https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2091890446481916286
Makes sense, Europeans are hilariously behind in AI. Even Indians have more experience with it
kek ripped offi would shit inside their servers for free
>>541348412No wonder Porsche is in so much financial trouble and can't sell cars anymore. This is like watching a slow moving car crash.
how will this help us sell cars?
So that's the end of porsche too, then. Fuck.
>>541348528>can't sell cars anymore.Anon are you sure you don't like this 934th copy and paste porsche? It comes with AI built into the pocket pussy in the center console,
>>541348412>porsche is doomedbuy legos now
>>541348412>let Indian-made AI take over its corporate serversDis' gon' b' gud.
>>541348412In 20 years, brands like Porsche and Lamborghini will be a distant memory and everybody will be driving a Xingpao X1 or whatever. All because the west is in a terminal competency crisis and cannot maintain the same standards of quality as it did before due to enjeetification and internal societal rot.
>>541348412German boomers are so fucking dumb lmfaoIf some jeet tells them he's the IT specialist from Microsoft they'll give him their banking credentials
>>541348412Until we introduce personal responsibility (up to prison time and death sentence when the damage is measured in BILLIONS) for (((CEOs))) shit like this will keep going.
>>541348811I'll get a Chowmein XR4122341 if they make it a lightweight V8
>>5413484121.5 billion? Did they hire the entire country?
>>541348811Chinese cars will never be allowed to be sold here let's be real.
>>541348656They've been outclassed too.
>>541348412first you think theyre retarded, then you realize theyre corruptsome porsche executive wants to get rich and doesnt care if the brand is going to crash and burn
>>541348412wenn das der Führer wüsste..
Do they not have to answer to shareholders? They deadended themselves.
>>541348811Doubt it. From an investing standpoint it makes sense to demolish Western countries to then build them up again. It is a great way to make money if you think about it. China can easily be curbed by export limitations. In turn the demolishing of the West forces people to accept worse worker rights and total surveillance.
>>541348847>>541348836It really blows my mind how fucking gullible boomers managers are. Their entire generation cannot die off fast enough.
>>541348981their way of answering to shareholders is to ride the now ended wave (institutional momentum takes time to change) to implement AI the only way they know how: outsourcing anything not directly related to either investments or cars to the lowest bidder, in this case India
>>541348554>he doesn't knowall cars sold from 2027 and onwards require full biometric supervision and remote killswitches by law>had 3 beers and are driving 1 mile back home from the local bar? Uh-oh, 6 figure thing you paid for won't start and it called the cops on you
>>541348884Yep America will go North Korea mode and lock down after losing its petrodollar. But the rest of the world will drive chink shit.>>541348996Western world can’t outrun its demographic crisis. See the problem is that people in the west are a bunch of lazy brown retards. You have millions of people in your country who just entered for gibs and those people are popping out low IQ compared faster than you. You’re going to spend more time dealing with those brown hordes than you are actually building anything. And by the time you manage to turn it around, China will already be decades ahead
>>541349136Popping out low IQ children*
>>541348412I guess the idea here is to make a Porsche that really really sucks, and also smells bad.
>>541349100why is the EU so totalitarian
>>541348976Exactly! See >>541348847(((CEOs))) must be publicly executed if their "cost cutting" crap backfires. Money is someone's life and if you can get $100M bonus which is worth more than a hundred lives, then you must be personally responsible for the results of your work. Until this is implemented, the West is doomed. In China scientists and engineers run the companies and they get executed for corruption, in the West (((lawyers))) and (((MBAs))) ru i n the compaines and get golden parachutes anyway.
>>541348412
POOrche was always a little girl or gay guy car anyways.
>>541349209It was a US law that forced it dipshit
>>541348412totally not a bubble guise
>>541348412>Porsche signs a $1.5B AI deal with jeet scammers to deploy AI across the companyJeet AI = Always Izzat
>>541348412What kind of profit margin is there on a porsche that they can afford to blow 1.5 billions?
>>541348412Germans are mind raped beyond repair
>>541348412Why did Porsche decide to suicide? Or is this an inside job by a jeet CEO?
>>541353295German here, I can confirm
>>541348412ludites and timmies get btfod in one hit
>>541348412saar pls insert the google play code to use your heated seats
>>541353490Corruption was involved 100%. Your FBI needs to investigate everyone on the German side who approved this.
>>541353575Tell me what could you possibly need an AI [read: Indian call center assigned to you] in a vehicle to go from point a to point b, and occasionally point c
>>541353490no suicide saarneedful AI manager saarbest in market saar, elit human talent saaaaar
>>541348412Does AI mean All Indians?
>>541353718AI is allready used in all kind of jobs and is only to get better, all you keep saying for years that its a bubble but reality is the less and less programars are required
>>541348412Yes, our automobile companies are indeed being run by morons.
