>>541348486peak wokekino design
>>541348486That's it. I'm moving to China.
Who watches this slop? Are there that many anti-social fantasy dweebs?
>>541348486I LOOK ROUGH AND STUFF IN MY AFRO PUFFS
What really is the issue here? Rings of power sucks but dwarves are the race that make the most sense to have dark skinned individuals. Are we mad that female dwarves dont have beards? And if they had beards this board would just be mad at them being trans or something.
We needs to protac dem rangz befo saw ron gyats em
>>541348486This simply cannot be real. I refuse to believe this is real. There. No one can convince me our world is this clownish.
>>541348801https://screenrant.com/rings-of-power-prime-video-new-dwarves-generation-exclusive-image/
>>541348486Also lawd dem rangz thread
>>541348486these people shouldn't ever be allowed to make anything again, upon threat of death.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
Remember when this was just a meme?
>>541348486Fucking hilarious how the white guy is the only one that looks proper.
O LAWD DEM RANGZ
>>541348743>dwarves are the race that make the most sense to have dark skinned individualsDwarves in LOTR are white. How hard is that to understand? I don't understand why brown people like to pretend to have been even an afterthought in European fiction. Have you no self-respect?
>>541348801>>541348835
>>541348486
dem bich azz orcz tripinn cuh
>>541348486Bahahahaha
>>541348486>>541348801Hitler was right
>>541348743The nigger dwarf was actually one of the better characters in the show. The 2 mystery meat goblins in the middle are hilariously ugly though no idea what they were thinking with these. But ye lotrd dwarfs are unambiguously white.
>>541348486I finally understand why Tolkiens son refused the rights to LOTR to almost everyone. He was protecting his father legacy from these globohomo devils. Unfortunately he died and now we get nigger dwarfs.
>>541348743>dwarves are the race that make the most sense to have dark skinned individuals.Uhh, no. They don't.
>gets greenlit for multiple seasons>gets funding for multiple seasons>*insert your favorite show* doesn'twhy?
>>541348922>Dwarves in LOTR are whiteSome dwarves not being white doesnt really detract from Tolkien canon since he didnt say that dwarves have to be white.>an afterthought in European fictionEuropean fiction is an ever changing thing. Literally who cares if they have one or two black dwarves. It even makes sense to have swarthy or dark skinned dwarves adapted to working in extremely high temperatures.
>>541348743Why the fuck would a race who live underground be fucking Nigged? Make it make sense, Nigger.
>>541348486>rangs of poowerAs in poor
>>541349075Tolkien was a huge philosemite. He voted for this state of affairs
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>>541349153Because proximity to super high temperatures and metallurgy would create swarthy color pigments that are more resistant to extreme heat.
>>541348486America in 2029
>>541349126>who caresBecause gatekeeping Canon matters since Coonback NiggerJews like you always want to change shit. How about no.
>>541349126>since he didnt say that dwarves have to be whiteIt didn't have to be said. It was implicit. Unsurprisingly, brown people don't understand this.>European fiction is an ever changing thingI wonder (((who))) is behind this change you speak of.>Literally who cares if they have one or two black dwarvesDo you know where you are right now?>It even makes sense to have swarthy or dark skinned dwarves adapted to working in extremely high temperaturesI see. You are actually retarded.
>>541349126Melanin could be argued for high temperatures if it was the desert, where the heat comes from the sun. It makes no sense for it to be dark if they're in the earth with heat coming from lava or whatever. All subterranean creatures tend to be pale.
>>541348486I will be watching because I dont see color I see acting
>>541348743It’s not yours, brown parasite
The projects is changedI feel it in da EBT lines,I smell it in the liquor stores,Lotta shit we done was lost, ain't no niggas remember.It began with the forging of the great rangz,3 given to the project niggas, angriest, niggliest and most delusional of niggas7 to the street niggaz, da wise hustlers and fentanyl tradesmen of the streets.And 9, 9 (as in a 9mm hipoint wit da dolla bill skin) to the yns, who above all else, desire gibsmedats.
Niggers don't care about white-nerd-shit. The producers are either stupid or they're trying to trigger whites.
