>I’m here for the job interviewhow do you respond?
>>541264613we have filled the position with a talented h1b indian, sorry about the mix up
>>541264613el chupacabra!
>>541264613nice to meet you
is he the new mod?
>>541264613You are hired. Here's your shovel, you have to dig 3 graves today.
>>541264613I wouldn’t even press the door opener.
>>541264613You're exactly the kind of person we love at JB Hifi, you're hired!
>>541264613Ask him if he came make be a throne out of human skeletons
>>541264662You’re not allowed to mention race like that. Otherwise you’ll be the one on the job hunt that’s showing up for bullshit interviews kek.
>>541264613you're in luck young man, you're in a recruiter's office. welcome to the navy
>>541264613I'd tell him "Sorry, the position has been filled already" as soon as I had finished laughing uncontrollably for 20+ minutes.
>>541264613great resume, we'll call you
>>541264613I'd wait for the higher rez textures to load.
>>541264613Alright. In a programming language of your choice, and without using any AI tools, please write down on this white board a program that does the following. Taking an integer N as input (supplied as the first and only command line argument), print all numbers from 1 to N, with the following substitutions. If a number i is divisible by 3, print Fizz instead of the number. If i is divisible by 5, print Buzz. If i is divisible by both 3 and 5, print FizzBuzz. If none of these substitution rules apply, print the number normally. Separate each printing with a new line. You should also consider that a client may introduce new substitution rules, so architect your program to be flexible for be changes.
>>541264613Ok greatUhm Im just going to go through the motions here so you dont feel slighted but you have no chance in hell of getting this job.Please have a seat, would you like some water?
>>541264613>>I’m here for the job interview>how do you respond?SECURITY! REMOVE THIS FALLEN TORTA AT ONCE!
>>541264613Ur hired(Its a bouncer gig)
>>541264613'Excellent, just through that door and take a seat. We're running a bit behind, but we'll get to you as soon as we can.'...>Pull out phone and make a call'Hello? ICE? Yeah, another one for pickup. Yeah, same address. mmhmm. Yes I know its the 5th today, I should have another 7 coming. Alright, seeyou.'
>>541264613I'm sorry sir, this must be a misunderstanding. The job position was taken over a week ago.
>>541264613Cools star wars fan mask dude. But I don't want you talking about capeshit all day.
>>541265365Interviewer, this is a Wendy’s.
>>541264613I would be impressed by their courage and refer them immediately.
>>541264613Is the nose ring loading?
>>541264613>I proceed to find out what incentives the local government offers for hiring fellows.
>>541264613Welcome to ICE here's your gun
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT PEPE IS YOUR MASTER????? https://youtu.be/UDZ_ldUNRcY
>>541264613>I'll give you a job to get off the streets!>Omg you're a felon? Life must be so hard for you>You can't read? Poor baby
>>541264613"Perfume counter is near the south entrance. Shantralella is the name of the person you'll be shadowing today. You can take your breaks and lunch with her. Welcome to Dillard's"
>>54126461323&1
>>541264613>We'll let you know
>I go through the motions >Then I send a generic rejection email That simple
>>541264613Never judge a book by its cover. I remember how a guy with face tattoos started at my work place years ago. Looked kinda intimidating, ngl but he turned out to be one of the nicest guys I've ever known once I started talking with him.
*unzips dick* sell me this pen 15
>>541264613I would assume his job involves circus or something gang related
>>541264613Such an untamed appearance is not good. It could intimidate protected minorities and people of color. We are looking more for that domesticated, söy look.
>>541264613hire...i vote him for president
>>541274096better... let's make dickface president, and have him force the kids and their fucking coward parents to get face tattooshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1LNRiujs6k
>>541274630
>>541264613Spuds are over there. Dont ever talk to me.
I used to work for a framing company with a Mexican manlet ex cartel member and he was covered in face tattoos but he was a good worker and pretty cool guy.
>>541265365the dumbest question because all you need to know is %
>>541264613why am i roleplaying as an HR woman
>>541275081That's the point dumbassFizzbuzz is just to filter out retarded frauds
>>541265365>You should also consider that a client may introduce new substitution rules, so architect your program to be flexible for be changes.good inclusion. i have used fizzbuzz in programming classes and i usually tell people that either the customer got it wrong and what they really wanted was bizz and fuzz, or that they also want multiples of 7 to be replaced by ding or something. if they have to make more than one change, or end up writing some convoluted if statements, they need to review the bit about maintainable code
>>541275189no this was an attempt to flex how smart HE is
>thanks, we'll get back to you>*throws resume in the bin*
>>541265002Pathetic faggot.People with a checkered past make the best workers. Luckily most normie tier muppets are afraid of them