1,5bsurely thats just some madeup Number. Or maybe paid in the next 10 years. If its in the Longrun, then its just peanuts
>>541348412dont care, only retards are buying new cars anyway
>>541348412@POLYMARKET USES TOO MANY ZEROES
>>541354321No it doesn't. It uses 9 decimals which is billion, then it ends with ".00" for cents, common practice with English numerology.
>>541348481More experience doesn't compensate for the mental retardation and scamming impulse of jeets. Yurocucks could reach the same level in a few weeks tops and actually have the capacity to improve beyond that.
>>541348412>sell your useless IT consulting company to Tata at inflated value>buy Tata "AI" for five years at inflated valueit's just another round of circular AI investment
>>541349100remote killswitches in 2027? checked and apparently it's truehow are we just letting the world become like this?
Tata has some of the best and smartest hard working minds on the face of the fucking planet. This is just further fucking proof against cumskins that the only way for their companies to survive is with Indian minds doing it!
>>541348412RIP.puts on Porsche.
>>541354671YOU DONT USE CENTS ON 1.5B IN FACT YOU DONT USE ZEROSE AT ALL THEY ARE BEING RETARDEDTHEY MUST BE XEETING HOW MANY LAKH CRORE RUPEES IT IS
>>541354048Oh sorry. Do you know this from experience?
>>5413491002027? Any vehicle with On Star can remote stop a vehicle. This has been a "feature" since, what, 2005?
>>541348412Out of all the AI companies/contractors on the planet, why an Indian one?Sus.
>>541348412the more /pol/ seethes against indians they more slowly but surely they conquer their countriespajeet means victory
>>541355206Found the Indian/Middle Manager who has no idea how actual work is done and cannot comprehend why & how all the people who do actual work are not impressed by AI output.
>>541348412This sounds so retarded that the CEO must be personally getting a few hundred million from the jeet scammers to push this deal through
>>541348554i guarantee this was pushed by indians inside the company and are getting kick backs.
>>541348811Its also government overreach. Cars MUST have a remote killswitch. Cars must be designed in a certain way for SAFETY because of the thousands of regulations. This is why all new cars look the same and you dont see car innovation as much anymore like old cars had
>>541348412I honestly can find no explanation for this other than some salesman was very good at talking to a nepo executive.I mean. What is even "AI"? If used as a synonymous for Machine Learning, its what predicts the arrival time on your GPS so accurately, what has driven google search results for over a decade now, what fills the tiktok feed of gooners in our 30s with teen girls in bikinis....However, that AI is not what the hype is about. Investors were sleeping as that came along. They were also sleeping when GPT2 came along. They were also sleeping when transformer neural networks were invented and demonstrated to have immense potential. They only reacted to the chatGPT and Midjourney hype.Basically creating sloppy, generic, and soulless images that make brands using them look cheap, and putting out well written text with zero credibility and zero thought behind it, full of made up info. This is what they paid 1.5 billion dollars for. Because apparently AI is so powerful its scary and keeps breaking out of containment and hacking the government or something. JFL at normies.
>>541348981Fool. The Shareholders ordered it.
>>541348412>H1B AIHoly shit they even outsourced the robot AI jobs too. Silicon Valley being run on Indian AI is so funny and sad at the same time
>>541355772Silicon Valley and Europe ...It's all run on H1B AI now
>>541348412what the fuck is it with indians and aiits like the same thing with the iphoneis the ai "the jagganath" or something?is the iphone the jagganath?
>>541348412Cause is thereNow we wait for the effectIt will be glorious
>>541355854kek based
>>541355583100% this. Jews are the descendants of gypsy Indians.
>>541355838its because its easy to scam people. Copy and paste some tensorflow code with some data...and shits out something. If that something is good or not doesnt matter. AI always gives you a deliverable which is great outsourced projects.
>>541355511In my line of work, I've found out there's two ways to fix a problem. Either you do it manually and "brute force" the problem. Or you find a more efficient way to do it.Sometimes, setting up the most efficient way takes longer than just brute-forcing.AI is like that. The pay off isn't worth the time you put into training it.That's why AI is taking over repetitive tasks, because then it doesn't matter much if it takes a month to train it.And, honestly, if you go to work and every day has the same set of problems, then your life must be dull.
Borsche 911 Durbo ahnd Gaymen. I ligh dhe Bogxster ahlsho.
>>541348412I thought clownworld was the end stage, but this goes beyond. Bye Porsche, fucking retards.
>>541348554Cars? The whole point of a company is shareholder returns. They would sell you nothing and charge you infinity if they could.
>>541355583First thing I thought too. Indians are the most corrupt, nepotistic group I've had the misfortune to encounter in business. I'd unironically rather deal with jews.
>>541348412lol, that's ridiculous.
