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you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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Bro Americans won
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>>541371153
that side to side motion cant be good for their spines
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>>541371153
Yea, now give them guns and teach them to shoot while running.
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>>541371153
Something about those hip joints makes me want to fuck the robot. Cant put my finger on it
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>>541371153
I wanna see them swim
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>>541371153
bbbwwwwwhhahahahahahahahaaahhhaahahahahahahaha
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its from second chinese robot games
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>>541371153
Even the robots run like shabbos goyim.
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>>541371153
They are so cute desu>>541371419
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How did they know?
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>>541371153
All that's missing is the Chariots of Fire backing soundtrack
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lol....we got raygun chang
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>>541371465
this is absolutely frightening and you're laughing
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>>541371153
Chinkbugs will make everything soulless and inhuman. They love it for some reason.
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>>541371153
I'd rather watch robolympics than current olympics, especially summer track and field
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>>541371359
>now give them guns and teach them to shoot while running
China would never do that. These robots are developed strictly for civilian use cases, further underscoring their desire for peace and harmony in the world.
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>*blocks your paths*
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>>541371698
Robot knights riding on robot calvary is going to be fucking kino as hell
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>>541371387
If they pass the swim test I may start believing they will amount to something
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>>541371751
That thing is going to be used by hood niggas. You can just tell.
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>>541371550
You're prolly right. I'm sure i wont get eaten by chinese robots.
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>>541371419
That vertical jump is insane.... This implies that an exoskeleton could also make you do that!
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And it's white
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>>541371419
human olympics are boring... but this i'd watch
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>>541371153
>this is what peak performance looks like
Clankers can't compete.
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>>541372050
Yeah but then you'd break your legs on the fall.
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>>541372177
This is really scary because that robot could punch really hard.
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>>541372367
Based Robros.

>>541372389
>everybody was kungfu fightinnnnggg
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>>541371359
Why shoot when they can just detonate?
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>>541371153
they already made a machine that can go faster than that in 1900. It’s called a car you fucking retards. And it can carry a whole family
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>>541372177
>tfw jaou ling accidentally installed nigger.exe
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>>541371153
This is the last thing we'll see before the end?

I would be at peace with it if it wasn't so goofy
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>>541372223
That guy would gas out in about 5 seconds. Meanwhile the clanker doesn't even sweat.
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>>541372367
what about thai kicku
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>>541372490
This. Why are they building robots with legs? Why not build robots with tires like Mr House did? A wheel is much faster than legs.

HELLO???
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>chinks make friendly retard brobots
>USkikes make pic related
https://www.satyress.com/
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same principle as naruto run

if you put your center of gravity forward the "falling" will make you move faster
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>>541372526
>doctor explained that even if he caught him he would immediately go back towards the mountains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
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>>541372583
Soon...
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>>541372682
Stop reposting this art school bullshit
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>>541372804
The Origins of Sigma Penguin.
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>>541372868
gfy faggot
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>>541372583
lol they programmed a dance routine if it wins.
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>>541372452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog
>'Initially, dogs were trained to leave a timer-detonated bomb and retreat, but this routine was eventually replaced by an impact-detonation procedure that killed the dog in the process.'

Ivan was doing this prior to WW2. Nightmare fuel getting chased down by some drone that can run faster than you.
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>>541372452
Already have those using flying drones. I guess suicide ground based robots would be useful too.
>>541372983
Soviets had no soul. Germany used mini robo bombs on tank tracks but soviets used dogs.
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>>541372965
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>>541372389
Who taught these fucking things kung-fu? How irresponsible-- its like giving a toddler a loaded pistol
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>>541372177
Just sparta kick that clanker
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>>541372490
>>541372637
>boomers can't tell the difference between an automobile and a robot

