I finished basic 3 weeks ago and I am now in a holding platoon. I have many questions about the bullshit of the past 3 months.Why did we expend our entire cruise missile stockpile? Are we retarded?Why does Iran control the strait of Hormuz with total impunity? Are we retarded?Why is Donald "kike" Trump not dead yet? Are we retarded?When will it happen here? I'm tired of Weimar, I want results.
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ex poolee here i think i dodged a bullet
>>541277054>I'm a Marine now, what did I missHey congratulations Marine! Good job.
>>541277054Jews are in overdrive and you're fucked. Kiss your ass goodbye, retard.
>>541277095the blue ones>>541277193it honestly wasn't bad at all, if you really want the experience just sign a reserve contract and go through basic and then get separated, and just run with the money. It was kinda fun but really sucked.>>541277195Thank you!>>541277268hey, 5 years of this and then retirement in the woods
>>541277682>Thank you!You're welcome. Stay safe, in the rear with the gear, if you can.
>>541277794I'm a 2800, I'll be just fine, no dying for Israel anytime soon
>>541277682>hey, 5 years of this and then retirement in the woodsTry less than a year until retirement in a shoebox.
>>541277054The war mongering lindsay graham diedMitch mcconell is past his expiration date but people still believe he belongs on the shelfYour fellow marines are living in squalor on board the uss abe lincoln, perhaps you can go relieve them?Trump keeps shitting himself uncontrollably and his diaper nurse natalie harp is deleting the evidence of her emotional affair with himUm. What else...The ccp uses an integrated surveilance state to track all of its citizens and trump is pushing the same agenda here with flock cameras and data centers but somehow speaking out against that makes you a communist now.It's basically the same clown world as before my guy.Women held rallies to support a woman who strangled her 3 children in an act of premeditated murder.You know, typical clown shit.
>>541277054I'm not saying that this story isn't genuine and heterosexual, but can you show us your real flag and post some sort of photographic evidence with timestamp to back up any of your claims?
>>541278001yea I heard about the flock cameras, bad business. The women supporting Clancy should be sterilized and thrown into manual labor camps.
>>541278112Flock cams killing anonymous people
>>541278112No photos for now since I'm on barracks duty and don't have my phone but here is geographic location flag for you.
>>541277054>I finished basicmarines call it boot campthat may help with your next retarded shill post
>>541278124>women>manual laborThey need to be thrown into a wood chipper and used as fertilizer. Solves the issue of sterilizing them, and gets more use out of their bodies than any manual labor they'd perform. We need creative solutions anon.The military made a recent call out to service members for unconventional ideas on how to beat iran. Got any?
>>541278521Marines call it lots of things, boot camp is one of the rarer ones. Most people here just call it recruit training. After they leave here it's usually "basic" to differentiate from MCT or ITB. I've never heard a Marine stationed here call it boot camp though, only recruit training or some variation of it.
>>541277054>I'm a Marine nowSuggestion. Don't drive like an asshole. Every single God damn time some asshole goes flying by cutting people off swerving in and out of traffic in a an oversized cock mobile 4x4 they have a huge ass Marine Corp sticker on their tail gate.
>>541278680Nuclear annihilation of Israel, and then sign a treaty of mutual assistance, free trade, and military alliance with Iran to mop up what's left.
>>541279043Won't be me, don't worry anon. I'm a pretty good driver.
>>541279162Idk how well that one is going to go over with top brass. We're gonna need hamas in on this to press the red button.
>>541277887You'll be fine. Have fun in service. Bothering with rotc?
>>541277887>I'll be fine>I got my shit fuck you>Why is kike Trump is still alive?>Are we retarded?Rinse and repeat.
>>541277054You're not a real Marine until you get in the zogbox
>>541277682I was about to sign for 03xx but they wanted to have me discard my Norwegian citizenship despite us being very close allies particularly with Marines. I’m mentally and somewhat physically disabled now so I definitely dodged that one chief.
I looked like a child the drill instructor called me a marshmallow
I tried to get in FSK or Marinejåger after folk school but I arrived a few years too old for required selection and I can’t go to college either as english bachelors programs are limited since the english programs are designed for immigrants and almost all masters i cant go to public school at all and im not a immigrant so i dont even get any of the social services. I have given up and claimed disability for schizophrenia.
>>541277054Are you Master Chief from Halo now?
>>541277054>holding platoonFinished or FAILED, OP?
You're being held off from ME deployment because bigger happening is expected in US.Soldier.That's all you need to know, for now. You'll be briefed in good time.
>>541277054None of that happened
>>541277054listen here BOOT retard, do 100 pushups right now and shut the fuck up GOOD TO GO?
>>541277054Golem award (recipient:: you)
>>541277054>Pls fight my war for me, i'm totally American btw!Denounce Mohammed and the quran.