>>541348743>Rings of power sucks but dwarves are the race that make the most sense to have dark skinned individualsIt makes the least sense you retardI just fucking hate shit that's stupid. If you made a show with double sun desert planet and made the natives albino i would hate that as well. Because its fucking stupid
I AM BILBO BAGGINSLOOK AT ME BIG FEETOZ BLEWNNN UPP LIEK A FOOKIN BAHHHLOOOOK
>>541349460>"Maybe if we have black representation, we can get the blacks to embrace LOTR"Also, niggers don't read.
>>541349126Blacks aren't black because of temperature, they are black because of UV rays, which dwarfs living underground aren't exposed to.
>>541348894if anything it didn't go far enough, i mean look at the hair and costumes, it's fairly reasonable here in comparison to what they actually did.
>>541348486those are just israeli settlers in the west bank
>>541348735Rock on witchu bad self
>>541348743>zoomer goes to tv>sees meme >regurgitates it here the end
>>541348486OH LAWDY DEM RANGZ
>>541348486PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>541348486>you have my sword>and my bow>and my taurus>mo' money, mo' problems swells in the background
>>541349252Darker skin ABSORBS more heat you idiot. It protects better against UV, I.E. sunlight, it's worse for IR.
>>541349687>*finger snap and hand circle* GURL MMMMHMMM! I KNO DAT'S RITE!
>>541349218RIP. It would have been great to have had life on easy mode.>inherit legacy and $$ of father's success>not have to hold a job>just spend your life poring over father's notebooks and drafts of everyone's favorite stories, taking notes
>>541348486I started watching the 2nd episode of Lanterns today. The 1st episode was a weird blend of shitty and intriguing so I thought I'd give it one more chance. Got to the scene where a pajeeta and a nigger were complaining about white men. Fuck it.
>>541350301Its Laterns!You check out spider noire? I thought it's watchable, decent even. Even with the zesty buck and that AI looking goblina secretary.
>>541348486MMMMMhmmmm das rite
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>>541348486Man the only good thing about this shit is these threads fuck jews and niggers tho
>>541348486It's like the one piece of tech preserved from the hobbit was prosthetic noses and they lost everything else
>>541348486did you know shit slop cannot legally enter your mind if you don't look at it?so just don't
>>541348486Awww lawd dem rangz
>>541348486holy shit, they got Gumblo's daughter Jemima and his son, Humpti?
>>541348486Even the actors look unconvinced lmao
>>541348486Why are the troll the same size as the dwarf that makes no sense?
>>541348486Can you faggots go back to your Gaymergate boards?>>>/tv/>>>/v/>>>/mu/Thk you and never come back!
>>541350735This is basically an anthropological study for the collapse of jewish culture at this point
Disgusting grotesque pandering bullshit...will never watch this garbage...
>>541348486When Jeff Bezos talked about colonizing the stars with billions of people and have 1000 mozarts in the galaxy, creative genius that would could only get thousands of with trillions of humans scattered across thousands of planets...my first thought was "rings of power" bro is out here worried about finding the next mozart allegedly and yet he created rings of power and shat on the LOTR legacy.
>>541349126>European fiction is an ever changing thing.Europe isn't USA, it has actual history and culture that doesn't change based on some election
>>541348486LAWD DEM RAAAAANGSSSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4
>>541350864>detroit isn't dead! we've got billions in investment!
>>541349252Holy shit. You're fucking stupid.
at least they dont speak german
>>541349075His son Christopher Tolkien was based. His grandson Simon Tolkien is a pozzed faggot.
>>541348486LAWD LAWDLAWD DEM RANGS YUH YUHBUX NOOD MFKR WE WUZ TOLKIENZ N SHEEIT ELVES KNOW DAT SHIT WUZ LIT
>>541350630We wuz kangs when we had dem rangs lawwwwwwwd
>>541348486I hope you're as exited as I am for it mon ami
>>541348486>nigger dwarves>nigger elves>nigger hobbitsthey just couldn't help themselves
>>541353091Sauron and his orcs are only treated poorly and seen as villains because of middle earth socioeconomic factors and learned racism. Orcs can live peacefully in the Shire, they just need the opportunity!
This is why I just read old literature, maybe I can watch some old movies too including the "old" LotR trilogy, I suppose I could also give Iranian cinema a try.
>>541348486I haven't watched any movies, series, anime or whatsoever in more than a decade. Couldnt care less about this crap. You enjoy your TV slop.