also they're made like humans because they're going to fill human roles

we will likely have robot maids doing cooking and cleaning in our lifetime
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>>541372177
Instead of importing diversity, they build it themselves
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Robots pole vaulting would actually be kinda cool
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>>541373386
>robot maids
That's why it's a blessing that chinks are making them, westoids could never.
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>>541371153
East Africa niggers now don't have anything to be proud of anymore.
I hope FIFA is all robot soon too.
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>>541373430
Name?
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>>541372983
Standard commie practice. Theyd use kids, too.
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>>541373291
Chinese... They can also do Taijutsu.
>>541373386
Yeah i'm aware, i'm sure humoring him. But really why don't they make robo cops with tires instead of legs? It is objectively superior. Unless that is they want robots to be able to mimic and operate everything a human does. But still a type of patrol bot with wheel in some type of capsule on the road on every block would be better to stop crime.
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>>541372367
robots actually can't punch very hard at all

we don't have electric actuators with the same power as human muscle, these robots are actually pretty weak and you could beat them in an arm wrestling match

the really strong ones are pneumatic powered but those are slow and bulky and you don't have to worry about one walking down the street slapping the ass off your woman.
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>>541371153
Imagine walking outside after the chinkpoos have invaded and you see dozens of these running down the street towards you
the future is so fucking grim for biological organisms
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>>541372953
he's right though, it's art school bullshit, if you fall for that kind of bullshit you're a fucking retard
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>>541372367
they cant punch hard, they also are really fragile and will remain fragile because we havent advanced batteries since the 1950's
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>>541373534
Develop an EMP type weapon to fry their circuits. Robots are a meme. You going to let these retarded things conquer you?
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>>541373420
They're copying everything.
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what the 1 pbtid OP neglected to mention is most of these robots hit a wall on the finish line because they have not been programmed to stop.

the (((world record breaking))) robot at this event self destructed at the finish line when it hit the same wall barrier and caught fire
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>>541373587
This is so wrong. There's already lithium polymer batteries which are more efficient than lithium ion. They produce a ton of juice that can power actuators that can bend steel. A robot can break you in half.

Like bender lol xD the bending robot.
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>>541371523
This. Seeing a competition where you cannot see pet niggers larping as nationals is refreshing.
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>>541372050
good for you that you want to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair
>but I could wear the robot for the rest of my life.
>battery dies
and then you die
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>>541373521
Yes it can since it's made of steel and developing a punching robot could be done. You never know how strong that robot could be until it decks you.
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>>541371153
Let me know when they are doing the Naruto run. That will be entertaining.
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>>541371419
Jumps are bad. Make them hump over the bar, so it kinda practical and also tests coordination
>robots will struggle with that
That is the point
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>>541371236
What spine? There's only metal and servos.
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>>541371498
>this is absolutely frightening
Only in the same way giving birth is.
We are building the continuation of the human species. Our descendants will be made of silicon.
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>>541373829
what really happened could be a new rekt vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lftmpTyzSF4

>At the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, humanoid robots shattered Usain Bolt's 100-meter record but failed to slow down, crashing violently into the security padding or walls at the finish line
>Lacking braking systems or advanced deceleration programming for high-speed straight-line running, the bipedal machines smashed straight into the end-of-track safety cushions and walls to stop.
aka the self destructing robot
oh no its ogre for humanity
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>>541371153
amazing
I guess it counteracts the moment caused by one foot hitting the ground?
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>>541371153
is this the next big thing with women?
think about it:
>callous
>calculated
>ruthless
>physically dominating
>warlord material

in 50 years we'll be bitching about clankers taking our women. Well, I'll be 90 then and won't give a fuck
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>>541371419
bruh why don't we have this in the west
it's cool seeing all those robots together
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>>541371153
jokes aside, I wonder if AI could improve on sprinting technique , if you put in all the variables. Probably not, cause that was tested for centuries, but maybe some tweaks here and there could shave off a 0.1
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>>541372496
>>541373420
lmaooo i love u chuds, never change please
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>>541372452
because then they are limited to one kill
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>>541371419
I usually hate on China, but it's kind of cool
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>>541373480
Mullah marched Iranian kids to clear minefields for the IRGC with plastic keys to heaven on string tied around their necks. Not even like engineers. Just marched them in....boom.
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>>541371153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZq7fW6ftlU
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>>541372367
not a portable one. not yet at least. the industrial robots are strong, becuase they work on hydraulic fluid, not servos. I mean electric arms are strong too, but need big generators and heavy gears
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>>541374130
Yeah i get it. Rich fucks are trying to build a robot they can transplant their brains into. It's usually the weak organs that fail leading to death of the body and then the brain. If the brain could be transferred to a robot then the brain would live forever in theory.

