THE US HAS FOUND A WAY TO BYPASS IRAN IN THE HORMUZ. TRAFFIC SKYROCKETED BY 400% YESTERDAY. OIL IS DUMPING LIKE A SHITCOIN
>>541319311the US has tons of oil, retard. we don't need any from there.
>the new strategy to solve the oil crisis is to just lie about it
>>541319311A single Iranian drone will send it back to 0 btw
>>541319311>source: I'm tripping on acid>>541319461cope
A bypass for hormuz just flew over my house!
>>541319311Post source faggot
yeah it's called pipelines, but anyway people are so behind on their analysis here they aren't even questioning why China bailed the entire western market out
>>541319311Trump will find a way to pump it after his friends have accumulated enough futures on the cheap
>>541319311Made me look
>>541319461(((who))) told you this information?do you believe this information?dont answer, it's a rhetorical question
>>541319311>USA spends billions of dollars building pipelines>USA spends billions of dollars guarding pipelines>Iran can take them out with a $20k drone
I have no respect left for Iran, the weak people who live there, or the pussy ass neighboring countries. You young people will never understand, the biggest bully you ever feared growing up has been exposed as a paper tiger, that big bad bully is just miserable kid who gets ass raped by his daddy every night, he is a not a scary boogeyman, he’s a little boy who hides in his closet crying himself to sleep at night.
>>541319311Faggot.
>>541319851lol iranian patriots are killing israeli mercenaries and you're upset about it. We can't invade because nobody actually wants to die for our jewish economic zone and you call iran the paper tiger kek
>>541319851>paper tigerBut enough about America.
>>541319851Something about the way you wrote this makes me think you are from Tel Aviv
Oil is up 0.5% today
>>541319311You're full of shit
>>541319461Weird that you've had to drain your strategic reserves then. Really activates your almonds.
>>541320392> traffic explodesRisky choice of words.
>>541319311Wow and right when markets open for the week what an incredible coincidence
>>541319461Oil is traded on the world market
>>541319311.>FOUND A WAY TO BYPASS IRAN
>>541319311>OIL IS DUMPING LIKE A SHITCOINWowzers, down 3% since Friday after going up 3% Thursday.
>>541319311Fox news just told me Iran’s economy is on the verge of collapse.
>>541322089How would they know? Unless that's something you can discover by tonguing a jew's asshole?
>>541319482>>541319596>>541319734There is an infinite amount of oil underground. Russian scientists figured this out decades ago.
>>541322318Damn you’re retarded
>>541319311fake newshttps://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/Transits (24h) 0 ships
>>541319311Don't look at oil futures. Look at diesel prices because thats what the worlds economy runs on.
>>541322396>We did it, reddit!
>>541319311Epic bait saaaar
>>541319851>the biggest bully you ever feared growing up has been exposed as a paper tiger,No one feared the US even before they got BTFO by Iran, you guys had to run away from Afghanistan leaving billions in equipment behind not 5 years ago
>>541319851You lost tranny
>>541319311Trump drinking Iran's milkshake.
>>541322318Nigger, screenshot your post and use it to sue the government on bases that all the time you spend on a school was wasted.
>>541319311May we see it?
>>541322709/thread
>>541321877checked based Natalia poster
>>541319461The US has virtually no refineries that can process dirty or heavy crude. At least not at the volumes needed to be self sustaining.
>>541319461let's say that you're not some lying kike or retardjapan needs oil from there or they'll dump treasury bondstherefore the US needs oil to pass through the strait
>>541319666china needs and wants stability. the enemy of china has been uncertainty and flood/drought for 4000 years. they cannot cope with shocks. the whole chinese system depends on what was expected to happen happening.
>>541322318NIGGA DUMB AS FUCK UGA UGA BOOGAA
>>541319311Gas was 10 cents more expensive this morning. Kill yourself, OP.
>>541323129That wasn't because of defeat, but because we got all the opium needed to the Chinese fentanyl factories for future CIA funding. Stable China is stable Asia, but Russia got cut out as always because Ruskie can't be trusted with drugs.
>>541323606>>541323322>>541322396>turd worlders seething
>>541321829>he believes the reserve memeif it was actually a problem they would've declared an emergency. you retards said the US would be collapsing by now. guess what? NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED
>>541322318i mean it is renewable, its old living shit mostly plant sludge. but this shit about a geothermal reaction creating it is bullshit
