My culture is not your custome!
>from the country that eats wet bats
>>541322068those sandwiches looks delicious, but I guess it can't compare to eating dogs and porcupines
Wait till they learn about British delicatessen like "fried chips sandwich" and "beans in sandwich or even the notorious "wet bread sandwich ".
>>541322145Dogs are for spinning, not eating!>Bulgarian
>>541322068Wypipo don seeson dem food.Gibs me dat shapeless goo with dat artificial flavors yo
>>541322265unironically tho, kek
>>541322265TRVKE
Real American is PB&J sandwich.
>>541322068gook delicasies are 99% rotting fish, 0.5% rotting eggs and 0.5% rotting plants>uwu so tasty, this 1000 year old rotten egg with rotten fish sauce ontop of rotten seawear, yummy
>>541322068So its simple ingredients to make something fast?Every Chinese home has a old woman who is constantly cooking or cleaning.
>never made a sandwich in their entire life>make one >fuck it up>"uh it's so dry"Yeah, a good sandwich always has a condiment.And dont just put a slap of ham and cheese between two pieces of bread and call it a sandwich, you need a butter spread in the inside of that bread too. And none of that plant based shit, real butter from milk.
Found some small pita thingies in my local supermarket. 4 in a package. Easy to slice open. Bought some ham, prosciutto, maasdam cheese, mayo, mustard, canned shrooms. Made for great sandwiches, eat like a king. The only thing missing was olives, but they didn't have my kind there, so I used shrooms.
>Thousand Year EggNASTY SHIT
>>541322068Based, pro White culture must be spread.
>>541322068I wouldn't expect an asian mind to comprehend our grandeur.
>>541322230WTF is a wet bread sandwich?
>>541322068>this no good>*pulls up platter of shark fins bat shit and the neighbour's dog*
>>541322621DAS RITE
>>541322634Maybe it's a bit like the soggy biscuit? Another one of your great nations inventions.
It's just wh*te people cant cook.Just look at that disgustingsad lookingbland sandwich.Literally a toddler can make that shitDo they even fill your tummies? Prolly not and that's why wh*tes eat goyslop like chips everyday
>>541322265dogs are for fucking
>>541322068https://youtube.com/watch?v=rqVOTxT1HYc
>>541322068Chinese food is obsurdly full of sugar and salt. My friend's beef hotpot he makes regularly has one and a half cups of sugar in it, and two tablespoons of salt. He thinks European food is bland too, but I'll take a slow roast on a bed of rosemary with potatoes any day of the week. A crusty piece of fresh bread covered in butter dipped in a thick pea & ham soup. Pretty hard to beat basic European staples when they're done right.
You know what...2/???
there seems to be a select group of asians online that have this psychotic hatred for white people, I notice they usually have kpop profile pictures in whatever website they're using
>>541322068And if you didn't post this here, I'd never know about it and have no opportunity for recreational outrage. Luckily I don't care if some person in China makes fun of their perception of white food. Sorry if that wasn't the outcome you desired OP.
>>541322068not enough chitin clearly
>>541322907What's with americans not giving a fuck about insulin spike. Every time a see a wh*te person, the majority of them are overweight and they dont give a fuck about that.
>>541322984Food that tastes good and is cheap. Low inhibition.
>>541322579>And none of that plant based shitI'm sorry, what ? They made fake butter ? Litteraly how ? Why ?
>>541322984Korean food is extremely sweet man you guys are the burgers of Asia
>>541323039Food doesn't matterPretty sure they dont even jog or walk around after mealsLike is there no self consciousness among amerifats?
>>541322984They are enjoying life. Something koreans don't know how to do so you kill yourself en masse.
>>541322068I swear, I've seen this exact trend go "viral" like 5 times already.
>>541323097Il parle sûrement de la Margarine
>>541323337kek look at this fatass taking baitshut up fat boi
>>541322068It's true. That's why I'm ripped. Unnecessary sauces and oils and shit make you fat.
>>541322843Thats a fetish for you innit, anon
>>541324301
>>541322706>>541322621wow, that's a lot of food... I would only eat the eggs and the blood sausage...
>>541324466it's a relatively small amount of food for one person
>>541322068>gutter_oil_montage_2025.webm>fake_foods_MIC.mp4
>>541322230Ok
>>541322706this webm has been making the rounds for a few years now, and I always think about whatever happened to this lad. He must've only been in his mid-20s in this, so he might be nearing 30 odd now, and if he kept it up he's likely twice as big. Poor fella.
>>541325577A testament to the quality of UK vs US food that he's not 700+ lbs already eating like that.
>>541322068>listen here goy, the only culture you are allowed to enjoy in this multicultural world is jewish cartoon fantasy, talmudvisoon, and prostitution without pay, goy.
