What would you of done to survive the sinking of the Titanic?
Support the creation of the federal reserve
>>541262534Identify as a women
>>541262534Shoot myself in the head.
>>541262534I would have made a makeshift raft out of doors and used deceased bodies to increase buoyancy as needed
>>541262534Delete every nigger and jew on the ship.
>>541262534Identify as Ukrainian
>>541262578/thread
Native Americans did the Titanic cuz they got sick and tired if yoorotrash dumping their genetical refuse on their continent.
>>541262661But are you brown enough to pull it off?
>>541262534April 15 the Titanic was taken downtax day April 15not a coincidenceOh they love to put it in your fucking face but humanity it too retarded to notice
>>541262534>of doneFor all intensive purposes, it's a doggy dog world and im just an escape goat.
I tried to come up with something witty but I just couldn't. I'd more than likely go to collect as many woolen shirts and fabrics and make myself a semi floatable dingy. It's not hard but breaking chairs would be. You would need to get like 6 to 10 sticks to double loop knot pieces of fabric that have been balled up. The tricky part would be getting the fabric to 'gulp' air when I hit the water. I would be freezing but I am a fat ass so it would hopefully compress enough of the woolen dingy in the right areas to trap just enough air pockets in the fabrics to keep my head and chest out of the water. Or I could have just stolen a bunch of life savers from the elderly, women and children. What would the seamen do to me? Fisty cuffs? Lmao I would knock the shit out of them. I know muay thai and Jim jitsu, I would armbar a granny no problem, and judo flip an Italian immigrant overboard if I had to.Or I would tell them to invest in bitcoin and do a flip off the bow
>>541262867Based!
Dress up as a woman. Become trans pioneer
What I can, and depending on my mood.I like to think I would have the highest chance of surviving catastrophes compared to others if it's possible.So, I would check my surroundings.First of all, on a ship, I would know ahead of time what I can use where in the event of a complication. Exists, stairs... rafts are OK nut one must have alternatives as mases can panic.I would be aware of electric danger as well, and how to circumvent it.So, I would understand my resources, surroundings, potential dangers, timing, and how the ship would cause a pull while sinking... and I would implement my knowledge and any avelable tools to secure an exit.This would depend Highly on my mood and want.I may literally chose to sink and die. lol
>>541262534Hang onto a female hammerhead shark
>>541262578Lmao, sleep easy knowing titanic never sunk! Smart AF.
>>541262534*would have done
>>541262578heh
>>541262627>doorsare you from Kentucky?
>>541262534 Not be poor?
>>541262534its fine i got lifeberg insurance
>>541262967Close but no. What's wrong with doors?
>>541262534>of done:/
>>541263092there that one greentext about Kentucky anon's neighbor who built his house completely out of doors
>>541263131Kek. That guy would definitely survive
sat my white ass down and listened while all the women of color sorted things out
i would have swam home
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