>trannies are seething because Texas mad Noah's Ark, Jonah and the Whale, Daniel in the Lion's Den and David and Goliath required reading for K-3rd gradeweird, because 20 years ago, nearly every child in America would have known those stories
>>541367160if it's not Jesus, it doesn't mean shit
>>541367160Did you know that whales don't eat humans because their echolocation reports to them that humans are full of bones and they eat squid that have no hard bones.I'm an animal expert.
>>541367373The beak is pretty fucking hard doctor
>>54136716020 years ago was 2006 and I graduated highschool before that and was not taught those stories.
>>541367160I'm a tranny and think that this is ok
>>541367532It gets coated in ambergris
>>541367221watch them make it old testament only. but yeah this whole thing is fucking stupid. how about you take out the cell phones and make them fucking learn math and english
>>541367559You would learn that shit in Sunday School, not actual schoolI'm sure all the Texasjeets will be benefit from learning about Noah's Ark though
>>541367160Good, maybe this will stop them punishing boys for not being interested in doing book reports on Romeo and Juliet or some other bullshit that only little girls would be interested in
>>541367160>/pol/ isn't mad that jewish shit is required readingThoroughly judeo-christian board.
>>541367160Cool hopefully there are some required Surahs next year.>>541367221
>>541367663>>541367221They have the sermon on the mound for middle or high school>make them learn englishyeah, that's the fucking point of a reading list you retard
>>541367373neat>>541367559you would have learned them in sunday school/CCD and via cartoons >>541367737>boys>not liking Romeo and Julietyou do realize the entire first scene of Romeo and Juliet is a rape joke, the nurse calls Juliet a skank at one point and the whole thing happens because Romeo wants to ban a 13 year old Like legit go pull up a copy of Romeo and Juliet, they spend like 5 pages talking about shoving women up against the wall, brandishing their naked weapon and cutting off the heads of the maiden or better yet the maiden's heads
>>541367869>sermon on the mound>make them learn EnglishKek, worked real good
>>541367763Aren't Daniel in the Lion's den and Jonah and the Whale literally about the coming of Jesus?>>541367833shalom
>>541367160Wait what? That retarded jewish bullshit is mandatory? Fucking goyim I swear.
Nothing new testament? Hmmm...
>>541367869the sermon on the mound is truly a blessing in the skies
>>541367160>Jews arc>Jew and the whale >Jews den>Small jew vs big goy >These stories are mandatory reading for americans Lol
>OH NO, GOD!Who else did that?
>>541367716>>541367963That's the point. Back then it was taught by the church not public school and it should stay that way.
>>541368027>>541368286>>541368463the middle school and high school have passages from the gospels and the sermon on the mount. Like the whole thing about not praying in public >>541368513they are western canon stories in the same way the odyssey and Antigone are>teaching kids greek myths>good>teaching kids injun myths>good>teaching kids jeet myths >good>teach kids stories that are so influential that in the belly of the whale and david and goliath are everyday idioms >bad
>>541367963>>boys >>not liking Romeo and Juliet >proceeds to discribe the very popular with women dark romance genreIts still a fucking romance book, boys aren't into that
>>541368904>teaching kids jewish myths >badFixed that for you rabbi
>>541369002>boys aren't into rape jokeshalf the fucking book is nothing but rape jokes, sword fights and queen mab>>541369069>jew mythswhy did I learn about them in CCD, jeet?
>>541368019>shalomyou worship a kike you stupid piece of shit
>>541368904>christkikes in charge of being intellectually dishonestthose other stuff are presented as myths. meanwhile you unironically believe in talking snakes and flying rabbis and genital mutilationabrahamic religions should be considered child abuse
>>541369816Jesus isn't a kike you jeet>>541369969>memeflagpost with you're real flag and I'll dignify it with a response, jeet
