So, I've been watching cops doing stupid shit and a lot of them involve them showing up to someone's house.Bottom line is I'm not letting them in, they'd better kick the motherfucker open with or without a warrant, swat I don't give a fuck but I'm not opening the door. I'm gonna let them know once I don't want to talk to them and that's it.That being said, I only assume if this is the situation, they're not going to leave soon and I want to know how to make the most of this situation.How do you "on the fly" find a good lawyer that you can speed dial at a moment's notice and quickly in a ten second sum-up let them know "I got some stupid pigs on my frond lawn and they are trying to get sued, are you in?" so they can make their way to my house and hopefully the dumbass cops are still around to make this guy's payday?Is that a thing or no? You just have to wait the fuckers our and deal with their stupidity until they get tired and go? 911 would be a waste of time because they'll just call the same cops adn those same cops would tell 911 to fuck off.
you just tell them to go away, if their superiors wage the bet, you tell them a judge must ensure your 6th amendment right to a speedy and public trial
>>541341959>hey anon the flock camera warned us you were going in the opposite direction than local walmart is, care to explain what u were doing? open the door and have a nice friendly chat, ok champ?
>>541341959Have an attorney on retainer. Record everything and tell them to leave. Do not fight, simply comply even if you know they are wrong, if you're arrested keep your fucking mouth shut, the only thing you should say is attorney please.
>>541341959security cameras streaming directly to DA CLOUD. make sure the cameras can't be reached by pigs, who will cover the cameras with their hands if it's convenient.
>>541341959>be swedish cop>say you smelled weed or heard a fight>warrant approved in 5 minutes>no need to show warrant>no need to tell you've searched a house>enter house at night>home owner tired full of adrenaline>attack cops/burglars/kidnappers>self-defense illegal in sweden>10+ years prisonalso>sweden has legalized torture of non-suspectsamericans has more rights than europeans
>>541341959Exact kind of poster who gets his door busted down then says I dindu nuffin.
>>541342447Yes stream it live to da cloud so we can all watch and laugh
>>541341959>How do you "on the fly" find a good lawyerDo not talk to them, do not answer the door, do not let them know anyone is home. Let them stand outside until they go home. If they have a warrant they are breaking in, if no warrant you have right to defend your home.
