If you dont use a bidet your literally walking around with dried shit on your ass. Toilet paper only smears shit on you.
>>541358437I usually take a shit in the morning before I get in the shower.
>>541358437Bidets aren’t for your ass. It for women to clean their snatch, especially during periods and after sex. It’s a European thing. If you want to wash your ass get a Japanese washlet. Fucking americans don’t know the first thing about basic hygiene.
>>541359019Literal butt shit nigger talking shit
>>541358437Next you'll say that not having a foreskin exempts you from cleaning your dick
>>541358437What is wrong with having a little ring of dried shit around my asshole?
offtopic
>>541358437DUDE. I made a PSA style video on youtube years ago trying to spread the message. I would link it but you know... This is 4chan. Imagine being a woman and not washing your ass, then expecting men to lick your cunt. Filthy.
>>541358437What about in that josh luna comic that shows using the measuring cup to rinse their asses? Any flips give details how that works?
>>541358437So what?
>>541359019What kind of shit-encrusted hell are you typing this from? Washing your ass with soap is exactly the purpose of a bidet. There are few things I'm proud about my coμntry, but having a bidet in every bathroom and knowing that the people around me use it regularly is one of them.
>>541359069The only men that use those bidets to wash their asses are homosexuals. It’s literally designed for woman to squat facing the nozzle to wash their cunts. There are old paintings of French royalty / courtesans using the original bidets (yes, a French invention and word).Get an education, burger. (although with your greasy diets, I’m sure Americans need ass cleaning more than most)
>>541359075What would you know about not having a foreskin?
>>541358553>and then i get out of bed
>>541358437wait this is for washing your ass? when i was in italy i thought they were for washing the dishes no wonder my food tasted like shit
>>541359423I know about the "cut is more hygienic" excuse mutts use to justify their heresy.
>>541358437why the fuck is this shitty thread allowed????
>>541359523>>>541358437(OP)>>why the fuck is this shitty thread allowed????Textbook reddit spacing. Kindly fuck off back
>>541359518Well I don't justify it. Far from it in fact. My sister refused to do it to her son and my dad and step mom tried to talk her and her husband into it. Disgusting protestants they are.
>>541358437>Toilet paper only smears shit on you.Skill issue.Are you using plastic bags as toilet paper?
>>541359854His shit is a biohazard from all the goyslop he consumes daily. Toilet paper alone can't help him.
Paul in the Christian Torah forbids it.
>>541360071Whatever niggers
>>541358437There's shit on my asshole?OH MY GOD
>>541358437If you use a bidet then wet shit runs all down your leg when you stand up
>>541358437>not having niggers tongue it cleanngmi
>>541358437>literally can't operate a piece of toilet paper
What happens to the water after it shoots up to douche out your hot asshole though? Gravity and such. Think about it.Just shower afterward. So good.
>>541359452lmao
>>541358437have you guys ever tried to take a shit while the budet was on a full blast? it was like some dragon Ball z kamehameha power struggle
>>541358437That's why you shit and then shower dumbass
>>541358437
>>541358437I wet toilet paper and wipe my ass till it's clean. Then use dry toilet paper. No bidet necessary
>>541358437Water isnt the only thing going up OPs ass and he hates when he goes down on his boyfriends and they have poopy buttholes
>>541358437Bidet sprays shit on your taint and balls.
>>541358437Only good thing about niggertina is every house has a bidet. Can't imagine living without one
>>541358437And if you just spray your ass with water you're walking around with wet shit smeared between your cheeks.
>>541358437If you fart you have dried shit traces in your butthole too. How do you live with yourself?
>>541363108Like I said, the only solution is going to shit before you shower. Until then you are supposed to hold it in. Unless you are fat as fuck you shouldn't shit more than once a day.
>>541363108You're supposed to spread a bit to get the benefit of the water, you silly mart sharter.
>>541359452Why are you fuckers so funny?
>>541358437You can put water on toilet paper. Bidets are an excuse to get ass blasted
>>541358437A bidet is nothing but elitist marketing that retards fall for. If you shower daily, you are reasonably hygienic.
>>541358437Uh oh, itchy!
>>541358437If you don't give yourself an enema you're literally walking around with shit in your assIf you don't chop off your dick you're literally a fag for touching a penis 24/7
>>541358437>poopjeetshttp://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+indiahttp://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeethttp://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTghttp://youtu.be/1Tg_gnb7KJo?si=aY91OdnxGsdRmDWVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyPauEkSIYGO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>>541363752>just spread your ass open, goy!next thing you know you'll be slipping a knuckle in and waxing your asshair>>541364169this anon also clocked the bidetfags
>>541364486>>541359093so are blond women spiritually jeets?
you have to spit on your toilet paper
got a Nobel prize for that o e
>>541358437I bought a bidet for my wife to have after the birth of our second child. I have been reading these posts for years and I genuinely expected the bidet to remove every speck of shit from my ass but it doesn't. I tried repositioning and spreading my cheeks to give it a clean shot right at my asshole and I blasted that thing for what felt like too long of a time. Still shit. Still had to wipe, except now my ass was sopping wet from spraying it down and the toilet paper gets wet and clumpy and gives me dingle berries. Now I don't even bother with it. People who think the bidet cleans everything and don't wipe after are walking around with slick wet butt cheeks full of shit.
