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>>541287511Nice one filtermong
>>541288743Cheers.
>>541290769Grim.
>>541287511If fucking only.
>>541290769AGI robots gonna look like that when they come culling us>should have taken shorter showers anon...
>>541290769Cumming on Gretas tummy
some times i look on my own posts and just mire how much i accidentally wrap people up
>ah yes the party with the former Tory jeet Jew as it's rising is the one that will stop immigration
As AI moderation is being implemented do your part to report the offtopic blogposting sad cunts and clean up brit/pol/ ta
Nth for fatherless namenonces spouting shite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bInHFf4NFbY
A wholehearted sincere genuine thanks to the lad that gave me a link to the win7 brave download. It works. I got 2 ads at the start, but I've had zero ads between songs one hour into a concert that usually brings 10 ads in that time.No ads. It's allowed me to fall further in love with the pale, straight haired brunette that plays double bass in such a skinny way.
that did really piss me off though, i was trying to say i feel sad and diabolical being near teenagers having a nice evening when i used to be that teenager but it got turned into some shane gillis joke
Just shat out a tapeworm.
Can't wait for next week, Notting hill Carnival is just the gift that keeps giving
>>541292560Honestly where do you find this absolute crap? You post so many links and it's all utter shite, I genuinely wonder where you're introduced to this dreck?Serious question, where the fuck do you dredge up this crud and why do you post it here, are you even aware how shit your taste is or do you think people appreciate this fucking garbage???
Kek at Cauldron crying while eating a McExtreme burger and the posting about it on britpol
That's a bit antisemitic mate. Shitting out tapeworms is genocide.
>>541292695Cor. Stabbings and rapes and I don't have to be anywhere near
>>541292680Name it josh, it's probably as charming and as useful as him.
>>541292712the trick is to find music you secretly fuck with but know will be hated herebasically guilty pleasureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5aF9hmnTxs&
>>541292679Could be worse, could have been some 28 year old migrant teenagers that caught you at the urinal with your belt unbuckled
>>541292750The parasite was born in him, so it has a right to be there
>>541292643should've just got waterfox and ublock originno fucking aboutand certainly no ads
>>541292809>If I don't eat that, someone else will
>>541292801How would that be worse
rightam off to bedearly start
>>541290769henlo
>>541292789You have fucking awful taste, probably another symptom of never having male role models in your life.
>>541292870Bogdan doesn't exist, he's a cope golem.
>>541292899i did have male role models in my lifewhy are you getting widelike who the fuck do you think you are
>>541292836Because of the violent anal gangrape
>>541292774Windrush enrichment
not enough greta posting come on lads
>>541292951How come you became such a pathetic bitch then????
>>5412929634 question marks
uh i cant think of anything evil to do fuhuhuhuhu
good evening saaars
>>541292951he's right, Your music s a crime against humanity
Do more attractive waitresses get bigger tips
>>5412930075 question marks
>>5412930424U
Main difference between me and these lads is that I am>>541292996>KNEE>>541292965>DEEP>>541292963>IN>>541292951CLUNGE
>>541293077you're telling me you don't like thai pop sensation pami?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_B_ItLJ-cc
>>541293090Mate you're a bug chasing alcoholic tripcunt who cries when he sees teenagers and you can't count lol.
>>541293044Superglue the yalelocks of BAME HMOs.
>>541293140Can weakness every be a virtue, can strength ever be a vice
Mugs. These "people" actively enjoy being extorted and raped by Capitalist Jew-Ghouls on the internet
Sobbing as he presses post lmao.
>check previous thread>flabby bitchtits melting down as per usualKekSad!
i'm a manipulative tauros and it was a half moon when I was born - now i must be destroyed!
Can pussy ever be too tight
>>541293165I'm about to sign with SERCO for 2 4 bed flats I own, 5 year contract, including the payout for destroying the place at the end. Whahey!
>>541293199you had this ready in the chamber, you are seething i was seethingbut now i realised i won so i'm chilling
>>541293244Filtered for being a glownigger.
>>541293236Gobbos bussy was tight when his grandpa ravaged it. You should ask him.
>>541293188Were you sobbing when you wrote this out?
Soup is life.
>>541293294not you letting me do an i'm a retard victory lap book tour
what a retarded non issue to lose a friend over. stupid stupid stupid stupid boy
imagine your modus operandi as a sort of internet parasite was>don't let cauldron draw you into an actually interesting conversation because that's his wheelhouseand then still having the gall to say anything at all and not just be silent
>>541293236If you have to ask, you'll never know.
