/pol/ - I've a cop and I have reasonable suspicion and pro - Politically Incorrect

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08/25/26(Tue)05:53:08 No.541378042

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Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ) 08/25/26(Tue)05:53:08 No.541378042 Archived

I've a cop and I have reasonable suspicion and probably cause on every single fucking one of you simply because you've been on this site and this site has a lot of shady shit on it so you are being detained and are not free to leave and if ignore this warning I have the authority to find and locate you and track you down then arrest and taze the shit out of you if I want. I don't have to explain shit either. Just STFU and comply. You can't win this.

Anonymous (ID: WAtMJyfb)
08/25/26(Tue)05:54:24 No.541378075

Anonymous (ID: WAtMJyfb) 08/25/26(Tue)05:54:24 No.541378075

tl;dr

Anonymous (ID: ukHegY+X)
08/25/26(Tue)05:54:38 No.541378079

Anonymous (ID: ukHegY+X) 08/25/26(Tue)05:54:38 No.541378079

>>541378042
Wtf I just tried leaving and I couldn't

Anonymous (ID: UYZitHDy)
08/25/26(Tue)05:57:06 No.541378158

Anonymous (ID: UYZitHDy) 08/25/26(Tue)05:57:06 No.541378158

>>541378042
Guess we gonna stay here till you wet your boots officer

Anonymous (ID: +4YKqcEm)
08/25/26(Tue)05:58:06 No.541378189

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Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ)
08/25/26(Tue)05:58:57 No.541378207

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ) 08/25/26(Tue)05:58:57 No.541378207

>>541378075
>>541378079
>>541378158
>>541378189

>I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP. I GOT 4 RESISTING HARD!! HALPPPPPP!!!!! SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: unaUzGSn)
08/25/26(Tue)06:00:32 No.541378257

Anonymous (ID: unaUzGSn) 08/25/26(Tue)06:00:32 No.541378257

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Anonymous (ID: iWUJ8AVz)
08/25/26(Tue)06:03:51 No.541378348

Anonymous (ID: iWUJ8AVz) 08/25/26(Tue)06:03:51 No.541378348

>>541378042
bye

Anonymous (ID: 4u+RcWT7)
08/25/26(Tue)06:03:53 No.541378350

Anonymous (ID: 4u+RcWT7) 08/25/26(Tue)06:03:53 No.541378350

>>541378042
>he's a cop and can be investigated on reasonable suspicion simply because he's been on this website

I let a bot join infinite group chats and am now infinitely suspicious. Which means I have to escalate my responses from "good morning officer" to "hey i'm calling my lawyer"

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ)
08/25/26(Tue)06:03:53 No.541378351

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ) 08/25/26(Tue)06:03:53 No.541378351

>>541378257
>Hey you, my man. Come over here for minu...STOP!.. ONE MORE MOVE AND YOU'RE GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE!

Anonymous (ID: 81xOtjGo)
08/25/26(Tue)06:06:09 No.541378421

Anonymous (ID: 81xOtjGo) 08/25/26(Tue)06:06:09 No.541378421

>>541378042
>I dindu nuttin
Gets shot in face

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ)
08/25/26(Tue)06:09:43 No.541378512

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ) 08/25/26(Tue)06:09:43 No.541378512

>>541378421
>What was that? Turn around and put your feet behind your back....

Anonymous (ID: N0vkfE4s)
08/25/26(Tue)06:09:45 No.541378514

Anonymous (ID: N0vkfE4s) 08/25/26(Tue)06:09:45 No.541378514

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>>541378042
>I've a cop
I'M A COP
>PROBABLY CAUSE
PROBABLE???
Learn to spell before you write the report up about me faggot

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ)
08/25/26(Tue)06:10:48 No.541378543

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ) 08/25/26(Tue)06:10:48 No.541378543

>>541378514
>You mocking me boy? I've planted drugs on people for less

Anonymous (ID: 8HACUjmx)
08/25/26(Tue)06:12:32 No.541378585

Anonymous (ID: 8HACUjmx) 08/25/26(Tue)06:12:32 No.541378585

You probably sell all the drugs you confiscate off the streets yourselves as a little bonus.
You little goodie blue boots, WE KNOW WHAT YOU DO!!

Anonymous (ID: 1Py75Diw)
08/25/26(Tue)06:13:54 No.541378623

Anonymous (ID: 1Py75Diw) 08/25/26(Tue)06:13:54 No.541378623

Reminder that /pol/ would gladly bend over to let a cop fuck them in the ass in order to “own the libs”

Anonymous (ID: MOgkLl06)
08/25/26(Tue)06:15:59 No.541378680

Anonymous (ID: MOgkLl06) 08/25/26(Tue)06:15:59 No.541378680

>>541378207
Remember when that one pussy ass cop freaked out and started mag dumping because of an acorn falling?

Anonymous (ID: LpLMInh+)
08/25/26(Tue)06:17:18 No.541378719

Anonymous (ID: LpLMInh+) 08/25/26(Tue)06:17:18 No.541378719

Its gotten to a point if a cop is actually coming i know i HAVE TO MAGDUMP.

I wont be taken alive either way

Anonymous (ID: we5i1ygB)
08/25/26(Tue)06:17:27 No.541378723

Anonymous (ID: we5i1ygB) 08/25/26(Tue)06:17:27 No.541378723

>>541378042
Sounds like a violation of the NAP

*Cocks my 9*

Anonymous (ID: z0UIGSyM)
08/25/26(Tue)07:02:55 No.541379995

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>>541378042
You dislexic imbecile

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ)
08/25/26(Tue)07:07:13 No.541380107

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>>541379995
>You sure you want some of this?

Anonymous (ID: z0UIGSyM)
08/25/26(Tue)07:17:39 No.541380380

Anonymous (ID: z0UIGSyM) 08/25/26(Tue)07:17:39 No.541380380

>>541380107 you antisemites don't belong in our demoncracy.

Anonymous (ID: Lkd0JlHk)
08/25/26(Tue)07:24:56 No.541380628

Anonymous (ID: Lkd0JlHk) 08/25/26(Tue)07:24:56 No.541380628

>>541379995
that downie looks based

Anonymous (ID: DjRm2hMO)
08/25/26(Tue)07:41:48 No.541381171

Anonymous (ID: DjRm2hMO) 08/25/26(Tue)07:41:48 No.541381171

>>541378680
I do, what happened to that retard?

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ)
08/25/26(Tue)07:42:44 No.541381204

Anonymous (ID: 4+8WHZwZ) 08/25/26(Tue)07:42:44 No.541381204

>>541381171
I actually don't remember this? story?