the world that once was, before it was drastically change by governments
>>541354764I saw a kid take one to the eye and go to the hospital in 8th grade… now his left one is milky white.Mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmm mmmmmm.
you know you're getting old when this facebook-tier nostaligabait consists of things you grew up with
>>541355005Man, that game kicked ass.
>>541355031>>541354764His dead eye.It’s all fun and games until Evan loses an eye.
>>541354564You can still get those. Damn I love the smell.
>>541355089You know you're getting gay, when normally ur on r*ddit, but decide to post on /pol/
>>541354564OP, I appreciate you unlocking memories I forgot I had. We must be very close in age.
>>541355294just the monthly adderall effort post
>>541355316Hey does anyone know how to get clothes clean? I use different commercial washing machines on hot water, and I swear to God nothing works, can't even get a wine stain out. Washing detergent is a giant troll. I'm going to throw in a chunk of soap or diswashing detergent so it bubbles, maybe that will work.
>>541355392i was playing this game like a year ago
>>541354564>Consumer products define my reality We're so fucking doomed
>>541355540Oxyclean?
>>541354564All of the things you're posting were destroyed by capitalism/consumerism, not the government, you fucking retard.
>>541355609>We're
>>541354564let me guess, some kid choked on it? destroys the ozone layer?
>>541354564I remember that shitit smelled like shit
>>541355540Stop spilling your booze you degenerate alcoholic.
>>541354795this shit looked like a fantastic way to damage your hands for life
>>541354795we did that at my school, it was a legit wonder no one lost mobility in their hand as some would sharpen the edge of the coins
>>541355662Make yourself a new thread then get it deleted, retard
>>541355392I still play this.
>>541355662>the thing created by capitalism being destroyed was the fault of capitalismWow people have really totally lost their ability to critically think. Or just deny that ability on purpose.
>>541354564that shit was impossible to inflate
Wtf happened to these lil niggas and the anons that used the!
>>541356033Nothing. People still have them and use them.
Grass was touched and character was built
>>541355968Catching fireflies was a summer must in the Midwest. They were everywhere. When I lived in Japan, a Japanese friend took me to a public nature park for a firefly viewing. There were maybe 2 or 3 fireflies total, and the parkgoers were so excited.
even in kindergarten, real niggas knew something was up w/ this jewish indoctrination
>creek pornSomehow every town had it
>>541356209Me and my friends used to play "pac man" with them. You had to run around smacking them while making the pac man noise.The bugs were the dots ya see.
what is even going on in this thread? half this shit is still for sale and the government didn't change anything.
>>541356549Meh... best thread on /pol/ rn.
>>541356549You don’t remember 9/11 do you?
when goyslop had sovl
>>541354645I remember.
I see your >>541356833and raise you
>>541356916real kino slop hours
>>541354940i got this for Christmas and still remember the smell on cold snowy winter night making them. My sister got the ez bake obviously so I traded a black widow for some cookies.
>>541354795Went on a family vacation when I was a kid and brought back a few of these, hard to spin properly and nasty to shoot with.
>>541357045Touché.
>>541356451That hustler cover is really fucked up.
>>541354824the first real AI
>>541356451>swank>ouiSomeone was a gentleman and a woods porn scholar. I liked club.
>>541354564Those were never good, there's better shit to fawn over from the past.
>>541354564uncs in here crying about they youth
>>541355440had neon stars my room until I was like 15
>>541357268'Twas a better time, kiddo.
>>541357251They were so.
>>541355662Kill yourself bolshevik kike. Your jewish government destroyed everything.
>>541356451Found some behind my elementary school once. I wonder what caused people to spread it that way.
>>541354795can someone explain what this is?
>>541356833They still make these. Along with half the shit in this thread.
for me it was the small plastic parachute ninjas
>>541357268You will be too one day lol, unless you die young that is.
>>541355968No fireflies on the west coast =(>>541356833>>541356916Hnnngg I miss those.
Anyone played this
>>541354645why isn't this a thing anymore, wtf.
>>541354645Why was this so ubiquitous though? I absolutely adore those memories
>>541355968i still do this most nights with my 4 year old
>>541357268At least we have good memories from a good time what are you going to remember, covid?
>>541357742Department of Education authorized physical activities.
>>541356383I just love bumping into someone else and smashing my fingers between the two dollys.
