>Pubs and hotels could see business rates reformed after reviewhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xnxy89gv7o>Teen joyrider killed in A66 police car crash was awaiting trial for racially abusing and assaulting officers it's revealed as grieving widow of cop who died in carnage says 'the pain of losing him is beyond words'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16074117/teen-joyrider-killed-police-crash-trial-racially-abusing-assaulting-officers.html>WW3 fears explode as Putin eyes destruction of one UK townhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2241794/ww3-fears-putin-threatens-uk-town>We’ll never invest in Britain again, says FTSE oil gianthttps://archive.ph/uaOeq>Andy Burnham arrives in Ukraine with plans to share UK blueprints for long-range missileshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/aug/24/europe-ukraine-russia-war-kyiv-andy-burnham-volodymyr-zelenskyy-latest-news-updates>Remove content celebrating dangerous driving, social media companies toldhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/teesside-crash-a66-deaths-social-media-tiktok-trend-driving-b3037978.html>Stop damaging London's mobile phone signal, Sadiq Khan tells developershttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mobile-phone-signal-london-sadiq-khan-5g-data-b1293718.html>More than £260k raised as families pay tribute to officers killed in A66 crashhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-24/more-than-260k-raised-as-families-pay-tribute-to-officers-killed-in-crash>Keir Starmer considered letting 100,000 young Europeans come to UK every yearhttps://archive.ph/zjRwa
the advert is making my willy big :(
>>541351710>picrelCor. Phwoar even.
>>541351710Corrrr I'd let her cuff me... If you catch my drift lads
Business idea: minge bald wigs for birds with pubes
your jezebel slut charms have no effect on me. im a homosexual and a pogue.https://youtu.be/9bmqL0g1M0I
>>541351886
https://xcancel.com/MikeDiplockre/status/2091630330205642788#m>A staggering 22% of all Traveller males die in car crashes, compared to >1% among the general population.>We essentially have a subgroup of our population who treat every car journey like a Tatooine podrace.>50% of Travellers die before 39 - study>Some 50 per cent of Travellers die before their 39th birthday and some 70 per cent fail to live past the age of 59.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoqH0aWVC8Pikeys aren't nice people :(
>>541351924
women’s faces when you ask them politely not to murder their children, both born and unborn
>>541352093>PoV: he's tacticooled up to come and nick you for saying "n*gger" on 4channel
>>541352100Also when you tell them you're not a feminist (then goes into a panic attack)
>>541352100women say it's okay to rape just don't be a racist chud
>>541352100I find teeth like that unnerving.
>>541352197They all have rape fantasies so what's the fucking issue?
https://xcancel.com/60sJapanfan/status/2091969856383955377#m>On Times Radio their political editor Anna Mikhailova implies that not giving foreigners free housing could lead to HitlerHITLER!>The first ever naturalization act in 1844 prohibited naturalized subjects from standing for Parliament or being members of the Privy Council. There have been two tiers of citizenship for as long as naturalization has existed.In America a naturalised citizen can't become president, Israel has numerous tiers, in fact it's incredibly historically normal to have gradiated rights, let alone when it comes to giving foreigners free houses
Mother-in-law is coming to visit for a few days on Thursday. We normally get a takeaway the day she arrives, after her drive down. She always says she’ll pay for it but I always end up paying.
>>541352220Yeah they're not real. They have little nubs under their false dentures that they got in Turkey.
>>541352306Make soup.
>>541351918that’s going on the list
>>541352306Just go out.
>>541352080>Pikeys aren't nice peoplethey do have a strong ingroup preference and support network though, if only we could all like like pikeys, if only we could all live like pikeys, if only we could all live like pikeys
>>541352291>>On Times Radio their political editor Anna Mikhailova implies that not giving foreigners free housing could lead to Hitler>HITLER!wow
>>541352351Lad at work got his teeth whitened after his missus dumped him. I don't like talking to him.
>>541352362I’ll be cooking the other nights she’s here. She’s not going home until the Monday. >>541352432We’ve got two kids so it means taking 2 cars and she’s useless a fuck at navigating, even with a satnav. Took the wrong exit off the motorway last 3 times she came.