I don't use tp dumbo, use wet wipes and SHOWER daily, one or twice maybe in the summer. If you must ise tissue, use cleanex and always Wet Wipes. Wtf, it's 2026! Surly even men use wet wipes.Best thread on pol btw. lol
>>541358437So wipe until you're clean. Not complicated.
>>541366008With wet wipes, even after peeing, I hope you mean...fuck I hate tp. ewwww
>>541365957Wet wipes are for babies and geriatrics. Do you carry them with you in a purse? Use TP like a man, stop pampering your asshole.
>>541358437>spraying water on your assliterally homosexual behaviour
>>541365915Dude, you have to wash it, like in the shower.
>>541366077YOU ASS SAY YOU GAY FAGGOT WHO BOTTOM
>>541358437There is always a third option retard.Just fill it with warm soapy water and skip the expensive rabbinical bidet.
During covid, I boght tons of tp, lol, I never use it, naturally... but I'd load up my cart and people were scrambling. I think it's the only antisocial thing I've done in society. I always return the cart and am very respectful of especially mutual spaces, give the elderly the way in line sometimes... But when the tp craze hit, I wa comfy af, I had plenty of wet wipes and cleanex, very specific types too. And I'd stock up on tp too and give it away. I supplied family and few friends.People complained of shortages, I had an abundance even of tp.Not vaxxed btw, kept my job too... the whole world went mad but I ended OK! lol
>>541366077Anon, you are gross but I love talking about this subject HERE only! lolYes, I have in my car wipes, cleanex, disinfectant wipes, alcohol, peroxide... beautiful citrus spray, and alsanatizer. I refuse to use my office restroom because of people peeimg everywhere around the toilet... I go elsewhere and wipe everything nicely. I think it's a zen ritual, so cozy in all my places of peeing that I am like a walking spa. lolOtherwise, I simply refuse to go potty. I will not do it. lol
>>541366067why pee? just do the gooch push to get it all out and you're good
>>541358437You're allowed to wipe more than once.
>>541358437I only shit once a day in the morning and then shower.
>>541366453Lol, I could try it, once! Bas idea, but that's never stopped me before.
>>541366105Is this thread about bidets or is it about washing your ass in the shower? Of course you wash your ass in the shower. Does anyone debate you on this?>>541366114I tried the bidet life and it wasn't for me.>>541366319You're the kind of guy that puts wet wipes in a septic. I feel bad for the plumbers you leave in your wake.I bought a house during covid and didn't get the septic inspected because the market was hot and I had to move quick. I had it pumped a few months later and the clumps of wet wipes were the size of a mini fridge, they put my septic guy to the test. The people that lived here originally used so many wipes they started coming up out of the septic lines and through the dirt. I must have pulled out a hundred or so just doing a few rows for a garden. Wipes are bad bad bad.
>>541366756Use one per flush, bjt I do use three per flush! lolSo far, no issues, plumbers probably hate me, no calls.
kek I also think about that often: how the fuck are a lot of people fine with having smeared dried up shit down there all day, don't they feel itchy? Not to mention possible smell leaking out.Anyway not sure if anyone already said it but if you don't have a bidet, just pour a bit of water on the paper to make it humid. This is basic. Yet most people just use dry paper that doesn't clean their ass.
>>541366840This is your contribution to the world
>>541358437I wipe, dab and then use a wet wipe to clean it. not wash it with just plain water.walk around with a soggy bottom
>>541366937Yes anon, but my but is cozy! And clean.:)We can fix that, what's that in terms of price to pay to keep me happy snd cozy, Nothing.
>>541358437Why would I care if my asshole is dirty. It's an asshole, it's not supposed to be clean you literal faggot.
>>541359075>>541359518I agree with you and think make genital mutilation is wrong, but there really isn't smegma or a smell after it's done. We should do this to females
>>541366956You should hire a professional buck to toss your salad, it's the only way to stay squeeky clean. You're only cleaning the outside of your ass. The buck will get his tongue in those hard to reach places and leave you squeeky clean.
>>541358437europeans have their bowels under control, mr shart in mart
>>541358437>If you dont use a bidet your literally walking around with dried shit on your ass.No. I take a shit once a day and shower once per day. Do one after (thehe) the other and you’re good.Why are people making this so complicated?
>>541364703Like you've never slipped a finger in.
>>541358437>take shit>barely wipe>stand next to women>when they complain say "I thought it was you."
>>541367121Nice butt! I do enjoy a nice rich but. Anyway, bouz, remember z if your but is clean, you are Gay. lol
>>541367223Doesn't happen if you use cottonelle
