How will she ever recover from this?
Be me, 24>Standard /pol/ poster, joined the daily Pizzacake threads to laugh at "reddit slop">Then an anon leaks her OnlyFans folder>I download it out of pure, ironic morbid curiosity>That was nine months ago>The irony completely evaporated>I realized I didn't care about the politics or the bad comics anymore>I pull out my credit card and do the basic $15 a month sub>I've fallen completely, helplessly in love with her>I know she’s almost 40 and I'm only 24, but that’s the exact reason she breaks me>My own mother is a hyper-controlling, domineering matriarch who still does my laundry and manages my doctor's appointments while telling me what a pathetic disappointment I am>I have a deep-seated, humiliating psychological need to be managed by a loud, annoyed older woman>Seeing her stretched-out midsection and mom-bod in those high-res photos doesn't turn me off—it feels like home>The absolute peak of the joke? I know her online persona of the sarcastic, defensive internet arguer is a calculated front>But I look at her actual life, her cats, her messy background vlogs, and I know the truth>She is tired, she is aging, and she is ready to take over exactly where my mommy leaves off>I have a decent logistics job, I’m normal looking, and I genuinely want to move into her house, pay her bills, and let her boss me around for the rest of my life>How do I pitch this to her?>Should I buy one of her custom tier milestones to write a long, honest message explaining my domestic background and how I want to be her live-in helper?>Or do I try to find out which comic conventions she’s appearing at this year and lay out the proposal at her booth?>Please give me actual advice, anons, I am losing my mind here
>>541358896That's not even her cunt.
>>541358811ceeн ит
>>541358811i dont think pizzacake has ever had anything to say about islam, positive or negative.also her pussy isnt that disgusting. its just painfully mid. its the most mid a pussy has ever been. its the definition of "mid pussy"