>>541355540Biz if you can find it near you. It's oxiclean a 1/3 of the price.
>>541357447P3dophiles purposely put nudie mags around schools and playgrounds.
>>541357268'you'd cry to if it happened to youuuuuu'
>>541357636I had one of those.And one of these.
>>541357448Quarters. You flung a quarters at someone's knuckles then the other person did it. I never played it so I don't know what the point of the game or victory condition was.
I think i owned everything itt Monsterface was fucking dope
>>541357162haven't seen an ice cream truck in 25 years, I remember these lil basterds.
>>541354874They still sell these at walmart
>>541357929Kids stole them from their dads and hid them in the woods because personal space didn’t exist in the 80s and 90s but building a fort definitely did.Don’t act like you were there.
>>541354764Smug kid got me in the head during English class. I had to endure the pain in silence.Once the bell rang and we left the room, I walked up in his periphery and unloaded one right in his ear. He cried like a fucking bitch. Good times.
Deluxe Megazords.
>>541358118you know how many cartons his mom had to smoke to get that out of the catalog???
>>541357636friend had this, I didn't get the appeal do you just sit in front of it making silly face?maybe I was spoilt having a gameboy
Honestly I had a ton of nostalgia toys like these in the 90s. But I wish I didn't and wish they didn't exist, just jew plastics to sell to goyim.I played my Playstation way more than I ever touched toys. A lot of this stuff I was excited for on Christmas just for it to sit in a box or touch it one time then go back to Crash Bandicoot. Almost all of this plastic slop should have never existed.Ez Bake Oven is the exception because at least you could make tasties and learn a skill at a young age.
>>541356910I liked how in the first gen, whoever got the license didn't know who was who so they would just pick random mons to make merch of. Pic related.Poliwhirl is mirin the bowl and the rest are in awe of the giant spoon.
these niggas had the streets in a choke hold
>>541358291now that you bring it up, that lil nigga actually gets no love in any gen(new or old)
>>541358289>ez bake ovenHey man we got it you’re trans.At least go with a dr dreadful ffs.
>>541358291did Nintendo have licensing tires for each 150?, seems like an odd choice
>>541357448Bloody knuckles
>>541354795we did this with those heavy ass pogs i can punch through a brick wall now
>>541358299I never understood the appeal of them. They came around when I was in 5th grade and I asked "aren't those pretty much just rubber bands" and my friends got all mad and said it helps you balance and shit LOL. Balance Bands I think they called them back in the day?
>>541355662All the things OP is posting IS capitalism/consumerism.
>>541358095I got hit in the neck by some girl with one of those fuckers in the lunch line. I would have been pissed on that alone but she was also laughing at me with her friends. I walked up to her and smacked the side of her head. I wish I would have stood up for myself more times like this but that's in the past and now it's a good memory.
also
>>541357165They had much worse back in the 70's. I still remember one I saw as a small kid then. I found it in a tree at a playground. It had a thick but not fat girl, covered in what was supposed to be the glaze you put over a roast pig with pineapple rings. She had a pig nose and was on a giant platter. Some guy that I kinda remember looked like John Holmes in a bib with fork and knife looking like he was about to eat her.. It's weird what sticks in your early childhood memory sometimes.
>>541354795I was a fucking GOD at this game for some reason.Could draw blood on first hit with quarters or nickels
>>541355895Took me back to 6 years old. Damn.
Remember kids, our child friendly animal mascot says smoking is cool!!
>>541354795Hated this game. Luckily it was only a thing at our school for like 6 months. Everyone kinda agreed that it just hurt and wasn't fun.
>>541358504
>>541357268FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FUCK!
Fuck I grew up with alot of that stuff
>>541354564Mmmmm. Methyl ethyl ketone. Love that smell. Ethyl acetate BTFO.
These bitches.
>>541358409Poliwhirl did get featured a bit at the beginning
>>541358617>nigger thumb looks like microwaved dick>day ruined
>>541358739These were the absolute worst, they looked cool but once u played it, it was ass.
>>541356451I found porn in the woods. Took it back home and my parents found porn in my room.When I was 5 or 6 I stole a pack of nudie cards from the card shop, and my parents found those too.Basically my childhood was my parents finding porn that I either stole or found in the woods.