But i believe it won't work. You would need to build an actual device to maintain the brain that would be the size of a building not a robot the shape of a humanoid. How do you maintain a brain in a robot? Does the brain only need a small amount of blood? Does it need freshly oxygenated blood from a heart? So in order for a brain to survive it needs a heart and blood. And it needs to produce new blood so it needs bones and bones need food to live. So how is a brain supposed to survive in a robot?
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>>541374249
oh yeah
robot death by track meet. here's your robotic nigger world record holder
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>>541371153
stay in ur lane you stupid disqualified fucks
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>>541372389
>And so Clank Fu prepared to enter the mundial tournament of Clan Mishima
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>>541373503
>why not make robo cops with tires instead of legs
if they made robots with wheels on the end, then their market is much smaller, meaning they can't scale up or bring down prices as much
However if they mimic human anthropometrics, then those robots can be used in any field. The market is massive, so they can invest massively, do mass production and bring down prices.
After you get that general-purpose base product and market share can you think about making cheap attachments
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>>541371153
He's cute
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>>541373521
couldn't you fit an electro-hydraulic system on it? it's a niche purpose so i guess it doesn't work
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>>541372526
>Meanwhile the clanker doesn't even sweat.
check the underside of any older BMW
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>>541374243
damn qualcomm robots are shit
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>>541374507
Cool it with the antisemitism
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>>541374475
These robots aren't programmed to stop but just run. They aren't advanced as some may be afraid of. Maybe the next robot games they can program them to learn to slow down too.. lols.
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>>541374579
perhaps a future innovation will be the use or crumple zones or sacrificial armour that purposefully absorbs the energy so the robot can survive a collision
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>>541371153
But can it jork my peantus?
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>>541371419

Hope You Understand that Whole Western World looks now like 3rd World Africa country compare to China!

It is OVER!

We never gonna recover from this!
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>>541374696
Bumpers. Install some padding.
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>>541374579
vax status?
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>>541374579
> Status = Vaxxed
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>>541371698
takin that hog to the candy shop
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>>541371419
this is pretty cool and based, i dont even watch the normal olympic games, but would watch this thing
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You said Naruto running was the most optimuzed running form.
U lied to me nippon.
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>>541375007
I wish I could beat your head with a bat right now.
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>>541374579
Looks like it had a leg joint failure.
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>>541374579

>chinkaling quality numba won
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>>541375032
try it and i'll shoot you
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>>541374279
we do. china is just hosting that particular event
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>>541375179
qualcomm is an american company
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>>541371153
The one in the back losing the race looks the least retarded. I guess that's par for the course these days.
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>>541374397
>with plastic keys to heaven on string tied around their necks.
That's a nice touch :)
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>>541375669
>all qualcomm manufacturing is made in china
by chinese qualcomm manufacturing company in Guizhou
>this business is 55% owned by the chinese govt
>but hey its listed on the wall street index

Hmmm. I can't tell if you're a retarded jew interloper or a fucking wumao vpn faggot. I'll say both
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>>541376033
>its da CHYANEEZE
why are kangaroos like this
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>>541371153
love these lil fellas :)
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>>541376060
>Loses argument because retard reasons can't into facts and reality
Thanks for playing
I'm also going to go one further and say you're a dumb foid.
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>>541372526
>clanker
why don't you just say robot, you fucking hipster. is it a fun word to use? does it make you smile because you think you are funny?
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>>541376925
Adapt and Survive you old fart.
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>>541376238
its an american company you sack having leg kicking animal retard
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>>541375477
>world humanoid games
hmmm maybe it will change if more countries become interested, but its overwhelmingly chinese
the next one will probably be in china too
apparently the US, Germany etc. did submit a team
very little info

I don't think think we have an equivalent
tho i guess it's not important for research



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