Q: Why do Niggers always have sex on the brain?A: Because they've got pubic hair on their heads.Q: How do you stop little Nigger kids from jumping up and down on your bed?A: Put "Velcro" on your ceiling.Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm?A: Compensation, because he fucked up their hair.Q: What's another word for cocoon?A: N-Nigger.Q: What has six legs and goes "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?A: Three Blacks running for the lift.Q: How do you shoot a Black man?A: Aim for the radio (or "ghetto-blaster").Q: How do you define "confusion"?A: Father's Day in Harlem.Q: What do you call a Black millionaire industrialist?A: A tycoon.
These aren't very funny.
>>541364178Tell a funny one, then...Q: Why were so many Blacks killed in Vietnam?A: Because every time the sergeant said "Git down", they all jumped up and started dancing.Q: Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?A: Because they were all leaned up against cop cars when God spray-painted.Q: Why did God create the orgasm?A: So that Niggers would know when to stop fucking.Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a gorilla?A: A dumb gorilla.Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a monkey?A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck Niggers.Q: What's the difference between Niggers and tyres?A: Tyres don't sing when you put chains on them.Q: Why do Niggers in Brixton have such small steering-wheels?A: So that they can drive with their handcuffs on.Q: What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with a Nigger?A: 10 of spades.Q: Why didn't the Black want to marry a Mexican?A: He didn't want the kids to grow up too lazy to mug.Q: What do you do if you see a drowning Nigger?A: Throw him an anchor.
>>541364100why is velcro in quotation markscould you be any more stupid
>>541364100Q: Why are all black people fast?A: The slow ones are in jail.
almost laughed
>>541364100>>541364293https://unijokes.com/black-people-jokes/
>>541364253boohoo niggerQ: How do you save a drowning Nigger?A: Take your foot off his head.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning Nigger?A: No?!?Good!Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad?A: So blind people can hate them too.Q: Why do Niggers carry shit in their wallets?A: For identification.Q: What does it say inside a Nigger's lips?A: "Inflate to twenty pounds".Q: Why don't Niggers drive convertibles?A: Their lips would slap them to death in the wind.Q: Why do Blacks wear wide-brimmed hats?A: To stop birds from shitting on their lips.Q: How many Blacks does it take to pave a driveway?A: It depends on how thin you slice them.Q: What do you have when you're up to your ankles in Niggers?A: Afro turf.Q: What's the brown stuff between elephants' toes?A: Slow natives.Q: Why do Blacks wear platform shoes?A: To stop their knuckles from dragging on the ground.Q: Why does Michael Jackson use so much make-up?A: For cosmetic purposes (he thinks he has an ugly black head).Q: What are the three greatest lies?A: 1) I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.2) The cheque is in the mail.3) Black is beautiful.
>>541364293Q: Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?A: Pepper spray.
why do niggers have such long legs?their knee grows
>A truckie was driving a shipment of bowling balls through a town in the deep South, when, to his horror, the tail-gate came loose and hundreds of black bowling balls went rolling out across the main road. Within minutes, dozens of townsfolk came rushing out and began smashing the bowling balls into little pieces with axes, sledge-hammers, and anything heavy that came to hand. The truckie runs up to them, screaming out "What are you doing? Why are you smashing them?". One of the townsfolk yells back "We gotta kill the Niggers before they hatch!">How do we know that God is White?Because in the Bible, he says "I AM WHO I AM".If he was a Nigger, he would've said "I IS WHO I IS".
>>541364100these suck, shame on you
>>541364100Q: Why can't blacks swim?A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXQox5lVxVw
>>541364100Why dont blacks have jobs?Because they are niggers Why are blacks so smelly?Because they are niggers Why are blacks so stupid?Because they are niggers
>>541364100jews start the weirdest threads. Always hate oriented.
I don't think I've heard any of these before but I'm assuming they're old, I doubt op just came up with them on the spot
>>541364957I've heard a few of them before.I think I remember them from grandpa's old book of 101 nigger jokes.Q: How do you get a nigger out of the bathtub?A: Turn on the water
>>541364217>Q: What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with a Nigger?>Vietnamare these from the eighties? Need an update.
Two niggers were riding a motorcycle, and OP fell off.
>>541365547show your flag...
What do you call two beaners, a zipperhead and four jigaboos lined up in a row?A sprinkler.Spic spic chink nigger nigger nigger nigger.
>>541364100>what do you call 10 million aborted niggers?a good startthat joke never gets oldjust like the babies
>>541364100had a good laugh, thank you anon
Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? A: NIGGERS
>>541364100A guy walks into an antique store and finds a little brass statue of a rat that he likes. He asks the clerk how much for the little brass rat? The clerk says it's $20 for the brass rat, but it's $200 for the story that goes with it. The guy says no thanks to the story, pays for the little brass rat and leaves. As he's walking down the street he notices a rat come out of an ally and start to follow him. Then, soon, another rat begins to follow him, and then another, and another. The further he goes the more rats that follow in behind him. He starts to run as fast as he can but the rats keep chasing him. Before long every rat in the city is after him. He realizes the little brass rat statue must be why they're chasing him, so he runs to the river and throws the little brass rat in the middle of the rapid water. Sure enough, all the rats rush into the river and drown. After witnessing all of this in amazement, the man runs back to the antique store and burst through the door. The clerk looks at him and laughs "I guess you want to know the story of the little brass rat?" Trying to catch his breath the man says, "no...no...do you have any little brass niggers?"
How does one tell a nigger is rich?He wears a rolex around the waist!
>>541364178What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?NiggersYou sound like a Flintstone
>>541364217>Q: Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?I heard a variation of this:<A: Everybody has some good in them.