>>541352080>i'm coming for you junkie joe joyce and your cousin car keys michael i'll fight him too
I haven't enjoyed my life. It's really that simple. My emotional life has been one of deprivation, longing, anger and frustration for the most part. Materially I have only briefly had the experience of being financially comfortable, but that only lasted about a year before it went to pot. I wouldn't be surprised if some therapist, upon learning about my life and thoughts etc, was to tell me that I clearly had some kind of weird desire to self-sabotage or something. I mean realistically speaking I could have tried to be happier. I found myself in miserable situations but clung to them for whatever reason, instead of escaping. Maybe it's because I saw no escape. There was certainly a long period of my twenties when I convinced myself I was trapped in this life of isolation and misery, and that rather than lashing out or emotionally breaking down, which I sometimes did, I ought to just stoically embrace it and numb myself emotionally. I tried that and it worked to some extent, but life isn't worthwhile when you are emotionally numb. I carry around a lot of pain. It may sound melodramatic but it's true. There is so much pain inside me, and I don't think I'll shed it at this point. I'm not sure I'll ever love or be loved, but I try telling myself there are worse things to worry about though I'm not sure that is true.
Those coppers who died look like wrong'uns. They look the sort to say, "don't think you have, mate."
>>541352508>junkies bastards>the lot
Fizzy gravyIncel fortune cookiesDonkey dentistApu (henry) hooverLego napoleon movieBoots home euthanasia kitSkagvent calendarCowboy themed italian restaurantContactless card 2p machinesTransparent Burqa for non-muslimsPhilip Schofield Halloween maskShower bedsDeliveroo pints in glassesPockets for cats (kitpock)Bic pen sharpenersVodka infused spamMigrant hotel management video gameTennis rackets for grenadesEastern themed gay nightclub, the sultan of brooneyeValentines meals for oneOrdnance survey globesKippah with hair on for secret jewsIced porridgeVelcro toilet seats for astronautsMonopoly migrant editionSycamore gap plastic sex arseStaberdashery, Roadmen One Stop ShopSteel toe socksBlackout windowsTapas for catsHeadwear shops for terrorists pull pin activated boiled eggs in a bagminge bald wigs for birds with pubesFish and chips shaped ice creameclipse viewing attachment for plastic sex arses
I'm glad Meatspin is still available without providing proof of age
>>541352601Do you dream of beating up people who bullied you in school?
>>541352546>KNEE>>541352510>DEEP>>541352508>IN>>541352432>CLUNGE
>>541352628That’s all cops mate. ACAB is unironically one thing the leftists have got right.
>>541352080I often wonder: what is their point? What are they trying to achieve, other than being maximally crass?
>>541352653Some ideas may have more merit than others.
https://xcancel.com/DPJHodges/status/2091508327473619070#m>Excellent. More of this please.>I’m pretty sure this is AI, as much as I wish this were to be the case.>Oh well. We live in hope…This must be something that glowies are experimenting with, get AI slop videos to be spotlighted by regime journalists to help try and counter the image that Britain has garnered over the recent years, see what Khan cries about when it comes to London
>>541352306>>541352584Are you yearning to pump her like the beast she is?
>>541352726Pikey izzat, jockeying (lol) for position amongst their peers, crude enjoyment, money in terms of betting, simply being cunts to differentiate themselves from the gorja and thereby reinforce their own identity
>>541352680I may have a few liddle revenge fantasise, but they definitely involve more than a mild beating up.
>>541352744future is looking bright
>>541352291It's all so fucking tiresome
>>541352834So it's a self-reinforcing local optimumWhat fraction of them successfully break out of this cycle of retardation
>Rachel Mackay has been raising her baby alone for eight months as her husband has been refused a visa three times.>Rachel met her husband Kieyaamudien while on holiday in Turkey two years ago.>The 29-year-old nail technician from Manchester fell pregnant unexpectedly, and the couple were thrilled to start building a life together.>But Kieyaamudien, who is originally from South Africa, has never been allowed to set foot in the UK.>He was refused three visitor visas and a fiancé visa before the pair married in South Africa in March 2026.
THAT SUGAR CANE THAT TASTED GOODTHAT CINNAMON THATS HOLLYWOOD!
