Meanwhile, the U.S. is firing on all cylinders!B-b-but I thought they were winning!??!?!?!?!HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
oh no they are so heavily sanctioned and cant trade in us dollars whatever will they trade withooooooooh noooooooo
>>541378739You're a dumb gorilla nigger aren't you? You wanna banana, dumb gorilla nigger? Eh? Big dumb nigger gorilla want a banana?
>>541378850ooooooh noooo zogbot.oooooh noooooo
>>541378668Take that Iran. You are not allowed to use currency any more. It's over. Do not even think about trading elsewhere too. That's cheating
>lol
>>541378929Ouch, that's worrying! Iran please stop using Yuan for trade!
>>541378668never forget that the democrat traitors and their voting traitor scum sided with the enemy against the US at ever singular step of the way
The fuck is breaking news about this? They've been onto RMB for almost half a year now >>541378739.At this point americans don't age verification, they need a nigger verification.
>pariah state not connected to global banking has bad rate for dollarssay it aint so...
>>541378668>trade exclusively with China and Russia without using dollars at all>WTF THEIR CURRENCY IS LE WEAK???Meanwhile the Hormuzzy is closed and the US is running out of time, shiaBVLLs are winning
>>541378668anon they're not gonna use dollars anyway...
So Iran and Russia are trading freely between one another then. Who will be next to tell the US to go get fucked?
>>541378668>Oil will be traded in anything but dollars Oh no the Iranians are doomed
No more Amazon Prime for you Iran. Next day delivery? In your dreams
>>541378668When have sanctions ever worked? Russia, Iran, Cuba, North Korea... it's been decades. Two more weeks of sanctions, trust the plan.
>>541378668>prevented people from buying or selling x>guys look, no one is buying x, it must be worthless
>>541378668Time to buy?
>>541378850kek they literally did no trading with the US so they took the US trade value of "0" and made it "-1000"
>this time for real thoughkill yourself financetards
>>541378990What flag even is that?
>>541378668Shiit they cant get $20 big macs
>miggers down so bad after losing the war militarily they're now bragging about sanctions like it was the plan all alongMakes you wonder they didn't just.... do this from the start?
>>541378668>Turning into Zimbabwe But Iran is still winning. Right? RIGHT?
>>541382098Yes.The evidence is that you've given up on all your previously stated goals and now you're bragging about FUCKING SANCTIONS LMAOOOOoooooo
>>541379839the oil they can't trade?
>>541382216how you gunna magically stop people from buying oil in THIS market?
>>541378668>BREAKING NEWS: Iran's economy is in a total free fallIran no longer uses Dollars so Its impossible for the USA to do speculations or watch with whom Iran trade goods.
USA has no fucking clue with whom Iran has trade.https://youtu.be/NRWDn5b6SKU
>>541378668No its not. Youre passed 40 trillion in debt. Your armed forces are in free fall and full of faggots, trannies and obese black women - meanwhile your normal soldiers have no desire to bbombattentat and children for the fucking jews (who everyone now watching in real tine controlling you as their fat-golem while devaour7ng you). Hey also your 10-year Bonds are approaching the magical 5%...Did I mention China (the biggest economic power on the planet) are friends and allies with Iran and can pump literally ENDLESS shekels into Iran to keep Iran from falling? Well I did now!OH and your also running out of interceptors and outsourced your industry to - YOU GUESSED IT! - CHINA!HAHHAHAAlso your entire network of bases and logistic support i the entire middle east has been destroyed and your sailors cant have proper food or showers. Please do tell me how your winning? The only thing you could left arr nukes. And when you go for it (wich I think you wil because you are toddler-country who put wisdom as your dump-stat and wondering why dont read to good) - It will be the literal END of you.Please note your Empire is already dead. You just dont read to good.
>>541382272how do you trade what you don't have?
>>541378668Will this make the Strait open again?No? Oh, ok. Nevermind then.
>>541382805You think Iran doesn't have oil?
>>541378739Who gives a fuck about the us dollar? The petro-dollar is dead. We are about to be trading in yuan.
>>541378668Akshually this means Iran won the war
>>541383008It kinda does, unironically
>>541378990Going against TACO Don is siding with america. Backing out of the JCPOA will be the legacy of this administration. Anyone who supports Donald Trump and his taxation without represwntation tarrifs is not an american. All of MAGA are traitors everyone knows it. Most of us laugh at the fools fucking themselves in the ass to simp for Conservatives.
