What is the actual good way to kill myself in this country? I'm under the impression that you can't really buy any special gas, any pills that'll kill you quickly without requiring permits/prescription or other bullshit that makes it impractical, and that the government is in general trying to close up all the methods and loopholes. What's the good and practical way to do it if I'm retarded?
Fuck the governments for trying to shut down all practical methods to kms by any means necessary.
>>541330139nitrogen tank from welding store + a SCUBA mask or bag or tent
>>541330190I said I'm retarded, I don't know who to connect all that shit, how to know whether that tank contains oxygen by any chance, etc.
>>541330139Do a flip, faggot
>>541330139Rope is tried and true. Can even take some opiates beforehand.
>>541330285I don't know how to do a flip!>picrelI don't know how to any piece of rope to any flat surface (i.e. a ceiling) and I don't know how to tie any knot.
>>541330139Bring some jews with you
>>541330337Jesus Christ anon, were you born near Chernobyl by any chance? Anyway, why don't you just find a recruiter and mobilize. That ought to get your dumbass killed pretty quick
>>541330139Kim means keep yourself safe fucking newfags
>>541330421That'll work, but I really don't want to help the government to do anything.
You should stop suggesting some meme shit and give me something actually practical and reasonably simple and easy
>>541330139Enlist in the army and go out in a blaze of glory on the frontline.
>meanwhile here every jeeta is shitting inside her flat to get a white bf
>>541330562Helium exit bag or car exhaust inside car.I heard that injecting air inside veins can be a method too.
>>541330659>HeliumThis shit definitely comes with oxygen inside, and either way I'm too retarded to assemble anything that would put helium from tank into the bag.
>>541330139you shouldn't kill yourself, but hypothetically the absolute best way to kill yourself is to leave your body with a few glass blood slides in a high alpine cave, preferably above 3000m. it should last 50,000 to 100,000 years undisturbed and most of your possessions will be preserved, giving future humans an interesting glimpse into the early 21st century. there are between 10 and 20 things that are very easy to carry with you that would also make you the most important/famous historical find of all time. ideal depth of cave 5m+ on a shady slope. it's a oneway trip on the mountain so it's super easy to go slow and ration the food. i think more people should kill themselves like this, if they are going to do it anyway, because it's a lot less selfish.
You niggers are completely useless
>>541330139Apply for the military.
>>541330139Do a flip
>>541330139>What is the actual good way to kill myself in this countryThe human limit for masturbating is 80 ejaculations in 24 hours, go beyond and you will die
>>541330887short idea; have niggers tounge your anuslong idea: become a mother, then have your kid not reply to a "reply to this post or your mother dies tonight" post3.
>>541330139>not living out of spiteCouldn't be me
>>541330248the hoses are designed to be idiot-proof, pidor. if you can't figure out how to inhale some gas then there is no hope you for. go to the voenkomat and ask to be a teapot
>>541331827Okay, and how do you know that gas isn't mixed with oxygen or something? In general, all this gas shit is retarded, how the fuck am I supposed to buy it when the governments lock all the shit down and otherwise to try to make suicide impossible for almost anyone?>>541331554That has got to dumbest reason to live
>>541330139Ammonium Chloride and Sodium Nitrite. Ammonium Chloride is available as flux for a cleaning agent.Sodium Nitrite is available online.Together they produce Nitrogen gas. Or you can get Ammonia and heat it over Copper (II) Oxide which is available as copper turnings. Both produce nitrogen.It should be painless.
synthesise some plutonium with your diy nuclear reactor and make a cup of tea
>>541332434Is there something easier?
>>541330139Go jump out of any fucking 5+ story commie blocks and do a flip faggot. Simple as
>>541330139literally just walk into ukraine, are you kidding me right now?
>>541333767I was recommending painless solutions because I don't hate you Anon. You could try to blow yourself up with the biggest thing you could create.
>>541333937Now that's sounds like something I can do. Two problems though: how the fuck do I get into an apartment in a commie block that is high enough for this? Second, how do I land on my head? Seriously, I have no idea how to do the second thing at all, it feels like I will either land on my feet or if I attempt to fall out while lying on a stomach or something, I will just land on someone's window instead (not far out enough from the building).
>>541330139i think if i would try and off myself i would try to get my hands on fentanyl or other stronger nitazens. i think you can even buy some from specific chinese sellers. Wont notice a thing and just drift off. Some clickbait reel maker says the pain level is around 2.5/10 so the lowest of all substances he reviewed. I wouldnt tho, you still have beautiful women and good people
>>541330562A rope around your neck. Super easy and you pass out after 1 minute or 30 sec after. So 90 seconds of discomfort and an eternity of rest.
>>541334584And how am I supposed to attach the rope to something?
