Kinda crazy how it's a whole big controversy Texas is making kindergarteners read Johan and the Whale. Whereas even 20 years ago the majority of Americans would have read Jonah and the Whale
>>541294057Now Texans read The Bhagavad-Gita
They hate the story because it's about atonement and forgiveness. Concepts middle and far easterners consider toxic.
>>541294057I was inside a whale once.Her name is your mom.
>>541294196texas doesn't even have the most jeets. california has more jeets, like twice the number that texas has and 20% of all the jeets in the US and NJ has more jeets per capita and only like 100k less in terms of raw numbers
>>541294217>I forgive you, whale
>>541294379Why spend a comment on this instead of supporting deportation of all indians?Like, no one cares. They all need to go.
>>541294057Nigger please tell me you edit this shit because I was so excited to rip Johan and the whale, but you changed it. Fag.
Here's the terrible list of bible verses Texans have to read>Noah's Ark (which should be mandatory reading due to the global flood myth stuff)>David and Goliath>Daniel and the Lion's Den>Jonah and the Whaleliterally all stuff any kid would know about 20 years ago>Adam and Eve>The Eight Beatitudes (Matthew 5:1–12) (the sermon on the mound, blessed are the meek) >teachings on anxiety from Matthew 6. (the don't make a big show praying in front of others)> (Luke 15),> selections from the Book of Job, >Ecclesiastes 3, and 1 Corinthians 13 ("The Definition of Love").> Lamentations, Chapter 3 >>541294525I do support the deportation of all jeets, a complete embargo of india, recalling all diplomats from india and a complete ending of relations with india>>541294655what?
>>541294823I went to church for 15 Yeats and I never read the whale story. You just need someone to tell it to you once.
>>541294057Are shitlibs pro banning books again?
>>541294896That goes for all of it. Do you really need to read Genesis? No, there are like three bullets point you'll pick up from osmosis.
>>541294896it's for like kindergarteners. If you read the actual list Noah's Ark, David and Goliath, Daniel and the Lion's Den and Jonah and the Whale are picture books that are supposed to be read to the kids by the teacher in like K-2nd grade>>541294956you know it >>541294968>>541294896>muh osmosisexcept they don't anymore. shitskins from other countries don't know our stories. hell, shitskins have never seen or read alice in wonderland.how the fuck do you not know alice in wonderland
>>541294057That looks like a terrible strip club where OP's mom works at... shutter to think what the Tuesday morning "women" look like...
Reading the bible to shitskins wont save the usa or tejas
>>541295128>memeflagyou are indian>>541295170it's easier to push the kike shit and America hating shit when the US doesn't have a uniform culture. the BLM/woke shit/third world yuroshitskin shit where they claim the US has no culture is based off of the fact we stopped teaching American cultural stories like Jonah and the Whale and Johnny Applesneed
Remember that many adults believe the Old Testament. Like, literally. Noah's Ark? Dude, that's fucking impossible.
>>541297148 They can put niggers on a carnival cruise ship but not animals on a boat?
>>541297332Are you joking?
>>541294379jeet hands typed this
>>541294057That whale is on South Padre Island, good times there. Grew up in the 956.
>>541297372You think niggers are a joke?
>>541294057Christianity is for slaves
>>541297148i just wonder how the aussie animals got therewere there like huntsman spiders swimming across the ocean to the ME
>>541294415Kill yourself
>>541297148you do know basically every single culture on Earth has a global flood myth, shitskin
>>541297434you don't have to tell me you have jeet hands>>541297565shalom
>>541294655It's still in OP, friend. Also, a children's author intentionally made a book with a similarly sounding name, probably to confuse kids. She's a leaf. I assume this is what OP was talking about.