>>541322706Thinking about calorie autism too:Full English: 1500kcalSprite x2: 200kcalChicken, Waffles (?), Chips: 700kcal3x Cheeseburger: 575kcalCheese bites: 200kcalDonut: 200kcalOasis (drink): ~50kcalFried Rice: 800kcal3x Coke: 450kcalNoodle Soup: ~500kcalTotal: Aprx 5175kcal PER DAYThis nigga be eating the same I do in like 3 days lmao
>>541325766Dunno mate, our food is pretty shite but I suppose it does have less high fructose goy-syrup in it than youses have over the pond aye
>dopamine receptors are so fried that they are unable to derive any pleasure from the natural flavor of foodKek imagine
How do fat people afford all that food?>Rent>Car Insurance >Gas>Car repairs>Phone bill>Phone repairs >Internet bill>Electricity bill>Water bill>Vacation>Family visits>Savings >Out with friends now and then How can they afford all that junk food one burger with fries and a can of soda is like 20$ minimum now
>>541322068isn't their diet 90% plain rice and raw fish
>>541325860How the fuck are you eating less than 2k calories a day?Unless you are extremely sedentary and a woman that's super low intake.
>>541325577He is still alive and posting, even fatter now
>>541326155damn, man be eating >>541326030rarely hungry
I do like my food mostly dry they got me there. I hate slop dripping all over
>>541323097Big magarine has been a disaster for humanity.
>>541322230>Not even mentioning the finest of British dining
>>541322068Let's try bat and eggs boiled in boy urine
>>541322230Wait until they learn about real British food like eel pie, or scitishScottish hagis, or tgatthat Tin of rotting Swedish fIsh
>>541325860Had the same thoughts and it's probably even higher, considering the trash cooking with gutter oils and shit. That Oasis is probably more sugary than a Coke and it looks big. The rice is most likely soaked in oil. Chicken and waffles definitely is higher especially with those fries. Nigga could be putting in 6-7k
>>541322101You know how people say "American Chinese food is not real Chinese food"? Well, its kind of true, but a halft truth. Sure it was localized, but "real Chinese food" is essentially a fabrication of Maoism and The Great Leap Forward. That's why its mostly flavored oil. Best they could do while starving.
>>541326459How do people eat mcdonalds ifnits not right away as soon as they hand it to you? The nuggets and what not are pure garbage if they arent hot. I always say that wheb I wat h reviewbrah. How long is he waiting before he finally tries the food? That has to have a huge effect on it.
>>541326263He will have a heart attack, he is being carried by his youth for now, but the body won't last.
>>541326565I agree about burgers, they are trash when cold, but nuggs I like cold as well. It's the only thing I get from McDs nowadays, haven't eaten their burgers in several years.
>>541322068What the fuck is wrong with a ham and cheese sandwich?
>>541326565Also, always thought reviewbrah microwaves the shit before filming
>>541326693His videos really started sucking years ago he got too aware of what he was and now that he is aging he really looks like a creep.
>>541326763True
>>541322068I hope they enjoy it
>>541326693But still it cant be a fair review when you doordash the food to you and talk for 10 minutes before you open the package and take a bite of the whoevers latest chicken sandwich. Of course its going to be bad.
>>541322230Loool"Beans in sandwich" is such an non-native speaker language fail. >Yish eez bins in schanweej
>>541326877Pretty much. I wonder if someone has already asked him that in a Q&A
>>541322230
>>541326263So sedentary?
>>541326998Only good British food is shepherds pie and pastys
>>541322068Egg n cheese Sammy's are good tho
Last one cuz I gotta go for my daily run
>>541322068mayonnaise is still our secret weapon, no ethnic will ever crack the code
>>541322706gets more pleasure from food than i get from having my dick sucked. what a mouthy lad.
>>541327092You don’t like fish and chips? They do a few things well. Scotch egg is good. Sunday roast. Ploughmans lunch. Those fun little cucumber sandwiches they have for tea parties. Scones. Trifles. Is toffee British? Kedgeree. They’re a hideous people and they want to destroy the world but not all their food is bad.
>>541323097>how ?garbage oil, chemicals and dark magic>Why ?they hate all good things like butter, cheese and wine
>>541323097The french are responsible for it, another of your crimes against humanity
>>541325901That and bovine growth hormones in beef and dairy, ractopamine and chlorine messing with cardiovascular health in poultry, Propylparaben and BHT and Red Dye No. 3 fucking with endocrine system and thyroid (thyroid is a big one, levels go down and weight goes up fast), bromated vegetable oils and titantium dioxide causing direct DNA and organ damage, Carboxymethylcellulose, polysorbate 80, and glyphosate destroying your gut microbiome. Chemical flour bleaching with benzoyl peroxide and chlorine gas. You get the idea. Our goyslop is much sloppier.