>>541331936>Okay, and how do you know that gas isn't mixed with oxygen or something?because it's NITROGEN for WELDING you retard. if it had any oxygen mixed in, it would ruin the welds
Does anyone know if it's practical to just cut an artery in the neck, never see it being mentioned, but it sounds almost easy
>>541332538you're thinking of polonium
>>541330139sell me your mother as a slave first. you owe me that as a russian slave
>>541334626lol
>>541330139Painkillers or opiods/fent in the black market or from a doctor. Pic related. I can die whenever I wish.When clown world gets too hellish I am just gonna eat a whole two weeks worth.
>>541334674A combination of methods is much more likely to be successful
>>541334674Brachial on arm is apparently less painful and jarring due to neck (carotid) and leg (femoral) having lots of tender tendons.Warm bath, aspirin, booze, cut.Only if its last resort and you are a pussy though. Suicide is a permanent solution to what is likely a temporary problem.
By not posting on this board anymore, thanks
>>541334880Which non-gas ones are good? So far falling sounds most practical to me. The only problem is to ensure a fall not on the feet. The other problem is actually getting to a high apartment in a commie block, but it is possible to just rent it
>>541330756How did you come up with this? What items should I take with me? What are the chances of being found
>>541330139Easy, you live in Russia... Just join the Russian army and go to the front lines in Ukraine.
>>541335092Take a bunch of painkillers and booze, get to big bridge and jump, or use social engineering to get onto roof “my kid is up there and I need to get him.”also why not volunteer for ukraine? Give your family your signing bonus and you may find a zest for life in the war.
>>541335378I don't have a bridge anywhere in my city, and I don't know which bridges anywhere in Russia are good for this. And how do I fall on the head?
ngmi Ivan. One day at a time, move to a new country and start fresh with a new name and smile.
get a travel visa and come to america and live like an illegal niggeryou would improve the situation here somewhat
>>541335753I wouldn't be able to get any good job
>>541335855nobody here does, dw about it
While all useful information stop giving this retard ideas. Take the pain of life like a man and see what comes next. Even if its going to be miserable.
>>541335934>Take the pain of life like a man and see what comes nextWhy the fuck would I do that?
>>541334348you don't have to land on your head. Just go to a hotel that has balconies or windows that you can open and 20+ stories. your main concern should be that the surface you are landing on is hard like concrete. don't land on trees or small roofs or cars or anything. you can use google maps to pick a suitable accomodation.
>>541335974That's part of the fun my man :^)But you do you, it's your life
Go attack stab some cops or something, that way you death will not be in vain. Good luck comrade o7
>>541336570That will not result in death
>>541330139sign up to kill hohols die your loved ones get 11,000,000 rubles
>>541330139PRAISE BE THE SUN!
>>541336053>you don't have to land on your headWill it work even if I land on legs?
>>541330139Find who sells heroin.Buy heroin.Ingest heroin.If you're too fucking retarded to figure out how much you need, tell the dealer you've got 6-12 months to live, don't want to be a burden, and ask the dealer for an appropriate amount.There's easier ways that don't involve dealing with drug dealers, but from your other comments, it seems like you're too much of a retard to understand basic technical things.
go in your bathroom, close the door, then barbecue a steak. it's the most delicious death
>>541340703>There's easier waysWhich non-gas ones?
>>541337736This is not acceptable
>>541338070this is a very esoteric post.
I know the easiest, most painless method of suicide but after reading the thread it is clear that OP is a gem and the world would be lost without him. Sorry, OP, you're just going to have to keep on trudging.
Nothing useful in this thread after all
>>541330139Don't kill yourself just tell yourself to wait with it a bit
>>541342205then just jump off a high place you inferior weak slav faggot
>>541330139Do you know how expensive these physical manifestations are? Kill your old self, be reborn anew. Don't waste the skin, save the husk. LARP as a video game character until the new soul forms from the ashes. The sun will warm us.
>>5413439791. How to land on the head?2. Where to find the high place?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D3B0D2ufh9o&list
Just move to a different country like New Zealand, that's where I am moving to hybridize these Forget-Me-Nots.
>>541330139I personally think I will slice my arteries It will hurt but I can't find anything better and I want to witness my own death I want to be there, I'm too fatigued honestly, anyway best of luck anon Hope anything is sorted in the for you regardless of the choice you make
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>>541344252Moscow you stupid larp niggerfaggot.
do you really want to go to Saturn this much Ivan?
>>541334892In this world? Temporary problem? I don't know anon
>>541336148It's fun when you have everythingSure some anons have it allMost anons have nothing Living for the sake of living is just an ignominious life, an eternal loser, better get out of this rigged game where you will get nothing from it anyway
>>541343122What did you expect anon?Most of these boomers are living good lives and shit posting for fun and larping as Jew pilled polacksOfc none of them have any clue in the matter
>>541334626Why would you want to meet God in such state?This isn't your time, you have a long way ahead you
>>541330139Go to the front of you want to die.
>>541344252>>541330139I'd try to join the french foreign legion if I were in your desperate russian situation.You might get a new life doing that.You could try making it as a youtuber or some fish processing crew in alaska but I don't know what it's really like to be russian.
>>541344252where in russia?
