz remain comf at all costs
IT'S TIME!(Verification not required.)
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
BRISK ICED TEA (original) IS THE FUCKIN' BEST NYAH, ESPECIALLY OVER ICE IN A MASON GLASS. Only faggy leftists drink starcucks sewage slop from plastic cups.
>>541254692Early!>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697Well done!>>541254698DORO NO!
>>541254692oof>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697>>541254698nice
goddammit it lagged
>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697Nice work gents>>541254692>>541254698Better luck next time, frens
>>541254698>>541254692US, NO! Also, pass the BUSTY Act anyway!>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697Good job, frens and kot!
dang, I assumed dorofren did it
constitutional amendments made after the bill of rights should expire after 20 years unless explicitly renewed by congress
>>541254697>>541254695>>541254693
>>541254692>>541254698close>>541254693>>541254695>>541254695good work>>541254724switched from coffee to tea myself and very much agree, doesnt even need sugar if you use a lemon slice
>>541254733>>541254737>>541254758>>541254814I'll just have to try again tomorrow!>>541254771It's alright, fren kek
>>541254692>>541254698oof >>541254695>>541254697pretty good >>541254693nice
>>541254733>>541254737>>541254758>>541254761>>541254790thanks frens
>>541254814If you're super thirsty after you eat dinner and smoke a cig, getting a brisk iced tea and throwing a fuckton of ice in a glass and swirling the shit out of it until its ice cold and throwing it back is the most satisfying fucking feeling ever, just be careful if u have any bad teeth it will hurt cuz its cold lol
>>541254857>that gifLMAO
>>541254878You're welcome!>>541254871At least kotman got it, so Dweebers won't gnaw on our kneecaps tonight and reality will survive the night.
Reminder that I am still baking, but this one will be my last for the night.
>>541254904Here's a more recent one, kek>>541254961Thanks, owlman!
>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697Goo djob frens! >>541254698Idk why we keep missing
>>541253719It's pretty clearly a story about grand cosmic evil represented by high class 80's modernist aesthetic (right down to the vapor wave statue) subverting and destroying a small town through abusing tragedies of life while they fail to fully comprehend the psychological assault happening to them. the red lodge entities are portrayed as people dressed in night club owner clothes with a vapor wave aesthetic bartering is substances that come from human suffering.
>>541254733>>541254737>>541254758>>541254761>>541254814>>541254871Thanks frens! Let's BUSTY!
>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697They did it.>>541254989Surprised it's this late already.
>>541255029you got it frendo
>>541254998Part of my problem is just getting the timing down for the new file format. Sometimes I get it, sometimes not. I may just go back to the gif for a bit.>>541255029Damn right!>>541255038Same, to be honest. The day went by fast.
normal people>you carefully prepare breaded and seasoned chicken then place it in the deep fryer and it comes out as delicious fried chicken tendiesliberals applying their political ideology to food>if you put things in the deep fryer they come out as chicken
>>541254989kek>>541254961COACH, NOOOOO
>>541254693>>541254695>>541254697belated good jobs>>541254692>>541254698belated oofs
I'm starting to think that democrats were behind 9/11
>>541255159It happens sometimes! Also, good awoovening, fren!
Wang Fuk Court
>>541255230hehe
Fantastic....
>>541251038Bye bye
>>541255389women have become so violent over the past decade, scientists should look into this strange phenomenonit's probably because of the tik tok
>>541255443>womenw-wha
>>541254458Deport that goatfucker for animal cruelty.
When I was young and stupid I fell in love with a girl. We grew up together, we went to college and eventually became engaged. We both were kinda cool to hang out there till our careers sorted out so we could start a senpai, but then I, communications (lol) major, decided I wanted to take over my dad's pizza joint. she immediately started rejecting me every chance she got. She tried to talk me out of it, but it felt like a legacy thing, you know? Fast forward 10 years and I now have 7 brick and mortar pizza spots making big bucks...and the best part, you wanna know the best part bros? I looked her up the other night and she's like 3 bills and a single mom struggling in an apartment lmao. Fuck that stupid bitch she could have had it all.
Trump is back to tweeting for a never-Trump foreigner https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/117142893735691144
all these subhuman ranchers need to be lynched>REEEEE DON'T IMPORT BEEF>90 DAYS IS TOO MANY>WHO CARES ABOUT CONSUMER PRICES>GIBSMEDAT SUBSIDY NOW>also amnesty for meat packers>also no I won't increase my herd size>also no I won't stop depleting young heifers early>UNDO IT NOW OR I WON'T VOTE>FUCK YOU TRUMP>HELP ME TWITTER MOB AAAAIEEEEEEEEE
>>541255779i love how those retards can't figure out why Trump chose 90 days either
i just left to go do a quick thing and now there's a whole new thread.who's totes legit not having le melty this time?
>>541252532>gifhas me cracking up kek
>>541255655>foreigner
>>541255837>those retards can't figurethey know exactly why.stop conflating stupidity for evil.these commie monsters are evil.
>>541255779friendly fire!!!!!!
why don't ranchers just, you know, let the cows fuck
>>541255837>>541255949and they're actively helping dems like this peddle lieshow many more Filtering Events do we need before all the retarded "right-wingers" are executed
Currently soaking my feet in a hot epsom salt bath and drinking cheep beers.
did you know that the bug herd can recover from a cataclysmic decline in a matter of days, versus decades for cows? also the quality of feed is irrelevant, you can raise bugs on literal human waste and even corpses
Did ya'll hear that Byron Donalds took the Crown in Florida? Get hyped!We need more Black Kings in positions of authority in the GOP. MAGA!
>>541256188checked.
goddamn i live for shitposts like this.TRUMP, NEVER STOP. EVEN WHEN YOUR TERM IS UP I HOPE YOU STILL TALK MAD SHIT LMAO
>>541256259Check'd and sounds comfy.
>>541256282DAMMIT>>541256282Meant for >>541256188
forgot image lmao, trump is a goddamn DEMON lol
You'll have to excuse me Im slightly retarded tonite.
what if they supplemented the beef industry with aborted fetuses?
>>541256335You're in good company.
>>541256335Well you certainly are in the right place.
>>541256395lmfao
>>541256114Give communism a go and watch all those retards get murdered by whatever nigger they use as slave lablr lol.
Still baking.
don't stall now
>>541256448Thanks, owlman
Was kumulahs campaign too retarded to win?
>>541253334>Always Bee American.ABbA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4?
>>541256313Hahahaha
>stalling
stallers stall because they are distracted by putting things in their own butts.
>>541256701>>541256701>>541256701Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>541256701>>541256701>>541256701Go now, new thread, neo thread, neos I am the last to awoo, and all aboard the battlebus.
>domestic beef herds are same size as 1952>Trump lowers import tariffs for 90 days>massive fucking (((farmer))) tantrumhang all agriculturistshang all plan doubtershang everyone
>>541255054Yay! >>541255058Indeed. >>541255159Yep
>>541254733also kino
>>541252768You're a treasure, Bejita. Shilleronis absolutely HATE talking to you, you're like a commie repellant