>>541352779I would, but only to throw it in the missus face should we break up one day.
Remember that guy who killed his wife and young daughter a few years back and dumped the bodies in a skip at work, then he became a big meme at the time?
>>541352998Why doesn't she fuck off and live in South Africa then?
>>541352994Some, not many but some. Then again for their identity not being retarded unironically leads to genocide as they would simply immediately assimilate and thereby cease to exist as a separate people.
>>541353093Apartheid
>>541353021C’mon, c’mon, no one can see you cr-uh-uh-ying
>>541352661Full of ads tho
Did Cauldron top himself yet?
>>541352998>"Yeah honey, sorry my visa has been denied yet again" Smdh, the lies black men will tell to get out of raising their own kids
>>541352080>We essentially have a subgroup of our population who treat every car journey like a Tatooine podrace.My fucking sides, I'd happily attend Appleby Podracing.
>>541353093My employers have an office in Cape Town. Even the biggest mudshark doesn’t deserve to be sent to South Africa. No one does.
Ever feel desperate for a human experience? Dying of boredom in life here. Think I'll go on holiday this year, like Bangkok.
>>541353171Think he's outsourced that to ringring.>>541353258German cannibal might enjoy it.
>>541351710The new Type 31 Frigate of the Roayl Navy, has almost no weapons on it. A couple of guns. That's it. It's basically a cruise ship, or a law enforcement ship.
Business idea: Wacky Races but with ethnic groups. Pikeys, Pakis, Blacks, Jeets, Chinks, and, most dangerous of all, Women. Place your bets and start your engines!
>>541353258>Even the biggest mudshark doesn’t deserve to be sent to South Africa.Disagree.
>>541353258I think as part of the History curriculum BAMES should be sent to their ancestral home for a month to witness the "horrors" of the Empire, or lack thereof.
>>541353367Filtered.
>>541353367That's what they call a darky pumper
>>541353258>AnonThey say to me>Anon. Be careful of the blicks. I will pick you up in my jeep.
>>541352835to ur pic me toohttps://youtu.be/bGnW7ZiByAMbecome a pogue. pogue in old irish means weirdo or homosexual.
>>541351710Is that a spic mutt in Britain? If she had lighter eyes and skin I would say she was just being Scottish.
>>541352998The child has an African father. But id imagine the british unioners will declare it to be british. >whadabout lenny henry>would you deport ian wright?
>>541353393Honestly the horror stories I’ve heard. It’s hell on earth over there. I fear it’s the ghost of Christmas yet to come of countries.
>>541352197I've said it before, it's only men who get triggered by the immigrant rape thing. Women like the idea of a boat load of men coming to shag them.
>>541353563
>>541353501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKfLINJJ-U
>>541353628*an
>>541353367It's got a fuckload of missile tubes and drone launch capability. Guns are useless now.
>>541353510Its a common phenotype. Usually mum from Turkey, or some middle earth desert. Essentially the proto-britisher. Naturally she'll find the English rather unsettling and unpleasant but won't be able to articulate it.
>>541352661meatspin and goatse never die!
>>541353178Kek
>>541352653This time next year, mate.
>>541352080>now this is spudracing
>>54135336732 vls cells tho
>>541353731Cats can't be evil. Their fur is too soft.
>>541353731Is lemonparty still a thing?
>>541353377Viz did that
https://x.com/i/status/2071250021484220782
>>541352998i've known two women from places that i've worked that were single mums waiting for the fathers to come over from turkey, don't get it? they can't just make concessions on normal male female relationships that most good men of their own race have expectations of so they go and make their live worse by being tied to some loser that can't speak the language and has nothing to offer. For the entirety of human history it has been the care of a woman is passed from the father to the husband and now we have collapsed societies
>>541352998>>He was refused three visitor visas and a fiancé visaCriminal record perhaps?
>>541353888
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>>541353367It is actually loaded with our secret weapon; Millennial women. 200 of those launched onto any civilisation makes hiroshima look like a nerf gun.
>>541353971
>>541353994
>>541353725Thanks anon, I knew it. >Essentially the proto-britisher.Probably looked closer to pic rel, the Western Hunter-Gatherer. By the time the farmers got up to Britain they were so mixed that the "shitskin Med" look had been bred out of them. Don't watch the BBC lol.
