What would happen if Trump orders the military invasion of Canada?
>>541274022THE DAY OF THE RAKE
We can't even win against goat fuckers
>>541274022The US would lose just like every other war
>>541274137Might fare better against dog fuckers, they are smaller than goats.
>>541274022Canada was promised to us 3000 years ago
>>541274022Camada shuts down the Eastern seaboard to shipping and Trump promises to give them $300 billon as part of a ceasefire.
Why are Canadians so retarded? They have their main opponents, known as indians, right there in their own country, but apparently the U.S. is somehow the problem?
Israel would win yet again. Some of the last whites in North America forced to shoot each other. The jeet takeover solidified forever. The Greater Goyim Plantation expanded without a jew having to ever engage in a moment of actual labor.
>>541274022imagine wasting a single brain-cycle on this question
>>541274022We would simply dig a bunch of holes and place spikes underneath. Burgers refuse to use a single brain-cycle in any conflict and so many of them will fall prey to this thrifty trap.
>>541274022They will burn down the White House again.Given how insane Trump is at this point, he might burn down the White House himself before the arrival of the Canadians, and declare a victory on it.
>>541274022They die.Canada’s population is 10% that of America’s.Canada’s army has less than 5% the soldiers compared to America.All primary targets are on SEVERAL easy access roads and open plains, any American aircraft could take over their government in less than an hour.Their resources and economy are reliant on America. They do not refine their own oil or use their own minerals.Their crops are primarily concentrated close to the border, so it would be very easy to disrupt food supply.In addition, Canada has no real national identity. Nationalism does not exist in Canada. It’s a state of immigrants who would rather be American and only come to Canada to maybe one day get into America.
>>541274022>What would happen if Trump orders the military invasion of Canada?I'd be at my nearest Marine Corps recruiting office within 15 minutes. Only thing that would get me to enlist faster is if we declared war on India.
>>541274022Coup, assuming they haven’t installed all the zogbots with neuralink.
>>541274022Over in 3 hours and we become an American state to the joy of most jeets, pakipoops and other shitskin flavours who now get to enjoy an American passport, Canadian elbows up libtards spam stories of Canadian WW1/WW2 feats on xitter/reddit but do nothing themselves, and not realizing that those White boys of a bygone era were britbong loyalists who would never fight for what Canada is today.
>>541278186Why would Americans rebel for the interests of an enemy state?
>>541278445Because those interests align with their own, Jew.
>>541278633They don’t actually.There is nothing to be gained from that, and any America that would perform a coup to fight for Canada, an enemy nation that has been in a Cold War with America for years, is an enemy.
>>541278799Corn syrup infused goy.
>>541274022Why would Trump want to? USA dominates our economy, US navy runs our waters, US air force runs our skies. There would be very little to gain by formally annexing us when we already function as a protectorate of USA. Furthermore there would be huge political fallout, disrupting the essentials weapons market of NATO so crucial to US exporting.>>541278400>we become an American stateIf it happened we would likely become a territory, not a state. Again though it would be a pointless expense for USA.
>>541278799>enemy nation that has been in a Cold War with America for yearsYou're more delusional than the guys who think we would fight Marines off 1812 style.
>>541274022They'd burn down your capital. Again.
>>541274022Canadians would destroy US oil refineries in Texas and completely destroy the economy (of both nations). Just like in Ukraine, Canada will be propped up by a proxy power like China.
>>541279144They have. Canada has been attacking America’s economy and allowing known enemy nations inside its borders. Better to kill it now.
>>541279221>we're in a cold war with our own protectorate!>no, really! its an ATTACK!brother, you're retarded. sorry to be the one to tell you
>>541274022It would be extremely painful
>>541274022We have nothing to gain from invading Canada. This is a fucking ridiculous fantasy. Where are we at with Alberta and Saskatchewan seceding from Canada and applying for US statehood?
>>541274022Canada will respond by writing a negative Yelp review of the White House. Other than that, nothing will happen.
>>541274022>What would happentrump would flip a switch and all their military hardware would shut off. then some idiots leafs would get their brains melted by microwave weapons. turdeau would have to go back to cuba. frenchies would have to go back to europe. trump would bring in 100 million more jeets.
>>541274022Canada isn't a real country let's be honest.
>>541274022Honestly?Probably a coup
>>541279369>Where are we at with Alberta and Saskatchewan seceding from Canada and applying for US statehood?We talked about it and we decided it was a fun idea, but it would make the map look HIDEOUS so we're not doing it.
>>541279421>a negative Yelp review of the White HouseYou could burn it down again, I suppose. Seems like a lot of effort for very little return on the risk, though.
>>541274022why did Americans vote for a literal retard
>>541279634Desperation to stay relevant. Most people are low IQ and were passed through K-12 schooling.