>>541293330Ok this is epic.
>>541293188>Can weakness every be a virtue, can strength ever be a viceAll this over a none verbal, none contact based brief encounter with some kids eating in McDonald's.
>>541293330Rush?
>>541293374Dear sosban, the pedophiles you share CP over on discord don't count as friends
>>541293332
>>541293330any chance that's seeing the inside of a fridge tonight?
>>541293441 i will defend to the death my right to feel diabolical near those teenagers, it's my human right
>>541293479Kek
You can tell everyone is getting ready for bed because they're trying to stir as much shit as possible before they log off kek
Nearly monday. Again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVvaBNIqMpM&
>>541288743>>541293558Mhm
>>541293586Defeatist.
>>541293534It's going in the freezer when it cools down a bit. It's still like 35°c.
>>541293590:^)
>>541293627What's defeatist about winning unequivocally and then posting some fire tunes
how come we never get sexy immigrants like greta claiming asssylum
>>541293681They won't cool if they are stacked ontop of one another you mong.
>>541293564what do wagies do if they can't go to sleep on Sunday night are they allowed to take a day off work or do they still have to go in
anyone have any evil suggestions
I think wagies kill themselves if they can't get enough sleep. Not much else to do. Holy shit i need to get a job and a girlfriend else i will end up like cauldron and kill myself anyway.
Still creasing at the emotionally stunted runcorn paedophile being the hostel bullied bitch lmao
>>541293837>>541293165
>>541293837cheating is like really cool and good and you can get away with and die before anyone does a dna test
>>541293781You MUST go in. You might be allowed to get a cheap coffee from the coffee machine, but you must do whatever it takes to get to your station.
>>541293703>Autistic tummyI would free palastina also if I got to bone that
>>541293778what they'll stay hot forever? Amazing
>Beloved political cartoonist and satirist Nick Bougas—better known by his pen name "A. Wyatt Mann"—has passed away at age 71.It's ogre, F
>>541293837Wait for GTA6 ending to be spoiled and spam it everywhere
Sometimes a feel a little remorse about being unemployed and not having to go in all of the next week. Need to work on that.
>>541293933no you have like 7-9 free times where you can just say you have a cold before you have to get a fit note
>>541293959she does have a good tummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXzxqnenb4&l
>>541293933that is a good idea otherwise who would make my food i didn't think this through.
>>541293977They'll cool down faster if you fill the sink with water and put a few in. I tend to use gel icepacks for rapidly cooling bulk soup down.
20 years ago I was living in Galway in Ireland working for Heineken and used to get free tickets for the green rooms. Took my wife to see a few bands but after I got stupidly drunk at a bloc party gig on free beers and puked in the car park she refused to go any more.I went to a Ben Howard gig without her and I fell in love with the double bass lass and remain in love with her to this day.Wife divorced me a decade later and I got another wife who I divorced after and there's a litany of kids and maintenance payments,Still in love with the lass on the stage.
>>541293703I would let her stay in my spare bedroom.By spare, I mean mine. She can stay in my bed. With me.
>>541294106Moose knuckle though.
>>541293778They're good at room temp for three days. I've been making this soup for years. Don't soup me.
>>541294106Bet she could take a pull on worlds strongest man punch to that and it'd just bounce off.
Learn liskov yet(
>>541294270Gis us your gut flora.
>>541294187just let em cool, you can put them in the next morning, it's fine
>>541294195Reported to women's aid for your masochistic and narcissistic viewpoint.
>>541294188thats an awful lot of words my friend
>>541294385You wish you could poo like me.
Buy cheap bike locks in bulk and double lock a dozen bame ebikes. Hide a WiFi deauther in a bush outside an asylum hotel. Set up a business, like those whale tours, taking tourists into the channel to watch migrant boats. Place 3d printed pieces of plastic shaped like hand grenades under park benches in diverse areas. Stick racist stickers on the backs boomers' cars. Tell your local wog beggar there's a civil war coming in three different languages but not english. Walk into waterstones and order a copy of me struggel.
>>541293977Just fill the sink with some cool water, possibly a few gel packs, take the lids off and empty them in.
>>541287511Get ready for sterling crisis you peasants.
>>541294434I poo every other day.
>>541294430Yet it captured decades of my pain
