Me and 10 other psychics joined forces over zoom to astral project into the future to see when the next big disaster will hit the United States.We saw the land shaking so violently that single story homes crumbled.Homes were on fire and water was erupting from the ground.Gavin Newsom was in a commercial urging people to donate to disaster relief in California...What we saw was a 9.0 earthquake hit SoCal.Brace yourselves.... literally.
Yeah, drugs are pretty great.
>>541290404I just inserted 4 quartz crystals in my butthole OP I'm astral projecting to the whitehouse tunnels right now
>>541290512FUCK THEY'RE CHARGED WITH POZZED ENERGY IM GONNA PROOOOOOOOOJECTTTTTTTTTTT
>>541290404So how do I donate to this quake?
>>541290512>>541290627Crystal energy is suppressed in the rectum.Your supposed to adorn them so a silver circlet and put the circlet on your head - this achieves maximum reception.
>>541290786it's too late I'm on the moon, the crystals are stuck, send help
>>541290404>astral projectYou're a larping idiot. Also, Bob Monroe was a glue sniffing fraud and astral projection is not real. The monroe institute exists to sell bullshit to retards.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge
>>541290890I'm sorry anon...But Djinn energy grows in your ass now.>>541290948K weaving a spell of ur demise rn
>>541291031Lol go for it retardo
>>541291103It is done.Evil befalls you.Good luck my son.
>>541291460K keep me posted
>>541291539Yes you are posted