>>541279582Would look kinda silly. I do enjoy the asininity of Point Roberts, though, so maybe we could reconsider. Maybe we could do it just for the lulz.
>>541279693At the very least, our hoi4 players would appreciate seeing the peace conference border gore come to real life
>>541274422Lel
>>541274439Go and look at the demands retard!
>>541274131can canada even call itself a sovereign country?does it have Nukes?does it have a proper army to protects itself from it's neighbors?if it can't even protect itself from NATOonNATO agression like GreeceVsTurkey (1974 Cyprus crisis, both NATO member), what rights does it have to decide it's own fate?Liberation Annexation day will also be Holiday!
>>541277900You know. The last real war we all fought was against an enemy with expansionist ideals right?
>>541279221You know Trump signed on with CUSMA right?
>>541280010>The last real war we all foughtHelp me out here, Leaf. I killed shitskins in Afghanistan with your SOF guys, but I honestly don't know what you're referencing here. Goat fuckers weren't really expansionists.
Just make it quick.
>>541279993we would fuck you up, just try itwe have a standing army and fighter jets we even have a navy
>>541280259>we even have a navyYou just had to, didn't you?
>>541274022We'd pincer them from alaska washington minnesota and maine and storm ottowa in less than a week.
>>541274022The US would lose like they did last time.
>>541280234Was that a war?
>>541274022If the USA actually did we wouldnt be able to do anything. They would be in Ottawa from Fort Drum NY in a few hours. We don't even have tanks in Petawawa to stop them lol only LAV's.
>>541280470I guess that would be a debate about acts of war vs an actual declaration of war. We seem to have abandoned that around 1945. Now we just get to do whatever the fuck we want and call it something else, e.g. police action.
>>541280234By chance were you doing the local defence initiative in the Arghandab?
>>541279993being culturally enriched by america is tantamount to genocide, how cruel would you have to be to try to force that upon anyone
>>541280385since the 1970s we have had a bomber plane, capable of carrying nuclear payloads, flying in the sky 24/7if burgers step one boot on canadian soil you can say goodbye to detroit
>>541280617CANSOF was working out of Kandahar, but we were doing operations in Helmand.
>>541279634The alternative was an even bigger retard
>>541274137We would be fighting mostly jeets. Easy win, no effort.
>>541280684See if you can take out Chicago while you're at it.
>>541280693Cool.We had a few of your Green Beret's working with the CSOR guys in our AO, training the locals to fight the taliban. I was with the NATO OMLT. Those ANA were nearly untrainable. I remember it was a victory to get them to bring water out on patrol.
>>541274022Elbows up and present you anus to us, leafs!
>>541280684>capable of carrying nuclear payloadsWe don't have nuclear weapons bro. Please stop with this delusional stuff where we are somehow a military rival to the USA.
>>541274022Canada is right there at our border. If they really wanted to I’m sure they could burn down the White House again.
>>541280693Great dudes to work with btw. It was nice knowing they always had a AC130 Spectre available and American medevac pilots don't give a shit if the landing zone is hot unlike the euros lol.
>>541274022I fucking hope I get drafted and get a gun.Dear glowies, I swear I am mentally stable and will not shoot anybody speaking English regardless of what side they are on.
>>541280952I dont get why the average leaf is this deluded. We can barely manage our own coastline and airspace without US help. Its fucking disgraceful.
>>541280911>Those ANA were nearly untrainable.Nearly? You're very generous. They were worse than the Taliban because they pretended to be on our side and we were all forced to play along with that idea. That cost several lives.
>>5412740222/3 of them would run back to India and China while the other third would thank us for rescuing their country from occupation.
>>541281143I wasn't over there, but I always figured the ANA were just the guys who weren't good enough to for the Taliban to take
>>541279112We would make Alberta a state and the rest of you are irrelevant at best an a massive resource drain and social cancer at worst, under no circumstances would I agree with my government trying to tard wrangle all of Canada when Alberta is the only part of our hat with actual value.
>>541281067The average leaf does not know or care about our military situation. The issue is not about that for them, it's emotional and if your facts contradict their feelings you're just a maple tom or whatever.>>541281143>they pretended to be on our side and we were all forced to play along with that ideaIt's crazy because this was also the exact experience of the Soviet Army with their Afghan "allies" in Afghanistan in the 80s.
>>541281019>American medevac pilots don't give a shit if the landing zone is hotWe have invested a lot in M134s, GAU-2Bs, M2s, and M3s mounted on those helos. None of them want to come back with ammo. Ammo is just weight that slows you down.
>>541277900Tbf the only country I would consider joining a war on is Canada. It's just a pawn for the crown and should've been removed 150 years ago. They kill their own teenage children anyway. Not like you could actually make things worse.