>>541355606Ah they finally Released it in Poland hm? Haha, wait til they Release the PS2 in poland. It will blow (your) mind.
loved a cheeky fag when i was a kid
>>541358411Had this and Creepy Crawlers. Fun toys for a week. Micro Machines military playsets and Star Wars sets were awesome. Also, those goofy toy pens that have fun little "secret" gadgets, and the Talkboy pen that could record and play back sounds.
>>541358487Easier to let it go when it's a girl. In my case, the guy was actually a good kid but I wasn't anyone's enemy so it was fair and square to hit him back. It was a shock to see him actually cry as he was one of those intelligent autistic kids who had that supernatural ability to shrug off pain (he was a champion at the coin/knuckle game)
>>541358710i loved these. also the long ones that stick.these soulful machines were sadly replaced by tranime figure gachapon
>>541358800now you are one
>>541354645Is that not a thing anymore?
>>541358739Damn I had that and pic att
>>541358872nice cunt
>>541354795lol oh yeah
>>541358415I think gamefreak was handling the licensing and they were a tiny company without the resources to coordinate all the demands. As a result, odd things happened. Pic not related because this was actually kino
>>541358743the greatest thing to come out of a fast food bag
>>541355481Best in thread. I still remember waiting like a fucking autist for something to happen the first time I visited it.
>>541358479>All the thingsposted so much non-consumerism, can't even link it, because the system thinks its spam
>>541358774It took me probably 100 hours to beat the inspector gadget one back then
I'm 32 and I grew up with all of these, wow.
>>541358782yeah you are dumb as fuck retard
Anyone had this
>>541359042The orange ones were the best.
>>541358837That sucks, lad.I would have probably let it go but it was a bitch that I was in 5th and 6th grade that tried bullying me with her simps before and my autistic, incel rage took over
>>541359100Mine was blue with a fart noise.
>>541357678it is. it's just not something typically do at work or parties
>>541356209we used to have dozens of bees everywhere all around town here. So many bees you would need to watch out if you wore sandals while walking on grass because they would be on the clover. now you never see them, or if you do its like 1 dead or sickly one.I think its the wifi, people say its the pesticides but the greatest generation would basically water sprinkler that garbage on their lawns and they didnt kill off all the bees.
>>541359100Hell yea, ever assault your sister with one of these?
>>541354645They did that here too
>>541357448Finger boxing
>>541354564Look at all these goy toys they took from us!!
>>541359217This shit made no sense lol
https://youtu.be/v1Yd8g1kV3Y?is=cKVEq8V_vXdBPP1Ehttps://youtu.be/nZMwKPmsbWE?is=HpjR4IviktYIAZpkhttps://youtu.be/g9fIjYnPazc?is=jNKY2hTBotUFgT54Any anons remember these
>>541354764
>>541354645Do kids these days not do this?
did anyone actually own this?YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN THE ..
>>541357929When I was a child the local comic / game store hid a bunch of Yugioh cards around the playground and got the entire school addicted to card collecting
>>541359304shit making sense was what ruined fun
>>541359142Insects are much more vulnerable to EM than humans because they have less water in their much smaller physiology. 5G is honestly better for them because unlike 4G, the beam-forming tech focuses the radio into a beam and not blanketing an area with gigahertz radio.
>>541358118>you smoke cock>I smoke marlboro, hehe>guy comes in wearing marlboro jacket>sweating_intensifies.gif
>>541359262>fingerboxing
>>541358951I still have my talkboy. Such a fun one
>>541359106Fuck yes
>>541356010t. lunglet
>>541356451My town had the brick wall porn stash
>>541356209Their numbers dropped due to all the BT Corn type shit, RR beans and corn, the list goes on. They need nice prairie grass type fields for habitat. All the farms being fence row to fence row mean there ain’t much habitat. Combine those things together and you get much lower fireflies numbers. Find yourself some nice patch of taller grassy areas in July and early August and you can still see them. It would unironically help if the boomers stopped cutting grass everywhere and dumping roundup on shit though too
>>541358617we had choc0late cigs in germany too.my friend gave me one in the dark and laughed at me when i tried to light it :^}
i was promised this but never got it. it was probably sold out
When the yo-yo guy would come to ur school, then mog the auditorium with walk the dog and around world. If your parents gave you money, you could get a badass yoyo after the show
>>541355510millenial shit. 80’s kids had a more realistic color pallet to play with, plus Duke of Hazzard Confederate flag emblazoned Big Wheels and all black Rambo plastic assault rifles and canteens
>>541354564
>>541357678The teachers touching children now.