>>541378668Yes, the Americans say so, so it's true.
>>541381822This. How do I invest in currency?
>>541383162Evryone is watching in 4k how the US Empire is dying to cheap drones and hypersonic missiiles they cant defend agsinst to the tunes of fucking LEGO-RAP This May be the most humiliating death of an Empire ever.
>>541382272It's called a "blockade"
>>541382747The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no draft, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all. The Great Reset is inevitable.
>>541383453Not when Chinas ships go through- You dont have rhe fucking balls
>>541378668Is the straight of homos opened or closed Donnie?
Lmk when they manage a single important kill or strategic objectiveMy portfolio is flying and milk had "cheaper price!" Sticker on it at target
>>541383493Or so yvey think but didnt account for 2 things 1. The human factor and 2 it wont behave as their retarded little think-tanks and AIs believe it will do to the energy-increase and how it affects human souls.So Nice try - Good Bye!
>another country destroyed for Zionism by USAWhen will it end?
>>541378668>it's an Americans talking about countries they don't understand episodeThe Iranian Rial has lost a lot of value, that's true, but it's not nearly as bad as the twatter screencaps imply. The one on the right is probably a site that switched from the 10 year-old government declared rate to the current black market rate. The one on the left is just the result of decades of high inflation and no redenomination.
>>541382981>We will be trading in YuanThat's been shilled since 2015 and here we are. Nobody is going to peg their currency to Yuan because you can't trust the Chinese central bank and it woukd allow the Chinese to dictate prices more strongly so fuck that.
>>541378668>Meanwhile, the U.S. is firing on all cylinders!Someone doesn't know what's going on with the US bond market.....
>>541378990>enemy against USyou spelled enemy of Israel wrong
>>541383773Brics are backning with gold. The West is backning with what? Who cant be trusted you said?
>>541379136Exactly! This retards don't understand how market conversion algorithm works. The price will free fall if nobody is exchanging Iran rial with USD. All this doesn't show that Iran isn't doing trade with other reserve currency like Yuan or using Shell corporations
>>541378668maybe you should check your bond market out
>>541378668If you make your enemies poor they win.
>>541378990i think in my entire life ive never thought,cared, or believed iran was out to get me
>>541379390Miggers are dumb af. Iran has withstood decades of US sanctions. There economy has been trialed and errored to alternate shadowy trades making them robust and almost independent of US dollar
>>541378668It's so funny how obsessed Trump is with destroying foreign nations while his own rots at home at the hands of the Zionist Jewry. He probably has to get permission from Kushner to do anything
>>541378668K keep me posted
>>541378990>sided with the enemyThey weren't building nukes, they can't reach america even if they did have nukes, and we wiped out their nuclear program a year ago. There's no reason to be there now.They aren't my enemy
>>541384069hes a kike. his nation isnt the US. he was an asset made to trick american populace.
>>541384095nuclear regulatory committee disagrees with your statements on wiped out
>>541378850this dude's tonsils have been crushed by jewish cock
>>541378668OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!NOT THE IMAGINARY FIAT THAT THE JEWS MADE UP! WHY WOULD THE JEWS SAY THAT IRAN'S IMAGINARY GDP IS LE BAD?!?!?!?!
>lose>lose>LOSE BIG>lose>lose>an economy based around fiat is now considered a winYEEEEEAH, BURGERLAND, BURGERLAND, BURGERLAND
The entire judeomuttmerican raison d'etre is just abusing their legacy power to make evebody else miserable. They don't even pretend to have any kind of progress or improve anything for themselves.Literal niggers.
>>541384152They're letting nuclear regulators in now? I didn't think the IAEA had been there since trump tore up the agreement.But their refinery is wiped out, that's undeniable. They just still have fissile material.But hey, I'm willing to be wrong.
>>541383913implessive considering the value of gold has gone up 4x since 2014 and yuan has gone down
>>541384468Idiot their refinery was moped underground long before this started why do you think your bought and payed for government are considering nuking pickaxe-mountain?
>>541384582Soo? Yuan going down makes export cheaper for rhe buyer. Gold going up means someone is buying All the gold. A currency backed by gold can be trusted. A currncy backed by American promises is worthless.Dont trust me Pekka, just wait and see. Clearly I can see this but you cant so there is no point in trying to convince you further.