>>541281067>We can barely manage our own coastline and airspace without US helpif you research it that's not true, we have RCAF significant radar and surveillance CF-18 fighters and regularly intercept unidentified aircraft without aid. we have the longest coastline on the planet it is not possible to watch it all but we have a navy coastguard RCAF patrols etctetc. our military spending is low considering our size but this narrative that we just rely on America for everything is wrong and honestly kind of cuck-y coming from a leaf flag acting like a whipped dog. NORAD's integrated defence between our countries was made because it is vastly more effective pooling together rather than trying to defend North America independently, America benefits greatly from our cooperation
>>541274022Trump has no say in anything, he is too decrepit to do anything except when they pump him full of amphetamine to mumble retarded ass shit for the cult.
>>541281143I'm sorry for your loss. We were lucky in that we only had one grenade attack (ANA members family was paid a lot of money by the taliban for him to suicide attack his officer, luckily the officer only caught some shrapnel and survived).>>541281276You are pretty much correct.>>541281349Where we were it was mainly Kiowa Warriors with a .50 cal and Rocket Pod. Those guys were insane lol. One pilot used all his .50 and rockets to kill a bunch of taliban. Then proceeded to engage with his M4 and Grenades. When the last taliban fled into a mud hut he landed his chopper, left his copilot with it. Did an entry on the mud hut and shot the taliban in the face. Hard as nails.
>>541281595>1 functional submarine>no aircraft carrier>aging surface fleet>Ancient F18'sYou and I both know thats bullshit.
>>541281595>CF-18 fighters and regularly intercept unidentified aircraft without aidYou actually don't. The US takes up your slack a lot. I won't get into the specifics, but just like NATO, you're letting us artificially give you a sense of security. You even shut down a lot of your operations in outlying areas for economic reasons, which isn't unreasonable. We're both benefiting from NORAD. We should just admit we're really one nation and get it over with. Come on in. The water's fine and so is the 2A.
>>541281715>One pilot used all his .50 and rockets to kill a bunch of taliban. Then proceeded to engage with his M4 and Grenades.You wouldn't believe how common this is for a particular part of US Army aviation. Those guys will winchester their 9mms before they RTB.
>>541274211there's a chance our European allies would take part since it would be an arricle 5 event, and we're all pretty good at beating the US at wargames. If they continue to spend themselves to death trying to both fight iran, and deter china/russia they may not have as much to throw at us. Look at what they left behind in Afghanistan, for example.
>>541274022Based! Take them leaves!!!!
>>541281715>Where we were it was mainly Kiowa Warriors with a .50 cal and Rocket Pod. Those guys were insane lol. One pilot used all his .50 and rockets to kill a bunch of taliban. Then proceeded to engage with his M4 and Grenades. Not sure if you are aware of this, but DCS World has a really good Kiowa module you can fly. It even lets you shoot the M4 out of the door.
>>541274200I think it's incredible how many of you retards there are who just hallucinate nonsense all day long then feel smug about it like you have it all figured out. Do you even have a job?>inb4 irrelevant snarky and sardonic non-response from some other dipshit who is exactly the same kind of person
>>541281802we have 4 submarine but you're right a lot of it is ancient, aircraft carriers are a meme
>invade canadaIt wont be hard, just ackward…
>>541274022What a dumb title
>>541279634He told them he was just like them and for once he was telling the truth. A retard that loves making money without doing a single thing, just leveraging inherited wealth and crony connections to make ad much money as possible at the expense of everyone else.
>>541277900So do lots of Americans. Canada would immediately get massive assistance from China and Russia and honestly at this point probably fucking Europe, too. They'd get drones and missiles and on and on and on. Would America eventually win? Maybe, but you guys are WAY too comfortable about the state of our military against emerging threats like drones. We have not developed rigorous antidrone countermeasures yet. American exceptionalism has made tons of you guys totally fucking insane -- entirely detached from reality.
>>541276809We burned their Capitol first.
>military-keks overestimating their importanceMany such cases desu.Anyway you would have to pay out large, very large sums to various criminal orgs. who are much more effective at threatening a populace then the military is at stopping them.Some of them are most likely (see RCMP reports) linked to foreign states and so that will also make things even more difficult.In short it's late in the game to do something like this cleanly.You would also have to administrate what you take, or get 'for free' which will also cost the US more money than it currently does and probably more than it would cost to stick to the old terms.Skimping, imagining you can avoid these costs because 'military' will shrimply lead to corruption and aforementioned gangs and so on becoming the de facto leaders of former 'Canada.' Our gangs are quite good to civilians and so they're not unpopular at all btw. It would be difficult to make the political argument without various false flags, but doing these false flags will also be difficult because...people have lived next to these gangs for decades without problems etc.
