Anonymous (ID: PRks9ZDi)
Jewish Appreciation Day 08/24/26(Mon)20:38:18 No.541360529

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Jewish Appreciation Day Anonymous (ID: PRks9ZDi) 08/24/26(Mon)20:38:18 No.541360529

I feel like Monday, being the 2nd day of the week, can be a good day to show our appreciation towards the group of people with the highest IQ in the world that contributed to our society.

Here is but a humble list, but everyone here can help extend it, even mentioning at least their favorite Jew (capital J). For me it was Jordan Mechner; I couldn't believe it when I discovered that my favorite childhood game was, Prince of Persia, was made by a Jew!

actor: George Clooney
aristocrat: Jacob Rothschild
Martial arts: Steven Segal
Assyriologist: Irvin Finkel
author: Franz Kafka
black: Lenny Kravitz
catholic: St. Edith Stein
cartoonist: Saul Steinberg
chef: Anthony Bourdain
comedian: Sascha Baron Cohen
cult leader: Anton Szandor Lavey
diary writer: Anne Frank
dissident: Norman Finkelstein
economist: Michael Friedman
field marshal: Erhard Milch
filantropist: George Soros
game designer: Jordan Mechner
grandmaster: Bobby Fischer
holocaust denier: David Cole
Indian: Ben Kingsley
intellectual: Yuval Noah Harari
interviewer: Larry King
landlord: Larry Silverstein
military advisor: Henry Kissinger
orthodox: Brother Nathanael
painter: Pablo Picasso
podcaster: Howard Stern
poet: Leonard Cohen
president: Javier Milei
professor: Richard Feynman
protestant: Karl Barth
psychiatrist: Sigmund Freud
scientist: Albert Einstein

Sort alphabetically so we can properly extend it; we can copy-pasta it in the future just like the nigger double speak name list. It shall be our greatest work on 4chan ever! By the way, please leave negative remarks for other times. This is a serious post for very serious people!