>Noooo let that spider live in your house!!! They eat so many mosquitoes!! They contribute so much to your c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶ house!!> 0-2 mosquitoes a day
>>541380211You may be unaware of it but the real reason why you hate spiders is because your Id wants to fuck a spider in her tight spider hole.
Wow you make a good point, how have libshits not figured this out?
I put the spider just outside my house near doorways and windows, i think they understand because then I see a little webs off to the side and out of the way and I think the spider knows what I want him to do am I insane????
>up to 100 mosquitoes a dayMake way for the real MVP
>>541380345Your inner-self has an inherent desire for a nurturing companionship that expresses itself through frequent involuntary erections. You are projecting this maternal instinct into the spider as a way to give rise to the sexual desires you have towards your mother and that you wish the spider will demonstrate towards you.Oh it seems our consultation time is up. Should we continue for another 500$?
>>541380345They come definitly back in you house because its warm
>>541380211foidslop threadi'm not killing spiders unless they are dangerous to humans
>>541380292fpbp
>>541380758moralfagging about spiders is objectively the most female thing you can do>foidslop Kys normalfag
>>541380211spiders are literally useless, they make some net at a retarded place where no flying thing ever comes. i let them live but they go away after 2 days or so because theyre too retarded to catch anything. spiders are useless.
on my parents farm are hundreds of spiders but they never catch anything. only some fly every once in a whilte. i look at their nets. when they catch something its hanging on the net for later consumption. the big moskitos dont fly in their nets.
>>541380758The dangerous ones already know to keep to themselves. If you see one its usually an accident. The reason for this is pretty simple.. if humans or animals constantly came across dangerous spiders they would all be dead.
there was a fat one with a red cross on her. this was a poisonous spider. she always had her net on the same spot for months and years. catching flies.
>>541380419Dragonflies really are nature's answer to mosquitos. Not only do they actively consume mosquitos, they also lay their eggs in pools pioneered by mosquitos for reproduction, and then their larvae annihilate the mosquito population.
>>541380211Cockroach legs typed this
>>541380419Truly amazing things.
>>541380211My current gf is like this and it is beyond frustrating. I had a spider crawl across my naked body while I was trying to sleep (two times over a month) and even if I killed them I felt violated. I fucking hate them. Huge fucking spoiler alert, I am dumping that bitch the moment a better option appears. The displaced sympathy spills over to all sorts of things, I even had to argue with her that pitbull attacks are not only more lethal but also more frequent. She saw the numbers, pie charts and I explained normal distribution and still it's like her mind couldn't accept reality. Are all women like this? I know denial is extremely powerful, but when it's not pathological like in cases of extreme grief when someone denies their child having died it's understandable. With women it seems trivial things that are easily (dis)proven matter to their core identity or something, or a deep seated fear of being treated the same way you'd treat the spider.
>>541380211They're at my whim really, some i like, some i do not.Interestingly they eventually abide by my preferrnces since doing so improves their odds of survival drastically.
>>541380505I'll pay in (You)s if you tell me why I think junling spiders are cute.
>>541382291You can get dragonfly scarecrows to keep away mosquitoes. I've used them in my backyard the past couple of years (I have a 20-foot wide pond in my yard, and it attracts frogs and mosquitoes in huge numbers). Only got bit a few times since I tried them.
>>541382404*jumping spiders
>>541380292>>541380505
>>541382337It's time to break up.
>>541380292That was only true in Oblivion.
>>541380211You would that tarantussy though
>>541380419I kneel
>>541383570the only thing keeping me back is that I'm an unemployed NEET (I hold a masters and not autistic, just unlucky) with only two people I know outside of family. Her and our common autist friend. I'm not sure how to handle the solitude.