>>541383451lmao this lego theme had me rolling
>>541384152The WH literally put out a statement last year that their nuclear capabilities were annihilated, and that any claims otherwise were fake news.Were they lying then, or are they lying now?
>>541385026HAHAHA the fucking lego-raps totally won me over hahaha!! Do you have the link with the sound anon?
>>541384673Cause they're genocidal maniacs.Also, a nuke won't do it. They're not magical.
>>541383451>in my mind it was real!
>>541378668What is a rial?
>>541382981lmao you stupid nigger, dollar is only used here for comparisson, iranny rial went dogshit against any other currency
>>541385681
>>541378668jeet detected.
> A currency that is legal tender in only one state which is basically closed off to everyone who isn’t Chinese or Russian is even more worthless! Even if could they wouldn’t be allowed to buy anything even if they could use dollars or euros because they’re heavily sanctioned at Israel’s demand > Take that! Ha! The US has failed spectacularly militarily and economically so this is a face saving exercise which anybody who has a passing knowledge of economics knows means nothing, meanwhile the straight of Hormuz remains closed and the US debt continues to spiral, Iran has dogwalked the mutts and their hebe handlers on the world stage so they have to wheel out demonic child sacrificer Bessnett with talk of ‘D day’ sanctions on a country completely decoupled from the rules of international trade.
>>541378850The absolute state of federal loyalists
>>541378668Iran is used to being poor. We are not.
>>541383773>there's been a hole in the bottom of the boat for awhile but we're still floating so it must be fine
>>541378668> WE DEFEATED THEM AT OUR STOCKSthese damn retarded burgerslollmao even
>>541382098You're talking about our debt market nobody but the US treasury is buying?
>>541385771I don't get it. I still don't know what a rial is.
>>541383162bueno germe que te digo? ya le toco a nosotros acer reis en Irania tio, ojala me encuentro una irana negro muy sabrosa y vivo los restos de mis dias sin ver una femoid pesada otravez. If we find an Iranian Greta look-alike, I call dibs.
>>541386715their currency...
>>541386908Who's currency is it?
>>541378668USA lost the warUSA cant find land army for invasion and it cant bussify own people like in ukraine, so its the end there is no way to defeat irain without ground invasion, they exist there for 4000 years so i think russia and china will not mind suppllying the with food and money, they can return money unlike ukraine lolthose sanctions will not work, they can bind currency to gold/silver/oil/gas/grain after some time
>>541387042Iran.The Iranian currency is called "rial". It came from the name "royalty", exactly like Brazil's currency, "real".
>>541378668is it worth it to spend $100 and get 137 million Rial? just in case it ever manages to come back to even a few cents it would be worth it.
shitskins having a melty itt
>>541387406they'll probably just institute a new currency like Germany did in the 30s
>>541387042whose. i thought you krauts were supposed to be good at this. you just wrote "Who is currency is it?"
>>541378850I want to castrate and slowly torture every single one who posts this picture to death. Nigger the meaning IS IN THE FUCKING PICTURE why would you need your dumb little stoic text to describe WHAT EVERYONE WITH TWO BRAINCELLS UNDERSTANDS AT A GLANCE. >there's a clown and he is sad>oh no better describe how le society has turned this usually happy fellow leee grumpyLike the sad clown isn't the oldest fucking trope HOLY SHIT better give me some fucking reddit text to explain THE FUCKING OBVIOUS sperg out over I fucking hate you so much and I hope a pack of feral niggers rapes your family to death before your eyes
>>541378668The American economy sucks for everyone except billionaires and boomers going wild on credit cards and HELOCs.
>>541378668Brown refugees itt managed to crash even harder than iran currency, impressive
>>541378668buy the dip
>>541378668They didn't trade in USD before though.They also didn't control the strait before the US/Israel attacked them.
>>541387522I was born in russia. Oh, shit. Thanks for the grammar correction. I get it now. the "'s" stands for "is" :D
>>541378668Why do people believe exchange rates, inflation and 'the economy ' are the same thing ?
>>541378668measurements done by a kike, by kike standards, reported by a kike media, in favor of kikes , in a kike system
>>541378668>jews doing jewish money tricksUnironically their strongest weapon. Strange they waited so long.
>Iran's currency collapsed!>From $0.0001 per rial in 2010>To $0.0000007 per rial in 2026Above all other things, I hate the MAGAtards, because they are the stupidest of all God's creatures.