>>541359608
>>541358739Played this on the reg. I can still hear the digital ticks and chirps
>>541359624one year my grampa got me a fuckin Cold Fusion, one of the first metals, with a cork center. that was a one hundred dollar fuckin yo-yo.
>>541358957She’ll be fine till she ain’t. Then she’ll be fukt
>>541357963Quarters was a different game. Older than bloody knuckles.
>>541359738> Older than bloody knuckles.You think that was new in the 90’s anon? lol
>>541359353this was like the only board game at my grandmas house and someone lost one of the guns, always wondered if it was a good game or not
>be at friends bday sleepover at his dad's place >his dad is confirmed cool dude >playing with yak bak he got >dad is serving deer sausages he killed himself>"mr anon whats this made of" some young anon>Mr Anon - "donkey dicks" >kid catches it on the yak bak>the rest of the day is spent replaying "donkey dicks" >donkey dicks donkey dicks donkey dicks >fucking good times bros
>>541359233This toy yearns for the eternal flames
>>541359233Chekkd. Didn’t that sumbitch sorta fly or something? If so yes, I certainly hit both my sisters with it
>>541358179She was gonna smoke em anyway.
>>541357081There was a girl version of Creepy Crawlers as well. My sister had it.
>>541359233>girl cousins get sky dancers for Christmas >uncle reads the box out loud “do not aim at face” >proceeds to aim directly into his face and pull the string>9 stitches to his eyebrow
>>541354645Good times
>>541358848you could cut a plastic bread clip into the shape of a quarter and make those machines turn
>>541359626Hell yes
TRex was mind controlled by the aliens, makes perfect sense
>>541358739I had this bad boy
Christmas 1981I still have the Big Track with the trailer, plan on giving it any grandkids I get
>>541354690
>>541360130Based and nextgen pilled.My buddy Matt had all the st toys even the transporter with working sound.
>>541355316my dad's friend told me this joke when i was a kid. I didn't get it.>why does mr bubble come in a bathtub??>because his wife died.
>>541357636A rehash of Potato Head?
>>541360206
>>541358420Saaar
>>541355540for water based stains soak in a mix of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, vinegar and waterfor oil based stains used shampoo on the spot then soak in above mixturethese three things clean almost anything around the house and are cheap.
>>541356336>rainbow fish>phister
>>541359955We used the soda can clips to the same effect
>>541356451My buddy and I traded something for a senior dudes club international and a senior chick that was into me rifled through my bag and tossed it. Ugh. Weird times
>>541359812>>dad is serving deer sausages he killed himself
>>541360437Protein stains? Asking for a friend.
>>541357268>UncLiterally a one year old term. Also it will happen to you but less so. Digitally based memories like everyone after 2010 has are even less real than decades old ones
>>541357268This is your 'nostalgia'
This, a spade, and a dirt patch in the backyard and you had a city
>>541360477Had one. Bad ass in the pool and on ice.
>>541357045I'm glad i was on the fiengold diet as a kid until now.no artificial flavors, colors or preservatives. ever.no processed foods. no candy, no junk cereal.I'm so much more healthy than 90% of the people I grew up with. motherfuckers ate that shit when they were kids, and now they wonder why they have fucking ass cancer and 6 other kinds of illness.
>>541359464brown.
>>541360622They have these phantom rings away when you saw the movie.
>>541354564Those were so much fun.
>>541357045I don't understand how anyone can eat that crap.it looks like I would get a migraine headache from eating it and shit weird colors for days after.
>>541359372I remember someone did that to me when I was like 10-11 and started laughing when I opened my hands. I asked him what was funny and he asked me if I knew what I was seeing, which I didn't. Now that I think about it, how did he know what a pussy looked like at that age?
>>541354795Lol. Anyone remember pencil fights, knuckle busting or thump fights? I spent many a bus ride doing all three.
>>541354940My favorite toy was the Air Jammer. Those things were so cool. Lil air powered motorcycle.
>>541355272
>>541358617We had them here, they were call fags.
>>541355895This and Fruit Stripe, kek
>>541356336
>>541358118when i was a teenager me and my friends were rooting through an abandoned house and found like 4 shopping bags full of marlboro miles. we all bought a bunch of shit from the catalog. i had one of the windbreaker jackets. I think i still have one of the ashtrays around somewhere.it was like finding a bag of money.