>>541353990
>>541353994Kek
I've never felt a sense of belonging in any job I've worked. It's always felt like I should be doing something else, something more up my street, frankly something artistic, and I think people have sensed that at times. It is what it is. I do it for money, but the older I get the more reluctant I become to identify myself with my job and the career it entails. I just don't care about it and refuse consciously or otherwise to invest much of myself in it. I remember working as a waiter in a hotel in 2014 and a middle-aged Slavic man who oversaw the agency staff called me into his office, which was messy and a bit shabby. I went into the room and he asked my name and said something like "you are British?" and I said yes, and he said something like "we don't get many British working here". Maybe he was trying to figure me out, maybe he thought I was an undercover reporter or something. The working conditions would have justified me being one. In the full-time job I managed to find after that a guy I was working with said he thought I was an undercover journalist when I first joined. It was a bit strange being told that. Maybe it's because I'm a bit quiet and have a decent education behind me, I don't know. When I left my deadend minimum wage job a few years ago they bought me a card and everyone signed it wishing me luck, and one lad said "goodbye mr posh [company name]". He meant it lightheartedly, but it's strange to think people saw me as posh. I've always had a fondness for the ideal of the traditional English gentleman archetype, someone who is well-mannered and principled but quietly self-effacing. It hasn't done me much good. I've always been attracted to the idea of wearing a blazer and shirt and tie as a normal dress style. When Frank Wright said in an interview that he would turn up to his youth counselling job in a traditional suit I related to that. I like eccentric underdogs with traditional values.
>>541352080they also have the highest rates of incarceration, illiteracy and suicide of any demographic
>>541354023british as a citizenship (nationality without a nation) is not even 100 years old.
>>541353890>from turkeyWas it older mature women with Turkish lads or something
They're inbred.
>>541354239Thats how royalty works.
where is cauldron i am worried about my friend
>>541354363Took a hammer to his doorbell
>>541354206Ah I see what you meant by Britisher now.
The voices are in my head again and telling me to do violent things
>>541353621Well, I mean, the state of some of them... if i hadn't seen a cock in a few decades due to my looks being somewhere in between a pile of slime and slinky i would be flattered to get raped by anything.
Live by the slopDie by the slop
>>541354363Probably sobbing in a corner somewhere
>>541354535Based. Never eat chicken.
>>541354535>struck down hundredsi could strike down more
I wonder how many affordable homes you can get for £529m ?After the funding is mismanaged correctly.
>>541354728done it again ffs
>>541354221yeah
>>541354728i'm gonna say 200
>>5413547281024
>>541354759>>541354728"Affordable" homes means free homes for wogs
>>541352998>fell pregnant unexpectedlySure.
>>541354104I hate the fact my labor feeds niggers. I'd much rather every shitskin child starved to death in a gutter.
>>5413541042/10 blog.
I'm lost for words.
>>541354597Billions?
>>541354808>>541354815>>541354864It should be well over 2000 but we all know what happens with money in a lefty wonderland.
Avengers..Assemble
Life, you know? It's grim, hollow and meaningless.
>>541355063Your ID is, interesting.
>>541354019this is hands down the best edit, just because of the bomb really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IanIgKC0Eg
>>541355113>never goon
>>541355070it's grimthe rest is up to youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zq7ujKwuRY
>>541355063shame our commie government, courts and civil service will ignore it, because it exposes all of them
>>541355143https://youtu.be/uvoDMyI0Ofc
>>541355288Whatever happened to sticking refugees in tent slums outside the city walls?
>>541355326ooman rights init
>>541351710Officer - I awoke and somebody has stolen a bottle of wine I bought just this afternoon
>>541355070The meaning is Christ. Mock me now, but you will not in the future. I also believed the exact same thing. In fact, maybe more extreme when I started getting into extreme satanism and misanthropy.