>>541322818>yummie all done
>>541322068it's the first time trying something resembling human cuisine, as opposed to chinese delicacies, such as:>roasted stray dog>roasted cat>raw rat tail (brings good luck)>eels in alcohol>live snake with powdered tiger penis bones (makes the 5 cm into 6, very good!)>plain rice>7.62 bullet for thinking about what happened on Tiananmen Square (nothing)
>>541322068yeah we didnt need to put peppers everywhere to hide the taste of rotten meat and feel less hungry.
>>541328090Hon Hon Hon
>>541322068>white people foodNot sure what this is even supposed to mean.
>>541329078Food eaten by white people. Are you retarded?
>>541329078the kind of food a nonwhite gets at school or in prison.this is the only time they acknowledge that whites are involved in feeding them
>>541322068Isn't the food cope kind of counter productive?If a culture has other great successes why do they need to repeatedly emphasize food differences?
>>541325458Still better than English food
>>541322068What? Not enough grease for them? Not enough insects? Where's the msg?? Where'd your dog go? I thought I heard the cat scream
>>541324517>>541324517holy shit those bong lads could really put it away
>>541322068They got the nigger interpretation of White food and the niggers got theirs from jail and school cafeteria food.
>>541322843disgusting beaner.
>>541325989>RentLMAO
>>541322984He's not American but British. Not that there aren't many more people just like him or worse here. Personally I'm disgusted by his gluttony and his ilk are the reason I'm glad we don't have socialized medicine. Can you imagine your taxes having to pay for his healthcare after decades of that behavior? He's not even tasting the food or enjoying it, just shoveling it in, and the sugar water he drinks is destroying his sense of taste anyway.
>>541322068Top 10 best cuisine cultures are all European, no I'm not including fuckass fermented bean sprouts from China or the fucking spice pantry from India, fucking joke food. These people eat piss and shit like it's nothing and only improved their diets within the past 20 years because they aped European cuisine. Don't even get me started on Hispanic "beans" culture, fucking beans in everything because you people have no taste buds.
>>541330229Isn't he a paki or something living in Britain, that guy is obviously not en ethnic Briton.
>>541322747Your friend is mentally ill. Who the fuck is putting sugar in hotpot?
>>541322068Dly runch
>>541322068ngl that's really funny kek
>>541322724>Just look at that disgusting>sad looking>bland sandwich.>Literally a toddler can make that shita chink made it. might as well be a toddler. asian food culture is pathetic.
>>541322068Spices are for browns.
>>541322068Zoomoids brains are fried because they must require every experience in life to be THE BEST EVER. Nothing below an 11/10. Every meal must be juicy fat steaks and extra large buttery lobsters. Every car must be an Italian racer. Every house must be a mansion. It’s pure niggerbrain, it doesn’t help that now chinks have niggerbrain too
>>541322068This is retarded.
>>541322068Deez chiggas really acting like they haven’t been eating garbage like picrel for decades. And traditional mooncakes and their other assorted pastries are dry as hell too.
>>541331323What’s that white wedge on the bottom left that looks like Camembert
>>541322068>whites and their fucking>checks notes>freedom and liberty
>>541325458UMA DELICIA
>>541327016nah, just drink a lot of coffee and it suppresses my appetite
>>541322068Wait until they learn about toasting your bread and wet toppings like tomato, cucumbers, bell peppers or remoulade.
>>541326459yeah you might be right, I just know that the Oasis is the sugar free one at maccies UK anyway, but you're spot on on the sheer amount of oil in the fried rice cranking it up another 500-1000kcal
>>541322068Ah yes, I remember all those famous Chinese chefs like...uhhhh...ummm...sun Tzu?
>>541323097"I can't believe it's not butter" is in fact, not butterLook the ingredients
>>541322468Gotta make sure to prop up the Israeli brands in the photo so people know you're AmericanCan't just show a photo of a PBJ sandwich gotta include the brandHow much did they pay you
>>541331486oh thats called assdildo
>>541322101For me it is stones stir-fried in gutter oil, peak authentic Chinese cuisine
>>541325458S O P AOPA
>>541322068Chinese people are just eating western food and sharing how to make it. Leave it to /pol/ to spaz out over it.>YOU ADD SPICES TO ROTTEN MEAT!!>YOU EAT DOGS AND BATS!!!@!>SEWER OIL SEWER OILMeanwhile the Chinese videos are some 25 yr old Chinese girl: "here's how to make one of my favorite dishes, an Italian sandwich..."Ironically this thread is full of retards calling the Chinese ignorant of western food while saying ridiculous things about Chinese food. It's 2026. Chinese people live in western countries and they have the internet. It's not that hard for them to try western food. Then they make videos about it and call it "white people food" because that's the literal translation of their word for "western food." Try not to be so butthurt about it. They aren't mocking you. This dumb shit is posted every other week for the past 5 years.
For me the best cuisines are Japanese, Thai, Lebanese, Italian, Greek, Mexican, Turkish, French
>>541322068The world is obsessed with white people.
>>541322634MELTED ICE SANDWICH
