1. Homeless2. Dead3. Jail/Prison 4. Back home 5. Shacked up with Thicky-Nikki, plapping away on the slam.6. Shacked up with Sam, grabbing the tits HARDI am voting 5.
>>541329352how does this toothless drunk get more pussy than me?what the hell is his secret? occultism???
>>541329580Literally yes. Faustian bargains are real and they let you live the party life for a while before they collect with interest.
>>541329352He's getting raped by demons right now probably.
>>541329580he’s bald now too
>>541329352why are you so obsessed with eceleb gossip?
>>541329352Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>541329580Has a little bit of internet clout which is enough for some weirdo women to be attracted to. Look at Ethan Ralph he is a fat disgusting pig, but still managed to pull a few decent looking girls.
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>>541329352laptop status?
>>541330881That is all he thinks about. He literally built an alter to his new Dell Alienware gaming laptop as some symbolic ritual sacrifice to his patron Baal gods.He believes he can bring salvation to mankind and free the planet from the physical realm by channeling heavenly power to himself through his laptops. More laptops = more energy.
>>541329802This. The problem is all his promises to demons have come due. He had a good ride tho.
>>541329580Other than Elizabeth Philosophy, who was a cutie, every other woman I've seen him with has been a gross hamplanet, including his first wife. Elizabeth happened to meet him at the peak of him popularity and before the worst of his personality was known.
punished styx a man denied his crowdfunded gaming laptops
>>541330126>eceleb gossipyea bro, seriously, the only real gossip is hollywood and political gossip. if the jews dont approve of your gossip then you might as well kys.
>>541331557>>541331361>>541330881>>541330394Are gaming laptops demonic?
>>541329352I thought he was squatting in a retarded girls house.
>>541329352I saw him on telegram during Covid and he was quite cool and reasonable. He was dressed like a leftist low IQ but talked like a neutral clear sighted bloke. He has a new style now, for what reason ever. Occultism sucks and is for low IQ niggers better stay away from this nigger shittery it's for dumbfucks.Really hope he gets back on his feet and starts a new. Internet really needs personalities not just niggers in White and black constantly talking nigger shit. Wish him luck and remind him that the retarded woke nigger leftoids are dead, lol. for a very very loooong time!
>>541332034He was/is. Explore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMNaUmkzLzwhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheRealist67/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@DrPwnStar
His "white" father.