>>541350531sure it's not latrines?anyway: flammenwerfer!!!
>>541348894somehow, satire always becomes reality. odd
>>541350070Dark skin protects against Radiation thats why the frogs around Chernobyl turned black
>>541348486>promotional image>promotional
>>541348743>dwarves are the race that make the most sense to have dark skinned individuals.?You mean the people who live underground and mine for a living? They should be pale af bro
>>541349115>never heard of düregarYou dont tabletop
>>541348486Nobbits
>>541353091When Netflix filmed live actor Avatar, they hired Asians and native for their fantasy Asian-inspired world. One actor was accused of not being native enough to play a fictional eskimo race.But then you look at RoP, and your European-inspired world has to include browns and blacks because it's just a fantasy.It just annoys me.
>>541354484No, I have sex with women.
>>541348743>People living in mountains. No retard you just made a series retarded and worthless with that thinking.
>>541348908NOOO SHE WAS CASTED FOR HER ACTING SKILLS, WHAT NEXT, AN ACTRESS MUST BE BORN IN A MATCHING DRESS??? CHUD!!
>>541348743What part of Tolkien's creation is british mythology do you not get?
>>541348486let me guess>the mutt girl is the key to everything
>>541348486>invest in our dwarven cryptocurrency! it only exists in the ether and is definately noy a scam!
>>541348583I still can't get over how bad that character design was.
>>541354625>cherokee tribeAHAHAHA.
>>541348486what are these diggers doing above ground
>>541348837LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD DEM WANGZ
>>541348743Why would they look different if they were all the same race?
>>541348486Buffalo Wings of Power looking good no cap
>>541348486I thought this got cancelled because of how poorly it was doing viewership-wise?
>>541355697don't laugh, anonseen all them feathers on his head?must be a chief, at least
>>541348743>dwarves a race that lives entirely underground and rarely gets sun exposure make sense to have dark skinThis post brought you by an absolute nigger
>>541348486Woke won
>>541349126Tolkien Canon didn't say dwarves had to be white because he didn't anticipate a bunch Hollywood kikes shitting all over his legacy and bastardizing his work
>>541349126What the fuck do high temperatures have to do with your skin being dark ignoramus?
>>541348626They won't let you in.
based thread. just watched fellowship extended edition with my newborn white baby
>>541348486O LORD *clap*O LORD *clap*O LORD DEM RANGS O POOOOWAO LORD *clap*O LORD *clap*O LORD DEY MAKE ME COOOOWA
I mean Tolkien work is all kind of shit. A good pastoral stuff here and there, couple of moments in Silmarillion. Like 60 percent of LotR is a horrible slog and Hobbit has faggy singing and whatever.Now Black Company, that's a series.
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>>541359456>Hobbit has faggy singing and whatever.According to the lore, the entire world was created by music. The Ainur sang a song, and thus the world was born. That's why characters like Tom Bombadil are always singing, they are connected to the world itself.
>>541348635I think the entire thing is a scam. First, the cost of production is a lie, each movie is actually far less.
>>541348971And then they made the Hobbit
liberal fiction gets more liberal adaptation
>>541348486Who tf styles their hair ugly? Like... do you put on fake pimples before you leave the house?
>>541359554>According to the lore, the entire world was created by music.how is that not paganism?
>>541352485Are you surprised? Dude looks like he was spawned in the sewers of Angbang.
>nineteenth century circus freak coreYes
this is what tolkien fought for in two world wars and wrote liberal propaganda forin principle this is 100% more in line with tolkiens work than peter jacksons work
>>541348735The absolute cope and seethe of negroids, trying everything to make their pube hair remotely presentable
>>541359554I know that, that's why my reread of Silmarillion always started with Sons of Feanor vs Balrogs
AYO SO YOU BE SAYIN*smacks lips*WE WUZ SOME*collects welfare check*LAWD AH DEM RANGZ N SHEEEET?
interracial band comes together to rescue the world, this is what tolkien believed in
>>541354484Well according to D&D (editions 2-5), pathfinder, rolemaster and GURPS they are usually grey skinned not black and definitely not brown. They're kinda like niggers in that they are evil, but even there they are "lawful" evil and niggers are definitely chaotic. Try again?