>>541277900Canada has one shared rail/road bridge that connects the east and west. Take that bridge out and the country is effectively destroyed.
>>541282510I think at the point where we are literally waging war on Canada, you're going to see genuine domestic insurgency at home in America, as well. Our government is already largely seen as illegitimate for many different reasons on both sides of the aisle. An unprovoked war of expansion against literal fucking Canada would probably push a lot of Americans over the edge into literal rebellion.
>>541282510>Our gangs are quite good to civilians and so they're not unpopular at allYou wear a turban, don't you?
>>541282663No, but I live in a Hells Angels area and it has always been trouble-free.
>>541274022>22- america == ran by greedy pedophiles all blackmailed by Israel.- canada == ran by w.e.f. puppets who hate and are actively destroying white people and culture, they also hate nature.just a fuck show of a future over here... both China and India hate nature as well....
>>541282637Yes, and it would be very easy for gangs or state actors to produce tear-jerking material on standard lines 'soldiers gang-rape' etc. Anti-war sentiment in the US is still very strong.
>>541274022Would be an immediate surrender the moment the power grid was threatened in the cities if the conflict lasted until winter. It's not feasible for Canadians to fight a guerilla war due to the weather.
>>541281024Toute l’Amérique devrait parler français.
>>541282739>Volquartsen internals I see you are a man of taste.
>>541282085The Euro allies currently bitching about the cost of keeping Ukraine afloat?>muh wargamesYou have to be a recent Canadian, as gay as the whites are up there, they still know what the fuck a wargame is for
>>541282201ya our job is to make obese crybaby faggots like you seethe. its clearly working
>>541280520Mine the roads and blow up the bridges, should have troops ready to do both on the mayor connect arteries. The US needs your resources and is looking for an easy win to claw back a little bit of the aura it lost. We are 90% sure its going to go after Cuba or Greenland, but you guys are the biggest price by far, if you won't willingly summit to Trump and his kike agenda then you need to be prepared to resist.
>>541282868Odd take for a Kraut.
>>541274022America becomes a world pariah, then China steps in to take its place on the world stage.Basically China wins without firing a shot.
>but I added closing the borderAll I remember form this is: increasing the minimum wage, the rich should pay more, I’m no economist, but remember you left California for a reason…. Always keep the contrast… I know i tend to blurr it, Because to you and I, all we care about is paying a certain amount in taxes, how is spent is a politicians jobs… so we tend to be a bit inconsidearte…Well inconsiderate is not the right word…. You get the point…I also understand that Trump has fucked things up royali and opened the door to socialism and we are trying to compete….
>>541280010Leaf here. Stop pretending the people in Canada today have the same fortitude of those in the past. Canadians are fundamentally not the same. There is a giant ethnic diaspora that would roll over instantly at the chance to have access to working in the USA. Indians do this all the time.Our military is also completely underfunded and outdated. This has been known for decades. Besides, our own government would roll over, and as long as the CBC tells people it’s a good idea, they’ll follow without question.
Fuck canada
>>541283402>Our military is also completely underfunded and outdated.Remember what they took from you to fuel your hate.
When do we get to invade these uppity cucknadians?
>>541274022China being a independent country doesn't even make sense. it economically relies on the US for everything. It functions more as a itchy parasite that anything else. If the founding fathers saw the future they would have waged a third war against the British and taken it. The entire Canadian population lives on the US border. If the border stretched up another 500 miles the candian population would be cut down to 10% because they wouldn't be able to survive.
>>541279201Unlike Ukraine, Canada has spent the last decade struggling to even maintain it's military. People like to joke about Ukraine having a shit military because lmao russia, but they spent 8 years conscripting and training hundreds of thousands and rearming in preperation for their war. Canada has done the opposite, slowly letting it rot with minimum funding and year after year failing to meet recruitment targets.
>>541283794>China>meant to say CanadaIt's humorous, but I'm still wondering how you managed to do this.
>>541277900SO YOU BE SAYIN C*NADA IS THE 51ST STATE ALREADYTHEN GOVERNOR CARNEY SHOULD CUT THE SHIT AND KNOW HIS ROLE>ELBOOS UP! *LOSES THE HOCKEY GAME*AMERICA IS THE GLOBAL HEGEMON TDS SEETHERS LIKE C*NADA AND IRANNY NEED TO COPE AND DEAL WITH IT
>>541280809theres way more quebecers than jeets here. like 10 times more. good luck with them. theyre like cockroaches. they just wont die
>>541274022We would fucking lose and die because canadians ride meese and live in trees.But I'd still like to try nonetheless. Death to Canada.
