What the hell is up with all these liberal harridans making fools of themselves on TV by accusing Trump of having a "mushroom penis"? First, you sound like a dumb slut by making this a thing. No one speculated on the shape and dimensions of George W Bush's penis or Ronald Reagan's penis on TV news because people used to understand that this type of malicious gossip is puerile and irrelevant. Second, aren't all penises mushroom-shaped? You've got a penis head at the end of the stem that is thicker than the stem. Sounds like that makes a mushroom shape, no? These news bimbos sound so trashy prattling on about male genitalia and fungi. But I can see why a closeted gay man like Stephen Colbert would be so intrigued by this subject.
ugh, now I can't stop thinking about drumpft's disfigured penis. Fuck you op.
>>541375317Stephen Colbert is not a gay man.