>>541358928Fuckkkkkkk
>>541360966There's some wino somewhere still bitching about this
>>541358325siiiiick
I WANT TO GO BACK
>>541354645I experienced one of these for the first time when my parents had my birthday party at a horse farm. Literally one of the best days of my entire life and I’m 35 now
>>541359729I had a couple of their products. Pic related. I mowed lawns to buy mine.
>>541360664I cut paths between the existing spots in the grass, and created "rally tracks" in a "miniature forest" , it was cool. Or even before that, just dug holes in the sand, when there was a heap in the yard, to create sand tunnels just big enough for the cars to go through.>>541360848Remember this too, served no purpose other than being stuck on the ceiling.Even kid slop had some soul back then, or had some creativity. What do kids have today, elsa spiderman india brainrot on an ipad? They have no idea how bad it is now.
>>541361041>chain smoking alcoholic/addict Odds are against you on that.
>>541361117Joe Cartoon. Superfly. If you don't know about green vs blue stick people then we're not peers.
>>541354564>>541354645Woah fuck.. GATE flashbacks are kicking in
>>541355117You could afford n64s in the favella? I thought Brazilians were too poor for brand name video games
>>541360937I used to work at blockbuster video rewinding DVDs.
>>541361326BrehTalk to the hand
>>541354940I had this one but that one was great too. Did anyone have the one where you could make die cast metal toys?
>>541361316Holy fuck my brain just had a flashback
>>541360509The line break on mine made this seem like a different statement.
>>541355392It's a NEW track RECOOORD!
>>541354564This website, lel
>>541361326>>541361438stickdeath superbeast episodes were the best
>>541361438Green niggers get the rope.
>>541361332
>>541357637I did, dont remember the name of it.
Ice blocking... Nobody ever got pictures of this because adolescents didn't have cameras and your parents didn't want you doing it.
>>541358435livestrongs were a nonprofit for lance armstrong and his cancer n shit.you're thinking of bracelets that had magnets in them that allegedly helped with balance. They didn't actually, it was a scam product that used the placebo effect and suggestion to convince buyers the worthless bracelet did something.
>>541361332This breaks like a windshield. Little glass bits all over the place.
I miss my clackers.
HOW THIS NOT GET POSTED YET
>>541359353>>541359356It was actually pretty cool when it worked, it liked to jam a lot
>>541361539Still got the top left in my rotation.
WALKER
>>541361824>>541361893Absolute classics
>>541358291You now remember begging your mom to take you to Burger King
>>541355968SOmeone needs to breed these. And bring them back.
ONCE YOU POP THE FUN DONT STOP
>>541361904
>>541358445get your vidya out of here
Son its bed time>a challenger appears
>>541362000
The Apparatus that you got to use 2-3 times ever in gym class
Nothing like throwing on some winter gloves and luging down the biggest hill in town at 40mph on this bad boy
>>541357363I still have them>t. 37 years old :(
>>541354940i think i ate from it once.this is so lost tech. You were BUILDING STUFF, that was the toy.
>>541355005I rented this game from blockbuster and some guy left a memory card in the case and I played his save file and then returned the game with the memory cars… we then left each other a “hello!” save file messages and rented a few more games. I met him in store and he came over and hung out, he was like 14 and I was like 8. I hope he’s surviving.The soul of the west is so sick…
>>541361893These were the shit
>casually ruins friendships
>>541356132Fuuuck bindis
>>541359042kek my family had a war over whether or not I was allowed to eat these.I ended up being allowed, but I had to understand that my dads side of the family was trashy, eating these would make me trashy in my moms eyes and she wouldn't love me as much
Playing king of the hill on this bad boy was something else
>>541358743
>>541360944I can’t stand this depressing book. I was annoyed when someone got it for my son.
>>541359317https://youtu.be/dYwAkQsRbQ4
Look at all these niggas ITT enjoying /pol/ . . baka
>>541358479Your modern world is the same consumerism but you can buy so much less.
>>541361893I can smell it
>>541355005>GOOD 2 GO
>>541357268Pretty much. I feel for the young guys they don't even know what it is they lost or never got to experience
Putting these bad boys in dog turds with the boys