>"Hello I'm here for the interview">See her (The Interviewer)What do
Offer it your diet coke. Assuming you're man enough to have one.
>>541284079Would
wedge my head firmly between her asscheeks and thank her for suffocating me to death
Yes, I'm applying for the architecture department.
What does she smell like?
Let's get started then miss
>>541284079Flirt of course. Women hire on vibes.
>>541284079
>>541284079ask for her discord handle
>>541284079Imagine the smell.
>Why, good afternoon my dear.
>>541284079Nice
Ask it , "I hear you have four openings..."
Explain that we do things a little differently round here, and that this interview process will be a little more... *hands on* ;)
>>541284198Lavender covering up acrid shit stains
>>541284079Hello
>>541284079Pull out candybar in pocket.
>>541284079Give her coffee laced with diuretics, then take her for a walk in the park and wait for her to pee her panties.https://metro.co.uk/2026/08/19/french-civil-servant-gleeful-drugging-women-job-interviews-wet-29415347/
>>541284079Would>Bronson_grinning.webp
>>541284079Commit sewer slide
>>541284079360 and moonwalk away.
>>541284079Throw some Twinkies down on her desk, just to help my chances.
>>541284814hallo my dear I like you I love you I fill you every day come to Bangladesh I receive you
>>541284079feel content knowing she is gonna suck my short fat cock. fat bitches love sucking cock.
>>541284336>>541285722This is one of the funniest meme ever
>>541284079Marry her
>>541285873This but unironically
Tell her to put on a shirt that fits.
>>541284079whats the job?
>>541284079"LET ME SEE YOU POOP".
>>541284079>”can I get the name of you company’s chair supplier?”