>>541355361I think you mean youmen rights
>>541355324Nice. Never listened to this stuff before, but it is actually weirdly nice to listen to. Found No Remorse and Skrewdriver so far.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9CrCFNKhIk
https://youtu.be/rFvoXQia8nE Under The HammerAnd Now the battle is overThe valiant rest their armsAfter fighting for 10 long daysAfter the storm now comes the calmWe can now realize our dreamsTo the victor the spoils are shownA land as pure as a sorcerers dreamA land as pure as the driven snowChorus:We are under the hammerBut we're still thereWe are under the hammerBut we're still thereAnd as the death bell tollsOur enemies are no moreLucifer claims your soulsHe loves the spoils of warNo one can say that we don't deserve itAfter the blood that has been spilledThe battle is wonThe war has been doneNow the Jew must pay the billNow it's crystal night once moreYour race once again burnsLook at me, I am the lawUnder the hammer, it's your turnChorusWe are under the hammer but we're still there x4Back in '23 in the beer hall putschThose men of steel had tried and failedWas it the end or just the startOf the thousand year Reich or the battle beheld10 years later they seized the beastEurope had it's trust replacedScared the rest out in the westThe flame was doused before it caughtChorusThis time's gonna to be no mistakeThis time there's no corpse to rapeThe body and spirit lives in our soulWe saddle up we'll never fallLet's see out the Fuhrer's dreamTo break the back of the eternal jewRid the world of the evil we've seenMake it safe for me and youThey are under the hammerBut they're not thereThey are under the hammerAnd they're not thereAnd as the death bell tollsOur enemies are no moreLucifer claims their soulsHe loves the spoils of war
>>541355361They have the right to fuck off.
Found the married her cousin asylum case:>The appellant is a national of Sudan who seeks entry clearance to join her sponsoring husband in the UK.She wasn't in the country already.>He is a recognised refugee.Chain migration.>Article 8 human rights groundsThe good old family life provision.>she claims that she married her sponsor, her cousin, in a customary Islamic marriage in 2011 when they were both residing in Sudan>In accordance with local tradition, it was asserted that the customary marriage was not recorded in any official documentation.How convenient.>At the remaking hearing, I heard oral evidence from the sponsor with the assistance of an interpreter.Of course you did.>In January 2013, the sponsor left Sudan for Libya where he lived and worked for approximately 2 years. He travelled to the UK where he was granted refugee status in 2015. Before leaving Libya, the couple married in Sudan by proxy in March 2014.Marriage by proxy. In other words, she wasn't there.This is ridiculous. The judge stated he doesn't have to consider the original marriage and the proxy suffices. The media reporting was accurate. But what's worse is this sponsor himself should have never received asylum. So now they can get married to their cousin by proxy, gain asylum and then bring their cousin along using article 8.https://tribunalsdecisions.service.gov.uk/utiac/ui-2025-000714
>>541352080You’d think people calling themselves travellers would be better at it
>>541355457I'm 30 years old, I've never been in love :(
That spiff may have been a mistake.
>>541352100>Really really late term abortion
>>541355833>digitsBugger.
>>541355288ill take £5k and only take blonde big tit teen ones
>>541355804love is temporal and circumstantial
>>541355804You think 9/10 normies ever have? They just have partners. They live together and eat together. Half of them despise each other, the other half aren't content.
Old boy would've sorted those forrens right out.
>>541355959Also proper gay like
>>541355959>>541356053Sigh
why is brit cop carrying a Motorola radio. Cant bongs even make their own radio? what a shithole country
>>541356225we are the dreamers of dreams
>>541356274because kikes like you see people making their own shit and flood the market with cheap mutt shit (much like chinks do) until nobody can compete and then you jewishly jack up the prices. because jew.
>>541356297whether those dreams correlate with whatever the status quo currently is or isn't is not our fucking problem
>>541354428Big lad tings
I swear I am demonically possessed. even tho baptised and confirmed.since i was 8 a pale genie tortured me but was alright, since my mum scared me being an alcoholic telling me to come and turn off and on the TV.I got nightmares every night and in my teens the female genie stalked me with this pale demon that I had to hide from, when I started doing ju jitsu in my teens she would let me beat up the monster and not hide from it. but still gave me dreams where in my local town i'd wander around until I found her, then she'd scream at me like a banshee until I woke up. primordial fear.guess im a unwitting moonchild with a demon, like aleister crowley wrote about, except I didnt have to be sodomised to make it happen, I just needed some child abuse.and apparently im an ultimate magical being just to let you know.
>>541356964Take it to reddit.
The problem with the latest asylum case is that it wasn't entirely down to article 8. The domestic rules are what enabled this Sudanese woman to make a claim under article 8 to begin with. The law fails to prohibit cousin marriage, and it permits foreign proxy marriages to qualify under our rules. We could ban cousin marriages and force the hand of the ECHR. Of course, the main issue here is allowing refugees to sponsor immediate family members (spouses and children under 18). It's convenient, however, for the government to blame the ECHR for this and pretend their hands are tied. The Tories loved this particular manoeuvre. As with them blaming the EU for what could have been sorted domestically, the solution is to leave the ECHR to remove this excuse from their arsenal. Though, the actual impact of the ECHR and Human Rights Act shouldn't be understated. Domestic law might give rise to the claims, but the ECHR seals the deal.
>>541356274Economy of scale. No need for every country to develop their own and if you make a million you can make and sell them cheaper.
>>541356964I know a Polish plumber who has a side gig as an exorcist who can help you with that.
Got a thing for that DFS lass.
>>541356274>Cant bongs even make their own radio?Aren't Glocks the most popular firearm carried by US cops?
>>541352998>tries to baby trap him >probably on the run for murder or something anyway knowing he’d never get in but wanted to get his leg over A tale of two cons
Arday doodWat nou?
>>541351710Would love to be an immigrant so I can rape her and be rewarded for it.
>>541357399just go to france and come over on a small boat
>>541357334>mangingoed.
>>541357399Just ask her out. I suggest mini golf.
>>541352100
>>541356274a slav discovered radio
>>541354104A common complaint I get from female management is that I “don’t care enough” when everything I do is fine and I get a lot done but don’t really care enough to talk about their dull lives for a third of my entire shift every day.
>>541357106Looks a bit weird to me.
>>541357106Budget Aubrey Plaza
Cedar Redbush tea is the best tea I've ever tasted in my life. Don't even need milk. Try making black tea out of English pish, it's disgusting. Tea is a big scam we've all fell for. We're getting the absolute worst quali-tea. Shout out Birchall for putting me onto this.
>>541357866you sound as cringe as that fat middle aged ukrainian fartsucker who posts his sad little scrap metal collection
>>541357959There ain't enough room on my dick, nigger, get off!
>>541357959how about this for fart sucking?>>541357866redbush is a tisane not real tea
cauldron should be here doing his poems
>>541357687I used to watch Hollyoaks purely for Carley Stenson.
>>541358147>cauldron should be here doing his poemsDo you think he spends the night preparing his inane ramblings for the next day?
>>541357959>that fat middle aged ukrainian fartsucker who posts his sad little scrap metal collection
>>541358147Cauldrons just been dumped by Ling ling.He's probably having a meltdown right now.I suspect he'll do a poem about it all tomorrow.That poor Chinky girl deserves better desu.
>>541357866Yorkshire Tea lad - the only good thing to come out of that county of sheep shaggers.
>>541358374did he confirm that? poor cauldron. poor tingtong as well, she might get deported or something
>>541358461uncle isn’t it nearly 2 where you are? haven’t you got work in the morning
>>541358147There's basically only a few options1. Arguing with tintong2. Getting back from shop with more booze after promising tintong he'd cut the drinking down agen
>>541358529Nope, anyway I slept already.
>>541358461>Yorkshire TeaOtto English would like a word.
the right forearm is the Azathoth location
>>541358627Never heard of him
>>541358659does your nose itch?
>>541358675
>>541358723>tea is from yunanyeah and barley is from Iraq or some shit.If you add milk to tea in china, they kill you.
>>541358723Don't careYorkshire > PG Tips > Tetley > the rest is crap
>>541358827twinings mogs the lot
>>541358827twinings is the best shutup frenchy. its not even that expensive
>>541358827>>541358985yorkshire is the bestfuck off you lotfriend enemy distinction
lil floppo still having manic npd delusions? lmao
ITT: peasants arguing over which brand of floor sweepings left over from actual tea is best
>>541359018A true patriot
>>541359167what does lil floppo mean?
